>"...a gallon? A gallon of milk a day?"

>>39408484
y-you too

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>"M-memes?"

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>"You eat how many eggs a day?"

This is my favourite thread on /fit/

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>"You squatted that deep?"

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>Go mad?
>Don't mind if I do! Haha

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>"...FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRR!!!!"

>>39408516
it's already happened several times

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>"look what he wrote on 'last sexually active'"

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:3

>>39408566
want

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>>39408549
> n/a

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>u use whey....you know steroids are illegal right anon? I'm calling the police right now

>>39408566
she will NEVER ask you to workout with her and then get a good dinner afterwards

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>so anon, how many partners have you had?

>>39408611
Only one workout partner, what other type of partner is there?

>You say you're building a wall that's HOW big???

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>>39408617
>tfw still work out with my dad

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>>39408659
>ftw dad is about to spot me but first has to use the bathroom only to never return again.

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>Your knee was hurting everytime you walked so you went for a 13km jog to "run the pain away" ???

>>39408599
>dinner
>before noon
What

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This diet of your's might "fit your macros", but what it doesn't fit is a sustainable healthy lifestyle.

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>"No carbs? Ketosis? That's not healthy"

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>"Anon your BMI is over 25!"

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>y-you did what in the showers, my son?

>>39408797
kek
>be me
>go to hospital for my weekly prostate examination
>new doctor
>checks my card
>hmm according to your BMI, your overweight
>looks at me, then at card
>anyway, pull your pants down

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>"You can't stop eating carbs, don't you know they're the base of the nutritional pyramid?"

>>39408825
you left out the part where he blew you and drank your spunk while writing you up a new prescription for roids.

>>39408856
nah man, he just put his finger muh pooper, but I got no cancer, so it's fine

>>39408865
>weekly
no homo, right?

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>"You squat 150lbs? Stop that right now unless you want to ruin your back!"

>>39408717
Well it doesn't hurt meow so it worked, right?

>>39408526
underrated

>>39408881
nah man,
It's a medical exam so it's ok
no homo

>>39408865
congrats on being cancer-free anon

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>>39408893

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>"Bulking? What's that supposed to mean?"

>>39408659
Thats cool man, whats the problem?
He wont be around forever.

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>"You seem to exercise a lot anon, I bet you get all the girls haha"

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you insert a WHAT PLUGG WHERE while squatting?

>>39408597
Doctors can't call the police unless you're a danger to yourself or others

>>39408917

>>39409075
Thank you Willow

>>39408885
leg press ruins my back more than squatting

>"That first WHAT of the day?"
>"You don't drink those daily, do you?"

>>39409075
Thank you Willow

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>>39408484
>Your penis x-ray looks big

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>>39408484
>No I'm not mirin, sir you have cancer

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>>39409075
Thank you Willow

>>39409075
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>>39408717
I've actually done stuff like this

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>>39409075
Thank you Willow

>>39408659
I'd love to workout with my dad, he never wants to even though he works out 4 times a week

>>39409075
Thank you Willow

>>39409075
Thank You Willow

>>39409075
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>>39409075
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>>39409075
Thank you Willow

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>>39408526
top lel

>>39409075
Thank you Willow

>>39409075
Thank you Willow

>>39408976
Best one yet

>>39408976
lul

>be me before lifting
>Get tired all the time
>Hungry skeleton
>Doc assumed I had aids

>>39409075
Thank you Willow

>>39409075
Thank you Willow

>>39409075
Thank you Willow

>>39408717
Fuck i seriously do this if my back aches.

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>>39409075
Thank you Willow

>>39409075
Thank you Willow

>>39409075
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>>39408493
34

>>39409075

Thank you Willow

>>39409107
That shouldn't cause any back pain if done correctly. Make sure you are flexing your abs each time you lower it. You can relax them at the top of each rep, but make sure you have them flexed while lowering the weight.

>>39409075
thank you willow

>>39409075
Thank you Willow

>>39408526
kek

>>39409107
is your lower back coming off the pad in the compressed position?

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>and lets take a look at your physical forms anon..
>ah! I see you finally wrote something down under hobbies, youre already doing better than last year!
>I cant quite make it out.. vietnamese.. basket weaving i think it is..? anon i didnt know you were so cultured!
>tell me, how did you get into that?

>>39409075
thaank you willow

>>39409075
thank you willow

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>You eat HOW many grams of protein per day??

Milk is terrible for your digestive system, more like a gallon of Cow puss a day. Nothing healthy about milk . Just unhealthy fat and a bit of indigestible protein that causes digestive problems and acne

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>Yes I'm in to fitness. Why?

>>39409075
Thank you willow

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>>39408659
>tfw my dad hates me and would never do something else with me, except for raking the yard.

>>39409075
Thank you Willow.

>>39408825
>weekly prostate examination

Why do you have to be so gay, /fit/ ?
I mean sucking some dick once in a while is okay, but goddamn you're going at it way to hard.

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Doctor: The test results came back. You have AIDS.

Anon: But I said "no homo".

Doctor: I'll run the test again.

>>39410426
When normie moms attempt to make memes. RRRREEEEEEEEE

>>39410336
>Keked

>>39409075
Thank you Willow

Vi

>>39410336
Nice meme

>>39409075
THANK YOU WILLOW

>>39408825
>Weekly prostate exam

Bait?

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>>39410336

Topkek.

>>39410336
I love it when people do this

>>39409075
Thank you Willow

>>39409075
>Thank you Willow

>>39410536
Not if you're homosex, then you get a prostate exam every day

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>>39408484
>>39408493

No offense Doc, but do you even lift?

>>39409161
f-for you

>>39410836
Lifting a gallon of milk per day isn't impressive lol

>>39408797
Me too lel

>>39408493
ALL OF THEM.

>>39409075
Thank you Willow

>>39409075
Thank you willow

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>"You call that a penis?"

>>39410336
>vietnamese.. basket weaving

i thought we where a Bangladeshi Kite testing forum??

>>39408611
Too bad she ruined her body with that nasty ass tattoo

It looks like a burn wound

>>39409075
Thank you Willow

>>39408484
Anybody try that Fairlife filtered milk? I've been drinking that shit like fucking water. My stomach hasn't shut up for 2 weeks.

>>39410114
GASTON?

>>39410998
No, we're a south Indonesian washing machine repair forum

>>39409075
Fuck it
Thank you Willow

>>39408493
3 dozen every morning to help me get large

I was thinking about increasing it to 4 dozen eggs, till I'm roughly the size of a barge

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>>39408549
>unavilable

>>39409075
thank you willow

>>39411198
We're obviously a mongolian shadow-puppet theatre

>>39409075
Thank you willow

>>39409075
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>>39409075
Thank you Willow

>>39411261
Clearly an Indian snake charming forum.

>>39409075
Thank you Willow

>>39411492
Anon pretty sure we're a south American rock collection help line

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>"You say you are...TRYING to gain weight?"

>>39409075
Thank you Willow

>>39409075
Thank you Willow

>>39409075
Thank you, Willow

>>39409075
>actually PR'd squat today

thank you willow

"Hold on, let me put your list of symptomes into a medical search engine that even the public has access too"

"Oh, I will now talk as if I have this knowledge I just read on the computer 5 feet away from you"

"It also lists these drugs that the hospital receives subsidies and bonus's for prescribing, I won't make any effort to find out the root of the problem though."

>>39410536
It's important to take care of your prostate anon

>>39408717
>Implying 90% of the people here could even run a 5k

>>39408885
ahahahahha

>be me at doctors office
>mention i've started lifting weights and doing squats
>"Oh i know how you crazy kids are, putting 70 lbs on your back and thinking it wont catch up to you one day"
>"b-but i just squatted 315 lbs for 5 reps the other day....

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>>39410536

>>39411901
What did he say

>>39409075
Thank you Willow

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>>39409075
Thank you Willow

Thank you Willow

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"Snap City...? I don't think that's a real place, anon."

>>39408485
under fucking rated

>>39408659
I used to .. :(

>>39409075
Thank you Willow

>>39408493
The whole bowl

>>39409075
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>>39409075
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>>39409075
Rip willow

>>39411142
A lot of people are lactose intolerant to some degree and have issues digesting milk.

Thank you Willow

>>39409075
Thank you Willow

>>39409075
ty willow u cunt m8

>>39409075
thank you Willow

>>39409075
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>>39409075
Thank you Willow

>>39409107
yup same here. It fucked my lower back. I keep my back completely flat to the pad and it still hurts.

>>39409075
ty willow :3

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>"You try to 'confuse' the muscles?"

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>"skateboard squats?"
>"Anon you shouldn't be riding a skateboard at your age."

>>39409075
>>39409075
thank you willow

>>39412277
Underrated

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>>39411231

underrated

>>39409075
Thank you Willow

>>39409075

thank you willow

>>39409066
Or if you live in a developed country like the UK where steroid use us perfectly legal.

>>39412924
>the UK where steroid use us perfectly legal.
And hurting feelings online is illegal

>>39408611
One.
Those bruises look new, how's beastiality working out for you?

>>39409075
Thank you willow

>>39409075
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>>39409075
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>>39409075
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>>39410336
I also tell doctors about my korean ping pong fetish forums

>>39409075
Thank you Willow

>>39411492
I joined back when this site was a soviet union wrench industry...

>>39409075
Thank you willow

>>39409075
Thank you Willow

>>39408549
Just now

>>39408611
>caring what this used up thing thinks of me

>>39409075
Thank you Willow

>>39408524
Underrated

>>39409075
Thank you Willow

>>39409075
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>So a Japanese image board told you to do a " starting strength" program in order to obtain a so call qt3.14 gf?

>>39410336
phillipino tax loop-hole evasion forum.

>>39409075
Thank you Willow

>>39408484
>"HOW many scoops?"

>>39409075
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>>39409075
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>>39409075
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>>39410319
Not him, but mine does. More like my butt comes off. My hips shoot out from under me. Idk if I have poor ankle mobility, the placement on the leg press, or the angle I am sitting. I try to leg press as deep as I can too if that means anything.

>>39409075
Thank you Willow

>>39409075
Thank you, Willow

>>39409075
Thank you willow

>>39411231
Nice

>>39411231
Lack of Gaston in beauty and the beast remake is deplorable.

If he's not getting in wrestling matches, juggling eggs, and flexing with ladies sitting on his biceps then what's the point?

>>39409075
Thank you Willow

>>39408976
haha

>>39408484
A gallon? Really? Wow man, I don't know what to say.

Sometimes I forget there are still parts of the world that cling to the Imperial System like Liberia.

>>39409075
Thank you willow

>>39409075
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>>39409075
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>>39409075

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>>39411231
NOOOOO
ONNNEEE

>>39408659
wtf are you talking about dude
You can always get new friends but your dad will die and N E V E R C O M E B A C K

>>39410336
Argentinian roach farm construction forum

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>>39409075
thank you willow

>>39409075
Thank you Willow

>>39409075
Thank you Willow

>>39409075
Thank you Willow

>>39409075
Thank you Willow! You made me rich in RS and in gains

>>39409075
Thank you Willow

>>39408659
>Used to lift weights with dad
>Got older, and he eventually can't lift with me anymore
>"Nah, I can still jog anon"
>"C'mon, one more rep, you can do it!"
>He is now in a hospital bed most of the time
>He still wants to workout with me, but can't
>"You still lifting your weight?"
>"Don't forget to pick up your legs anon, it's important"
>I'll never lift with him again
Spend your time wisely. You don't know when he'll just 'take a small break'.

>>39409075
Thank you Willow

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>>39411909
Ahaha! I see you too are a fan of the television friend Archer good sir! I too enjoy that HILARIOUS show! A tip to you fine gentleman!

>>39409075
Thank you Willow

>>39409075
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>>39409075
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>>39409075
Aw, i remember the Original Thread
I actually gained quite a bit after last time.
Thank you willow.

>>39409075
Thank you Willow

>>39408530
>Literally almost the definition of "meme"

>>39408493
I eat no more than 2 eggs a week because I don't want prostate cancer.

>a whole tub of peanut butter...7 times a day?

>>39409075
Thank you Willow

>>39409075
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>>39409075
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>>39409075
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>>39409075
Thank You Willow

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>You expected a "pump" to feel like WHAT?
>Arnold told you this? Who's Arnold?

>>39409075
Thank you Willow

>>39408976
DELET

I read every one of these in an old man doctor voice out loud and then giggle to myself for a minute

>>39409075
Thank you Willow


u r sew cute mew :3

>>39410417
shut up newfag

>>39409075
Fuck it I'm desperate enough to try...

THANK YOU WILLOW

>>39409075
Thank you Willow

>>39410336
Indian curry enthusiast forum

>>39409075
Thank you willow

>>39410240
thank you willow

>>39408549
"y-yes p-please"

>>39409075
Thank you Willow.

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>>39411999
He said nice trips.

>>39409075
Thank you Willow

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>wait, you squat at the gym? I didn't know they had a designated area for that

>>39408780
SHUT UP NIGGER! I LOST 70 POUNDS WITH IT REEEEEEE

>>39409075
thank you willow

>>39408659
>tfw ex's dad loves going to the gym with me
>tfw can't reply to his messages because trying to cut off connections.

He was like a second dad to me, /fit/. ;-;

>>39409075
Thank you Willow

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>you've been eating... ...explosives?
>no taking no xplode is not 'the no homo of dnp' anon, I'm admitting you urgently

>>39409075
Thank you Willow, let me get a third pr in your name today

>>39409075
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>>39409075
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>>39414087
evading tax loopholes? you'd rather pay full taxes?

>>39409075
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>>39410370
Nice one

>>39409075
Thank you Willow

>>39408625
>mexican_doctor.png

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> I'm a doctor, not an archaeologist.
> Why do you ask?

>>39409075
Thank you Willow

>>39417557
b-because I have large boner for you FUCK i mean large bone for you to examine

>>39409075
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>>39409075
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>>39409075
>Thank you Willow

>>39408526
>tfw too stupid to understand

>>39417600
>tfw should have said orthopaedist

>>39409075
Thank you Willow

>>39410356
300.

>>39409075
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>>39409075
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>>39409075
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>>39409266
I know this feel

>>39409075
Thank you Willow!

>>39409075
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>>39409075
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Thank you Willow

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>>39409075
Wow, never though I'd see this posted again.

That's my cat.

>>39415880
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>>39409075
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>>39409075
Thank you BASED Willow

>>39409075
T-thank you Willow

>>39409075
THANK YOU WILLOW

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>>39409075
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>>39409075
THANK YOU BASED WILLOW

>>39409075
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>>39409075
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>>39408549
Two months ago. Sheeeit.

>>39409075
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>>39409075
>Thank you Willow
I will quit smoking for you and then get myself a qt cat

>>39409075
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>>39409075
Thank you Willow

Somebody please archive it.

>>39409075
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>>39410370
Kek

>>39409075
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>>39409075
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>>39409187
Laughing out loud

>>39409075
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>>39409075
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