How do I become taller without surgery?

>>39417027
kill urself and hope the reincarnation thing isn't a hoax

when will they learn

Whisper "grow...grow...grow" while doing a daily stretching routine

>>39417030
fpbp

>>39417027
Is 5'9 manlet?
I feel really bad for people who are shorter than me.

>>39417027
Do nofap

>>39417052
i am 25 and 5.7, women dont take me seriously at all anymore. but thats allright, i guess,

>>39417052
5'9 is normi size but u will get called a manlet if you browser /fit/

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>>39417027

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How do I become shorter?

>>39417052
>>39419167
this. i'm 5'9 and i'm doing pretty well

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im 5'6 and i want to kill myself every single second is there a place i can go where i can feel welcomed. The average is 5'10-5'11 where im from for adults. Its agony , half of the girls are taller and i need to wear insoles to even look approachable. I have to settle for a 7/10 shit fucking sucks

>>39419385
I'll trade my 6'1 height for your 5'6 height.

>>39419463
I am 6'2 and I wouldn't
so why?

>>39419971
Because I like feeling small and needing to be codependent on a taller man.

Also everything in the first world country is built for tiny white men so I'd like to not have to squat to wash my hands in a bathroom sink.

>>39417027
1. Die
2. Be reincarnated as someone who isn't a manlet

>>39420002
are u a female?
otherwise I don't understand your point

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>>39420067
I'm a male that hates women, likes socializing and cuddling, and likes dick in my mouth and butt.

>>39420108
well.. from that perspective I kinda understand your point but I still think that 5'6 is too short.

u made me think about it because I also like dick in my mouth but I don't hate women

>>39417027
>whisper the words "grow, grow, grow,"