Sperm Consumption General

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>vegan
>consumes animal product

i've been ill for a few days; hopefully last night's wank has cured me.

>>39388797
This bitch is cheating the system
You get positive health effects so suck a dick and learn to swallow it

Goddamnit, if they had a video of her swearing by this but not drinking it from a cup id show it to girls and offer them a healty shot

>>39388797
>claims she's discovered secret to not catching flu
Plot twist: she's discovered flu vaccines and all the cum guzzling is irrelevant

>>39388834
Plot twist plot twist, she actually gets the flu

>she is happy to drink it neat
Anyone up for cock-tails? Make mine an e-jack-ulate and coke

>>39388833
HOLUH HOLUH HOLUH
IF SHE SUCK AND SWALLO (suck it)

j o u n a l i s m

some little girl dreamed of being a health and beauty editor for a major newspaper when she was growing up. bet she's proud to be writing stories about the various benefits of ingesting and topically applying semen

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>>39388894
>jounalism

>>39388797
Do you still get the health benefits if it is your own?

>>39388797
How beta do you have to be to drop off your sperm in a little cup? Her friend just brings it around like he's a self-milking cow. The least she could do is suck the dick or drop him some cash

>>39388803
Veganism is more about morals and animal respect than about not consuming animal products. If an animal allowed a human to eat its meat or drink its milk, technically the human could eat that meat and drink that milk while still being vegan.

If my friend wanted my cum, she'd at least have to pump the dispenser herself.

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>>39388797
>dailymail

>>39388797
Well she's a female personal trainer what else can you expect?