If you eat 30% less you live 30% longer

>>39448044
big think is a shit channel for psuedo hacks
tell that to steve jobs

mechu cocku stinks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnMMirZBMlc

What if I KEEP eating 30% less every time I eat 30% less.

Will I become immortal?
How will I eat 30% less when I'm reaching <1kcal daily intake? Will I have to view my portions with an electron microscope and does MFP log nanocals?

I want to do this and I think I will stick to it Ill report back to /fit/ in a century when im immortal thanks for the advice.

So if i eat 100% less do i live 100% longer?

>>39448070
You obviously need to stay slightly above auschwitz levels of starvation in order to survive

>>39448044
There is no evidence that calorie restriction increases lifespan in humans. It works in rats, but primate models haven't shown anything promising.

>>39448169
Wanna take a chance?

Either I take advantage of this when I'm older and hope it'll still work

OR

I try to get rich and have George Soros-styled operations so that I'll be on my 5th heart transplant and live to be some vampire age.

>>39448044
imma try 100% less that way i'll live 100% percent longer

>>39448372
You mean Rockefeller.

>>39448329

Rather 50 years of life, 30 of them being swole than 100 years of dyelness

>>39448407
I -did- mean Rockefeller, you're right. I got my elderly rich men mixed up.

>taking meme science seriously

>>39448795
how is it meme science?

Better to spend your life going 80mph and die going over a cliff than to putter along and spend 20 extra years laying on your back in a nursing home

>>39448059
The zizek vids are pretty interesting though.