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So, I need to take a piss drug test before my match and I've been using some illegal stuff 'till late summer so now I'm worried they disqualify me 'cause urine sample will probably show it.
You have to take the test in your underwear and they search you beforehand so I was thinking; could I inject my, uh, friend's, urine in my dick before, hold it and then "piss" small amount of sample? Can it be done?
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Can be, I've got a friend that swears that if you buy a giant ass bottle of pickles. Like the gallon size ones, And drink all the juice in there you'll piss clean but idk if its true or not. Worked for him each time.
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Injecting your friends urine into your own penis WILL work. My friend did this with his brothers piss and it worked like a charm. Just buy an oil change kit and do lots of research beforehand.
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>>39419042
sounds like bullshit, lmao.
Oil change is the only way, hope you got a catheter ready
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>>39419097
>>39419113
Oil change?
What's that?

>Chimpattack.webm
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>>39419021
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You can give this a shot https://www.amazon.com/Liquid-Stuff-Cleansing-Drink-Grape/dp/B00117YRMI/ref=cm_cr_arp_d_product_top?ie=UTF8&th=1
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Is this thread for real?
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>>39419148
You take someone else's piss and use a catheter to put it in your own bladder
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>>39419021
yeah you got what you deserved

goddamn frauds
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>>39419021
make sure to use a turkey baster when probing your pee pee hole.
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>>39419042
did the same. but only smoked crack before competition a week before, so idk it worked for me
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>mf this thread
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>>39419787
Cocaine is usually out of your system in 24ish hours if you drink a lot of water
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