Has anyone dated an high test woman?

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>>39384689
Nope
>tfw shit face

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>>39384689
Yep. She eventually went off to some state school for poor and stupid people and fucked a nigger so I told her to fuck off. She was a mess to begin with, but the thickness clouded my mind. Just saw her the other day with some dude and she's a hamplanet.

>>39384689
Yes. It's kind of over-rated. They're hot as fuck but everything gets way too sweaty way too fast and they get tired very quickly. I'll jerk off to them but fucking them is a bit of a chore

I'm more about banging small, petite or thin girls

Yes i have dated several
according to my own experiences, they are able to enjoy sex more than thin girls do, they even make more noises and seems to orgasm way easier. Anyone know why?

>tfw dating a 19 yo virgin thicc girl for a week now but haven't had sex yet
>tfw she's christian and "wants to take things slowly"

Anyone has experience with this? Do I just wait for a couple more weeks? She's a real catch.

>>39384804
just be patient and when she's comfortable enough, she'll go for it


virgins suck to have sex with though, they're terrible at it and get very clingy- which sounds like an autists wet dream but trust me it's not

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>>39384781
No clue but I've experienced the same fampai. Feels good

>>39384804
>Expects sex in the first week
Nigger I've been dating my BF for two weeks and likely won't have sex with him for another month.

>>39384833
what is she laughing at? fucking women...

>>39384972
your 1 rep maxes

>>39384962
KEK ALERT
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Dated a personal trainer with a squat booty as a DYEL. She was arrogant as fuck and kept on telling me that my shoulders were small, she could squat more than me, and how hot other guys in the gym were.

I PIITB so I had the last laugh.

>>39384804
>>39384812
Dated a 19 year old christian girl. She took almost two years to be "ready" for sex and then was really fucking bad at it and clingy once we did it.
2/10 would not recommend.

>>39384962
Honestly I don't make a girl my gf until I have fucked her. After a month I would drop you.

I remember in high school going head over heels for a girl and finally getting that pussy after 2 long months and she had terrible hygiene and was a dead fuck. Can't put your name on that shit.

I've only had like one real long relationship tho so...

>>39384804
>falling for the virgin meme

The sex is gonna suck when you get it

>>39384804
Half the bitches that say they are virgins are straight smuts.

I had a girl tell me she lost her vcard at 20 and when I showed my friend a pic of her he's like dude I hit that when we were 16.

>>39385003
Clingy is best for family, dated a clingy girl wish I would have wife'd her rather than slept Around pointlessly but my current gf is ok too


Hoping to have 7 kids at least gotta save the white race senpai lol just bought farm land to raise em on

>>39385115
ahhahah u think u can outbreed latinos and ghetto blacks? dream big anon

>>39384804
Kind of in a similar situation, i want to fuck her brains out but she wants to take things "slow".

She isnt thic tho and kind of a cutie.

>>39384812
This guy know's what their talking about.

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>>39385162
To outbreed is not the only way, possibilities are endless with /ourguy/ in the White House now.

>>39384689
I've has a year long relationship with a non-fat legit high test, like thin waist, big tits and big ass, only downside is she was like 5'2 and kinda butterface. Anyways, best sex I had in my life, she was multi orgasmic and gave the best blowjobs a man could ever ask. Miss ver sometimes

>>39384833
jesus lord sauce please holy fuck

>>39384781
>>39385476
fucking this. high test girls love the sex

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>>39384833
>MFW I said "This gave me an erection" loudly while a woman walked by.

>>39384781
being more desperate to keep you since they know they're fat and unattractive?

>>39385115
clingy girls are terrible, having them text you every 15 minutes is awful
>>39385003
i had a similar experience

i learned my lesson and females have to earn commitment from me now, and also I only date women that are at least as smart/motivated/ambitious as I am.

>>39384689
Yes, she was unstable, demanded absolute constant attention, and had more daddy abandonment issues than an average jail cell.

>>39384689
they will get you fat and sabotage your cutting goals.

>>39385714
clingy is good, you dont have to do much or put any effort in reaching out.

you're always wanted.

>>39384689
I've fucked the same high test prostitute a few times, does that count?

>>39384804
>dating for a week
A lot of people wait a few months, a week is really soon unless you date sluts

>>39384691
B R E H
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I did, she got fat lol

>>39385998
maybe for you man but I've got shit going on 24/7 in my life and I can't deal with a high maintenance gf after learning from experience

>>39384689
ive never dated anyone

>>39386313
that's unfortunately the outcome if you date her for more than necessary

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>>39384804
I dated a thicc Christian girl for a year and a half (why are Christian girls always thicc?) before she broke up with me after her family convinced her to
We where both Virgins when we had sex for the first time about 3 months into the relationship, she was the one who initiated it but said she felt really guilty afterwards, be careful with Christian girls because more often than not they'll make you feel bad about having sex with them

>>39384812
>they're terrible at it and get very clingy- which sounds like an autists wet dream but trust me it's not
1000 times this

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yep, best thing ever. I bust nuts in all of them. I know it's risky and dangerous but nothing on this planet gives you a boost of test like fucking a high test pawg raw and cumming deep inside of her fertile pussy. Getting hard just writing this.

>>39386462
what did she do to guilt you?

Currently dating one. I'm going to marry her someday.

>>39384962
Please, this is a board for 18+. Don't you have school in the morning?

>>39384710
>tfw ugly

I wish I was never born

Yeah she was a crazy lying bitch. So hot though and a former stripper. Gave me a lap dance and cheated on her husband with me. Lost my virginity to her. Was surreal for me. It's what finally gave me enough confidence to start pursuing women. Thank god for that psychotic slut.

>>39384689
high test? not a fucking plumper in the pic

dem legs

>>39384804
>N-not that I want anal and bjs but we have to protect your virginity!

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Sorta, I'm currently seeing a 5'11" ~ 6' moderately high test chick as a 5'7" manlet. Its weird as fuck man but I sorta like it. All the chicks I've banged were 5'7"~5'9" and kinda normal test so about 60kg. I'm used to being able to throw the chick around while fucking but this isn't possible with this gigantes death by snoo snoo chick, she has a lot of muscle so I'd guess she weighs about 75~80kg. Also, I can barely kiss her while doing het missionairy.

Would love to have a 5'6"~5'8" high test gf though.

>>39388020
>I'm used to being able to throw the chick around while fucking but this isn't possible with this gigantes death by snoo snoo chick


>Deadlifts
>Cleans/Power cleans
>barbell hip thrust

Thank me when you're tossing around and manhandling her.

>>39386519

That girl isn't white

>>39384689

>not understanding what the fuck high-test means
>literally everyone ITT doesn't know what the fuck it means

jesus christ, the summer is strong in you fuckers

>>39385964
This

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>>39388020
>Also, I can barely kiss her while doing het missionairy.

Why would I want a woman with high testosterone? Women aren't supposed to have high testosterone.

>>39388020
Explain comic please.

>>39388319
Yeah, I know. I was kekking during sex, it's hella funny.

>>39388072
Are barbell hip thrust gdlk for sex? And I recently picked up oly lifting so I should be fine

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>>39388347
Copypaste from wikipedia: Eurobeat is either a form of the British dance-pop variant of Eurodisco or Hi-NRG-driven Italo disco music that both developed in 1980s.

In the United States, Eurobeat was sometimes marketed as Hi-NRG and for a short while shared this term with the very early freestyle music hits. Italo disco was often referred to as Eurobeat, probably due to the negative connotations of the word "disco" in the United States in the 1980s.

"Eurobeat" is also directly related to the Japanese Para Para dance culture as it influences many song and business decisions.

But eurobeat is funky as shit. Eurobeat is still populair thanks to Initial D.

And Parapara is a dancing style which focuses on arm movement, see:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMVQa4G8iwk or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pu2PER9ehvE

This shit is hella funny and a quilty pleasure at the same time.

>>39388367
Fuck, thank you my man.

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>>39384689
Yes, she even got me into lifting. I still dream of that ass man, I'll probably never find an ass like that in my lifetime

>>39384804
hahaha

wanna know how I know your just some beta faggot whos going to get cucked by chad

>>39384833
That fucking font type, seriously? Are you twelve?

>>39388522
Hahaha

Wanna know how I know your a virgin?

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>>39384689
she sucked at sex but deep throated and swallowed like a champ

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>>39384804
>Christian
Better get the wedding ring ready pal

>>39385042
But that didn't count, cause they weren't in a relationship. You gotta learn the female logic.

For some reason she never wanted to fuck, but man could she suck, also loved to give me titfucks which, man... I miss 'em.

>>39384804
dated a virgin albanian girl for 4 months and she would not fucking put out. about 2 1/2 months in I finally got her to give head but she was trash and wouldn't listen to my advice. was only down to text me all day...and kiss when we actually met up.

dated this armenian-russian jewish girl for a month. same thing, no putting out so I dipped.

My rule of thumb is if they're not letting you get sexual after a month of dating, it's not worth it. Either they're not interested or they want you to wait 6+ months. no thanks.

GL anon, I hope she let's you hit, but I personally stay away from college aged virgin girls.

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>>39388408
What's the name of that comic/manga famalam?

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>>39390895
pop team epic

>>39388336
To plow your boipussi with her enlarged clit.

>>39384985
>I PIITB
what did he mean by this?

>>39384689
She started high test, she ended up fat. They don't age well, over the course of 2 years and about 15lbs I watched shit go from phenomenal proportions to no thanks.

I almost smashed this high test grill but she had no tits... like they were small but saggy I told her "let's wait" then ignored her ass she had a fat booty and earmuff thighs

>>39391144
Thanks senpai.

yup living and dating one now. she takes care of me to thr fullest and is planning on hitting the gym with me. only con is that she hates doggy because i go in too deep, she says im too big even tho im only 6.5

>>39385476
It doesn't count if you're not still with her

>>39392612
How short was she? If 15 pounds made that much of a difference, it sounds like she was a womanlet.

>>39393207
5'5

>>39386571
She used to say she felt really bad about having sex before marriage and would say how she feels like she's lying to her parents, she would make me feel guilty for ever having sex with her

>>39385003
Shane?

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>>39385211
I'll remember to put a bullet right in you and your ugly gf head if you try to act on your thoughts

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>>39393951
Rick?

>>39384689
>dating women
gtfo

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>>39388020
>taller, buffer high test girl
>confident fit manlet
BLESSED WITH THE BEST TAGS

>>39384962
Time rapist, I'd boot you after date 3

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dated? no
Fucked? yes
>pic related is only girl I actually still have picture of

>>39384812
Took my roommates virginity. She actually couldn't stand it (she was wincing in pain the entire time) and we stopped and cuddled after.

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>>39384833
brehs

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>>39388408
>no qt jap para para gf

why live bros?

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>>39384689
Married one. Life is just so blissful for me. We have the sweetest little girl that's about to be 11 months. The wife wants another one, and so do I. I would like to wait a little longer, but as long as she keeps fucking me, and begging for me to cum in her it'll be sooner than later.

>>39392577
I'm just guessing, but "Put it in the butt"

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>tfw get lucky on tinder and hook up with some chick with the fattest ass
>5 inch dicklet could barely fuck her doggy
>awkwardly fucked her missionary for 5 minutes then she just pushed me off her and said she had to go

I'll just stick to the 5 feet skinny white girls

>>39395335
>there are happily married fathers who browse this shithole

why

>>39395559
Because it's a fun shithole where I can blow off some steam when I'm not blowing loads in the wife. Good enough for you?

>>39395567
l e a v e

>>39394088
wew
did she lift? she doesn't look strictly pudgy

>>39393972
this.

>>39395581
yes, she was reformed skinny fat, not she does sprints, squats and body weight.

Last time we smashed i accidentally brokeded her cervix and we had to go to the docs when we didn't know what was wrong.

(just bruised)

>>39395335
If your little girl has any high test genes she's gonna get BLACKED at 13.

>>39385669
salt

>>39393793
just fuck her mom instead desu

Typically they're the only girls I can have sex with that take the whole dick.

So that's cool.

>>39388020
>literally listening to eurobeat right now

based, goat lifting music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEzXL53cDT4

>>39395567
What would cause a man to be so aggressive on the internet?

Dated one but she was too clingy , other one i just fucked few times was best sex ever, she squirted so much i would needed to bring extra clothes but sadly had flappy tits and was mental

>>39396403
High test?

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>>39386519

rape should be legal

>>39395980
Yeah great taste honestly.

>>39384689
I have but she was batshit crazy. Would still fuck in a heartbeat tho.

>>39384756
>too sweaty
I like that

>>39384804
you fuck, then date.

kinda related but do you guys have any advice for having sex with a guy? sometimes it gets boring i feel as if i'm missing something.

>>39385714
>learned my lesson
As did I, took me 26 years. There's a feeling of relief when you realise women are just people too, and they don't deserve special treatment because of their gender.
>women have to earn commitment
And they duckling hate it. Helps filter out the bad ones though. Still, having to bare a 26yo woman acting like a teenager because she's not getting her way is ducking abysmal.
>I only date women that are at least as smart/motivated/ambitious as I am
Add in not a whale and you've got the basics any healthy person should be. But most are not.

>>39398807
>do you guys have any advice for having sex with a guy?
I'm on /fit/ alright.

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>>39384689

>Tfw cant handle the banter of cute asian Australian qt 3.14 i constantly talk to
>Keep sperging out every time she touches me
>make her acknowledge the importance of not popping my bubble (my personal space dont breach it)
>She constantly pops it making me freak out
>Shes studying to become a doctor always jokes about kicking my ass then fixing me right up
>I think shes a socio path, always staring at me and looking at me in the eye when speaking
>Is extremely right winged and her hatred of the sjw fuel my curiosity for her
>Natural double D always, always like showing it off and being proud of it
>Dad is beyond rich
>I am beyond poor
>i dont think i can make this work out
>shes 5,5 I am 5,9. she still scares me, makes me cautious
>she made me promise to give her my eyes upoun death.

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is my GF thick certified?

>>39399678
Holy shit

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>>39399678

The longer it takes to bang the earlier she's gonna cheat/cuck/fuck (negative sense) you around.

>>39384756
oh man, please go on about the sweat.

>>39384689
I dated one and confirmed my suspicions. It's not my thing. She was also a giantess, attractive, but it was just too weird. I'm tall and I don't like fucking people who could hold their own in a fight against me.

She's cool tho so I friendzoned her

>>39384756
>way too sweaty
I just want to lick every inch of the body of a qt girl who just finished a long run

>>39399611
post pic

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>>39395335
>HAPPINESS

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is this considered high test?

>>39401368
Tru?

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>>39391144

>>39384689
tfw no high test gf to squish me with her thighs

>>39384689
I fucked a high test thiccc black prostitute. It was pretty good, all that meat made me diamonds, she was quite a pro too.

First and last time paying for sex, not worth the money tho.

>>39393972
hey man lemmyaskyoo somthin

>>39384781
Fat girls push the meme that they're better at sex to keep guys around. She's doing that on purpose.

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>>39395335

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>>39395559

some of us have even here forever, before ryhf

inb4TF ,OrigFag

>>39384689
Femboys have higher test than normal women, does that count?

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Yes

Pic related

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Since everyone is being cool and posting

I'll post my ex too.

It's been a year and I still have dreams about her nearly every day

>>39384781
Can confirm a thousand times

>>39385115
>>39385211
Keep strong bruder

>>39393793
Muslim girls do the same. They also try really hard to convert you even if you made it clear as day you give no fuck about religion and aren't about to go face down ass up for some sand monkey bullshitter from 1300 years ago.

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>>39384812
what does clingy even mean

>>39392171
I once listened to a black brazilian guy explain to me for 30 minutes why black brazilian women have a very large scrapa that you're supposed to pull on like a tiny dick and jack off and maybe suck. He was very descriptive.

>>39384689
I had high test hookers but they are hard to fuck as a manlet. Only missionary or cow ridding really works. Most hookers won't cow ride you unless paid more.

>>39395567
Hehe same here

>>39406300
It means they are always in need to have someone in particular in their presence.

>>39388020
>>39406360
Is it really that difficult due to short stature? I'm a high test manlet virgin. It doesn't seem like it would be to me. It seems like it would be slightly more difficult in some ways but easier in some other ways and just different and not necessarily worse.

>>39402034
No. that's average.

>>39401368
Finally someone not falling for the whole "Purity" Meme.
If a gril is horny/into you enough to fuck early, that's a GOOD sign.

>>39384689
Thats no high test woman, thats a manlet

>>39406738
>If a gril is horny/into you enough to fuck early, that's a GOOD sign.
I actually get this aswell
If a girl acts like a prude and doesnt want to fuck there is something wrong, if you need to force attraction out of her then youre doing something wrong

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It was nice OP

>tfw she dumped you cause you kept fucking her like the thiccnes she wanted you to take her on dates

>>39385597
Wow alpha alert xDDD

Upboat le frendittor :-P

>>39393793

Had something similar with a girl from a religious family. She loved sex, gave amazing head, and would cum like a banshee. But then she'd cry. As in, when we were done she'd roll right over and face away from me and start sobbing softly. Wouldn't let me touch her while this was going on, but then she came back for cuddles. And then she'd want to fuck again.

am currently dating one, high test, gets flown around the country for cheerleading comps, is also well educated and is a phisics teacher.
her sex drive is pretty low, shes always so busy too busy for sex and probably too busy for a bf.
but im punching weigh above my weight so not about to let go just yet.

>>39384689
test

>>39406804
fuck that shit not worth it

>>39406804
That's creepy af.
would run really fast/10

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>>39384689
I've never dated any woman

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>>39406962
You know that this can be a really REALLY good sign, right ?

Don't tell me you never made a girl orgasm so hard she cried

>>39406836
>her sex drive is pretty low, shes always so busy too busy for sex and probably too busy for a bf.
you're getting cucked m8

>>39407550
To be fair, it is possible the person just has a lower sex drive and is busy, not every single case is cuckery

>>39407568
Yeah, she's busy and satisfied from fucking more attractive guys on the cheer team while she's out and about.

>>39407587
As I said. Both are possible.

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>>39407309
I've made a girl cry because of my performance if that counts

>>39407592
Notice:
>but im punching weigh above my weight so not about to let go just yet.
Hypergamy in action

>>39407309
Depends on the girls.
I had a girl that cried easily about a lot of things, so obviously when I fucked her good, she would sob happily and say "it was, so, soooo gooood"
But not every girl does that.

>>39401368
Took me 3 months to get my gf fuck me when we were 16. Then we fucked daily. Still with her 10 years later. She likes lifting . She has 34 d tits and building a godly ass. Took like a year to teach her how to properly thrust and at what rhythm she should ride my dick. She loved learning it too. Girls hit on me all the time in uni but they'll never compare. Seems like they want me more as I increasingly deny them. Bitches lol.

>>39408000

she would get me addicted to pussy