Yowza !

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My roommate's cat jumped off the second floor balcony onto my shoulder and slid down my back with its claws. It drew blood and ruined my thin shirt.

I filled the bathtub with water, put the cat in the water, then out an upside down laundry basket on top of the cat making a cage. I left only 2 inches of air at the top of the basket and put some college books on top of it so it couldn't get out. I left it there for 3 hours.

The cat hasn't fucked with me since.

Am I mentally ill?

>>39386377
yeah

>>39386377

Should probably kill yourself DESU senpai.

>>39386377
I refuse to believe this otherwise I want to shave an angry hornet's nest up your ass while I cover you in bullet ants.

>>39386377
mental illness: the post. KYS my man

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>>39386421
See, the thing is, I'd never do this to say, a dog for example. I actually love animals. I'm also not an autist at all and have a healthy social life. There was just something about this particular fucking cat. It needed to be taught a lesson.

I dunno. I still don't even feel remotely bad about it. I needed to establish dominance and I didn't have the heart to just smack the cat around or cause it any physical pain, really. I just needed it to know that I'm the one in control.

Seriously guys fuck this asshole cat.

>>39386377
holy fuck anon

>>39386377
good I fucking hate cats

Wew