>open snapchat from gf >see this what do?

>>39462783
"jeff pls go"

i sage the thread

Get this bitch away from here, the girl can stay though

>>39462783
tell her to use a condom

Dump her cheating ass

oh shiet my gf got ripped as fuck and getting bitches at festivals

>>39462865
Wew lad

Jeff "on his tiptoes" Seid.

Get much much much hotter than him

>>39462783
Who the fuck is that girl you're with, and where is your shirt?You're gonna get fucked extra hard for this, Jeff

I think I can take Jeff seid in a fight. I am 6' 300lbs train in kickboxing and bjj gf kid

>>39462960
>I am 6' 300lbs
Holy fucking fatass batman
Stop permabulking

jeff pls go

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>>39462960
>I think I can take Jeff seid in a fight. I am 6' 300lbs train in kickboxing and bjj gf kid

>>39462960
>Skank thinks someone is hotter than him
>I-I'll f-fight him
So alpha. Totally not insecure.

>>39462978
>>39462971
>>39462987

LMAO just wait until summer kids! When I start my cut!

>>39462783
Say is distracting away small penis , and he probably is in good shape enough so he can hurt women that is bring home

>>39462783
Why do so many of these dudes have the most effeminate bitchiest faces...

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>>39462998
>LMAO just wait until summer kids! When I start my cut!

>>39462998
>Starting your cut at summer

>>39462783
You keep making this exact thread, why?
first I felt bad but now you're attention whoring

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>>39462998
>summer
>When I start my cut
doing it wrong

reply back with a pic of me and a girl with similar text!

>>39462783
Wonder why they aren't wearing more clothes because it is winter.

>>39462783
> He's way hotter than you, dyel bimbo! Dibs!

>>39462978
Seeing Chestbrah is just depressing.

>>39463081
youre already single at that point lad, you just dont know it yet.

Better just to reply with the snap of her stuff already in the trash bags outside your door.

>>39463084
I have to agree
Ultimatums never work with girls because she wont lose anything, she doesnt have a bf anymore? lots more where that came from
Dump her ass and let her be a degenerate somewhere else

you too

>>39463081
This.

Looks like you're getting fisted raw tonight, Jeff

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>>39462998
>Summer
>cutting
Boy, you sure are new here.

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get a trench coat and a tech-9

>>39462783
>tattoo whore
He can have her

I will never understand why attractive guys waste themselves on shallow sluts like this. I guess its because they dont have the brains to get better girls.

>>39463018
so Jeff says he is 6'

but Rob riches is 178cm when you google his height, yet it looks like a much greater difference between them?

Who is lying?

>>39463267
>I guess its because they dont have the brains to get better girls.
Because there are alot fewer better girls?
Because we want girls willing to fuck?

You sound like an unattractive girl who is pissy her "better traits" dont land her a good looking man

>>39463288
>Because we want girls willing to fuck?
So you admit its just because they are idiots looking for equally shallow people. Got it.

>Girls
>browsing /fit/
Wow, good fucking god you are stupid.

>>39463300
>I read what i want and interpret it my own way
You sure youre not a girl?

Guys want sex with attractive women, if a girl is attractive and sexually active she has the two requirements needed to get guys
If you want to waste time seeking out a deep and thoughtful girl why dont you just go gay?

>>39462788

>doesn't report it

lol retard

>>39462783
I would ask him to give me some gym tips and hope he goes there with me like 2-3 times and helps me out.

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>>39463327
>tells people he saged
>gets b& for breaking rule 7

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>>39462783

>dating girls with tatoos

Besides I only go for Happas. Us mixed bags need to stick together.

>not choosing silky smooth porcelain skin to snort off all your Creatine

>>39463354

> he thinks people actually get b& for saying they saged.

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>>39463452
How would I know? I follow the ToS.

>>39463530

that's nice dear

>>39462783
So is she

>>39462783
>tell her to ask him if "le cookies are ready"
>Lose my seids as he chimps out

>>39463542
Thanks mom...hey did you remember to get Capri Sun???

>>39463571

not interested in your roleplay fantasies wierdo.

>>39463081
So fucking pathetic

>>39462783
go to /fit/ and start shitposting

>>39462840
Tell her not to use a condom so I an lick his jizz out of her snatch when she gets home.

>>39462783
dump her and lie saying I actually have herpes lol