>finish workout >horny as fuck >tfw no gf to fuck

>Finish workout
>Drive home and pull into garage
>Whip my cock out and open pornhub
>Bust a nut to glory hole porn
>Try not to get any on gym shorts.
>Walk to bathroom with shorts around ankles
>Clean my hands off
>Look at myself in the mirror
>Utter disgust.

>>39377123
>be fit
>go permacut mode for goal bod, maintain at 10% BF
>Chad friends with dad bods pull girls left and right, I'm to autistic to talk to anyone, finally get on good with a qt but she chooses Chad dad bod friend over me
I don't lift for girls, I lift for feels, but why are more feels getting dumped on me?

>>39377142
Face is everything.

>>39377283
I actually have a good face, get loads of matches on tinder based on face alone. Just awkward and beta (Chad friends tell me to go on and just grab girls, but I feel too awkward)

>>39377300
You are delusional, i have mutiple friends and even a cousin that slays pussy just because of his good face. Even though none of them know how to talk to girls, they still get approached constantly.

You aren't as good looking as you think you are.

>>39377138
are you me

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> school semester about to end
> haven't asked her out yet
will spend another year with no gf

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>>39377123
>No qt tsundere mentally ill cgl gf


Why even live brahs?

>finish workout
>drive to beach for swim
>most aesthetic one on beach
>drive home
>horny as fuck
>no gf

>>39377138

same but in the end instead of disgust i feel laughing at how fucking glorious is to have good porn and internet

>>39377138
laughed
get a fucking grip son

>>39377300
boast bics

>>39377369
I wonder how people delt with urges before easy access to porn like before magazines videos and pics

>>39377396
Probably settled with their imagination or pics of their sexy cousin.

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>2016
>trump prez
>rape not legal
>grabbing random women by the pussy not legal

At least you didn't make a grindr and got sucked off by a dude. The hornyness made me do it

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>>39377426

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>>39377426
faggot

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>>39377426
It's okay bro, having a guy suck your dick aint gay especially if you only did it once. Everyone experiments.

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>>39377426

>>39377471
>>39377458
>>39377443
samefag

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>>39377486
>being this butthurt

not samefag, no, you fucking disgusting faggot.

kys.

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>>39377426

>>39377309
My face has been the only thing girls approach me over. I didn't say I don't pull girls, just spent most of my time in a relationship, even then girls were approaching me (more than now because of the gf confidence factor I think)
>>39377380
My friends lurk here, so I don't wanna.