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Ask the Son of Zeus anything
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>>39414859
am i gonna make it
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>>39414859
will I ever get control over my stress eating, especially as finals approach?
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>>39414859
Why did your brother kill you zyzz?
I love you.. no homo
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>>39414859
should I poo in the loo
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>>39414859
am i gonna make it bruh?
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>>39414859
Should I marry my girlfriend?
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>>39414959
He said no. Its a trap
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If I start lifting will I make it?
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>>39414859
If I carry on my path... will I make it?>>39414859
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>>39414859
should I fall in love?
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>>39414999
OH SHIT BREH, WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT
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Am I gonna make it next year?
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time to cut huh?
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>>39414999
BRUH WE ARE ALL MAKING IT
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Will i make it brah
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>>39415016
so yes?
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>>39415026
man fuck you
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Should I lift now or later this evening
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will she be my gf?
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>>39414859

Two questions asked separately.

Will I get my girlfriend (male) back?
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>>39414859

2nd question.

Does the petite personal trainer want my dick?
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Will I ever forget her and finally be able to move on?
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>>39415100
>>39415133
You're about to fucking make it like a mad cunt you sick bastard
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>>39414859
Should I start becoming a normie?
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>>39415144
WE'RE ALL GONNA FUCKIN MAKE IT
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>>39414859

Am I gonna make it?
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>>39415151
One does not simply become a normie..
Unless you are reletively lean. In that case, just put on some mall clothes. Done
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>>39414859
Will I be shredded in time for Summer?
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Should I keep cutting until January and then start bulking?
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>>39414859
Am I gonna make it?
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>>39414859
Zyzz, do you think my life will be good within the next month?
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>>39414859
Will I hit 80kg 4*10 before the year ends?
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>>39414859
>>39416191
Nice! And will I be shredded by May?
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>>39416195
Now? Will I be shredded by May?
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Will I be ready for summer?
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>>39414859
will I make it zyzzmeister?
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im gonna make it this time brah?
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>>39414859
Should I focus on lifting instead of study bras?
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>>39414859
Does she like me?
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Go for e?
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>>39414859
will i make it
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Join army?
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>>39414859
Will I make it next year?
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Are we all gonna make it?
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>>39417389
g-guess not
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>>39414859
roll
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>>39414859
Should I ask her out
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>>39417412
B-because she's not worthy right? T-thanks Zyzz
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>>39417421
Zyzz confirms it by rolling a 1. We'recommend all gunnar make it mates
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Should I stay natty
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>>39414859
Have I been mired today
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Are girls mirin me
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>>39417615
Im asking now zyzz
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>>39414859
i am not going to make it, am i?
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Will the short haired qt be my gf?
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>>39414859
Should i date my qt coworker?
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Zyzz will I succede in life?
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Why?
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>>39414859
Will I squat 6pl8 with a 6pack natty?
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But how can you tell me not to be sad if I will not succede in my life?
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>>39417684
u just got rekt boi
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>>39414859
Should I pursue powerlifting over bodybuilding?
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>>39414859
roll
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>>39417800
Thanks, brah
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>>39414859
Should I work out today?
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Will I ever get aesthetic?
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>>39417808
Thx zyzz brah
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am I wasting time with grill
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>>39414859
Should I stay with her?
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>>39417847
Dude if have have to ask that, you already know the answer
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Zyzz was a shallow narcissistic cunt who only lifted to impress other shallow narcissistic cunts and he ended up dying because he cheated.
Plus he was a gay stripper.
Talk about compromising values.
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>>39414859

Fuck everyone but me and also dat one fine milf?

Also will I look good at yuleball
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>>39417872
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>>39414859
is she the one?
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>>39414859
Will I bang her this weekend
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>>39417895
asking later
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>>39417905
asking again
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Am i gonna make it?
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>>39417999
We're all gonna make it :)
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Will I get laid.
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Will I become chad
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>>39414859
Will I make it, also will I pass this fucking stupid fucking class.
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>>39414859
will i stay with my current gf
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>>39414859
Zyzz, will I ever have a popular youtube channel
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will I transcend making it and realize I was it all along?
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>>39414859
will i ever make it?
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>>39414859
should I do no fap?
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Will I ever be the defender of Gotham
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Should I do it?
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>>39414859
nofap
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>>39414859
am I going to die within the next 10 years?
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>>39414859
Should I ask her out?
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>>39414859
am I going to get a job?
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will i get my grill back?
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Are we all gonna make it?
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>>39418662
Am I gonna make it?
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>>39414859
will i make it brah?
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>>39414859
Will I make it bro
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>>39414859
Will I ever have a six Pack ?
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>>39414859
Is my gf drunk as fuck at Friday ?
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>>39414859will i be drunk at Friday ?
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>>39414859
WIll I always be lonely?
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>>39414859
Is Clara going to be a teacher ?
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>>39414859
Is Lucy going to be a teacher ?
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>>39414859
will i make it zyzzgod? ;_;
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Should I fuck her the next time we meet?
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am i going to make it before i die?
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>>39414999
Shiiiiit
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>>39419304
But does she loves me ?
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>>39414859
Are you still dead?
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>>39414897
Lol that's exactly how zyzz would respond
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>>39419290
AHAHAHAHHHAAAAA. See you in 90 pushups anon.
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>>39414859
Should i do it Zyzz?
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Will I get laid this year breh?
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will I ever deadift 700lb+?
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How much cack did you take to get the glory buns
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>>39414859
is 800mg of mast too much to add to my cycle all at once?
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Am I gonna make it next year, brah?
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Should I keep bulking?
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>>39414859
Should I use a pineapple as a dildo for my tight asshole?
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>>39420484
I'll take that as a yes.
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>>39414859
is it time?
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zyzz dude are you okay in heaven
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>>39414859

You told me to ask again later

Honest to god brah will I get 5+ milfs in the next months
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>>39414859
will I get a qt bf this year?
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>>39414859
Will she b my gf?
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>>39414859
Will it happen?
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>>39420524
But I am sad I need a qt gf and I need it to be her. Will she be the one?
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>>39414859
Hey Zyzz, wanna go to the sauna with me?
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>>39414999
OH SHIT NIGGER
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>>39414859
Will I hit my goal by my birthday?
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Will people who worship you ever stop being cringy skinny retards?
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>>39420706
I will go lift but I want you to answer my question. Reroll.
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Zyzz will my tendonitis clear up soon?
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>>39414859
Will she ever say yes?
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Should I go out and pull again this Saturday?
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>>39420716
>>39420706
Listen, you nigger, I already told you I was gonna go lift now answer my question. Reroll
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>>39420729
Th...That doesn’t answer my question...
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Gimme a straight answer Brah.
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will i get skinny before the year ends?
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>>39420739
Zyzz please! Answer me!
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>>39420743
Jesus Christ give me a straight answer
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>>39420729
>>39420739
>>39420749
O-Okay...thanks I guess...
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>>39414859
>>>39420716
>>>39420706
No I am not mirin. Stop evading my question you stupid fucking sand nigger looking piece of shit. Reroll
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am i gonna make it?
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>>39414859
Should I kill myself?
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>>39420752
Fuck you, the Unicorn was more encouraging. I'll do whatever the fuck I want, Skelly fuck
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C'mon, you know what I want to hear
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>>39420760
IM NOT DOING PUSHUPS YOU NIGGER JUST ANSWER MY MOTHER FUCKING QUESTION.REROLL
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>>39420789
You know what zyzz. Eat shit. I'm glad you're dead.
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>>39414859
will i ever be with her?
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>>39414859
We all gonna make it sauna or later.
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>>39420807
Damn he even got you on the way out.
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>>39414859
Does that short haired Asian girl like me?
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>>39420887
Is that a yes?
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>>39414859
I felt like i was gonna make it but the last few weeks I became a sad cunt again. Will I become a sick cunt in 2017?
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>>39414859
Am i gonna get a chance with her?
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>>39420825
Too soon.
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>>39414859
Should I lift?
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will she ever like talking to me?
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>>39414859

Yes brah
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>>39420988
God bless you Zyzz.
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>>39414859

Will I get my job?
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Should i do that thing next year
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will i be fit after after this year?
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Am i gonna make it?
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Should I get a haircut right now?
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>>39421253

Zyzz pls, should I get a haircut right now? The barbers still open but I'm feeling depressed today.
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>>39414859
will i ever be content zyzz
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should i make another chicken sandwich?
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Should I pull my self out of this rut and actually lift hard and not eat junk food?
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will i gain 15kg on my next 12 week cycle?
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>>39414859
Will it get better?
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will my next cycle be a success?
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Zyzz will I get 3 plate atg squat for one rep by December?
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>>39414859
Will she message back?
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>>39414859
Should I start lifting again or is Muay Thai and BJJ enough?
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>>39414859
Should I be with her?
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>>39414859
ayye zyzz should I keep my hopes up for Kat?
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>>39414859

I'm having a rough time this week will it be ok?
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>>39421641
>>39414859
Will do zyzz, gonna keep lifting and bettering myself and I'll make it someday
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>>39414999
We're all gonna make it :')
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Fin or nah?
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wasting time with Grill?
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>>39414859
Am I going to bang hella QTs when I leave for uni?
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thank you Lord Zyzz. Is dopamine-resetting the path to the brighter future?
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Cut?
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Will I ever get shredded and have a qt3.14 gf?
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>>39414859 milica
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are Natalie and i gonna work out, zyzz master of gainz?
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Will I kill myself within the next week?
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Will I get succ by the end of the year?
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>>39414859
Am I going to make it?
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What should I do zyzz?
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>>39414859
Is it okay that I do cardio after I lift?
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>>39414999
We're all going to make it :')
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>>39414859
Am I gonna make it?
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>>39414859
should i fap tonight?
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>>39414859
reroll
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>>39414859
am i gonna fuck that qt i have my mind on?
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>>39422310
reroll cunt
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>>39414859
obligatory
am i going to make it?
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will i
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>>39422372
fuck
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>>39414859
Any hope of staying friends?
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>>39414859
am i eventually gone do them grills?
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>>39414859
am I gonna get her number
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>>39414859
will i ever get a gf
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>>39414859
Is the first sip of Monster Energy â„¢ Zero Ultra â„¢ the best sip?
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>>39422440
o-oh
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>>39414999
Witnessed
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>>39414859
Am I gonna get with her
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should i ask my ex gf for all of my shit back tomorrow
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>>39414859
am i gonna get good grades and muscles this year
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>>39422609
also is going to the gym at 8;30pm a good idea?
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I feel like such a sad cunt asking the brother of Heracles this but, does she want more from me?
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Zyzz u beatiful kunt, will i ever find a way to balance uni-work and going to the gym. Im stressing
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>>39414859
Am I gonna make it brah?
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>>39414859
Will lifting ever make me happy...?
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>>39414859
Brah, if I put my mind to it, will I get a legit 6 pack this season?
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>>39422830
Nah I just got off practive bruv, now reroll
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Will I win her over?
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>>39422845
Now IS later m8, what r u a fkn pussi? Reroll faggot
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>>39422854
Does she like me?
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>>39414859
Am I built?
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>>39414859
Does the stewardess wanna bang me?
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>>39414859
Tell me the truth Zyzz
Should I start nofap?
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>>39422996
Ok I'm lifting right now but I'll masterbate like twice a week
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>>39414859
does that slut still want my d
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>>39414859

Will starting to deadlift really help my lower back not be a piece of shit in the future?
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>>39414859

Does katie want to suck me
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will i have a wife
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Does Erin like me
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>>39414859
Will i make it
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I my turn for aesthetics close?
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>>39414859
will i be a rich and famous musician?
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>>39414859
Will I get into Columbia this application term?
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will i ever get married
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>>39414859
will i fuck that girl
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>>39414859
Should make out with her on thursday?
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>>39414859
does that girl want my babies
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am i going to make it and get my waifu
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>>39414859
am i gna make it
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am i getting laid tonight
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Will the entire prophecy be fulfilled?
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Is something extremely good going to happen tomorrow?
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Will I ever learn to love again?
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Am i ever gonna make it?
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>>39414859
Will I win?
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>>39414859
should i still talk to her
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>>39424093
I'll stop being a sad cunt.

Will I win?
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>>39414859
Will I get to 200 by 2018?
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Will I ever be rid of this curse that I've tried to shake for over a year?

And will I make it?
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>>39414859
Just ordered dnp should I take It after my birthday
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>>39414859

Should I just end it all?
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>>39414859
Will tomorrow be an epic victory for me?
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>>39414859
Is she worthy of my time and energy?
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should i keep chasing my oneitis?
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Will I finally start looking like a sick cunt soon?
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>>39424154
haha perfect.

we're all gonna make it bruh
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>>39414859
Keep cutting till Dec?
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>>39424176
b-but i lift 7 days a week.
Should I keep cutting through till Decemburr?
or already too lean
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>>39414859
will i ever get out of this fucking depression and over that fucking girl and become handsome and swole?
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>>39424188
FUCK YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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>>39414859
amigunnamakitbrah
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zyzz is a fucking fag who died in a sauna fucking ladyboys

inb4 3
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Will he finally ask on the trip?
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AM I GONNA MAKE IT BROTHER
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will i finally get >gf
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>>39424382
Fuck you zyzz I'm gonna make it anyway cunt
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>>39414859
Should I pull a Taz-Mania and tornado piss in front of my crush?
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am I gonna make it Lord Zyzz?
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will lifting make me attractive like Chad
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>>39414859
Is something extremely good going to happen today?
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Am I cucking my best friend if his gf wants me to train with her?
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>>39424644
You're gonna make it

Will I ever talk to her again?
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>>39424710
Ok I did 10 pushups. How about now?
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>>39424717
I'm forever mirin'. So will I ever talk to her again?
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>>39424727
I already said yes, Zyzz. Pls stop trolling me.

What's the answer?
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>>39424731
Thank you, Zyzz. I'll remember that.

I'll see you on the other side.
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>>39414859
will my chest ever stop looking like shit
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is it?
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sec
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>>39414859
Will I be shredded by Christmas
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>>39414859
do i use an eca stack to get to the summer super lean?
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Am I still on my way to making it?
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am i gon do ot
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Bekomme ich dieses Jahr noch eine Freundin?
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Will the Girls be mirin this year?
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>>39414859
will i ever find the motivation and actually be nice and aesthetic
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>>39414859
should i get gf?
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>>39414859
Will they like my prototype?
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Should i stop being a sad cunt?
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Est-ce que je dois me trouver une copine ?
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>>39414859
Am i gonna make it?
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>>39414859
Will I lose my love handles and become A E S T H E T I C ?
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>>39414859
Should i fuck that 6/10 tinder sloot
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>>39425695
How about now?
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>>39414859
Will the job interview next Thursday be better?
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Should I keep trying or move on?
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Should I cheat on my GF?
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>>39414859
Does she give a fuck
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>>39414859
Should I begin cutting?
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>>39414859
What should I tell my brother the next time we work out?
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>>39425992
thank u zeez brah
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>>39414999
damn brah, you the best
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>>39414859
Will I get the job in Nördlingen?
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should i stick with boxing or become gohan
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>>39414859
Will she make me happy?
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>>39426085
reroll
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>>39426095
GOD DAMMIT

wait does this count as dubs?
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>>39414859
u mad brah?
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Mirin?
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>>39414859
will my friend come back with his ex?
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>>39414859
am i gonna make it?
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>>39427099
me?
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