>tfw eating a can of tuna a day am i gonna die

>>39494695
yes but we will all die at least you will experience mercury fueled madness

>>39494695
Is this a meme now? Don't eat so much fucking tuna. Eat more eggs or something.

>>39494719
>don't eat so much mercury, eat more cholesterol instead

>>39494734
>le eggs are bad meme
kys

>>39494753
don't be so irresponsible, someone might take your shitposting seriously

>>39494753
this

Learn the difference between memes and goofs goof

>>39494695
>>39494734
just eat sardines instead, they're low as fuck in mercury

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>>39494789
>The cholesterol guys
>Don't eat too many eggs guys
>Eat mercury everyday guys

>>39494695
been eating a can of chunk light tuna 6 days a week for the past 7 months. nothing has changed

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>>39494818

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>>39494830

Is there really THAT much mercury in fish these days?

Where the fuck does all that mercury come from for fish to even have a single percentage of mercury?

Did some piranhas eat some idiot Chinese Emperors corpse or some tiger shark eat a bunch of thermometers?

what could you replace tuna with that is still 100 cals and 22g protein?

>>39495130
Fuck if I know, go to the marine biologist board

>>39495130
There isn't in "chunk lite tuna" because it is skip jack tuna which is small and low on the food chain. Albacore tuna which can get huge are way higher up on the food chain so they ingest mercury from the prey they eat which gives them a higher mercury content

>>39494695
>tfw eating two cans of tuna a day
Surely it would take ALOT of tuna a day to actually have some sort of mercury poisoning?

>>39495179
Look it up. I would not eat that much tuna a day for any extended period of time.

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>>39495179
just eat chunk light tuna. it's the lowest on the food chain therefore it has the least amount of mercury. should be fine to eat it every day

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>>39494818
wait for 5 years when your internal organs are failing

>>39495280
yeah i mean im not gonna do it forever. im just losing weight right now and tuna is super efficient. i'm moving on to lentils soon

>>39495356
ya the thing about mercury is it stays in your body and is not flushed out

>>39495718
not entirely true

>>39494695
Yes, unless you eat it with ramen noodles

>>39495156

Quark.

>>39494695
Kali Muscle did it so you'll be fine

>>39496267
Not entirely wrong either. Mercury tends to stick around for a long while.

I've been eating like three cans of yellowfin a day for a looong time and this is the first time I've even thought about mercury. Shit.

My freshman year of college I ate a tuna sandwich from subway everyday. After a week my urine started to smell like tuna.

>>39494795
But it has less protein per serving and more expensive. It's like switching chicken for red meat

>>39494695
>can of tuna a day
>CoTaD
calories: 150
total fat: 10g
sodium: 200mg
protein: 13g

>>39498431
thats a retarded analogy and you should feel bad. if it has less protein then it should have a higher omega-3 content, and fish is healthier than chicken and red meat, leaving out the mercury in some of them

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>>39495130

Ok, tuna could poison you. Something else to fuel my paranoia?