Post some shit
>tfw just ate a 5kg tub of peanut butter
SOMEONE STOP ME
>>39415712
F
>>39415684
This format needs to stop, I realise that it'll exist forever through old images but fuck are they retarded to read through
>>39415684
>wookiee not spelled with 2 'e's
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>39416563
What God has made men cannot recreate.
My all time favorite
>>39418574
>>39418949
Is that a pregnant woman?
>>39419470
Why are you posting the shit version of this? The better version is the one with a kirino in it.
>>39419525
dont have that one
>>39419501
Yes
>>39419540
Rhetorical question but yeah, fuck me right, evolution I guess.
>>39415712
FFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>39419527
More of this type of stuff?
Who's got the stick figure motivational where it says muscle of the gods and shit? you know which one I'm talking about
>>39415675
Op pic is a rare one, haven't seen it in my 1,5 years here
can someone post the greentext about a guy watching someone squat and thinking he was just failing at curling?
>>39421045
holy shit that sounds great
>>39421091
it's pretty good.
>>39421045
This one?
>>39418949
someone should put the Benny Hill song to this.
>>39421249
that's the one my man, thanks.
>>39415684
ngl bruhs I wud
>>39421045
This one?
If i wanted humor i would have asked your 1rm
>>39421611
I think this joke went over my head
nevermind, it was just your ohp 1 rep max
>>39421611
The rep doesn't count if someone touches the bar
>>39415712
FFF
>>39415693
Kek
Anybody got that webm of the 3 dudes deadlifting and the kid in the back is shaking like crazy
>>39422052
Pretty gud/10
>>39418559
wheezed
>>39422474
>>39422565
good lookin out
>>39422565
I'm fucking dying here
I just imagine this guy goes home to watch the video he made of his lifts and sees these guys fucking up his whole video
>>39422565
>making a video of yourself diddling 3pl8 lmao
do people have no concept of what is actually heavy, or is my perception just warped because of /fit/ and constant dissatisfaction?
>be me
>friends always joking that i roid, whenever i get even mildly upset over something they go WOAH WOAH ROID RAGE TAKE YOUR TREN AND CALM DOWN
>1 pl8 over head, 2 pl8 bench, barely 3 pl8 squat and deads have dropped to 3.5
>still see myself as scrawny af
>>39423312
your perception is warped because of /fit/ and constant dissatisfaction. Your lifts aren't exceptional compared to other dedicated lifters, but if you were put in a room of 100 random people, you'd most likely be the strongest by far.
>>39423625
This
I went cocoon mode hard during my final year of uni, did nothing but study and lift, and lived on savings from the last few years so I didn't work. The whole time I thought I was still stuck as an average looking person, but when I started hanging out with my friends again they all mentioned how big I got
>>39423249
>>39423312
There's nothing wrong with sharing your lifts online. It's usually about form checking or a forum where similar people update on their progress. If the guys in the background they're clever taking the mickey they're just wrong. I hope it's just friendly humour.
>>39416519
Best part was this guy showed up in another board, but had cropped everything but his torso. Someone called him out on it saying his weight was too low for what he was claiming and some anon went CSI on his ass revealing this original post lmao.
>>39423312
The other day I made a reference to myself being fat and people looked at me weird. Later I realized I was being that person that says IM SOOO FAT when they're not. I just still see myself as BMI 40. Perception is fucked
>>39423312
>>39423625
>>39423867
I'm firmly convinced I'm skeleton mode still but I recently ran in to some people I haven't seen in a year and the first thing they all say is how much bigger I've gotten. I never brought up lifting at all.
>>39415774
>13140 eggs per year
Lost my shit
>>39423312
>>39422565
Dude that vid was made by a russian guy on youtube, he makes fitness related humor content, the nerd in the background is a reoccurring character.
If you guys wanna watch his other stuff search Oreshek, he's pretty good.
>>39415684
>That hairstyle with thick eyeliner and a flower
kill me mates that's my fetish
i think i would
>>39415785
Noone can stop the ooze.
>>39424937
yeah except i dont speak slav nigger
>>39419005
I'd dead souls really a good game? I've left gaming and most games bore me, wondering if i should start with this
>>39415774
This pic will always be funny.
>>39415922
GOLD!
>>39415922
O lost, and by the wind grieved, Zyzz, come back again
>>39423312
>do people have no concept of what is actually heavy
It seems like you don't have a concept you dumb mother fucker
In the video he was in the process of deadlifting 400lbs 6x4
https://www.instagram.com/p/BI6Y0ZqgOHa/
At 2016 USAPL Raw Nationals he;
Squats 220kg / 485lbs https://www.instagram.com/p/BLpOgQHgsIj/
Benches 165kg / 364 lbs https://www.instagram.com/p/BLrZ3dMgdsC/
Deadlifts 245kg / 540 lbs
and only weighs 74kgs / 163 lbs
He's the 8th strongest drug tested USAPL/IPF lifter under 74kgs
>His usapl database profile
http://usapl.liftingdatabase.com/lifters-view?id=27448
>530lb deadlift
https://www.instagram.com/p/BLurLVjggfc/
>inb4 bench arch
Here's him benching 350lbs legs up
https://www.instagram.com/p/5aPKUsG9np/
>inb4 sumo cheating
500lb conventional from 34 weeks ago
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDHLA14G9iy/
Fucking sick of seeing fucking stupid dyels thinking they are so clever and smug
>>39423312
100% agreed, I'm 5'10 165, 145 OHP/245 bench/255 front squat for reps, and I hit a double on 405 pull. Still think I'm maybe ottermode no joke, I look small as fuark.
At least girls have makeup to fix their body dysmorphia.
>>39418574
WHAT IS THIS A PICTURE FOR ANTS!!!
>>39426351
>At least girls have makeup to fix their body dysmorphia
Make-up doesn't fix it. It's always about body image and you can't fix being fat, anorexic or bulimic with make-up.
>>39423312
>Me and another kid in high school were both fat fucks
>Never see other kid again
>One day hear from other friend that "he's a mountain of muscle now"
>find his Facebook
>pictures of him in amateur PL competitions sumo deadlifting lmao4pl8
>comments for days about how stronk he is and how big his muscles are
>I look like amorphous shit and can regular DL the same weight
>I don't do competitions
>still get compliments on not being a massive fat fuck anymore but no one calls me mountain man
H-hold me
>>39426166
dark* souls is a good ass game but it's quite difficult
might be too hard for you if it's your first in a minute
>patient was observed putting discs on a steel bar and touching his chest 5 times with it, while laying on a bench.
>after this, he keeps adding more discs and repeats the procedure.
>he then tries to sit on an imaginary chair, with the bar resting on his shoulders.
>again, adding more discs and repeating exactly 5 times.
>finally he performed, what he calls the "death", where he lifts the bar off the floor and shouts "light weight baby" even though he has close to two hundred pounds on it.
>after the session, he had forgotten something from his bag and kept nerveously repeating "four scoops c'mon" while asking the staff for milk.
>in the interview, he lists the above described activity as a hobby, and refers to it as making "it".
>other intrests are "asian basket weaving forums" and counting calories.
>fixation with numbers and abbreviations continue with "natty 165 12% tfw 5'10 7/10" written in the describe yourself- section and "405dl and THICC qt 3,14 gf" as life goals.
>in the rorschach test, "Scooby", "Rippletits", and "Manlet" appears frequently.
>often mentiones leaving humanity behind, but offers no explanation other than telling he wants to be rich and play the piano.
>seems attracted to the male body, but when confronted, he stutters and denies homosexuality.
>instead, states not having masturbated in four weeks to increase, presumably, some test scores.
>my diagnosis is severe autism and paranoia.
>>39427242
>>39427242
10/10
>>39427242
holy mother
>>39427242
9/11 would read agian
>>39426342
Damn this nigga go to my school
>>39427242
Fucking kek
>>39427242
saving this: this was gold thank you very much ayyynon!
>>39418559
Mine too
>>39427242
>be rich and play the piano
>>39428464
jesus christ that is interesting
>>39428464
WTF is going on here?!?!?!
I think that this collage is either photoshopped or from an alternate reality.
>>39419527
> he savages her
> tricks her into thinking he's gonna take her out again
> savage x2
WHO CAN STOP THIS MADMAN
>>39429093
Are you serious? Because if you are, it would go a long way to explaining any problems you may have with picking up sloots. Bottom line: Girls are horny bitches, just as eager to add high-quality marks to their bedposts as we are. The guy in that collage shows them a handsome face and an aloof, "I don't care what you think of me" attitude. Offer them casual, judgment-free sex on top of this and they're getting the best deal they can ask for.
>>39421249
>>39421045
I've read that story 100 times and never realized the guy was squatting
>>39429274
>WHO CAN STOP THIS MADMAN
A sauna
>>39427242
Kekkes
>>39415693
underrated
>>39427242
Fucking hell 10/10
>>39427242
actually laughing in real life
best OC I've seen since early 2015 when Piano became a meme
>>39429495
Heh
>>39427242
Damn... too true to life. 11/10 would read again.
>>39429495
DELETE THIS
for posterity
anyone have that guy who posted a selfie and then someone else found the phones dimensions and "determined" he was like 4 feet tall lol?
>>39427242
>>39415675
>/lgbt/ meets /fit/
>>39415693
I don't get it.
>>39427242
>>39419020
Kek
>>39427242
>often mentiones leaving humanity behind, but offers no explanation other than telling he wants to be rich and play the piano.
I'm dying
>>39428464
Holy christ. I'm saving this for motivation.
>>39431407
It's literally 100% face in that pic. This is motivation to get cosmetic surgery.
>>39431552
I'm already p cute imo. Facial gains would make me a 7 easily.
>>39430579
Lurk more
>>39427242
>>39427242
add me to the screencap
>>39416526
Metricfag here. This is actually really convenient. 1L of water equals exactly 1kg, so it's super easy to know how much you're lifting.
>>39429446
Wtf are you me? After all this years I only got the joke now
>>39430579
Newfag
>>39415693
took me a few hours but I got it
>>39427242
> making "it"
hearty chuckle m8
>>39432418
"It" seems to be an abstract social concept with no clearly defined objective standard, the creation of which is continuous. It is unclear how long completion of "it" will take, though a few mystical beings spoken of by subject seem to have obtained "it". These include Scoobs, a jumble of letters known as ZYZZ and a few others unknown to anyone but the subject. Possibly they are psychological hallucinations created by subject as a means of companionship to comfort subject from a life majorally consisting of solitude.
>>39427242
>>finally he performed, what he calls the "death", where he lifts the bar off the floor and shouts "light weight baby" even though he has close to two hundred pounds on it.
>close to two hundred pounds
underrated detal
>>39429495
DELETE THIS POST
>>39432263
Can you please explain
>>39427242
>>39432777
Trips
Leave humanity behind
>>39424957
HIGH TEST
Captcha: BROMO Reception
>>39415712
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>39427242
>he stutters and denies homosexuality
DIED
>>39427242
5/5 breddy good
>>39427242
here ya go
>>39429443
I am completely serious. I have always seen it as the other way around: that girls are the ones who are aloof and have the "I don't care what you think of me" attitude.
>>39424991
this always gets me, severely underrated.
oc
>>39433915
based as fuck, and based as fuck BN for actually doing it.
also, fuck you ya kangaroo rootin drongo, go fuck ya emu up the clakcer.
>>39415675
>>39415922
>more properly
everytime
Best YLYL thread in weeks.
>>39418949
This is fucking hilarious.
>>39427242
I've been here for 5 damned years and I don't get the piano part. kmn
>>39427242
this isn't that funny
>>39435044
The patient said he wants to be like Rich Piana and the docotr thought the wants to be rich and play the piano.
>>39427242
>>39424982
ELL EMM AYY OOH
Yall know this is true ;) them calf raises will getcha
>>39415693
Mirin the little mk2 golf in the pic on the right
>>39435393
What's a girlfriend?
>>39435130
Are you the patient?
>>39435393
I don't get this one, can someone explain please
>>39418559
I'm guessing you'd also need to be on some sort of re-feeding program after this too, cause solid food would end up killing you after starving yourself for 3 weeks.
>>39435393
what? hack squatting shirtless?
>>39418949
>>39421312
This is exactly what was playing in my head while I watched this.
>>39435393
highbar faggot
>>39434625
>Planet Fitness Assault-Tactical Security Operatives
>P FATSO
>>39433915
I'm definitely going to remember this for next time I order protein.
>>39427242
>he wants to be rich and play the piano.
oh my god. thank you.
>>39430579
Someone should tell you.
5%
Leaving humanity behind
>8scoops
>8hours
>c'mon
>>39427242
Screencap pls
>>39429495
Keep fightin' the good fight.
>>39431824
Two retarded peas in a pod m8
>>39435044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7ZK7OkfeXA
>>39415712
F
A classic
>>39415922
Holy shit this was funny. Kek'd at black veil brides
>>39438271
>not even two weeks ago
>a classic
>>39438402
I haven't heard that name in a while
>>39438581
>burger in charge of numbers
>>39427242
tfw its all true
>>39438643
that's exactly why it's so funny
if something's funny and also completely true, it's much more funny
NO LUNKING
>>39427242
>>39428464
>bad credit score
Kek
>>39427242
Welcome to the pantheon
>>39429446
What. The. Fuck. I am ashamed to admit the same.
>>39437717
Asylum Demon mode
>>39437590
this is fucking gold, you made my day anon
>>39423312
You can be strong among normies or you can be average among /fit/izens. The choice is yours.
>>39430124
>LMAO1JAP
ok you got me
>>39435130
You're wrong, it's not funny at all. Throwing a bunch of memes and references in a fake story is never amusing yet /fit/ always goes apeshit over it.
>>39422052
>>39416519
>not including pre madonnas
>>39427242
FUARRRKKK
>>39427242
>in the rorschach test, "Scooby", "Rippletits", and "Manlet" appears frequently
mfw
>>39435044
bullshit. no one is here for five years and doesn't know who Rich Piana is.
>>39419539
I gotchu famalam
>>39423312
>WOAH WOAH ROID RAGE TAKE YOUR TREN AND CALM DOWN
>>39433915
>type in cringy /fit/ meme in requests box
>screenshot it and then delete it
>receive package
>print off picture of rich piana on personal computer
>open box
>put picture in box
>take picture
it's seriously top shelf cringe and autism, anybody who enjoys this is a straight newfag retard
>>39441966
>Triggered over a joke
Who is the autisms?
>>39423312
>this is the shit DYELs actually believe
>>39423312
>guy reps out half a pl8 over your 1rm like it's nothing
>fast, clean reps so pretty you could fuck them
>better call him weak to feel better about yourself
This is why you're never going to make it.
>>39437717
But it says explicitly that that will get you stronger and NOT thinner. He got what he asked for.
>>39441966
>>39415922
it's funny because black veil brides were still relevant when he was alive.
>>39437027
>50 scoops to Gryffindor
>Goblet of gains
>Pack your scoops Harry and let's leave, C'MON
This picture is the gift that keeps on giving
>>39435827
he means gf
>>39427242
all this samefag
>>39441966
The picture is real you fucking retard lmao
>>39427242
Please include me in the screencap
>>39437554
oh god I remember this thread
i felt so bad for him
>>39419346
wow
>>39439090
>planet fitness
>>39435393
how the fuck does this happen, don't you rest the bar on your traps? I'm not even big, barely squat 2 pl8 and I do this.
>>39437027
Top fucking kek
>>39415712
FFFFFFFFFFFF
>>39427242
legendary
>>39423312
>1pl8 OHP
>2pl8 Bench
>on roids
You cannot be serious, I'm natty lifting for a year and I outlift that easily
Good o'l fit humour
>>39419005
This is actually beautiful
>>39418746
>I'm probably more stable that the chair you're sitting on right now
every time
>>39415922
I'd forgotten all about this shit, good times
>>39438613
I remember the thread anon, whoever took the screenshot is a yank and it was a fortnight ago
>>39445280
"Low body fat" could also be defined as "near zero bodyfat" so I don't know what joke you're trying to make. Also
>9GAG TV
>>39438271
is it this easy for you faggots to take the bait
>>39442146
>3.5 pl8 being my 1 rep max
is that what i said faggot?
>>39415785
I dont get it. I think peanut butter is absolutely disgusting. How do you down that shit at such quantities?
>>39416532
I was reading the bench line multiple times till I noticed that it isnt a gym bench
>>39422565
top lel
>>39421312
>>39436560
it was in the original https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQUva8Oymik
>>39427242
>>39438271
Let's do the math.
So OP has 1 Kg of Osmium and wants it to weigh 30 lbs. In order to achieve this we have to convert both of these numbers into a force using the simple equation: F=m*a, and the gravitational pull of earth, g=9.81 m/s2 .
so F=1Kg*9.81m/s2 = 9.81N
So on earth 1Kg of Osmium will exert a force of 9.81N towards the center of earth. Now if you put that on a scale it would show you 1Kg or 2.205 lbs (1 lb= 0.4536 Kg), easy right?
Now we need to calculate the force of 30 lbs pushing down on our scale. Using the conversion given above we get another simple equation:
F= 30lbs * 0.4536 * 9.81 m/s2 = 133.495 N
Modifying our first equation a little we now can calculate the gravitational pull needed, so that our scale shows a "weight" of 30lbs:
133.495N = 1Kg * a ==> 133.495N : 1Kg = a = 133.495 m/s2 |obviously, duhh
If we divide this number by g=9.81 we get the needed acceleration in g to get a scale showing 30 lbs, putting 1Kg of osmium(or anything else for that matter) on there:
133.495 m/s2 : 9.81 m/s2 = 13.608 g
>>39448802
Now we have to find a situation in which mass would experinece this gravitational pull. For reference astronauts will experience something between 3 and 4 g during the start of a rocket, rollercoasters might let you experience up to 6g for a short period of time and 6 or more g for a prolonged period of time will usually cause you to lose consciousness and die.
There's no place on earth where you'd constantly experience this, except from moving in small circles really really fast, so let's look at our solar system but before let's see how fast OP would have to run in a circle:
The equation for this looks quite simple: F = m * v2 / r We still need to make some assumptions about OP. As he's a /fit/izen we could assume that he's a nice runner and can reach a speed of 36 Km/h (No he can't, not running in a small circle that is, but let's just work with that). Lucky me, 36 Km/h is 10 m/s, now let' say OP is running around his mom, who has a diameter of 5 meter. So in order to not hit her with his head he'd have to run in a 10m circle(r=5).
Putting this in our equation using the mass of OPs Osmium weights we get:
>>39448808
F = 1Kg * (10 m/s2 )2 : 5 = 20 N
That's still far from our goal of 133.495 N. Modifying our equation we can calculate the speed needed:
v= [sqrt(F)sqrt(r)]/sqrt(m) ==> sqrt[(133,495)sqrt(5)]/ 1 = 25.83 m/s
So OP would have to run in a circle around his mom going 93 Km/h holding a scale with 1 Kg Osmium on top. Needless to say Op wouldn't survive that as he'd experience the 13.608g we calculated before.
Now back to the solar system. We can easily look at the gravitational pull of planets around us.
Planet Pull Pull in g
Mercury 3.70 m/s2 0.38g
Venus 8.87 m/s2 0.9g
Earth 9.81 m/s2 1g
Mars 3.69 m/s2 0.37g
Jupiter 24.79 m/s2 2.53g
Saturn 10.44 m/s2 1.06g
Uranus 8.87 m/s2 0.9g
Neptune 11.15 m/s2 1.13g
Hmm too bad those damn planets made of gas get less dense. So we might have to look at something else. what about the sun?
Sun: 274 m/s2 = 27.93g
>>39448818
Hmm that's roughly the double of what we need. So we have to look for small stars becaus planets made from gas become less dense.
The next star I'd think of would be Alpha Centauri A with a gravitational pull of 202 m/s2 = 20.6g and further out I have can't even find accurate data on mass and size of stars in order to calculate their gravitational pull.
I'm sorry, I give up.
In conclusion OP will never be able to measure the weight of 1Kg Osmium at 30lbs, not because it's hard but because OP is a fuckwit. And although possible OP could not directly witness it due to the fact that he'd be dead.
If anyone finds a star on whichs surface OP could measure this while sublimating please respond, I'm curious
>>39448829
>>39438271
This proves he is right sorry
fuck you
>>39415712
F
Dubs
>>39426384
It's over 4000 pixels you mong, open the image instead of the thumbnail
>>39427242
top fucking kek, absolute win
>>39427242
>>39427242
>>39428464
>Jess hooking him up with her father
fucking kek, I like this girl
>>39435393
I don't even know what body part I'm looking at
>>39418854
God i love /fit/X/fa/, anyone got more?
>>39419346
This is actually kinda cute
>>39432468
>Much like the Hebrew name of God YHVH, it's unclear exactly how the holy name ZYZZ is meant to be pronounced, if at all.
>>39451636
Kek
>>39422052
Never seen this before. Absolutely hilarious. I want a kid for dumb shit like this.
I'm so lonely
>>39451165
>>39415712
fffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
>>39446648
He competes and gets pussy while you're weak, look like shit and probably have shit form too. Deal with it faggot.
>>39451758
holy fuck sauce on whoever did this?
>>39419020
that was a great thread
>>39419509
>tfw you know the original version
Pretty sure that all the austists would sperg
[spoiler] even if its not a big deal [/spoiler]
>>39427242
best oc i've ever seen
>>39452663
Not oc
>>39418746
>I want to smear you in green paint and spank you like a disobedient avocado
fucking kek
every time
>>39452663
>a bunch of memes combined into a post
>oc
It's like you morons will lap up anything if the variance is slight.
>this meme is hilarious because he combined it with this meme
>>39427242
>>39426166
honestly I think its one of the greatest games ever made.
dark souls had me at my knees in sadness, pounding my fist in anger, and celebrating with immense ecstasy all within my first playthrough
Honestly a brilliant game
>>39427242
>>39451636
Whoever compiled this sucks.
>>39428464
>hi I want to blow your dad
>lol oh you!
jesus christ if this doesn't motivate you I don't know what will
>>39431718
I know this was posted 2 days ago, but I had to google this and WHAT THE FUCK is this game? Seriously oh dear god in heavens Japan why, why on earth would you make a game called SUPER BRO: SACRED PROTEIN ADVENTURE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAjkYnBEGOk
>>39415774
Fucking golden.
>>39434621
>4chan /fit/ >>8773300 2/4
Holy shit
This is from when we still had an archive
From when "Archive this!" was a thing
Where has time gone?
>>39418559
That is best kek I've had in weeks. Thank you based anon.
>>39427242
STRUCK GOLD
>>39434621
mcdonalds doesnt have mt dew
>>39451636
What the fuck. This is true autism, not 4chan "autism".
>>39427242
I've never seen the birth of a wild copypasta before. Brodin bless you Anon!
>>39415922
cringe
>>39427242
Genious
>>39421312
>>3943656
shiiit that was exactly what i was thinking without even knowing that the song was called Benny Hill song
then i looket it up on youtube and it was the song that was playing in my brain SHEEEESH
this is OC
>>39415785
I wish I could handle that peanut butter, I can hardly bear it.
>>39448802
>>39448808
>>39448818
>m
>kg
I thought Amerifits were going to give up using commie units in Trump's America. Why don't you use foot-pounds like true patriots, or do you hate Freedom?
>>39444119
He's natty, his friends simply joke about him roiding up. >>39444136
>>39437532
You don't say
>>39427242
>where he lifts the bar off the floor and shouts "light weight baby"
ded
>>39427242
I saw this shit on r/4chan yesterday
>>39427242
>>39446331
this is /fit/. Meatheads are that stupid
>>39454516
how is this in any way /fit/ related?
>>39415774
let's assume http://modernfarmer.com/2016/10/egg-prices/ that this is true
>one dozen of eggs for $1.46
>a dozen is 12
>13140 eggs a year
>1095 dozens of eggs a year
>this guy would be spending around $1,600 a year JUST ON EGGS
>>39455319
for only 1600 a year he stayed alive and got swole
>>39423312
I think it might be more than 3 plate. Red usually signifies 25kg, while 1 plate is only 20. If I'm correct, that's 25x6+20=170kg, only 10 kilos (22,5lb) from 4 plates.
>>39455347
well, since many people on /fit/ spend more than $100 a month on food, this doesn't seem that bad actually
>>39438271
>50 people get baited by the stupidest bait in the book
Ok, that's genuinely funny
>>39437777
lads
>>39427242
holy screencap
>>39433915
>Go to their website
>Almost as expensive as optimum nutrition
>I can get 4kg of whey for half the price
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>active 2 hours ago
>>39427242
fucking kek