Barbell Spear Attachment

>>39469045

if i get dubs this ISNT a joke and OP is 100% serious and not autistic in anyway

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quality post

>he doesnt fend of robbers and workout his body at the same time
why even

>>39469045
>what is a knife and duct tape

Also have fun wielding your 45-lb spear while some burglar just pushes your fat ass to the ground

>>39469099
The idea is that even if I miss with the spearhead it would probably still hurt a lot because the barbell is heavy.

>>39469045
How do you even come up with something so absurd as the new meme?
8/10, hope to see it in SIR's next nyr comic

bumping for more acknowledgementness

> not squatting and crab walking towards the assailant in PERFECT squat form with the spear tip facing him
SHOO SHOO DYEL ROBBER

>>39469045
I'm sorry you don't live in a free state. Use promocode JYTR10 at optics planet. http://www.opticsplanet.com/cold-steel-assegai-long-shaft-spear.html?utm_source=youtube&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=ba-JamesYeager

Here is a vid on it and some other shit too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yQ9khQghkQ

you don't need a spear tip if you can adequately hit someone witha 45lb bar. even trting to block it would be a broken arm and you'll cave in their skull like a melon. Its not much different fron a Chinese monk's spade, you just have to be strong enough to wield it pretty easily.

its also too long for inside a house, you're better off one a curl bar with 25lb plate and clip on one end, like a big hammer. That is also guaranteed to fuck up what ever you hit with it. just experiment at bit and practice swinging whatever you come up with a lot

>>39469563
Wouldn't a stabbing motion be easier to do inside a house?

Swinging the barbell around would probably be near impossible but stabbing is probably manageable

>>39469563
>you don't need a spear tip if you can adequately hit someone witha 45lb bar
>its also too long for inside a house

OP probably lives in an apartment so you're right he couldn't swinging a bar that's why you thrust with a spear.

>you're better off one a curl bar with 25lb plate and clip on one end, like a big hammer

Plan A is to stay away from crackity-cracks I wouldn't wanna get close if I can help it. Night time burglars aren't in a good place in their life and may be on drugs and have hep c or HIV so I don't want their blood touching me. They may not even feel that they have been hit too.

OP you need to pay real money and get real training on how to stop someone.

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Please put my post in the r/4chan screencap :^)

>>39469656
You mean thrusting*.

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Everyone knows that halberds are superior weapons anyways :^)

I have unironically used a barbell in a self defence situation vs a knife, because it was the closest object

>>39470014
story

> over 45lbs of home defense

>>39470014
PLEASE storytime I don't want to do my classwork

>>39470014
Out with it, story time

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Include me in the screenshot

>>39469064
Rerolling for you, brah.

>>39470014
Not that guy, but my neighbor's kid broke into my house to try and beat up my brother, didn't know I was there. Chased his fat ass our with an iron dumbell handle in my hand. Never knew 300 lbs could run that fast.

>>39469563
Why not just turn your whole home gym into a weapon against home intruders?
>T-Bar propped against door as an impromptu deadfall trap.
>barbell collars strewn upon floor as caltrops
>resistance bands armed with 5# plates as an impromptu catapult
>bumper plates used as blunt damage discus
>replace stairs with stairmaster
>last resort keep 3 scoops of mutant mass in pockets at all times as emergency pocket sand to blind opponents

>>39469064
Check em

>>39469384
Yes!
>Snibbet snib

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>>39469384
high bar or low bar barbell spear stabs?

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>>39470211
More like...

>>39470014
tell hte story faggot

>>39470352
Underrated

>>39469045
>>39469108
>>39469384
>>39470014
>>39470034
holy hell this is funny

>>39470014
FUCK NOW THIS FUCKER SURELY LEFT WITHOUT THE GREENTEXT

>>39470195
fuck off Kevin McCallister

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>>39470352
kek

>>39469045
please make it to the SIR comic

>>39469045

Alternatively, move to the woods and use your barbell spear for lifting and spearfishing protein.

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>>39470352

>>39469064
Check this

Holy fuck do you autists try and ruin everything mildly enjoyable by trying to turn them into a meme. You're no better than Reddit or 9gag. Not everything needs to be highlighted and spread around like the plague.

>please put this in a SIR comic, it would be so much funnier! I hate when people on Facebook post memes that I helped spread to every site I know

>>39470014
Story time

>>39469331
This

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>>39469045
include me in the screencap

I want in on le epik skreen kap leddit fagzzzzz

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>>39471030
I like you

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>>39469045
>>39469099
curlbar works nicly

>>39471601
10/10, would leave the house if I was on a B&E and saw this

>>39469045
Spears need to be balanced. That would be shit.

>>39471601
wat

>>39471680
I used a curlbar because its easier to hold

>>39471685
hows the weight distribution

>>39471656
Fag I bet you have shitty weak forearms. A barbell is balanced the same way a spear pole is, the pole itself isn't heavier on one end until you add the spear tip. Same as barbell.

Lift more fag.

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guys...

>>39471717
Holy fucking kek i'm dying

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Would this work?

>>39471690
I wouldnt trust to fly stright nut hand grooves make it easy to hold and wield

>>39471030
Why so mad? Because nobody likes your >mobility, >weighted dips and Mike Pattinson memes?

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>>39471876
>well meme'd sir

>>39470517
You will surely get the greentext.

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>>39471817
Nice gym clothes faggot

>>39472142
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa2irrYK09w

>>39469064
Rolling for you my non retarded friend

>>39470195
My fucking sides

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>>39472172
How practical is including medieval armour into my home gym routine in case someone breaks in and attacks me? Surely it would go hand in hand with any barbell weapon

This thread is just a meme goldmine

>be me
>just your average robber, going 'shopping'
>walk into house and eye up a pretty nice clock (ahmed)
>hear d-d-do you even steal b-b-b-rah
>turn around to see a fat man in spandex crabwalking towards me
>brandishing some sort of jerry rigged spear
>fuck crab people uprising
>NOPE out of there

>>39472187
That's a great idea, anon. And as a bonus you can wear progressively heavy armour to increase resistance in bodyweight excercises.

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>>39472142

>>39472195
kys yourself

>>39472199
I wouldnt call 17%bf fat

>>39471018

mirin that form

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>>39471717

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mfw I work out in the living room and haven't been challenged to a barbell duel yet. what am I doing wrong /fit/?

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>>39472522

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>>39472522
>not just challenging every onlooker

do you even vult desu?

>>39471717
Oh holy kek

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>He doesn't use plate shurikens

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>>39471656
>not putting weight on both sides to balance that shit
>not buying barbells from Deus Vult Inc. where they are manufactured for this purpose

Do you even crusade, churl?

Truly the most alpha way to protect your home

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>>39472142
>1640
>not wearing your squad codpiece
Never gonna make it.

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>>39469045
this one is for hunting.

>>39472199
lost

hrow asbout big hammer

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>>39470195
>replace stairs with stairmaster

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>>39472939
Hey guys, /k/ommando here and I heard you guys were talking about western medieval barbell spears. Actually the best warriors only use Japanese steel in their barbells. It's folded over 10,000 times and would cut a European barbell in 'twain.

Just some friendly advice from your fellow neighborhood otaku desu.

Konichiwa!

>>39469045
do you plan on spinning that thing in the air like a true martial artist would?

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>>39470195
>3 scoops of mutant mass in pockets for pocket sand

>>39469045
>caveman

>>39473096
That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Barbell spear" bullshit that's going on in /fit/ right now. Katanabells deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.
I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katanabell in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been lifting with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid whey with my katanabell.
Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katanabell and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest gains known to mankind.
Katanabells are thrice as aesthetic as European barbell spears and thrice as heavy for that matter too. Anything a European weightlifter can lift, a katanabell user can lift better. I'm pretty sure a katanabell could easily lift a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical hoist.
Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the juicy Samurai and their gains of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanabells first because their muscle power was feared and respected.
So what am I saying? Katanabells give simply the best lifts that the world has ever seen, and thus, require a better rep on /fit/

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>>39471601
Merry Christmas, FUCKER.

>>39473170
I need to recall you the reality of History, little japanfag... Japanese samourai are awesome only in movies, and japanese weaponery has always been low quality, because of the low quality of the metal they find on their isle. That's why they need to fold the steel. It's a technique used by european since the 6th century when the smith add low quality steel.

The reality has ever been wrote :
1582 Cagayan battles
"Eventually the Spanish troops defeated the Wokou, thanks to the improvised parapet and the superior quality of Spanish armor and weaponry."
> Be a spanish musketeer in the 16th century, and go to japan
> A bunch of ronins attack you
> Beat the shit out of them with your little lamina.
> Founding the city of Nueva Segovia .

>>39473170

Perfect

>>39473297
How newru?

>>39473424
How newru?

>>39469108
Riiiiight.
You realise the rest of the bar just follows the spear head yeah? So if you miss with the sharp bit the rest of the bar will also miss?

>>39470195
This'll see off the pesky gainz goblin

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>>39470014 MFW I'm waiting for this story.
Also lemme get in that screencap

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>Plebs and their primitive weapons

>>39469045
>Spearbell
>not going right for gunspearbell

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>>39471601
>curlbar works nicely

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>>39472319
Dat filename

>>39473442
>what is a sweeping motion

>>39470195
>replace stairs with stairmaster
>"I can't get off these stairs!"

>>39473297
> Beat the shit out of them with your little lamina.
yeah what is Toledo's steel niggah

>not putting 5 plates on the end and using it as a greathammer
Never gonna make it

>>39475841

>>39472142

>>39471601
t. Absolute Madman

>>39473170
fuck, I hadn't seen this pasta in years

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>>39473487
heard you talking shit like I wouldn't find out, m8

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>sharpened 1lbs shuriken for ranged attack
>barbell yari for my sōjutsu
>nunchucks as last defence
I'm ready to fight.

>>39469108
>the bar is heavy

>>39469099
Duct tape? Letting the knife slip.

OP, you need a welder to fab you up one. It's be fairly easy

>>39469672
If they don't feel that they've been hit then you're not hitting properly
You have to follow through on your stroke and drive that bitch straight through them. If they can still move with a fucking spear through anywhere on their torso then they're dead

>>39469064
Can someone get this?

>>39477662
kek

>>39477700
t.I've never fought a coked out methhead

>>39478340
Are you implying you have?

>>39471030
This

>"lmao include me in le screencap! xD"
>5 posts in

>>39469819
RIGHT ON MY ANONYMOUS FRIEND, I'VE BEEN HERE A LONG TIME AS HAVE YOU, FUCK REDDIT ;0)

>>39469064
Re-rellkekking

>>39469064
You all suck at this, here.

>>39469064
fine take mine instead

>>39469099

The bar has no weight though?

>>39473170
Fuck, I had no idea how much I missed this pasta.

>>39469064
The truth is out there

>>39469045
Because guns are more effective you fucking neanderthal

>>39469064
It's gotta be now.

>>39480044
C'mon Get big

>>39469064
rollo

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>>39480044

>>39470151
how fat was the kid though

>>39480044
yes. do it OP

>>39469045
This is funny and deserves a bump.

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>>39469045
>Not using the the superior dumbbell plate shuriken

>>39469064
this is autistic

>>39469064
le doubles check for kek

>>39469045
Just get two metal clips and weld a knife to them: easily detachable but stable spear attachment

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Flail

>>39482110
Kekeroonie

>>39482565
>kipping your swings
Crossfit detected

>>39478003
No.

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>>39477662
>nunchucks

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>>39469045
>not using ez-bar and resistance band bow
>making it

>>39469099
>counting the bar

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>>39483557

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>>39470195
replace stairs with stairmaster

>>39483530
underrated

>>39469045
>home gym

kek

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>>39483556

>>39483556
You'd still need the spear attachment to add piercing power.

See? This shit is basically universal.

>>39483892
>not being strong enough to impale someone with a blunt object
DYEL spotted

>>39473831
>sweeping motion with a stabbing tool

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>>39470195
>replace stairs with stairmaster
>mutant mass pocket sand
You M A D E I T anon

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>>39469045
Audible chuckle, thanks!

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Who /gymsiege/ here?

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You could probably convert a lat pulldown machine into a punishment for captives

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I can work with this

>>39469099
His arms are not longer than my spear.

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>>39470195

>>39484383
Kek(you)

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>>39484383

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I think you might be on to something, OP.

>>39484228
Kek

>>39469108
>>39477681
The barbell doesn't weigh anything because it is in-line with your arms. Does OP even lift?

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>>39483556
Now that's what I call a BOWFLEX

>>39469064
Take my dubs

>>39469064
check me out niggers

>>39488022
Checked

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>>39470195
>replace stairs with stairmaster

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>>39484383

>>39470533
this post needs more love

also nice dubs

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>>39488760

>>39488760
top kek

This thread is gold

>>39470195
>10 hours later

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>>39491477
just fuck me up

>>39471030
Social media has ruined an entire generation of internet users.