you guys know that gym lone wolf?
>that solo guy that never speaks to anyone?
>that lonely guy that despite being always quite is one of the top lifters in the gym?
>that guy that always spergs if someone tries to reach him?
i bet you guys do. Becase you guys are him, just like me.
BUT... i`m gonna make it brahs!!
today gym staff came to me, chat was something like this:
>hey anon
*grunts* to be fair i was in the mid of an exercise
>ahhmmm ok ... look the gym is arranging a tournament-
does it involve cardio?
>a bit
not interested sorry
>but hey it would be fun you and your team could win
*always wanted a lifting bro and to make it out of the lone zone*
u said team?
>yeh, 3 componnent team we will arrange it for you, you just need to show.
>ah btw it will be mixed teams
mixed?
>yeh like you will at least have one girl in your team
*knees weak arms are heavy mom`s spaghetti*
ok i`ll join
THIS IS MY CHANCE /FIT/FUCKS!!
my chance to impress the normies, maybe even join a group, maybe even stop being the powerbeta (beta powerlifter).
P.S.-supposably i`ll be doing a push up competition
that`s it fit just wanted to tell ya that im finnally going to make it
>>39409360
wew lad u do sound autistic as fuck.
Good luck fucker
>>39409360
I legit can't tell if this is a shitpost or not. It's just barely believable enough as something that a genuine autist would say and do.
>>39411009
Kek gl op you glorious sperglord
>>39409360
I hope you make it, anon
>>39411009
This
Also good luck OP.
you sound extremely autistic, but you can do it, good luck, make us proud
reminder that this is the /fit/ anthem, listen to it with pride
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qux9-HOm6eg
>>39409360
>cant talk to grils without staff influence
what is this, r9k?
kek gl on making it anon
>>39409448
this
>>39409360
Nice job bro. I wish I could be in this situation but I'm too autistic and dyel at the gym. Nobody wants to be my lifting bro
>>39409360
>push up competition
start training endurance. i was doing 195lbs for work sets at 155lbs bodyweight and i do maybe 55 push ups in a row. don't really give a shit. i just care about strength.
>>39409360
>yeh like you will at least have one girl in your team
*knees weak arms are heavy mom`s spaghetti*
ok i`ll join
kek'ed, hang in there and gl anon. If there's nobody for you there during your group doing their thing, remember Zyzz and us your /fit/ bros are with you.
>>39409360
Bro this is so me. Today at the end of my workout I felt by body feeling flooded with test and decided to do deadlifts again (did it in the beginning) two girls were next to me and saw them miring in the background. I did 365 for 6 effortlessly and the whole gym was like wtf. A guy comes up to me and was like damn that is impressive then I loaded up 405 and did it for 4 while a fat guy next to me struggled to pull up 365 for 1. Felt good man. I am making it.