Golden Shits / Phantom Wipes

I just don't wipe my ass when I shit. Problem solved.
>a bloo bloo left over shit on my ass
Man up and deal with it little bitch.

Shitting while in squat helps a lot

>>39412548
do you mean with one of those poop stools?

>>39412572
Yeah. It works great believe me. It also prevents hemorrhoids.

>>39412633
thanks. i will buy one and try it

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>>39412544
Zero carb, zero fiber. Shits are usually one wipe.

>>39412690
had a heart attack just reading that

>>39412547
You man up and deal with it by wiping, anon

>>39412690
I'm sorry you have the retard gene

>>39412706
Saturated fat has no link to cardiovascular disease. Sugar and especially fructose do.

I just drank 2 cups of cranberry juice and shit 3 times in the last hour

>>39412544
If you don't wipe, how do you know that there's no shit there?

>>39412690
What's for breakfast and lunch, fatty?

Kale and beans my man. Need lots of fiber

>>39413843
Nothing. 22/2 intermittent fasting.

You still believe eating fat makes you fat?

>>39413856
You really don't. I haven't eaten fiber in months.

>>39414017
>You still believe eating fat makes you fat?
From the lips to the hips

Quest bars and Quest bar Knockoffs do wonders. I prefer the Costco brand/Kirkland ones

>>39412544
Hey fuck you buddy.
Don't you know that if you get a phantom wipe some poor aussie fellow is gunna get stuck with twice as much?

>>39414491
The only biochemical process to add adipose tissue is through insulin converting glucose into trigs.

Eat a diet that requires virtually no insulin and you will find it difficult to get fat. Otherwise please explain the process by which dietary fat turns into adipose tissue.