You must teach me to lift one thousond ponds

>>39373233
Just got to grab the bar and pull up

>>39373708
Oh pee is realy is this ez

>>39373233
pretty much the same way you deadlift normally except you pull harder

>>39373233
Grip it and rip it

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>straps
>chalk
>belt
not even impressed, that's easily a 400 lb boost right there

>>39373233

>one thousand ponds

Well first, you're gonna need to find a bucket.

>not doing one thousond lbs on first gym day

People are impressed by this?

>>39373233
I can never remember this mans name. He was on bbc breakfast a while ago, he threw their comedy manlet reporter in a swimming pool.

>>39373857
Eddie Hall

>>39373817

Everyone knows belt and straps adds 2pl8 to whatever you're lifting

>>39373910
Why don't they just use more belts and straps to lift even more weight then? retard

>>39373937
No one has thought of it yet

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>tfw you'll never diddly lmao10plate

Just fucking kill me with a flamethrower

>>39373962
Oh right, makes sense

>>39373910
>>39373937

>not wearing 22 belts and 44 straps so you can lift full size sedans

>>39373937
Why do you think animu characters are so strong?

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>almost at 5pl8
>not even lifting half of what Eddie lifts
At least i'm natty, right guys...?

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>>39373937
>Implying they don't
It's one of them gooks secrets
>>39374029
This

>>39373233
anyone should be able to DL 2xBW