Fit I have a serious problem and you are the only board I can think of to help
>be me living on ok apartment
>share with one of my classmates let's call him Steve
>Steve is about 275 and has a good 6" over me
>notice that my favorite pair of underwear has gone missing (it fees like angels cradling your nutsack)
>looking around trying to find it and hear noises coming from steves room
>mfw he is sniffing my boxers while jacking off
>mfw I might get raped soon
Help me fit
>>39438549
p-post body
>>39438549
>prepare your anus
>>39438549
Shhhhhh, just let it happen
>>39438564
Sniff his boxers and let him catch you jacking off to establish equal dominance. Suck his dick too if he gets feisty, show him who is boss by taking initiative and thus preventing anything homo from happening.
>>39438611
gotta love playing pranks on my friends
>>39438549
>2016
>not wanting to be injected with high test alpha male seed.
Guess you don't want any gains, Anon.