Does this work /fit/ ?

Long story short; kinda

I started taking DHEA and my loads are literally explosive.

My gf even commented on the difference.

>>39377020
Yes, this has been reposted about 6 trillion times already though so everyone on /fit/ is already gushing cum

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Kind of. This has been my experience:

L-arginine: rock hard pee pee boners
Soy lecethin: significantly larger loads
Zinc: nothing noticeable
Celery: don't care
Pygeum: precum literally running down my leg within an hour of taking it
Saw palmetto: must fuck

I've taken this stuff off and on for about six months. I don't bother with it unless I know I'm going to paste some chick within the next couple of days. Start taking it and then I can cover literally half her face. Like it's probably too much. After 8 or 9 shots it's like OK, maybe point it somewhere else now.

yes it works, I don't know if you'll produce 10mL, but it's atleast enough to completely soak a tissue through

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>>39377315
>tfw want to fap but don't want to do the cleanup
this is a curse, the better it is, the longer you have to spend wiping cum off of everything

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>>39377450
Or you can just use your pee pee to kind of squeegee it into her mouth.

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>>39377485
>yfw gf won't let you do facials and doesn't swallow

at l-least i can cum on her asschecks and boobs, r-right?

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>>39377519
Fuck her on her stomach. Whatever that's called. Prone bone. And then when you're about to blow, grab her hands and hold them together like handcuffs, and then cum into them. Small steps like that can change her attitude about the sauce. Or it could backfire. Either way though, you're busting on a chick.

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>>39377577
why would cumming into my girlfriends hands help me get a facial?

she cant stand the smell. i also eat almost a lb of meat a day so my cum doesn't really smell that good.

furthest i came was cumming in her neck and a bit spilled onto her cheek. she gagged.

she loves sucking my dick tho. so there's that i guess

>>39377596
>she cant stand the smell

so hold her nose while you cum in her mouth

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>>39377596
It's about her attitude. You don't seem to be aware of this, which would explain why you aren't routinely dumping loads on her face.

Cumming into someone's hands is weird and unexpected in a way that can change one's attitude. It's not as "gross" as just cumming on her face cold turkey. It's an increment toward something more.

If she's gagging though, either your shit is really rank from all that meat or she's just majorly hung up. Former is an easy fix, but the latter will take some effort.

>>39377450
Roll the tissue into a tube dummy

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OP here. Just tried it today. 8 loads and higher volume. Like magic.

>>39377596
kek

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>>39378594
>tfw you can just catch it all in your foreskin