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C'mon brehs, it's called eternal fph thread for a reason.

Kicking it off with who body acceptance should actually before, not gluttonous, lazy fatties
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I do yoga, therefore I am fit and healthy
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>>39444224
bak to leddit
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I know people like to make fun of fatties, but here is a group of fat people who actually do ballet relatively well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bd4M7zynoWI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0hf6-f1d2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7pKrhD6XHg
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>>39444356
Ha, hilarious
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>>39444356
Damn thats low res, anyone got a copy I can read?
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>>39444367
It just looks like a normal beginner intensive for adults. I can't imagine any of them will progress to pointe. I don't even to pointe anymore and I'm only 26.
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at my local convenience store. She was waiting on the photo center and her mouthbreathing was so loud and "snore-likeā€¦.sounded like a goddamn freight train kek. Wish I could show you guys her from the side/back. Her arse was hanging out and her belly could be seen from the side
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>>39444291

Sick burn my dude
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I could never even imagine getting to this point where you have to clean between your folds of fat like this.
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>>39445533
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>>39445545
just gagged trying to imagine that musky smell
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>>39444596
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>>39445763
Thanks Anon
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>>39445525
Disgusting
And you can tell that she feels horrible about it but act like its cool.
Also >this boy
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https://youtu.be/8rgRuYQme0M
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>>39446141
Fat people tend to be the pickiest eaters. "No pepperoni" but she licks the sauce off the meat and eats the whole pizza.
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>>39445763
Lmao that was a fun ride
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>>39445763
>tfw all races and cultures finally got together and joined in harmony for one beautiful moment
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>>39444224
>a fatty joins my bjj academy
>gives the typcial haes bullshit and talks about how a diet is impractical
>3 people turn around to tell him how they lost 30+ lbs doing this shit
>fatty never returns

God i fucking hate haes
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>>39444367
that's beginner level ballet at best
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>>39445416
10/10 hair the rest is -10/10
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>>39445545
When she shoves it all in then my horror begins
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>>39446211
Explains a lot really. Set in their unhealthy ways. Afraid to change their diets. Unwilling to eat something for it's nutritional value as opposed to flavor. Shows stubbornness and refusal to consider outside influence and perspective. Etc...

I'll eat almost anything served to me if I don't have options. Just out of politeness. Its food. Grow up and eat it.
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>>39446141
>"banana and mayonnaise sandwich"
>"mom can you shave the back of my legs"

What the fuck fuck man
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>>39448075
Because of your comment I'm going to watch the video. That sounds ridiculous.
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>>39446141
Banana and mayo sandwiches (shudder) is in no way a southern staple, and I have never heard of it until now.
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>>39445545
that dog staring at her in the corner
>can smell master anywhere from 3 square miles distance
>follow master to bathroom
>master usually eats here so i wait for food to fall
>master begins searching for food with food finder
>a whole friend chicken is revealed
>it falls to floor so master can not get it
>i feast
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>>39445416
Holy fucking shit, is this common in the US?
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>>39447308
Why bother with the fruit?
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>>39448217
she needs to swallow massive objects whole to fill her expanded stomach.
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>>39448198
See it a few times a week at my small town grocer in bumfuck nowhere USA town
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>>39444224
>breakfast takes out half my daily intake in calories
>having a sweet snack leaves me at 400 calories remaining
>meanwhile fatties get to chug food with no remorse and would literally lose weight if they ate less
Fucking fat privilege
A bowl of cereal why can't i even eat a bowl of fucking cereal i eat ONE SERVING SIZE OF IT FUCK
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>>39448175

What is it with fat people and mayonnaise

They put that shit on EVERYTHING
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>>39448198
Depends
I live in NYC but at my local there are only a few resident obesities
Everyone is extremely out of shape or overweight tho
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>>39445525
>HAHAHA
i can just imagine the poor bloke trying to harpoon the whale. God it must be horrible just to stick your dick in the beast but having your hand stuck up the sweaty, wet folds? Nightmare fuel.
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>buy my allowance of monthly pastries/cakes
>hide EVERYTHING
>since I'm the only one eating it i don't use a bowl
>live with mom who's obese tier 1
>think ive outsmarted the 5 foot 7 beast and have the stealth of a mouse
>run a few diagnostics on the food
>oh no
>see my stashes diminishing in size
>even see some spilt sprinkles in my ice cream and wonder if she found the cake after the cookie dough reveal
Note: since she is on a diet she explicitly told me to hide the food so she won't find it so it's not me being selfish
But still I don't need a tub being finished in a few days. Takes me a month and a half to finish a tub of ice cream
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>>39448217
Indulgence.
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I'm so fucking fat guys

I've lost nearly 50 lbs but I still have another 50 to go before I even approach something considered a healthy weight. Even if it comes off, I'm gonna look like shit from loose skin. Should I just kill myself? I'm sure plenty of these FPH stories have been written about me
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>>39449832
u can get a sugery, just lose the weight and try to save some money. Believe me lose skin is WAY BETTER than being fat.
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>>39444239
That's not even yoga, I hate bitches who think they are doing yoga because they strike a few ginyu/sentai poses
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>>39449832
Nah, keep it up, anon. I was a beast and I've lost 155 lbs myself. At least you won't look like crap all the time rather than 100% of the time after losing the weight. You could be lucky and it not turn out too terrible either.

Like the other said, try your best to save up slowly here and there for what you want and if you need it.
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>>39444367
>almost naked fatty jumping on a trampoline like an idiot
>manlet ballet "expert" chooses her based on that video

wow there really is a high entry barrier in ballet
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>>39447716

It's hard to not eat for flavour when it's the only joy you have left. Eating big salads only to feel hungry as hell less than a hour later doesn't help either. Also cooking is a chore, as is counting calories all the damn time. Not to mention how impossible eating reasonably seems when you start binge eating involuntarily.

Not saying that we should feel bad or excuse fats of course. Getting fit is like becoming a Sith, at least for an indulgent person. Your anger and self-loathing push you to punish yourself with intense physical activity and crappy-tasting food. You don't treat yourself because you hate yourself.
Apart from being unholy stupid, the fat acceptance movements are taking this driving force away from people.

>>39449249

I know that feel, bro.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oK7TpdIepoQ
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>>39445525
That's disgusting
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjTU_jsypno

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>>39444291
Fph is a staple of /fit/ and from what we've seen one of the bigger reasons fatties who come here get motivated
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>>39445763
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>>39445545
>when the brush goes all the way in
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>>39449862
mfw watching the Ginyu Saga right now

TOKU SENTAI
TOKU SENTAI
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>>39448198
The USA is a big place. It depends on the region. For instance, a lot of people in California are fit. Most of the crippling, crippling obesity from my own personal observations seems to be in the deep south and some of the midwest. Obesity also seems to affect the poorest of the poor in these regions. This is just my own anecdotal evidence so take it with a grain of salt.
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> tfw fat fuck
>wants to lose weight
Im already beginning but i want to go to the gym, how do i go without getting weird ass stares . Keep in mind the gym im near is full of teenagers that look like hulk hogan
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GAS THE FATS WEIGHT WAR NOW!
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>>39449832
I need to lose 40 more lbs before I'm at a healthy weight. I'm hitting a plateau I think right now at 220 but I'm gonna start adding more days into my routine by January.

I've been trying to count calories myself and making good progress thus far but now I need to actually get more serious about it.

I thank threads like these and all you assholes for helping me get here
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>>39450137
> sith metaphor
Wow that's fucking brilliant
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>>39451044
Rule one of the gym: noone cares. Nobody will even look at you if you're overweight and lifting like crap. There are a few of you in every gym. What are they gonna say? "Hey fatty, you should be in the gym!"
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>>39451020
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>>39451044
Ignore them, they're irrelevant in your life dude.
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>>39445763
>tfw a fat chick ends racial tension

if only it was this simple, /fit/
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>>39448198
Thats pretty typical in poor parts of the country. Cheap, low-quality food is in high supply and you don't have money to do anything else so the hedonistic pleasure in eating becomes a nice reprieve from your life.

That said, there are plenty of well-off fatties too. That's changing though, as the US in general is becoming a lot more health conscious. There's a weird divide here where people are either in great shape or in horrible shape - finding somebody that's just in average shape is becoming less common.
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>>39451144
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>>39451044
go to the gym that's great and all, but at least 85% of weight loss comes from diet
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>>39448178
I've never seen the dog before
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>39445562
Underrated post.
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>>39451020
>my car NEEDS to go fast, or the wheels will start rusting and it'll break within a week.

What the actual fuck? Just fuck up all that logic, senpai. All of it.
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>>39451514
Oh. Shit. Wait. I've been baited.
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>>39451020
Show them this analogy and watch the wave of triggered fatties ripple in anger
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>>39444224
Where's this a catalogue for?
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>>39446141
To open this, youtube closed an ep of supersize vs superskinny just after the supersizer says how she wants to be able to play with her children but is most excited to try an oversized American burger because they're notoriously huge

>priorities
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>>39451514
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>>39451287
She was hot as fuck. I am just glad my waifu (Grace Kelly) hasn't been co-opted by the fattys.

If they ever start saying Grace Kelly was a fatty I don't know what I would do but it wouldn't be pretty...
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>tfw fat fuck
>decide to start getting healthier
>saw no progress for a while
>3 months later I'm down 3kgs

Any fat fuck reading this, if you keep it at you will make it.
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>>39451871
People don't seem to realize that weight loss is really, REALLY fucking slow. They usually give up without realizing that they are making progress.
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>>39451903
this desu senpai
Even I fell in the trap of wanting to give up because I saw no progress
Once I did see I was making progress it was ezmode
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>>39451287
Those are french measurements, it's the same reason people think Napoleon was short. wake up sheeple
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>>39451903
Lmao. I've lost 63lbs since mid July by cutting to 1500 cal and excercising 3 times a week. Started at 247lbs. There's nothing slow about it. What are you eating?
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>>39452258

Well for a lot of these people who are like 250+ pounds, two pounds a week is nothing. A lot of it is proportion. If a healthy weight person loses a pound or two a week, it seems like fast progress and really shows on them. But you can only burn so many calories a day, so it'll take a fat person much longer to have the same effect. I've seen some of them gain or lose 20-30 pounds before and didn't even realize it.

Plus, a lot of them are both impatient and lack willpower. If they eat low-calorie for a couple days with seemingly no results, they'll get tired of it and quit.
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>>39449832

Na man, you just have to wait longer. You can still make it if you're very patient. I was fat as fuck, and had skin looser than any hooker, but after 6-7 months, it tightened up enough to look human. Just keep going, it won't be easy, but you'll understand why you started when you look forward to times you can take your shirt off around women.
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>>39452258

Don't know how fat they are but I recommend -500 deficit to non obese as they can still build LBM and increase their lifts at a modest deficit

>>39451871

>1kg a month

So you are at a 211.53 calorie deficit?

Eat less food piggy
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>>39449832
No one hates a fat guy who is working on it. Keep it up bro, you got this.
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>>39449249
>tfw sometimesI have a small breakfast and don't eat anything until dinner so I can gobble a bucket of fried chicken on midnight

I only do this once a month... but I feel so fucking guilty.
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>>39447595

I wish I was the kind of person who found this motivational. Instead, I'm thankful for low test.

Chubby chasers have a awful lot in life.
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>>39451020
Pure gold
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>>39451514
holy fuck.. you're the kind of person who sends angry chain e-mails about onion stories.
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https://youtu.be/iE95bLUhm64?t=1m22s
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>>39451661
Aussie Target
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>>39447595
T H I C C
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>>39451144
The Chubby one is really cute though.
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>>39444224
Am i supposed to be angry with this picture?

That young qt is disabled, likely due to some congenital deformity unlike the self-inflicted landwhales that grace these pages
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>>39449862
>I hate bitches who think they are doing yoga because they strike a few ginyu/sentai poses
You just annihilated my sides bro.
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>>39452818
i wanna kill myself after watching that
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>>39453626
Not OP but
"Kicking it off with who body acceptance should actually before, not gluttonous, lazy fatties"
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>>39451039

Why are the south and midwest so fat? I thought these places along with nh would be the fittest due to harsh conditions and physical jobs
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>>39451020
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>>39445763
this is gold, u can never see this pic enough times
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>>39453975
that swimsuit would look awful on anyone desu
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>>39444596
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>>39451144

They actually have this picture at my vet.

I kek every time.
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>>39453615
Letting your cat grow fat is almost animal abuse. Feline obesity could lead to multiple health problems. Plus your vet bills will become more expensive as the cat grows older due to his obesity
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>>39452818
Those sounds made me uncomfortable as fuck

I hope he chokes and dies
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>>39446141
I know this is fucked up, but I'm hoping she eventually dies, and her life can work as a precautionary tale.
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>>39454227
Don't worry about that. She's working hard for an early grave.
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>>39449832
Every time your working out struggling theres a million other fat cunts doing nothing. Keep it up youre making a difference.
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>>39451287
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>>39454685
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>>39454696
>>39454079
>>39453615
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>>39454790
This is actually good. Doctors are so quick to throw the lose weight card with no other remedies. It's bad to medicate not saying that's not true, but fatties deserve access to beneficial medicine as well as dietary advice.
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>>39454790

This is going to go the exact way of trannies isn't it - a sacred cow that literally nobody is allowed to mention being unhealthy

Anyone else think they should bring back amphetamine diet pills?
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>>39454790
the doctor is right. it's not that losing weight is impossible, it's that it's pretty much impossible to get fatties to lose weight. plus they already know they need to lose weight, so telling them won't achieve anything. if they had the necessary discipline they wouldn't be fat in the first place.
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>>39448217
The fruit is just there for show and you know it.
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>>39454696
Based Maria Kang
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>mfw this isn't
>mfw fatties gonna fat
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>>39448217
>>39454856
Fat people love fruit because it lets them eat sweet things whilst pretending they are being healthy and not fat

Case in point - My sister. She is 6'2 (tall for a girl) and 290lbs.
She eats at least 5 servings of fruit per day. They aren't normal sized servings - I see her eat the following as '1 serving' on a regular basis

>3 bananas with skin
>an entire coconut (which she cracks open by placing it between two planks and sitting on them, she says 'humans evolved fat so they could crack coconuts, it is how island communities have always lived and is healthy)
>an entire 5/6 pack of apples
>an entire 5/6 pack of oranges
>half a watermelon
>2 bags of frozen berries
>a lb of grapes
>an entire pineapple that she eats after cutting the top off, she makes bras with pineapple tops on the cups (again she says it is how island women preserve their dignity)

She gets really fucking angry if someone eats her fruit because 'you are eating her health' and 'destroying her island heritage' which is something she really believes in (she proudly tells everyone she shaved her pubic hair to be like a palm tree)
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>>39455016
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>>39455016
Oy vey.
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>>39446141

That gave me cancer
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>>39455016
Calling bullshit right here, it is basically impossible to become obese eating only fruit. You can get chubby, yes, but nothing like your tale suggests.
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>>39455282
Are you sure about that?
Do you know the main Macro in fruit?
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>>39455301
I am 100% positive about that, you will get fucking full and lose your appetite, barring some pretty sick and rare diseases, it will be impossible for a human being to reach landwhale status by "overconsumption"of raw fruit.
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>>39455282
>>39455330
I never said she only eats fruit
She eats like shit apart from that, she had McDonalds literally 2 hours ago.
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>>39455334
Now you will sing how she just managed to eat four McLards and drink a can of McCancer.
You are just a disgusting liar bringing shame to a thread with a long tradition of only carrying true and honest stories.
It is no wonder that your parents don't like you.
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>>39455334


You're a fucking retard. Fruit is the best option for anyone trying to lose weight.

Consider suicide.
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>>39455334
>wants people to believe that after eating over five pounds of fruit his sister can still stomach junk food
kek

>>39455368
This.
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oh boy. Just got done dealing with a hamplanet at work.
>be me, barista, hate life
>gargantuan landmammal waddles into store at 4am.
>6'0ish, easily 300+ lbs of jiggling, wiggling, blubber stuffed into shitty office attire that barely contains the rolls of anguish
>holiday drinks just arrive, kill me
>i dubbed her "hamplanet" because on top of her frappuchino she gets 2 roasted ham and swiss sandwiches. both for her.
>orders venti peppermint mocha frappuchino with 3 add shots
>half and half instead of whole milk
>extra extra caramel
>extra mocha around the cup
>extra whip cream,
>wants the remainder of whats left in the blender poured into another cup.
>easily an 800 calorie drink on its own
>gets irate when I make her drink right and she only gets a tiny puddle of lard in her spare cup. complains to manager.
>manager tells me to be nice to the hog, gives her a free one for next time.
>Hamplanet now comes in every. single. day.
>berates me while I make her flub chub.
>wish for either her or me to die of a heart attack soon.
>can be either. dont care anymore.
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>>39451044
You won't be the first fat person they see. They won't care. They might even silently applaud you
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>>39454821
What >>39454844 says basically
Weight loss is now a derogatory term. Fat people feed off of insults thus it only makes them fatter. And if you want to make money, you keep them sick.
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>>39455330
>fat people lose their appetite
U wot
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>>39455330
>>39455282
Are you retarded
Fat people gorge on pounds of food and do not stop even if it hurts. On top of thay fruits have a shitload of calories. They are not like vegetables and you shouldn't eat much of them

Regular sized apples are already in the 100s calorie range and so are bananas. I doubt she's stuffing her face with simply blueberries so you can definitely overeat on fruits and get fat. Calories in calories out. No such thing as healthy calories.
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>>39455378
>fat people are fat solely by choice and do not have a problem

You can't sit on your ass and eat fruits all day
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>>39455398
Did you tell your manager or coworkers that you are being targeted? At my workplace they stick up for workers getting yelled at by customers. They won't tolerate obnoxiousness or rudeness
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>former fatty
>get into calorie counting
>was also doing STEM so I'm a numbers person
>I OCD on miscalculations
>every day read serving sizes calories and keep tabs
>at first I sucked and no weight came off after i ended my summer workouts
>then I became better and better
>I am now at a 99% accuracy rating without using a calculator
>my weight is perfectly controlled I gain and lose at my leisure and adjust based on daily activity
>however i despise fat
>I fear becoming what I used to be
>I weigh myself minimum 4 times a week
>am working on getting probiotics for good digestion
>However even yogurt and special probiotic drinks have calories
>every time i see a number I have to stop and calculate past present and future
>am still losing weight
>want to go back to working out but my mind is overloaded by calories in everything even veggies
>don't even want to eat some days
>will probably become anoriexic very soon my weight is not far from it
>meanwhile fatties and their fucking fat acceptance and support while making fun of people like me
FOOD DOESN'T MAKE ME HAPPY FUCK YOU FAT FUCKS I'M NOT SHAPED LIKE A LITTLE BOY
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>>39455398
>knew an overweight woman
>she's literally an evil person, I don't even want to begin explaining
>always was trying new fad diets (paleo, etc.)
>got exclusively organic food
>goes to starbucks everyday
>one time go with her
>I order a doppio
>"Why are you getting that???"
>she orders some gargantuan venti drink with like 6 extra pumps of syrup, extra whip, extra everything
>wonders why she's overweight
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>>39455423
I personally never mock anyone at the gym. I make fun of fatties at Wal-Mart or McDonalds but if I see some fat fuck squatting the bar, I respect him. I hope he makes it.
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>>39455627
What is wrong with the drink that they need several extra pumps
I sometimes don't even get toppings or whip cream if baristas don't let me know i can get them
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>>39455541
no one cares man. its all about getting that profit. im a cog in a giant machine that spews out privilege and fatties.
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Can someone post that greentext of living with a person who became a fat activist?
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>>39455678
That doesn't answer the question
I would not work in a place that lets customers harass me.
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>>39451039
>California are fit

Nigga you don't get out much hu? The fat fucks are terrible here. Mostly fat niggers and spics but still they make up a large part of cali.
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>>39455093
ULTRA THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
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>>39451514
a-anon please....
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>>39445545
There goes my oat meal
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>>39449832
you already lost weight, just a sign that you can do it, just keep going
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>>39454790
Med Student here, this is bullshit. I have been in countless patient scenarios and quite simply, the actor is there to act, not talk. They can give feedback on how you've come across as a person and your communication skills, but offering medical advice is simply out of their depth. Furthermore - weight loss is the best course of treatment, along with lifestyle changes (no alcohol before bed) and the use of a CPAP machine. If that's not going to fix you, chances are you have some serious anatomical variations requiring surgery, which is rare and requires an incredibly expensive surgery, only available to patients who have already exhausted other options (losing weight, for example) and is still making a huge impact on their lives.

Weight Loss is literally at the top of NICE guidelines for managing Sleep Apnoea. If I was told I wasn't going to score points for giving it as a management option, I'd report the examining doctor immediately after my assessment.

Lose weight, fatass.
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>>39446141
>banana and mayo sandwich
>making her mom shave the back of her legs
jesus fucking christ I hate fat people
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DF6UGAbwzGc
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if you're fat you should just go on a PSMF. this shit works. I was 20%bf and lost 2-3kg/week.
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>>39455016
>6'2 290lbs
pics or it didnt happen
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>>39456294
Not defending the story, but a girl with that weight/height would only need 2600 calories a day if they had a sedentary lifestyle. It's completely possible with an absurd amount of fruit mixed with other junk.
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>>39451044
If I see fat guys at the gym, all I think is 'good for them'. People may stare, but fuck them. And most of the people who are looking at you are probably either not actually looking, you're just being paranoid... or they're looking from admiration.
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Pole here.
I don't get why people in USA deny simple facts like "calories in, calories out", it was proven scientifally many times.
In Poland for example, there was this Austrian dude, who built special facilities, where people would work under strict diet. Experiment was a success, pretty much 100% of participants lost weight. You can trust these numbers, he tested this on over six milion people.
Although it was in '40, you can still visit one of this facilities. It's called Aushwitz-Birkenau. It's motto that you can read above the enterance "Arbeit macht frei" is translated as "work sets you free", put I like to loosely translet it to my "muh genetics" fat frineds as "there weren't fat Jews in Aushwitz".
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>>39455720
This one?
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>>39450987
>>39453764
Makes me think, what's the most /fit/ toku ?
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>>39456435
I always wonder if this or /tg/'s Luke are the most revolting things I've ever seen.
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>>39449832
Don't you do it you fucker losing 50 lbs is a ton, you have the momentum just keep going.

Yes it might be a lot of loose skin but once you reach your goal you just have to maintain while it normalizes. The money you'll save ALONE is an incentive. What you earn is the respect of your peers for doing something that few do.
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>>39451044
Limit sweat and be focused that's all that matters.

When I see a fat fuck who's working out seriously I respect him and his diligence. If I see a fat fuck that looks listless and uses a machine for 30 mintues before leaving I hate him.

Taking care of sweat is hard as a fatty but if you can limit that then you'll likely not have any weird looks at all.
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>>39456608
What's /tg/'s Luke?

>In Pic Related: Hamorexia and Fat Happened
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>>39451039
America's obesity is mostly an ethnic thing. Whites and asians are nowhere near as fat as other ethnicities.
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>>39456839
It's true that the vast majority of black women are disgustingly fat, but have you ever been to the white suburbs? Urban whites are skinny, suburban people of all colors look like farm animals.
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>>39456335
B-but muh starvation mode
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>>39456891

I live in a city with a very high black population. Can confirm that the majority of black women are obese.

A lot of it has to do with education and social status. Richer, better educated people generally also have the intelligence and willpower to not be fat, and know how bad it is for them. Poorer and less educated people tend to just eat whatever tastes good and don't worry about anything else. And speaking of black women, almost all of the thin ones are smart, and often educated too.
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>>39455016
Bullshit. The story is too well crafted. It's all bull.
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>>39456335
It's not just the USA, everywhere under their cultural influence suffers it too. Mexico is also high on the fatass scale.

Just watched https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rgRuYQme0M (thanks to some anon posting this a little while ago) and it's full of all the same rhetoric of the general public in the uk being uninformed lardos who can't bring themselves to blame themselves. The people in the interview sections are (people losing weight mind) all embarrassed and giving half truths about their lifestyles.

The show is trying to show how damaging it is to the body, but totally skirts around the social issues of how prevalent fat is today and how the public responds to the word. The UK is a horrible politically correct place and not bring people's weight into question was something that just came in silently and no one questions it, whilst the favorite insult towards an American is to hypocritically them fat.

I'm here at around 20,% bodyfat I hate myself for it and around me thinks I'm fine where I am, deride me when I mention calories, it's horrible how deluded the populations are.
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>>39456893
Starvation mode is the most TOXIC and widespread LIE there is. Even my gym teachers say if you don't eat enough you'll gain weight because of starvation meme. It probably has prevented so many kids from cutting the junk since "they're metabolisms aren't in starvation mode"

Once I disputed it myself I reached weight loss nirvana

Everyone spits out starvation mode and it's disgusting.
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>>39445763
Every time. Every time it gets me.
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>>39455592
What's worse, being a fatfuck or developing a honest to God eating disorder?
Seek professional help.
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>>39453975
are they under the impression that they look like these past historical representations of beauty?
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>>39451753
Grace Kelly was just a huge slut, go read about it, she was famous for it.
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>>39455016
>>3 bananas with skin
>skin
What the fuck? That shit is not edible.
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>>39458071
>I'm here at around 20,% bodyfat I hate myself for it and around me thinks I'm fine where I am
This. Started out as 35%BF lardass, once I hit 30% everyone started telling me I'm really thin despite having a huge gut, at 25% anorexic started getting thrown around. Now at 15% I'm the guy who is obsessed with being "rail-thin" - despite weighing almost the same as my fatass friends.
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>>39458071
This shit is ridiculous. I started at 265 and I'm down to 178 now but still 20-22% bf so I still look like shit with my shirt off. When I tell people I'm not at my goal yet they look at me like I'm crazy and have some sort of disorder. No, I just don't want to be a fat useless piece of shit anymore, I wasted plenty of years doing that.
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>>39455795
Then you wouldn't work at all.
>>39458871
Where is that?
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>>39458571
Finally, someone who saw through the starvation mode meme. Daily reminder to eat less and lift, unless you enjoy headaches from high blood pressure and being called a fat fuck.
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>>39451077
More days in January? Why not just next week anon? It's not even December yet senpai
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114 kg, 1.70m manlet here, I've been training 4 days/week and eating 2k~ calories per day. I plan on going 7d/week and eating even less. Fuck you fat.
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>>39451871
>3 months later I'm down 3kgs
you fat fuck, eat less
a 200 calorie deficit doesn't count for shit
a real cut is 500-800 deficit
a fatass cut (in the beginning) is easily 1500 calories less than your tdee

tldr stop stuffing your mouth with whaever is within reach
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>>39446283
Bjj bro here too. List 80 lbs with it and eating good.
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>>39459280
That's ridiculous, Zucchini is a fruit.
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>>39451044

Fatty here. I never got hate at the gym.

When people see a fatty outside the gym, they hate you or just plain don't see you. Fatty in the gym is a different story. It's like people can already see that hollywood montage in their heads with you as the star. They will see grim determination.

Even the swolest bros will give a fatty an approving nod as if to say, "congratulations, you've taken your first step into a larger world."

Gym is about the only place a fat person gets respect.

And if for some reason someone does give you shit, you can just be like, "that would be why I'm at a gym doing something about it."
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>>39459558
>Gym is about the only place a fat person gets respect.
Gym is the only place where a fat person earns it. I'm ottermode to athletic (people I don't know comment on my physique, but still shitty by /fit/ standards).The other day I saw a fat dude doing pushups at the gym while I was setting up to do BB rows. I had seem him there a couple of times. After a few reps, he was red, shaky, sweaty and struggling, but he kept pushing and pushing until he collapsed. I felt inspired as fuck. Hit a PR that day. True story.
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>>39456020
Meme Roth is so fucking based, wish she didn't fall off the face of the earth
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>>39456671
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Luke

TL:DR - every worst neckbeard stereotype rolled into one.
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>>39455636
>filename
I get this meme.
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>>39460001
>douchehouse
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>>39460001
>I just know I'll get rejected
>Doesn't even bother trying

Ignoring all of the self-pity and other problems going on in that post, you could be the most attractive guy ever and if you don't ever bother going out or trying to talk to a girl you'll never even know if she would have talked to you or not.
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>>39459280
>Fried Mozzarella
I like how they couldn't even find another vegetable to fry.
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>>39460001
>I know I'm a great catch
>I lack confidence
10/10
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>>39460001
He'd be making great progress if mental gymnastics counted as exercise.
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>>39460001

Who wants to bet he became a """"""MGTOW""""""?

Christ, almost all of these bad-with-women guys have never asked out a single girl.
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>>39460001

This reminds me of that one screencap where someone had taken a picture of a couple and was complaining about douchebags getting the girls only for the other anons to laugh because the person who was complaining was casting a big fat shadow.
Does anyone gave this screencap btw?
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>>39444224
cripples have no right thinking they're my equal.
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>>39455795
You sound like a soft skin kunt
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>These threads

The world has truly gone mad. It's reached the tipping point.
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>>39460365
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>>39460432

/r9k/ in a nutshell.
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>>39454454
fuck i like this
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>>39460001
>douchehouse
I audibly kek'd with a mouth full of ice cream.
>select all images with cookies
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>>39459325
She simply misunderstands what body building means.
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>>39460432
The best filename I've seen in a while
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>>39460591
>implying SS didn't claim another victim
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>>39460515
Oh lordy, I remember that
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>>39458948
>Then you wouldn't work at all
I just stated that i have a job and bosses don't let employees get harassed
You want to work like trash so be it
I have ve dignity
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>>39460786
What's the joke? It's a fat guy working out.
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>be eating at deficit
>really just want to eat seriously hungry
>can't
I hate everything
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>>39458571
Except it's totally real. People who crash diet can cause metabolic damage. This is especially true among those who are crashing for a competition in order to improve vascularity and definition or just to make weight.

Starvation mode is why reverse dieting is a thing. Layne Norton has a series dedicated to the topic: https://youtu.be/QHHzie6XRGk

That said, I agree that obese people are probably better served simply losing as much as possible than they are following the absolutely most ideal program if they get bogged down in details. Starvation mode is a real phenomenon, but not the primary issue you should be concerned with when dieting from obesity. People who want to be at their peak, however, do have to take it into account.
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>>39456335
asdf
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>>39456335
fdaasdfasdf
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>>39456335
gfgfsdfgfd
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>>39460786
Why mock someone when they are trying to solve the problem?
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>>39456335
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>>39460786
Fuck off.
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>>39449933
Dude. Check them digits!
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>>39451661
Mobile dip stations
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>>39461079
gotta keep that chest on growing, anytime, anywhere.
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>>39460942
Sounds like he's telling people not to be retarded. If you're eating less than what you need you'll lose weight period. I mean if "starvation mode" was real then how do anorexics reach their weight?
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>>39451871
i lost 35kgs in like 6 months git gud faggot
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>>39461172
"Starvation mode" does not prevent you from losing weight, it simply lowers your desire for anything that expends calories and increases your appetite. Latter on immunity, tissue repair and other system take a bit of a hit. It's not a magical "oh shit, she stopped stuffing cheeseburger in her mouth for fifteen minutes, better turn on the perpetual motion generator."

As far as "metabolic damage" is concerned, yeah it happens - in cases of profound starvation that you'd see in an African war orphan. The other, much more common form of it happens on the opposite side of the spectrum - from being fat exp. type 2 diabetes.
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>>39455398
i always though barista would be a pretty fun job because there's a gay at a local coffee shop that makes good coffee and he's always happy
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>>39444367
They actually suck at it.
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>>39460001
Calisthenic, no excuse... Oh sorry, I guess calisthenics has some other bullshit excuse. Sorry, but there's no excuse not to have a physically fit body, as it's not that hard :/.
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>>39461021
Found the fatty
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>>39460001
does this give anyone else good feels? knowing that most of the people here are the "chads" and "douches" that haunt these peoples dreams
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>>39451521
Nope. Should have fucking realized it was satire. Now you're gonna take it. How anyone could be that unbelievably fucking retarded is beyond me, but congratulations, you did it. Never breed.
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>>39458571
>>39459052
>>39460942
>>39461172
>>39461237
"starvation mode" is real. Too much of a calorie deficit and your body's metabolism slows.

That's why you don't cut by drinking water and eating nothing but vitamin pills.

No one thinks it means you gain weight from not eating, or that a good fat-loss diet means you should eat a surplus.
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>>39461004
I hope they'll start putting people in prison for chemtrailshit and creative design too, one day.
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>>39459215
>just to make women feel bad

Do they seriously believe that?
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>>39461464
Again, "starvation mode" is real - but it is very different from how HAES and other idiots describe it.

It is a gradual process that first works by killing your desire to do any strenuous activity and increases your metabolism - nothing you can't power trough with a bit of willpower, at some point your body saves calories by slowing down processes in your body - but that is 10% at most.

Protein, fat and other deficiencies are a whole other bag and shouldn't occur on a proper diet.

Metabolic damage often gets conflated with "starvation mode" but it is a much more extreme occurrence that you rarely see in people who aren't anorexic, on the verge of starvation or, much more commonly in the west, clinically obese.
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>>39461636
>increases your metabolism
*increases your appetite.
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>>39460515

Fucking hell /r9k/ makes me consider killing myself as a proxy for them
This degree of pathetic cannot go unanswered
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>>39455368
This.
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Based Bearing rips into a fatty.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogPeOlakNOM
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>>39456335
>aushwitz
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>>39448178
Lost.
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>>39445416
the saddest part is you can tell by her facial bone structure she could've been an absolute babe

but those darn cookies got to her

it's one thing to eat if you're ugly, but such a waste of potential hotness
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>>39462231

mad cunt
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>>39455592
you are as disgusting as a hamplanet
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>>39446141
fat people are so fucking hateable

more often than not the have brash, crude, 'bubbly' persoanlities
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>>39460961
Don't you have a containment board?
back to /pol/.
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>>39450955
iktf
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>>39455636
It makes me happy to see that
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>>39459215
>womens selfreported weight
Cmon guys you know how delusional fatties are
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Well, /fit/? Can you argue against that?
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>>39456576
Obviously the guy who trains.
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>>39462624
Thinking about the appearance only is very shallow. You go to a gym to get healthier in one way or another.
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>>39462624
>reality=perception
I'm not interested in fake things.
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>>39462231

Oh god, is this the same fatty that was on Insight?
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>>39462624
She doesn't look that good desu
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>>39462231
>people of size
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>39446141
Absolutely disgusting. If you watch the show you support this fat fuck. Hopefully she dies soon
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>>39462624
Plenty of quality males will go for a skinnyfat dyel grill if the fat sits in the right places. Only women can accidentally be hot, a man always has to earn it.
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>>39452818
If you watch these videos, you are supporting what they stand for. Do not give them the satisfaction. Do not watch these absolutely disgusting videos.
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>>39462231
>ate too much an got fat
>blames capitalism, men and white people
truly astounding.
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>>39449832
No nigga, these stories are about the obeasts whit polluted minds and foul souls, by changing your ways and coming so far you have proven that though you once was lost (like I once was) you are on the path of making it.

Don't stop brother, step into the light.
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>>39444239
I know plenty of peopke who do yet yet are unhealthy as fuck.
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If someone with a lot of loose skin gets the surgery to remove it and they run a finger along their body, will it feel like their finger 'jumps' positions from the missing nerve endings, or will they get used to it after awhile and not notice the missing nerves

Can you get the phantom limb effect from missing skin?

This shit is fucking with my head
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>>39462624
nope. if someone doesn't wanna go to the gym that's their right, their decision, and their problem. none of my business.
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>>39460786
Whoever filmed this should be beaten. The guy is trying instead of making excuses. Instead of his efforts, his property is trespassed on, his privacy violated, and he is almost injured becaus of soe idiot surprising him.

Is there a yt link to this?
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>>39462948
You seem like you'd be fun to smoke pot with.
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>>39455016
>bananas with skin
.,.
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>>39462847

Not if you've got a decent height, a nice face and voice, and a good personality. That's a lot of things, but they're still accidental, and also more or less apply to women.
Skep is attractive as fuck and I doubt he tries very hard.

Men who think they have to be shredded to be attractive are the same as scrawny chicks who freak out if they get a little soft.
At the end of the day, most regular people are attracted to other regular people. If only the top tier got to breed, we would have died out centuries ago.
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>>39460515

I thought only the cream of /r9k/ has ever touched a woman.

>>39462624

Sure I can. People always have a distorted image of themselves.You can't say you're sexy. Only your target demographic can.
Plus worthwhile men have options. They won't stay with a lazy narcissistic cunt for her looks. They'll dump her and get themselves a girl with looks and good personality.

>>39462948

This reminds me of a documentary where a guy who had his nose removed due to frostbite, tried this.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nasal_reconstruction_using_a_paramedian_forehead_flap

He said that at first he felt like he was scratching his forehead whenever he scratched his new nose, but got used to it.
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>>39451020
This is the perfect example because as with metabolism in humans, there are actual differences in cars that can somewhat affect what speed you can drive at and still be safe like weight, braking power, quality of tires, aerodynamics and so on (like metabolism) but going 70mph in a residential area with a lotus elise with the stickiest tires and best brakes is still irresponsible and if you're driving a big ass truck with shitty brakes, well you better go 5-10mph below the limit or else you might be in risk. People with a fast metabolism still can eat too much and end up fat and people with a slow metabolism should try to make their diet fit their conditions and not use their conditions as an excuse for the results.
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>>39459215
>self-reported

Bitch please...
Though I understand the reasoning behind the modern average woman bullshit. By enforcing themselves as average, they are bullying their way into being the norm. Course it's a matter of ego for them. Deep down they know they are freaks and want society to tell them otherwise so they'll achieve inner piece.
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>>39463122
Women have a checklist that's 1000 units long based on what they find attractive in a mate. Each women takes different things compared to other women. Works too hard/doesn't work hard enough. Isn't romantic/is too faggy. Too much muscle/not enough muscle.
Each woman is different and can overcome the shortcomings of most men based on individual preference.

In the case of men, our list is 3 units long. 1: she has sex on a regular basis. 2: she isn't woefully unattractive. And 3: she acts right and isn't a bitchy cunt.

This is why divorced men can get married again easier than divorced women. Women know a divorced man might not have met another woman's criteria, but can meet hers.
Every man knows that a divorced women has atleast 1/3 things wrong with her.
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>>39459280
>let's use 1000 times more oil instead of steaming vegetables
Fuck me
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>>39459715
I would roth her meme if you know what I meme.
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>>39459450
>fat nazis
kek
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>>39455016
>>a lb of grapes
Grapes are my kriptonite.. I can eat a pound of if quite easily...
(inb4 I dont even buy grapes anymore..)
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>>39459325
Actually made me rage
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>>39462624
I've no problem with people no going to the gym. If they don't go to pick up their gains that means there's more for me.
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>>39455942
>NICE
>Apnoea
Nonono, she has sleep APNEA, which is a special variety of sleep apnoea that only Burgers get. America instead follows the National Institute for Social Justice guidelines, which state that weight loss is not an effective strategy for managing sleep apnea. Make sure to clarify that you're a bong next time.
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>>39461256
just cause we're smiling doesn't mean we're happy
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>>39460637
>rapid mood swings to to food disapointment
fuck when I was a fatty I got that way to
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>>39460995
This is so very, very sad.
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>>39463273
>This is why divorced men can get married again easier than divorced women

It's also because divorced women usually take on primary child care responsibilities and won't let strange men near her young, and also most men don't want to raise another man's children.
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>>39462231

lost it at the inserted "Thats a huge bitch"
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>>39455093
KEK
Knew I wasn't going to regret the search results
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>>39463977
BWREEEEEE BWREEEEEE
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>>39460786
>>39461365
this isn't right, and now that you realize it you're embarrassed
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>>39445525
Not jut that men forced their hands into those folds of fat ... but that it must have been sweaty and filthy enough to feel like he was in the right place.

Christ it must have smelt bad.
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>>39460786
wow, you're an asshole. I'm about 95% sure you're scrawny AF too, probably another DYEL in here because mocking fat people makes you feel less pathetic about the fact that you can't even bench 1pl8
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>>39461636
HEAS are retarded.

I see no reason to carefully tip-toe around their self-delusional propaganda. I see no reason to carefully qualify our statements against willful misinterpretation.

So: starvation mode is real.
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>>39446141

She would be so fucking hot if she lost about 250 pounds too.
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>>39451020
> Intuitive Driving

well, that was fast.
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>>39461464
>no one thinks it means you gain weight from not eating
Have you even been paying attention? That's literally the entire premise when discussed in the context of haes.
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>>39451044
If anyone makes fun of fatties in the gym they are fucking scum
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>>39460249
lost it

Great post anon
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>>39464694
If you want more great posts like that, take a look at /r/incel

Only found it today, but just read the sidebar on it!
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>>39446141
i literally can't watch this. People like this make me so angry i would actually start punching them if i were their parent or roommate until they comply.
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>>39455016
kek
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>>39460001
>2016
>not going to the douchehouse
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>>39462231
>she literally can't stop weezing

This is a a fucking satire, right ?
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>>39455592
>Used to be anorexic, purging, excessive working out, probably only skinnyfat
>Hated my body, hated everything about myself
>Meet high school sweetheart
>A nerd who was skelly mode
>Go through college together, nerdy sweetheart majors in culinary arts and decides to start working out
>Nerdy sweetheart doesn't take any of my shit, convinces me to eat healthy, high calorie meals
>Convinces me I should start weight lifting instead of only running
>Body confidence increases
>Butt genetics show through, actually start to get compliments, start dressing better as well
>Nerdy sweetheart is now really muscular with huge shoulders
>My confidence is much higher, and I practically worship him for helping me improve
>Thanks, /fit/!
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>>39465334
You don't thank/fit/, you thank your sweetheart.
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>>39454831
No. The whole point of fitness is to have discipline and self respect. Diet pills are no better than surgery to make your stomach smaller.
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>>39455592
Congratulations you're some kind of crazy, retarded weirdo
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>>39465334
>him
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>>39456435
this makes me mad.
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>>39463273
>>39463918

Nah, it's because their sexual value goes down with age.
A man gets more attractive as he accumulates life experience, skills, develop his career.
A woman only gets older and uglier with age.

As such, a divorced man is a boon to most women, whereas a divorced woman is just a spoiled fruit and only beta bottom feeders want that.
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>>39452818
the horror begins at 1:20
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