/fit/, have you ever been eyephucked/mirin' by a teen?

>>39394144
ey b0ss

she voted for trump, she is alright in my book

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>>39394144
Yes I have, twice, but it was when I was a dyel 18 year old. She was 13.

Second was recently, she's 17 I'm 24.

>>39394198
>she voted for trump
Damn, wish I hadn't deleted my old pictures of her now

>>39394144
Papa Franku teach me about gainz

>>39394144
No I'm 5'8

>>39394285
Always eat your ramen.

>>39394319
Kali muscle in disguise

often.

I'm 36yo, tall, fit and balding (I shave and leave just a little stubble).

daddy issues girls zero-in on me. I get mired by damaged girls every day, but only get approached a couple times a week.

only reason I'm not a virgin is becaue of damaged girls with daddy issues, in fact. only in the last couple months, after I started working out harder and taking whey I've started to get interested from other women.

>>39394198
She always did seem a little braindead. Still hot af though.

>>39394144

only once when i worked at a clothing store.

she and her friend (both blonde and looked 12 to 14) kept stopping by trying to chat asking what i was doing. i tried to ignore them but they kept walking up and down the aisle grinning at me and i just smiled back at them and kept working.

this went on for several minutes.

when they left and i stopped rearranging the fixtures, i got up to turn around and saw the security guy staring at me hard.

we never spoke much to each other after that.

Pretty much exclusively teens. Adult women can sense my internal betaness from a mile away.

Yes but then they said "You have a hot body" (and then she pointed to my face) "but it's up here that's not quite right" :( just to clarify I was also a teen of the same age at the time. I haven't gone out anywhere to be mired in over a year.

>>39395306

>balding
>approached multiple times a week

lol, who do you think you're kidding

>>39395306
>>39395517
>taking whey
The faggot makes it sound like he's on gear.

ah, kiddies. you still think women don't like bald men. lol.

underage girls especially love it.

google "daddy issues", senpai.

>>39394144
Not the real papa franku
Go away imposter

>>39395608
>36 year old bald fuck that says "senpai"

>>39395669
Not him but it's a word filter new friend.

>>39395481
He was jelly.

>>39395694
>36 year old man using any of the words that get filtered

>>39394144
The only women that ever eyefuck me are either jailbait or cougars.

>>39395882
desu senpai

>>39394144
I think I got mired by an old lady once. It was mildly disturbing. Oh, and in high school and college I'd occasionally have girls hit on me, but luckily my autism made me freeze up at the attention as a defense mechanism for my purity. That was when I was skinny though. Now none of that happens anymore haha. Thank God haha, right?

>>39394144

Yes.

Decided to go back to college, I'm 26. There is a 17 year old in an elective I'm taking. She sits next to me, basically forced me to take her phone number and texts/snapchats me often. Tonight she snapped me pictures of her and her family going to disney on ice (I'm not joking). She's one of those tiny hot/cute mousey type girls. She has the personality of a kid but the ass off a model. She's made some innuendo's about sex and I'm 99% sure she wants the dick but I am also thinking she might actually be a virgin. She told me she turns 18 in 2 months.

Should I go for it? Is it wrong? Am I a monster/pervert because I jerked off to thinking about bending her over and making her call me daddy?

I want to go for it. What does /fit/ think?

>>39395608
teenage girls are approaching you multiple times a week, lol

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>work in a High School
>students hit on me once in a while
>play it cool but only because I can't tell if they are messing with me or if it's for real

>>39396034
do it stop bragging

>>39396034
wait 2 months, then do it

for all of us (also pics?)

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>>39395608
I'd approach you.
Not because I have daddy issues, but because you're probably hitman tier

My history tutor is bald, but is pretty built up, I've wanted to ask him to teach me his ways, but not really sure if I should senpai desu ne

>>39396060
No straight man who enjoys his freedom should work in a high school.

>>39394144
Regularly by a chick at my gym but she's fuck ugly...

>>39395886
Lucky you

I had a bunch of 15 year olds sit on my lap at a social event when I was 20 but I was really mean to them. Really drunk and tired. Sad.

When I was in construction a 14yo with the assets of a pornstar mired me hard and offered me cookies. Seductively.

>>39395608
daddy issues don't equal being attracted to fucking baldies, baldie

>>39395306
>taking whey
Holy shit the madman

>>39396034
Do it if you're unattached there is no reason not to.

All the time. I fucked an 18 y.o. a few months back and I'm 30.

Being handsome and fit really is the best.

>hiking popular route in Norway while visiting friends
>hot as fuck, so shirtless
>track busy as fuck, families everywhere
>every single teen girl that walks past literally just stares at my abs

feels good i guess

I just was yesterday. They were bagging groceries for donations for some stupid sports funding and on my way out I could see the Asian one in the reflection of the door staring right at my ass the whole time.

>>39396034
If you live in NY do it now

>>39394144
Retard using google translate detected. Try
不潔なフランク

>>39395487
This as fuck.

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>>39395334
Easy there brah, you don't wanna fuck up sodium macros.

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Teens? Just about every day on public transport.
Women? They're more slick about it.

>>39397824
Hvor?

>>39394299

>>39394299
;_;

>tfw 5'8''
>teenagers (both girls and guys) are taller than me

>>39396108
What if its female only boarding school?

>>39397824
Has nothing to do with the abs

>>39394144 (OP)

Quite often, to be honest. My situation is similar to this guy's >>39395306 , except for the awkwardness part.

32yo, tall, just the right amount of chest hair, pretty decent build. You know those 18, 19 year olds who think they're so fucking smart there's just no way for them to ever find someone worth their time in their own age group? That's my go to demographic whenever I fancy an easy lay, and thankfully my gym seems to have a neverending supply all year round.

>>39394144
>6'2
>210lb
>14%
>dark hair
>green eyes
>dat jawline

See waitresses, servers and wild qts spaghetti often enough. Pretend I don't notice and browse this cambodian rug weaving forum instead because im autismo.

Yeah, the highschool girls who take college tours go right through our gym. It happens alot, they dont have highschool boys whos bodies are fit enough yet.

>>39395306
>taking whey
whew

>>39398442
Don't be jealous senpai. Work hard and you'll have jailbait checking out your abs too

>>39398274
Preikestolen

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>>39397824
>tfw ikke attraktiv nok til å plukke smårips

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>>39395334
kek

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>>39394144

>>39396034
Wife that girl up, get her ass out of college and put some babies in her (assuming you're both white).

>>39399570

>manlet sons

>>39399616
>not having 4+ kids

>>39395306
>>39395306
where are you when you get approached? The gym?

how do you transition a girl into your bed? full details please

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>>39399469

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>>39396034

>Am I weird for wanting to go nasty on a sexy legal-age chick who's really into me?

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>>39395984
kek

>>39395882
checkmate

>>39399570
>random 17 year old wants to have sex
>"wife her up, make her drop out of college, and have babies with her ASAP"

How's your virginity treating you?

>>39400381
I'm 30 and married with a kid on the way, thanks for trying.

>>39398888
Greie åttere

>>39396034
why wait 16 is legal in most places

>>39395334
t. nu male but the real men are talking now

>>39401648
You mean the skinny cucks that got so shook they elected a living meme into office? Based Arnie didn't vote for your meme candidate and I'm more inclined to trust his judgment than you rabid frogposters.

Yes. Not as often as I would like. I'm 30. Everyone thinks I'm in my early 20s if I have a hat to cover my aggressively receding hairline. Girls who really like big muscles just don't get to see them on fellow teenagers. During winter I'm going to d the opposite of everyone else and try to get leaner. Then break out the short sleeves a month or two earlier than everyone else in the spring. Guaranteed mires... I hope.

>>39397824
It's never hot in Norway torbjron

>>39396034
>Am I a monster/pervert because I jerked off to thinking about bending her over and making her call me daddy?
No, anon, you don't make her call you daddy. You fuck the hell out of her until she does it on her own accord

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>>39399817
>how do you transition a girl into your bed? full details please

>>39396034
Do it bro.
I ran into the same thing with this 18 year old pothead when i went back to CC.
Got her number and smashed within that same week. Was a good 4 months of hooking up after class before she dropped out, cut if off after that because i didnt want to drive her around because she didnt have a car.

>>39401648

>he thinks hiring a reality tv star with no job experience is smart

i bet you'd rather have a mcdonalds burger flipper perform open-heart surgery on you instead of a surgeon too

>>39396034
Why not wait 2 months?

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>>39394299

get gainz then nigga

>tfw 5'8" 210 lbs and 12% bodyfat
>tfw 10/10 azn girls are ez at the gym

>>39404442
■ Lean mass = 184.80 lbs (or 83.82 kg)

■ Fat Free Mass Index (FFMI) = 28.16

■ Adjusted FFMI = 27.72

looks like you have the genetics for competing at the international level in either bodybuilding or athletics.

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>>39396080
As long as you submit your boipussy every time I have the urge, sure I will

>>39404470
>the genetics
Remind me whether 25 or 26 is the natty limit on the FFMI

>>39404535
http://www.bodyrecomposition.com/research-review/fat-free-mass-index-in-users-and-nonusers-of-anabolic-androgen-steroids-research-review.html/

but totally >>39404442 is at 12% bf at that weight. and natural too. dude is like 1 in a billion gifted. he better compete with those freak genetics.

>>39404442
>5'8" 210 lbs and 12% bodyfat
current body pics?

I'm curious how big you must look like that. Doesn't sound natty though.

This thread has been reported to the FBI

>>39399570


this. i started dating my girlfriend when she was young and life is amazing because shes super committed. women with high sexual partners have a higher chance of divorcing you

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EY where the fuck do you guys live that adolescents have the proportions of an adult

Only be relatives.

I'm hoping this means at least I'm on the right track.

I am usually mired more by older women than teens, wtf bruh.

>>39396069
This, just to be sure. Then ground and pound that ass

>>39405526
You can't just post an image like that without a source

>>39395882
>not ironically into nigger speak
famalam tbqh you a shit

>>39396034

Smash already sounds awesome

>>39399570
t. White trash

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>>39401737

>skinny cucks
>trust arnold
>rabid frogposters

Leave

>>39399469
>don't criticize me for voting for autistic hitler

>>39407328
>Hitler
This is not your safe space kiddo.

>>39407328
DoYouKnowWhereYouAre?.jpeg

>>39407341
implying alt-right nationalists aren't the most in need of a safe space

>>39407341
>>39407355
you fell for b8

>>39407355
/pol/?

>>39394144
yes...

>be at party of former boss
>girl comes in backyard with family
>she eye fucks me hard, to the point where even my parents say something to me about it
>shes not drinking alcohol
>i figure she is underage, about 20, but not drinking in front of her parents
>how cute
>shes hot as fuck, big tits and round ass, cute face
>casually start conversation
>ask her age
>fucking 13!
>when i told my parents and friends after we chatted people were just as shocked as i was
>she continues to flirt with me
>im 32 by the way

holy shit fit

>>39407663
some girls blossom sooner than others. what's weird is that mentally they're still kids.

>>39407663
Since you're American it's a shame since age of consent is quite high. If you see her again be friendly and plant the seed. Then reap the fruit in 5 years

>>39394144

Not so often, but often enough.

I'm a sophomore in college, she's a junior in high school. She clearly has some issues but idgaf. The sex is too good and I got to take her virginity.

Of course she mirin'

yea but it's more due to age and that aura of experience and not fitness

like>>39398444 says most women in high school and college have unlimited options due to social media and thus totally ignore guys within their own age group.

>>39408287
In 5 years a hot early bloomer will have have had so much experience that a 37 year old won't be of much interest

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>be asian turbo manlet
>intern at hospital
>lots of qt junior/high school volunteers to chat up during downtime
>constantly mistaken for being much younger than i am
>high school girls are spilling spaghetti as they try to flirt with me
>mfw some are really cute

at least i don't feel bad flirting back with the college freshmen/sophomores. met a qt3.14 muslim/paki chick, not sure how i feel.

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>>39409656

>>39409616
He should taker to a trip in the Honduras in 1 year :^)

>be me
>last spring or late winter
>at batting cages with female friend
>warming up for coed softball league
>entire softball team of young girls arrive
>prob jv highschoolers
>we've got the pitching machine cranked up and I'm walloping the shit out of these shitty yellow balls
>breaking them and shit
>girls next to us can't concentrate because of fear
>a few of them are just standing around watching us
>two of them keep helping me gather up balls that are caught in the net near them
>could tell I was getting some mires but wasn't really concerned
>not a pervert
>on our way out my friend says to me "did you see how those girls were looking at you?"
>I'm like "nah waddya mean?"
>"they were in love with you, eye rape, etc..."

And that was the day I was objectified by like 20 fourteen year old girls. Very flattering.