ITT - Share your autism /fit/

>be me, fuck you
>walk into gym at 5am early morning
>front desk guy cleaning front (glass) door
>always greet him and say goodbye
>says hello along with a question
>don't hear him bc overpriced jew beats headphones on
>ask him to repeat it as i take headphones off
>still can't hear him bc autism
>pause while looking at him
>utter "yeah, it's looking nice today"
>realize it's still pitch black outside
>he just stares at me for what feels like eternity
>he then adds "ok, have a good workout"
>walk into gym and feel autistic as I go to lift

>>39437329
she wasn't hitting on you

The fact you didn't realized this is actually a symptom for your autism

>>39437378
This. All barbers talk to you while they cut your hair. Its weird if they just stay silent.

>a grill talked to me so she must be hitting on me

>match up with girl off tinder
>we go to the same gym at the same time
>decide to meet up
>she greets me with a big smile
>make small talk
>tells me she's always at the cardio machine working out alone
>tell her that sucks, i stick to the weights
>she looks confused
>mention I need to complete my sets so my muscles don't go cold
>never hear from her again

>>39437329
was this your first haircut. Boobs touch because they're boobs and women are manlets trying to reach your head even if you're sitting down. Also, she wanted to be friendly for a tip

>>39437415
haha holy shit

i mean who goes to the gym as a first date? who goes to the gym to just do cardio?

she got rekt

>>39437514
Nah bruh, she's good looking to me and a lot of other people. Honestly would work out with and then smash.

>>39437398
>tfw i'm too socially awkward to talk to people so i fake it by being deaf whenever i go to get my hair done just so i don't have to chat

>>39437514
I wonder what it's like to touch her. I want to touch her.

>>39437329
>guy comes up to me while I'm squatting
>i got headphones in music blasting
>points to a plate and says something
>I give him a thumbs up and stay silent
>he takes 2 pl8s

this was like the least autistic thing I did this week. still I'm wondering why I didn't say anything though.

>>39437442
What? You tip barbers in usa?

>>39437329
all hairdressers are nice to you,
this one was no exception, focus on the gains,
ho's aren't loyal, iron keeps them 'mirin tho

>>39437329
>forced small talk
>forced tips
>waste of money

I started cutting my hair when I was deployed. I'm glad I don't have to worry about barber shops anymore.

>>39437851
Yeah, one haircut is easily 20$+ because of tips

unless girls are really obvious with their flirting i have no idea when they are hitting on me.

usually they only talk to me if they want sex from me, otherwise they leave me alone

>>39437895
My hairdresser is nice, but she also asks for me to send her pics of myself to her and comments on my physique. If she was younger and not married, I'd consider it.

Or maybe she is just playing me for all my shekels, hmmm.

>>39437923
don't have to worry about barbers. now you just gotta worry whenever you see a group of girls giggling.

>>39437962
Cuck usa always be tipping

>>39437329
>letting a female cut your hair
hahaha, fucking kill yourself bro

>>39437980
Nah, I've been cutting my own for almost 10 years. Girls at work always notice my new cut and say they like it. Guys ask which barber do I go to. Saved over 4000 bucks by now.

>>39438011
You're bullshitting. Post pic.

>>39437976
She's just after some attention from someone younger & better built than her husband no doubt.
Don't waste your time bro, nothing good will come of it,

>2 weeks ago, going to uni
>listening to music, look at phone to change song
>look up and see qt blonde, looks at me and smiles
>look at her in disbelief, then look away

Why can't I behave like a fucking normal human being and smile back

I cut my own hair too, mainly bc I live in Chinatown in a city, saved a lot of money and you can't beat the flexibility of cutting whenever you need it done. Takes a while before you can get too fancy though