I have a broccoli wat do

kill yourself

Shove it up your ass

>>39429796
Steam it along with some rice and chicken.

>>39429796
enjoy smelly broccoli farts

>>39429796
smoke it

>>39429814
how to steam this motherfucker

>>39429808

I came to post this

>>39429841
Set something on fire and heat the broccoli in the smoke that is produced

>>39429796
Do you happen to have a pen?

Steam.
Microwave.
Grill.
Oven.

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>>39429841

None of these shitposters knows how hahahaha. Never change /fit/

But seriously, hear ya go:

>pour a couple inches of water in a saucepan, bring to a simmer (almost book)
>break up the head of broccoli into florets and throw in the pot.
>turn it down just a littp band put a lid on it
>wait till it reaches your desired consistency (everybody's different). It doesn't take too long.
>eat a double serving with your meat, fish or chicken
>store the rest in fridge. It reheats well.
>at 10am the next day, take your best poop in a week
>repeat

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>>39430459
*almost boil
*turn it down just a little bit once you add the broccoli and cover

It's pretty got raw. Don't eat the stem part.

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>>39430459
thanks!!

I HAVE PEEEN

I AVE A APPLE

UNGH