>doesn't count barbell locks

>>39408878
Kek'd, here's your (you)

>>39408878
made me post. here is your (you). well played

>doesn't count pants while squatting

>>39408878

>doesn't count food consumed since last bowel movement

>>39408878
>not taking off for how much you sweat in between sets
fucking e-stat fags

>>39408878
>he doesn't count bodyweight when squatting

>>39408878
>He doesnt substract his average poo weight when he hits the scale

>>39408878
>doesn't count the pussy pad

>not counting your dandruff
not gonna make it f@m

>>39408878
>Doesn't count his/her clothes

>he doesnt account for the micro variations in gravity due to the location of the gym on the planet

>he calls them locks instead of clips

>doesn't count the dumbell bar

Never gonna make it.

>he doesn't count the cumstains on his shirt
enjoy being forever dyel

>>39409385
>clips

Those are magazines.

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>>39408897
>>39408891

Wow! Thank you kind strangers!

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>>39409417
kek'd

>>39408878
>doesn't count the increased air pressure when the barbell is at its highest point during bench press

>dosen't account for the skin trapped in the bar knurling or the oxidisation on the bar and weights

>>39409417
lol

>>39408878
>doesn't account for the warm air coming from your body which helps lifting things up because the molecules are further apart

whats the point of removing the rubber from them things?

>doesn't count the location and gravity of the moon

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>>39409615
>He doesn't count the gravitational differences on different locations on earth

>>39409671
is this why people from iceland are so stronk?

>>39409705
theyre pretty much training in a real life version Gokus hyperbolic gravity training chamber

>>39409705
Yeah, and why Indians can fly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVcwNoZdDko

>>39408878
>Not counting the downward winds coming from the ceiling fans

>>39409519

Not sure if bait or actually retarded

>>39409808
Not sure if bait or actually retarded

>>39409417
kekle

>doesn't count dust and water particles inhaled with air

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>he doesnt count the air moisture that gives extra resistance

>He doesn't count the reduced weight of his upper body during squat due to blood rush to the leg muscles

>>39409519
Air pressure goes down as you go up you retard

>doesn't count the fluctutation of gravity when the bar is high vs. when it's low

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>doesn't count feels
n-never g-gonna make it...

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>He doesn't count the extra air resistance from being directly under the AC vent

>He doesn't count the extra weight of the caked on sweat and grime from the bar being used all day

>He doesn't count the weight of the tape being used to hold the old bar together

>>39410232
>He doesn't count the resistance of his clothes

>Doesn't account for gravity changes between elevation of your chest and arm

>Doesn't count the bacteria growth created by the warmth of his hand on the bar

>>39408878

>doesn't count the relativistic decrease of mass

not gonna make it

>>39410343
>He doesn't count the Vitamin D added to his body by sunlight exposure

>he doesn't count the squat plug

>>39408878
>Doesn't count the gravity of the Earth, plus the gravity of the Sun graviting the Earth, plus the gravity of the blackhole in the milkyway galaxy graviting the Sun graviting the Earth

>Doesn't account for the holes in the plates

>Not counting the 21 grams your soul weighs
>Not factoring in the regular gains to your soul mass, as you flex your spirituality and mental awareness on a daily basis

When someone's being a retard, just say their soul's looking a little small.

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>gets haircut
>still counts it

>not accounting for the change of blood pressure

>>39409519
>he doesn't adjust for height about sea level

>>39409705
No because indonesians would be strong as fuck too

>>39412330
Most Indonesians live in Java. The Papua part is full of savages and cannibals