You're taking a shower at Planet Fitness when this man opens

>>39395029
I know you are but what am I

BAH GAWD THATS STONE COLD THE TEXAS RATTLESNAKE WHAT IS HE DOING HERE AT THE PLANET FITNESS ARENA

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>>39395029
stutter out o-ok then cry a little on the walk home from the gym

Well I am and we both know it. That's why I'm at Planet fucking Fitness. I probably panic because I'm extremely skittish about explosing my fat ass in public and someone just opened the fucking shower and started talking to me, apparently having been following me and planning this. I'll yell at him to get the fuck out, he probably won't given the necessary chain of events and reasoning that would lead to him doing this. At that point I'd probably take a swing at him but it's fucking Steve Austin so we can stop beating around the bush.

I'm getting a locker room party. If I'm lucky he'll warm me up. Probably won't. At least I'm not getting raped by some little bitch like fucking Ed McMahon

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>>39395125

Wow lol

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>>39395029
>james elsworth
SUUPAAKICK

>>39395029

Wonder what Austin 3:16 is doing in the women's locker room, then ask him about the bedpan

>>39395029
Serve him a cup of tea... STONE COLD.

Remove my boof hammer that I hide in my anus and recite Deuteronomy 23:1

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>>39395029
Y.you're right Rick, you're always right.

>>39395029

Is kick his ass because he has a shitty knee

>>39395639
LONDON
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>>39395029
I tell him to FUCK OFF and GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SHOWER, FAGGOT then when he leaves I go back to my goddamned shower, what the fuck did you THINK was going to happen?

Rock bottom this lil botch

>>39395639
>Wonder what Austin 3:16 is doing in the women's locker room
Do you really need to ask?

>>39395029
Shout something like "WHAT THE FUCK GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME BRO"
then if he continues, I'll probably just fight him tbqh

>>39395029

ask him to pass my shoes do I don't cut my feet on broken glass.

>>39395029
play that stupid fucking alarm

>>39397379

CHAD ALERT

>>39395029
Nothing really, I know my role

> Tfw shutting your mouth

>>39395029
call him a pinhead fag and close the curtain

>>39395029
well i would be quite stunned

>>39395125
fbpp

1. try not to cry
2. cry a a lot

>>39395029
People like him are not allowed in Planet Fitness.

NO MEATHEADS! NO INTIMIDATION!

>>39395029
I'll ask him politely if he had lost his glasses. I may be many things but I was never fat.

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>>39395029
This.

check'em

>>39395029
>y-you too

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Tell him "IT"S ME AUSTIN!!! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!!!!!!!"

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>>39395029

This happened to me just this morning anon, weird

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>>39395029
Pretend to mishear him.

Kind of look around, confused, and say, "That's why I'm here. But hey, at least I don't drink shitty beer." Then go back to my shower.

>>39395029
Jokes on you I would never be caught dead in a planet fatness

>>39395029
say "what"

>>39399815
My Fucking Sides!!!

>>39395029
Continue masterbating