I got a bunch of dumbbells and a bench. What's my routine?

>>39383536
5x5 drugging women
5x5 jello pops
5x5 silly faces
5x5 shitty sweaters

>>39383536
just do GOMAD and don't even bother working out, you wont need it
you'll have that six pack in no time

>>39383536

Ooh, a guessing game. This should be fun. We'll probably need more clues, though.

>>39383547
In all seriousness, not this guy, but I have 30-70 lbs dumbbell, what should I do to get ripped?

>A
3x5 bench
Chinups (sets/reps/weight depends on your ability to do them)
3x5 Bulgarian lunges

>B
3x5 ohp
3x5 rows (don't do any variation where your supported by the bench, just do bentover rows like you would with a barbell)
3x5 goblet squats

Feel free to throw in curls or tricep extensions if you want

>>39383673
Go to a gym