Genetic Failure

>>39382854
You must eat all the good, tasty, savory food for us. We're all too faggoty to do so, lead the way to buttermilk biscuits and greasy pizza.

>>39382854

Some people have all the luck.
I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep

>>39382854
>unfixable
How come?

Would you be able to do bodyweight workouts or calisthenics?

>>39382904
doctor says this shit is just how my elbow and knee are, "just stick to the light stuff."

i can do some bodyweight workouts, but not all. for example, i can't do pushups with good form.

>>39382899

Chocolate?!

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>>39382890
i can't really have the good, tasty, savory food, either. i have a recurring issue with intestinal candidiasis that limits my diet or else i just feel terrible and shit my brains out and stuff

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>tfw can't squat correctly

I know that feeling cripple bro

>>39382984

What happened?

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>>39382921
I've found Doctors, GPs, and Physics to be really negative desu
Yet I've found this one Belgian Blue of a man in my gym who helped me more than the above just by helping me go heavy.

>i.e. Light-weight means I fall over, but heavy weight grounds me, balances, and helps "force" my body to- you know- activate.

>>39383015
i'm glad you've managed to find a system that works for you. i'm just so tired of all of my physical problems that aren't going anywhere, in addition to the problems with my mental health and life.

i'm just ready for it all to be over

>>39382984
wew lad

>One leg shorter than other by two inches
>Longer leg is bowed to compensate
>Longer leg hip joint is basically one solid mass so little to no hip flexibility
>Get short leg fixed
>Now have to wait to get long leg bent back in to correct position next year
>Find out that one of my ankles is shaped like a sheep's ankle. So basically a square.
>Not including one short arm with a deep forearm curve that means reads feel like they're hyperextending my elbow out of its socket (have to do mixed to fix length issue)
>Minor scoliosis of back due to the above
>Winged Sapulpa with possible arthritis

This has been my life/surgeries since 13.

I'm 28.

Oops
>>39382995 see >>39383051

Get specialist help beyond shitty general practitioners.

If you can't lift, then accept your lot and make the most of it. Become a cardio king and be lord of the long distance skeletons. Get yourself a spooky gf and fuck for hours because that's how long it takes both of you to actually get tired.

>>39383240
i was checked by a reputable orthopedic surgeon who said that it's probably just genetics and that there's nothing i could do that wouldn't just make it worse.

similarly, i have respiratory issues (nose stuff) and i'm scared to get it fixed because with my anxiety, i'm a prime candidate for empty nose syndrome. because of that, my cardio has always been weak next to my peers. besides, i don't like being a skeleton, the only reason i ever want to be in better shape is for strength, not health

i guess it probably just sounds like i'm making excuses, so you're probably right. if i can't accept the hand i'm dealt, my only option is to not play

>>39383301
Nah, just look into body weight exercises. A lot of people shit on them, but they cleary work for some people (assuming your goal isn't to be some kind of mass monster). Then just pay really close attention to where you have trouble. If you can't do pushups, buy dumbells and supplement them for lacking areas.

Even if you'll never be huge there is no reason not to aleast get stronger. My main point is really just be patient with your own body. If it's really fucked you gotta baby it, but thats no big deal man it's all about the journey anyways