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>tfw been living on literally nothing but eggs and mushrooms

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>tfw been living on literally nothing but eggs and mushrooms for the past 4 months

How near to death am I?
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>>39415063
>past 4 months

well, if you're alive this long...
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ditch the mush and just go for the shrooms bruh
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every breath brings you closer to death
what you eat is irrelevant
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>>39415063
>good
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>>39415095
you must be fun at parties
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>>39415063
how bad has it made you smell?
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>>39415223
What? I smell fine
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>>39415252
bet you stink of eggs and don't even realize
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>>39415264
But I need my protein, I can't eat only mushrooms
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>>39415312
what state do you live in? If you have an HEB go get some chicken leg quarters, it's like .77 a pound where I live and it's already seasoned.
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>the girl Wants to fuck
>the stop at the gas stations grab some Beers
>tfw take her to the bone spot
>the start making out
>the clothes come off
>tfw put rubber on and get ontop
>the start fucking her
>tfw smell the nastiest fish smell ever
>the dick dies instantly
>the lay there and tell her it's cause I've never fucked in the back of my truck Before
Spoiler I always bone back there
>tell her we'll hang out tomorrow and try aging
>she starts sucking me off trying to get me hard again
>mood killed dick went turtle mode and retreated inside tell her it's okay we'll do it again Tomorrow
>drop her off go to the nearest Walmart and not but baby wipes to clean my dick and get that nasty smell off
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