My gf broke up with me today..I still won.

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>Wake up to text from now ex
>Its over, Im getting back with ex
>Never responded...too confused
>End up sulking to gym instead of light jog
>In a daze the whole time.
>Decide to hit the bench
>Someone throw on 300 pd and not even notice.
>5 reps in I notice.
>Its getting super heavy now
>Im basically yelling
>finally throw up all 10 reps.
>Im basically screaming at this point.
>Front desk attendant stops in tracks when she sees the weight.
>2 10/10 qts join me on my victory dance around the weight room.
>We finally get to talking
>Somehow my dumb ass brings up the break up.
>They say how it probably motivated me to throw up that weight and how shes just a bitch
>We end up going out for breakfast after.
>One of them takes a picture of all of us.
>Somehow one of them knew my ex from school and had them on social media.
>In the middle of breakfast I text a shit ton of texts how im over it already and im a piece of shit.
>They all decide to friendly kiss me and post picture.
>ex has crisis.
>I also now have 3 gym friends. Also threw up more weight than I ever have