Tapeworm Weightloss

>>39461482
get hiv too while you're at it for even faster weight loss

really want to lose some weight quick? cut off your legs

>>39461482
Or you could try a diet

>>39461488
may as well start smoking meth too

Just eat less you cunt

>getting 3 of them

>>39461482
My tapeworm had a heart attack. To many poptarts

>>39461488
So basically fuck a black.

>>39461729
>get fucked by black

>>39461482
You jackass if you get 3 you are gonna die.

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>>39461729
no wonder so many fat chicks all flock to niggers
>mystery solved

>>39461675
by exact reaction.

Op do you realize just eating one can kill you. They'll get big, an eventually fuck up your intestines. You can die. Do you have any idea on how to remove the fucking tapeworm when it finishes eating your flab?

>>39461752
Yeah them thicc fat bitches are dense.

>I'd rather eat parasitic worms than eat less

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>>39461731

>Spread your legs ningen.

No. We had that thread about the dirty fag who spread scabies in his gym and it was disgusting.

Not the tapeworm now. No. NO.

S-SHOO SHOO

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NURGLE THREAD?

>>39461482
lazy shit, go working out

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>>39461482
Just remember to take a shot of bleach to kill the worms after you lose you fat :^)

>>39461819
Please don't let this become a thing. Please.

>>39461482
Tell me, are you the scabies poster?
What's that? Scabs not helping you lose weight fast enough?

>protein fart
>something drops from your trousers
>you think you shit yourself but no
>it's different
>it squirms

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>>39462003
if you eat protein does the worm get buff?

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>>39462013
What if you take creatine?

>>39462013
someone has a greentext of something along those lines.. i thought i had it but cant find it..

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>>39462020
it turns into this

>>39462170
Great Unclean One

>>39461839
Kekd

>>39461482

Stop looking for ways to cheat weight loss you lazy sack of shit.

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>>39462013
found it

>>39462020
he goes bald

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>>39461482
You may also consider get some flesh eating bacteria to eat your excessive fat.

No one has responded seriously yet, but then again the idea of purposely ingesting and hosting a tapeworm is pretty ridiculous.

That said, I understand what you're going through. The fitness industry is full of bullshit, and it can be overwhelming.

>low carbohydrate diet
Look it up, don't make it too complicated. Eat good foods to satiety. After a week it gets easy to eat less.

The weight will fall off.

>walking
Don't over complicate your exercise either. Go for a couple miles a day, move on to jogging a little, justctaje it slow. This will really help the weight loss.

There you have it.
>keto
>walking

That's it. Now go eat some meat and greens and stay off this board for a while.

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>get a tapeworm
>lose fat
>kill tapeworm after it make it's work
>get fat again becasue you didn't change your eating habits

>>39462596
You expected people to respond seriously?

>>39461482
Try giving yourself diarrhea instead, eat lots of products with probiotics bacteria, like Activia
You get to eat lots of sweets and lose weight

>>39461482
>I'd rather do something wildly dangerous for my health than attempt simple weight loss through conventional methods
yeah you know how the gene pool would be better off without some people? there ya go

>americans are so addicted to sugary garbage food, they would rather put parasite worms in their body than eat less

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>>39462702

Pretty much this. Muh sandwiches, muh French fries. Jesus.