What triggers you when you're at the gym?

>>39438096
The fact that I'm the skinniest, weakest guy in there.

>>39438096
Who's the boner condoner?

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Few things:

-People who dont rerack their weights.
-People that use machines incorrectly
-People taking up multiple machines during a busy period of the day
-Selfies, I fucking hate selfies
-People taking video of each other. I hate that even more. Especially if they obviously dont know what theyre doing. Kids mostly
-Sweat left on machines
-People that want to talk to me while I have headphones on, I know we see each other here alot and theres no point in exchanging names.
-People filling their Gallon tub at the only cold water fountain while they are aware of the line behind them.

I used to stay quiet until recently.

Also, pic related. I hate that shit too

Gym equipment that is broken.

When I'm walking to the water fountain, and some fucker walks right out in front of me to fill up their 1 litre bottle of water which takes like 2 minutes to do, when I could have been done within 10 seconds.

>>39438096

Multiple people doing sets of 50 >100 pound assisted pullups when I need to do regular pullups

People who block equipment socializing/taking selfies

People who leave stations a wreck with plates on the floor, bars greasy and nasty, etc.

Women in the weight lifting section.

Employees who pester you like a Best Buy sales person trying to sell you a warranty.

People who dress like they're Zyzz when they're not even Justin Bieber mode yet.

People who spend more time talking to strangers about routines than actually lifting.

>>39438207

>people taking video of eachother

form check is important when you're OLY, senpai.

>>39438264
Nah man. These faggots are uploading to instagram or snapchatting it. I cant guarantee it, but id bet my virgin asshole on it. Theyre not in shape, theyre dressed like theyre going to a club and they grunt louder than whats reasonable.

>>39438096
>go to gym

>other people are there


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>39438207

>>39438096
People who don't wip down the equipment down when they're done

>>39438096
> Niggas doing OLY lifts
Just fuck off, no one wants to hear or see you smashing that one fucking plate over and over again on the fucking platform, you are not training to be an athlete, do normal fucking routine

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>when the gym blasts shitty music
>1/4 squats
>guy all amped on pre work out jumping around like a moron between sets
>creepers staring at unbashfully staring at women
>Curls in the squat rack
>twink in locker room not saying no homo after rimming me
>guy in basketball shorts
>Once upon a time "war machine" came into my gym wearing his "I do alpha male shit" shirts and was tenaciously hitting on every women in the vincinity, I'm guessing Christy was out "working" at the time and he was doing his best to feel adequate. That triggered me pretty good

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Assholes like pic. Related.
On one occassion i went on a sunday i usually hit sundays cause its empty almost all day, never go on a monday cause mondays are always full.

So some dude takes all the weights i normally use, fine i decide to do bench press "oh hey bro, im using that" fine dudes got the weights and took the bench with a bar had his towel there, go to squat rack "oh hey im using that too" had his water bottle next to it, i didnt hassle the guy but i had so say something. I'm a nice guy i dont like confrontations and this was something easily defused.

Didn't say "motherfucker you arent 3 people" just "well, do you mind if i do my reps while you use the weights over there?" guy was fine about it, internally i was pissed but i dont think it needed to escalate, i get it, its Sunday, its empty but this isn't your personal gym.

>>39438096
People doing curls in romaleos or weak ass powerlifters with matching shoes/knee sleeves/belt/wrist wraps/headband etc

>>39438312
I can agree with pic related
I might use two ´pairs but who the fuck needs maybe 3-4 pairs?
horders

FAGGOTS WEARING WEIGHT BELTS AND KNEE WARPS LEAVE

>>39438312
He could have been doing super sets and giant sets. I can respect having multiple dumbbells around you. That... looks a little intense though.

You should speak up man; people dont expect that. "One person per machine bro, dont like it? go tell on me" and rack it. Worse thing they do is go tattle tale and the staff takes your side.

>>39438339

No, fuck you. You do not get to claim multiple sets of equipment at the same time so you can do some broscience nonsense.

>>39438343
The machines I agree with you. One machine per person at a time unless you are absolutely alone. Dumbbells, Dumbbells I can understand. 2 pairs max

>>39438207
I had a combo of these last week
>2 lanklets using up numerous dumbbells and not reracking them
>they move to the platform and set up a 4pl8 squat
>pretty sure I'm going to see someone die
>I'm watching with anticipation
>one of them gets set under the bar
>the other seems to be filming it with their phone
>the tension is unbearable, I'm ready to start shouting for an ambulance
>they walk off without reracking the weights
>I realise it was just for a fucking picture

>>39438261
>Women in the weight lifting section
Excuse me but 5% of them are actually weightlifting

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>>39438391
>>39438396

>>39438207
>pic
What's wrong with tricep dumbbell extensions?

>>39438424
Claiming a bench with a barbell for anything other than bench should be a bannable offense.

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>>39438096
>mfw going to the gym to intentionally trigger dyels and autists

>>39438424

She's using a bench press bench for her dumbbell stuff. Plus, that's like 10 pounds

>>39438434
I was at that gym and she laid down on it immediately after that pic was taken to do DB flys. Don't believe random pictures.

>>39438424
Shes doing it infront of a bench press you fucktard. Taking up valueable real estate to do tricep extensions is a dick move

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>>39438450
>I was at that gym and she laid down on it immediately after that pic was taken to do DB flys. Don't believe random pictures.

You were there.... at this time....for this picture... Even if you were (which I doubt) youre still doing DUMBELL flys on a bench press. Not the standard bench infront of the dumbbells, but a bench press.

>>39438096
When my gf comes into the basement to do laundry

>>39438450
Dumbell flies (and db bench for that matter) belong on simple benches, the ones without racks. The racked ones are literally the only place to do barbell bench, and the simple ones generally outnumber the racks.

Though I admit I probably wouldn't confront anyone about it, might be a new person who figures it's for all chest workouts. I have confronted retards who insist on curling or doing their stupid ass ab routine on racked benches, they're not even trying.

>>39438096
>stupid fucks who disorganize the tree plates.
>stupid fucks using the flat bench for stretching
>stupid fucks who don't rerack the E-Z bars
>stupid fucks who get off looking at themselves in the mirror
>stupid fucks who let their balls hang out in the locker room
>stupid fucks who bother talking to me while I work out

>>39438622
My nigga said it right here

>>39438305

>do a normal routine
>SS has powercleans in it
>the single most popular routine for beginners

dyel?

do you even lurk?

The 20+ Powerlifter that come in and take over All 4 squatracks from 5:30-10:30pm

I mean, at least leave 1 For other people to use

Also the guy who pulls dumbells barbells, a medicine ball a box (for jumps) and a bench over to the power rack. Then he proceeds to load weight for a squat AND deadlift.

>>39438640

>it's a problem if I'm naked in the locker room

Don't go in if you don't want to see my balls?

Teenagers are so weird about nudity man, I swear

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>>39438096

>doing BB curls in the bench press

>>39438096
When somebody uses the rack/bench/barbell I prefer.

>>39438281

fair point.

I'd be lying if I said I didn't put some of my OLY vids on indtrgram. I don't take the video with that in mind, though.

>>39438663
Theres a fine difference between being naked briefly between changing and walking around big dick swinging to take a shit, weigh yourself, dry off your hands and lay down on the bench. That shit is uncomfortable

>>39438207
Shut the fuck up you faggot

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>>39438640
word, brah.

>>39438281

>grunt louder than that's reasonable

ree

No bully

I'm new and I'm cutting and linear progression is HARD on cut.

It takes real effort for me to follow me routine and I HAVE to grunt or I can't do it

That fucking lanklet that wears a belt for 1.5pl8 squats. Fuck right off.

>>39438663
You missed the point, it's people who walk around naked longer then they should as if they're back at their place. Man either work on getting dressed or wrap a towel around your Hank Hill ass and saggy nuts.

These cucks have full blown convos while strutting their dicks out, if a nigga like that spoke to me I'd look the other way because I'm not a faggot.

>>39438693
Nothing wrong with grunting. Fight that shit. Theres a problem with screaming when everyone knows its unnecessary

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>>39438655
>dyel?
>do you even lurk?
kill yourself insecure faggot

>>39438305

OLY is goat, and fuck you for thinking I'm not in competition. Also, that's what the platforms are for. If OLY triggers you go back to planet fitness.

idiots who are there for 2 hours to take pictures and talk about how rekt they were last nite sitting on the barbell press bench while only actually benching two times

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>>39438701
And the thing where they put one leg up on the sink to dry off. Or use the sink while bending over, elbows on the sink, like they're getting a fucking prostate exam while they wash their goddamn hands and drink from the faucet like they just crawled here from the nearest desert. Instead of just standing to use the sink like a normal, clothed person. Gotta make sure that asshole is VISIBLE. GOTTA make sure everyobody can see those nuts hanging down from BEHIND. And the extra slow walking. Gotta really drag it out. Maximize that nudity. And all of this is of course in front of the mirror, which effectively doubles their nudity.

This is every gym I've even been to outside of school gyms. Die.

>inb4 "it's a locker room you're supposed to be naked"

Complaining about simple nudity is not the same thing as complaining about the full fucking pageantry of the Naked Old Guy in the Locker Room. It's antisocial behavior.

I lift at a gym right next to a highschool and every fucking time I go in theres always faggoty DYELs and ottermode teens staring at me while I squat because I 3pl8 and the fact they want to ask me how long I'm using it but wont build up the confidence to ask.

>>39438844
Who's the bae?

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>>39438864
my sister

>quarter squatters (well, shit ROM in general)
>people who leave weights on the floor
>people dropping deadlifts from the waist when they are lifting like 2pl8.
>backward cap

>>39438869
Please pause the thread til anon explains.

>>39438892
Im not that anon but he lies
There, continue the thread

>>39438897
Develop your hypothesis

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>>39438892
>>39438951
It's true, I lied.

>>39438864
Here you go, you degenerate

http://devki.net/15889-chastnoe-foto-seksualnoy-devushki.html

>>39438305
>T. Formlet

>weightlifting gloves
>all types of cheesy motivational shirts
>tall dudes that quarter rep their squats
>shitty squat form

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>>39439094
>t. NEET manlet

>>39439146

>manlet

Spot on mate.

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>>39439151
>admits being a manlet

>>39438311
Did he pull any bitches?

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When a shy qt smiles at you but won't come up to talk to you, which would end your miserable feeling of nihilism and loneliness faster than you could ever do yourself. That's my pet peeve. haha.

>>39438096
mumbling

People fucking with the Sauna and Steamroom temperature sensors to make it hotter.

>>39438096
Why the hate for basketball shorts?

>>39438231
Underrated post.

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>>39439396
He doesn't know.

People who put their shit on other gym equipment so it doesn't touch the ground.

>curls, deadlift or shrugs (especially shrugs) in power cage
>anything other than squats or ohp in power cage (bench is acceptable if other benches are taken)
>old people
>nigs
>those student pts giving terrible advice/spending an hour teaching someone how to squat with poor form

>>39439396
i also didn't know this, but it is for the bulge i suppose.

>>39439619
It's just calflets projecting

>>39438467
It was a joke, NEVER reply to my posts again.

>>39439619
>>39439763
>they don't know why cargo shorts are better than basketball shorts for the gym
You should know that EVERY person in the gym is laughing at you if you don't have enough pockets to carry all your plates in one trip.

>>39438311

>twink in locker room not saying no homo after rimming me

this shit grinds my gears too

>>39438096
Women

People putting the dumbbells in the wrong place
bitch they are organized from lightest to heaviest, why the fuck would you put your 5kg dumbbells in the 5th and 6th place?

>mfw I have told people to come back and put the dumbbells in the right place, all while they look like a sad ashamed puppy

>>39439050
Benched are better, its simply a fact

>>39438096
That guy with a punchable face.
I don't even know him. I encountered him once, and I fucking hate him. The worst part is when he can't close his lips, he just hangs his bottom lip like a retard.

>>39441333

he can rest the bar on the uprights without having to bend over. He probably has a bad back. Check your healthy back privilege.

faggots who squat in the curl rack

>>39441333
i find it more deplorable that there's an insecure faggot taking pictures of other people doing things wrong instead of attempting to educate them or simply moving on with their gym time.

My Absolute Shit Deadlift Form. I have no concept of not rounding my back and shoulders.

>>39438096
What's the context of that gif

>>39438096
Turbo Manley slaming 3.5pl
Every one in my gym is cool otherwise

>>39438207
you deserved all of that. don't even explain. you are absolutely weak.

>>39441765
this. any logical creature would listen at the minimum

>>39438096
People who dont put their weights back
People who dont bring a towel or wipe up their sweat

>>39438096


STUPID FUCK FUCK Trainers taking up TOO much space with their goddamn faggot clients..

I can't even go to gym, people trigger me. I lift at home in peace.

>>39442017
What happened anon?

>>39438281
>they're not in shape
>dressed like they're going to a club
>uploading to instagram
>you're a virgin

I'm gonna bet these are the 'meatheads' that you're talking about. you sound like some fat autist powerlifter who thinks hes better than them for squatting 4pl8 yet is ugly as fuck

>>39438311
>carrying about the way other people do their workout

agreed on curls in the rack, but so what if they do 1/4 squats, it doesnt affect you at all.

>>39438343
>drop sets and super sets are broscience

when will the fat powerlifters leave

>>39438396
If you cannot do 50 push ups you have no business in the weight lifting area, like just fucking curl your bean cans in the kitchen or whatever, you're just taking up space pretending to work out.

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>>39438282
>mfw home gym and people are still using the squat rack

>>39438657
similar to this,

>the fact powerlifter group of 2-5 people who come in for 3 hours, take all the racks, do a set of 5 reps every 10 minutes, chatting and texting between sets. literally 30 seconds of working out, 10 minutes of sitting on their ass

>>39441333
>greentexting in a snapchat

holy shit how much of an autist are you in real life?

>>39438207
Agree except the video thing. Sometimes you can't trust gym bros to check your form as well as you'd trust yourself.

>>39441333
The gym is empty, so there's really no problem here

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>>39438312
Damn dude you handled that in a way not indicative of autism.

>>39441333
>>39442143
this.

I do it too if theres another free one and not many people there. its easier on your back. nothing wrong with it

When stupid fuckers teach newbies how to lift, poorly. Just today I saw a manlet with a backwards baseball cap teaching some lanklets how to squat
>point your toes forward bro
>look up bro
>don't let your knees come out bro
"How low should I squat?"
"Doesn't matter bro just far enough"
>barely quarter squatting
I couldn't say anything because I was only doing lmao2pl8 but at least my form was OK.

>>39438391

WHAT THE FUCK

>>39441829

See this pic

>>39438437

>>39439206
I hate when they are whores. Tonight I saw this chick with a fat ass I'd love to nut in, but damn, she had a boyfriend, I have a GF. But I hate when they look at me like they are ready to cheat.

>>39442227
Was she thicc?

>>39438844
Jake?

>>39442318
Bane?

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>>39438207

>People who dont rerack their weights.
>Sweat left on machines

a 100% percent this^

not a big fan of the dude carrying around their bag on each machine...why dont they buy a lock and put it in a locker?

>>39442394
I'm at a gym with free locked lockers. Some guy still has a bag lying around with a bunch of stuff dumped out of it.

This guy wears beats by dre, full getup of sweatpants and sweatshirt, wanders around to random machines doing shit like tricep extensions, and stretches using the barbell resting on the spotter arms.

>>39442098
50 pushups is basically cardio

>>39442126
>>39441765
>>39442143
>>39442173
GET OFF MY FUCKING BOARD YOU NORMIE FUCKING FAGGOTS

FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES

GO BACK TO FUCKING REDDIT

>>39442515
This

What weak shit makes this their standard of accomplishment.

>>39442661
it's mainly just dyels who even have any idea how many push-ups they can do and especially the skinniest like to brag about the number, like doing 150 pushups at 125lbs would mean anything

>>39438311
>>guy in basketball shorts
Why is this bad?

>>39438336
NOT MY FAULT THAT IM A SKELLY WHO BREAKS EASILY

>>39441333

I've done this before but only immediately after doing a warm up set of close grip bench press.

>>39442715
its not

its just some autistic made up by fat powerlifters who cant fit into their shorts anymore so they special order their 'weightlifting' shorts and dont wanna feel like they wasted money

>>39439206
GOD DMANIT KKSZNBXNXVHXYUXHTJFUYURITIDJJZKRJFJFIFKCJFJDJSRIIDHSAISODKDKKD


WHY DOESNT SHE LIKE ME

>>39438312
is this at U of A?

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>>39442445
>sweatpants AND sweatshirt

say it aint so!

>>39438391
NOOOO

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Pretty much people not reracking weights. Never saw it ONCE in Japan, but in the gym I'm going to now in the U.S. I see it every damn day.

>>39438622
>>stupid fucks who get off looking at themselves in the mirror
But dat sweet gym lighting...

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>>39438096
>crossfitters and their weird exercises.
>people who swipe my towel of some lonely bench when i aint looking
>people who sound like they are murdered.

>>39443783
im always staring dumbly in the mirror in the gym.
>that sweet lightning indeed

>>39442394
>>39442394
I do this because I'm cheap and keep chalk and stuff in my bag. I mostly use the cage or benches where the bag can either be tucked underneath or left in the cage where nobody but me will be anyway.

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>>39438096
What pisses me off is when someone doesn't know the difference between a squat rack and a power rack or says they're using a piece of equipment, doesn't let you work in, and then disappears ONLY to come back when you move to bitch at you, like he was watching you while hiding behind the dumbell rack. I had both happen the other day actually.

>Deadlift day
>Gotta do them rack pulls
>Head over to the power rack
>Nu Male standing kinda close to it
>Ask if he's using the power rack
>"I'm using the squat rack dude, I've got three sets left"
>Like the supreme gentleman I am, I ask if I can do rack pulls
>He says no, he doesn't want to keep taking the plates off "just for you"
>Tell him I'd need more weight because lol only 2pl8
>Ignores me and starts to do the most horrendous squats I've ever seen
>I decide to play the waiting game, and go to do shrugs
>Comeback about 15 minutes later, with all the weights still on the bar, but no guy to be seen in this incredibly small gym
>Move bar to rack pull height and add some weight
>Nu male comes flying back out of nowhere mid set, screaming "not cool bro, I've still got two sets left"
>Tell him to either work in or use the actual squat rack that's about five feet away

Did the rest of my workout with him giving me a shitty look the entire time he was there.

>>39444053

that's fucked up. i cant stand nu males. i really hope you're buff just so i can imagine that little bitch envying your muscles.

People who sit on machines/benches browsing instagram for 5-10 minutes between sets

People who are doing incredible amounts of volume with like 10kg
Not only are these people interfering with their own gains theyre slowing down my workout and interfering with MY gains

>>39444061
I'm buff by normie standards, but I just hit 1-2-3-4.

>>39438434

Seated military press

>>39438701


Who made you the bollocks police
Just because people who don't have micrococks make you insecure

>>39438096
Nothing. Just there to get a good pump and enjoy myself. Don't take it too seriously. Ronnie always had fun.

>>39438207
You sound like an all around douche.

>>39443680
Who's the bae?

7AM here and I've been seeing waves of numale faggots invading the gym I go to. Fuck this shit!

>>39444107
how so, you fucking faggot

he's complaining about things douchy people do

>>39444107
agreed

tatted up lowlifes that shout and glare in every direction

the faggots who stare at your dick and make eye contact when they walk in the showers

>>39442126
Not him, but I greentext everywhere becuase it pisses people off.

>>39442270
Her ass is thicc enough to cause the reprisonment of excalibur.

hey guys just popped in here to tell you that I wore my oakley's on the cybex ellipticals today because I forgot to take them off my head.

I hope multiple people in this thread saw it personally but we know that's not true because /fit/ doesn't work out.

>>39445128
>Her ass is thicc enough to cause the reprisonment of excalibur.

That's some D&D level nerd shit right there faggot

that im always the fattest one

I always just fart whenever and wherever I want to as loud as it comes out.

90% of people are wearing headphones anyway they'll never know until the wall of smell hits.

Big kunts who are clearly on juice and think they're hot shit.

Guys with higher bodyfat who think they are the shit because they can lift more on machines and cable exercises

>>39445419
This

this one fuck i call stink bag. he's this fairly big indian guy who always wears the exact same clothes no matter what day it is, this polo shirt with the sleeves rolled up. he does 1/4 rom lifts on everything, 8 kinds of 1/4 rom variations on the pulldown machine, and for some reason always carries a backpack around with him. and stink bag's bag stinks which is why i call him stink bag. i mean it fucking reeks, like he's packed it with 5-month old sweaty gym socks or something. i have no idea why he won't just put it in a fucking locker, he never takes anything out of it, just carries it around the gym stinking up the place. hate that guy.

>>39445475
Stink bag here. M8 u better stop disrespecting me or next time i see you at the gym you're dead.

>>39445419
God damnit I hate those faggots so much

Old high school peers who i secretly hated and are on juice, so they're so much bigger than me. Everytime i walk into one we have an awkward encounter and then go do our own things.

>>39445497
fuck off stink bag

>>39438207
>People who dont rerack their weights.

I would like to hit their faces with the plates they didn't rerack until their own mother wouldn't recognize them anymore. I fucking hate those people so much.

>>39445419
Heyyy dis me. Never realised it annoys cunts. Sorry that I'm naturally barrel mode. God just hates skellys

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>people who work out with their gfs

>that group of obnoxious crossfit idiots
There's 5 of them (3 guys and 2 girls) and take all the fucking space and barbells to do some bullshit meme exercise with light or no weight on the bar while screaming like monkeys in heat

>>39438391
Holy fuck, they'd be banned from my place if an instructor caught them kek

>>39438207
>wearing a cap
>claiming a bench press for DB exercise
>hoarding dumbbells
How many dumb fucking things can one middle age mom cunt do? Used to get people like this at my old gym, so glad i moved.

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>>39438096
This used to happen back at my old uni gym
>go to gym
>start workout
>out of nowhere entire rugby/American Football team rolls in
>take up literally everything
>workoutruined.jpg
>mfw staff and students made multiple complaints about it but nothing ever happened

They used to come en masse at least 2x a week and always at different times.. Just give them set slots and post it on the schedule ffs

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>>39438311
>twink in locker room not saying no homo after rimming me
Wait what?

>>39445714
>he doesn't have a bae

Not gonna make it bruh

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>>39444944

Fiancee.

>PT that trains client on 3 machines when all this could be replaced by doing OHP
>people that dont fucking put the plates back
>people that take 10 minute breaks on obviously not high enough weight exercises at peak hours

Mostly the last one though, last time some cardio slut did 5 sets of squats, took her 35 minutes, I counted.

>>39446026
welcome to /fit/ enjoy your stay

pick up your free steroids and squat plug on the way out

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>>39438207
>People taking video of each other. I hate that even more. Especially if they obviously dont know what theyre doing. Kids mostly

Okay, maybe some of them are just doing it for posting on social media. But if you don't have mirrors in your gym, that's super helpful for a form check.

I only really realized what was wrong with my DLs after I talked by brother into coming with me to take video.

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>>39446238

>tfw it takes me roughly an hour to do all my squat and pause squat sets, including warmups

Same goes for my million deadlift sets. I always offer people to work in if they're waiting, or at least make an honest attempt to speed things up a bit, but it takes me a long time.

>>39446221
More

>>39446267
k y s

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>>39446291

Last one, I'm off to the gym.

I feel bad working out some dats. I always try to go fast but I don't do my next set till I'm ready.
Takes me forever to do some of my heavier set.
No one ever gets mad at me tho cuz
>home gym master race

People who think the pull up bar on the power rack means they can do pull ups there, fuck off, there's an entire section of the gym that's nothing but pull up bars.

People who think the area between racks is a great place to put a bench, doubly so if they then try to start doing exercises on the bench. Don't mind me when I "accidentally" fail a rep and drop the bar on your melon.

People who think they're hot shit because they can quarter rep a 2pl8 bench on the smith machine. You travelled all the way to the gym but you can't be bothered to let the bar travel all the way to your chest?

People who quarter rep anything, I know they're only wasting their own time but they're taking up space and equipment.

>>39438336
>2016
>walking instead of knee warping
do you even lift?

>>39446267
I used to be you

If you do enough grip strength work aside from dl (power cleans, hangs cleans, ohp, etc) you can skip the million warm ups.

All its doing is burning your grip and its better to get up to heavy weight quick, plus you look like less of a grand autismo

>>39446238
I'm her, I need at least 5 min breaks between dl, bench and squats. Sorry.

>>39443549
this is me but im skelly so what do?
5.5in wrists and 6.5inch ankles

>>39444067
tfw 2-3-3-3.5 and cant deadlift for shit

>>39445667
>naturally barrel mode

This is some HAES shit

>>39445632
ustupid idiot.
its called leaving feromone trace for the female.
u wouldnt know anythign about that virgin.

>hitting bench yesterday
>ask guy for a spot
>he's a head shorter than me but was shoulder pressing twice as much as me earlier through my session
>just want someone to help me bench 70kg since I was struggling on 60
>guy agrees, I set up and he grips the bar hard with both hands
>practically starts pulling it up for me, feels way easier than it should
>half angry half appreciative that he'd want to help me feel better, but I wanted to push myself and it just didn't feel like I had
>tell him th-thanks no homo and slap his butt anyway
>still feel conflicted

>>39438096
Some 30 year old woman who does legpresses in the smith-machine for no reason
Not only that she locks her joints when she presses the bar uppwards

>people who dont rerack dumbbells
Weights on a bar I can deal with but playing hide and seek with a pair or even a single dumbell(s) is infuriating
>that 5'10 roided up manlet that benches or squats really loud with bad form
with a spotter that's also a hypeman that probably taking half the weight off of that half squat. They proceed to strut around afger the set while thinking get are getting mirin by the people staring but in reality most people are just annoyed
>unique machines that are broken and stay broken for extended periods of time
This is the worst

>>39438096
people who refuse to look me in the eye when I talk to them because I'm skinny. What are your gains gonna just disappear by talking to me?

Old men who stare at me.

>>39446886
Are you a grill

>>39442058
And youre bet would be wrong you soft fuck. Youre not funny, youre not clever and your insults need some work. Try leaving your moms basement you lonely waste of skin

>>39446806
shoo shoo

>behind the head lat pulldown
>pinching traps on db shoulder matrix
>dyel teenagers attatched at the hip wearing tank tops

>>39444053
Thanks for saying something Anon. Im all about letting people do their thing, but gym etiquette and safety needs to be said out loud and immediately.

>>39446917
no im a skinnyfat fuck

I can just imagine them thinking, "Back in my day I was 180 lbs of pure muscle and I could bench 315." Meanwhile I bench only 105 lbs.

>>39438096
>dropping dumbells unnecessarily
>dropping deadlifts
>leaving weights on the floor
>being hostile and standoffish
>people who are nice and considerate etc. on their own, but all of the above in a group

I really hate my gym because you can flip a coin as to who is there when you are

>>39438207
>People taking up multiple machines during a busy period of the day

>>39444107

OP of that comment here.
Look; I might be an asshole in some cases but when I go to the gym to train I go to get to work. Stay the fuck out of each others way, be courteous to others, do not waste anyones time, clean up after yourself, do not distract others and be safe.

Call me a douche, thats fine if thats how you feel. But the gym is for work and therapy, its not the mall, it shouldnt be a social media outlet, its not to hang out. People are in there trying to change their fucking lives.

>>39446670
Yeah, I hate that spot that lifts for you

>>39441319
Kek'd

>>39439619
>>39439763
>>39442715
It's just a meme. Just bantz.

>>39438096
body weight exercises when I'm trying to row or dl

some rich kid came in, did a "set" of crunches then lied on his stomach for a 5 minute "rest" fucking around on his phone

>>39442270
Woodberry, King Arthur, etc

>>39438336
>That kid who wave dashes 2 plate
Jelly tobeh