Ok, what now /fit/?

>>39406872
"you tryna get the pipe or what?"

>>39406872
I'll definitely go south on you

>>39406914
This, then send her a tongue smiley face.
>bitches love tongue smiley faces.

>>39406872
If you don't know what to say, you can't be helped.

This is what everyone means when they say be yourself. Don't go spouting one liners you saw on 4chan if you have no personality of social skills to handle the response.

TL;DR - Only talk to drunk girls so they don't notice you're such a pussy

>>39406971

Ask her about trump

>>39406949
What the fuck no, a tongue smiley is a sign of being childish and not serious.
Send her a normal wink smiley, it signals playfulness and is smug in the good way

>>39406872
What does her response even mean

>>39406872

If she didn't unmatch that means she's the exact type of person to get smashed in the back of a car, she just learned how to hold off and get a free meal out of it too.

>>39406872
just one up it motherfucker
"is a car to fancy for you?"

>>39407033
Nah man, thats horrendous advice, makes it seem that sexual assault is a joke to you. Send her a sunglasses smiley. Majes you Seem like a gentleman that cares about his looks.

>>39406872

I'll go south on you

Dubs confirms

>>39406872
why would she reply if she wasn't interested OP ask yourself that

I don't understand
you're on tinder just say whatever you want and learn from trial and error. use each match as practice to become the strongest version of yourself

>>39406872
Film yourself doing that ol lickaroo thing with yohr tongue between your pointer and middle fingers. Turn it into a badly compressed .gif and send it to her. Follow it up with "the correct pronunciation for that file extension is jif by the way"

>>39407085
Cringe

>>39407085
THANK YOU ELLIOT HULSE

You can't come out with stuff like that if you aren't really attractive. Yes tinder is full of sluts but they don't want to reveal it so overtly unless they're desperate for you. Get some better pictures done and use humour and wit to reel her in. You're not zyzz.

>>39406872
your only chance now is to pretend you were being ironic, and tell her you're not like the other guys on tinder and if anything you'll be the one in the kitchen.

>>39406872
OP just give her a time and a place and act as if she said yes

>>39407124
>>39407058
These op.

>>39407033

send both - it says that you're a complex and interesting person that can handle serious topics without being a downer

>bitches love complex and interesting people who can handle complex topics while not being a downer

>>39407089
not an argument

>>39407124

yerh if he wants to watch someone else fuck her in his car
op's car, not the other guys

>>39406872

What sort of car do you have?

If it's a Ferrari or rover you still have a chance.

Do ferraris have back seats?

>>39406872
Speaking of down south, ever heard of an Australian kiss?

>*grabs you by the throat*
>back the fuck off ?!?!?!

Whatever you do OP, make sure to send her one of these "xD" at the end of your message
it shows her that you are a mature person, who can let go of his serious sides every now and then.