>Get GF >My ass is jucier than hers Life is suffering

>>39372517
Same, except my ass is fat and squidgy and hers is much firmer.

>>39372517
Ditto.

Need to get her in the gym for skwats. Shes a pilates instructor so she thinks she works out already and shes not super motivated to do more.

>>39372517
fuck yourself

>>39372517
>start talking to qt3.14 azn
>go on dates for 3 weeks
>realize I never really checked out her body because her face was qt as fuck
>examine her features
>her ass is flatter than mine
>drop her

>>39372517
>get gf
>realize that I have a better job, best body and better taste in art
>slowly lose all attraction to her
>dump her a month later
I worked 2 hard to settle for some chick who eats chips and dip all day.

>>39372517
post pics senpai

>>39372517
>>Every time I come home from lifting legs gf squees over my butt and abs.
>>Every time I come home from lifting chest and arms or back and shoulders she's indifferent and inattentive.

WHY DO WOMEN HAVE SUCH SHIT TASTE IN MEN.

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>>39372794
No bully

>>39372602
This is basically me but i'm in a shittier position
>2012
>me being skinnyfat just started working out
>get fit af gf with the roundest butt you've ever seen
>2016
>she stopped working out last year and gained 20+ pounds
>her ass is now pear shaped
>cellulite is not a turn off but it's present for the first time in years
>meanwhile I'm @ 92kg and 8% bf throughout the year
>I started to slowly resent her
>feel guilty since we were in a reverse position at the start of the relatoinship
>still dump her

single since then, haven't had sex in months

>>39372517
That's good though
bitches love glutes

>>39372860
no homo

Same. She always makes fun of me for having a bigger/better ass than her

>>39372860
how the heck do I get a juicy rear like that?
tips anon, please.

>>39372872
Why did she stop working out?

>>39372914
Squats and having a black grandparent

>>39372860
wow, that's quite beautiful. continue posting

>dating girl
>5'2 bad tallness genes
>not nearly as educated as i am
>ass is flatter
>tiny tits
>kind of boring
>6.5/10 face
>keep dating her because i live in michigan and shes not overweight, therefor shes automatically a keeper
Sigh

>>39374965
>keep dating her because i live in michigan and shes not overweight, therefor shes automatically a keeper
>kek

short girls a fun as fuck in bed though, u can throw them around and shit

>>39375042
Unless youre dyel you can throw a taller girl too, it makes little difference but shorter girls are better for fucking since they are easier to throw around and no matter how big of a guy you are you will always feel bigger with a shorter girl

Damnit anon, you made me want a short girl now

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>>39372840
>liking lower body
>shit taste

you're the one with the shit taste m8

>>39374965
>>keep dating her because i live in michigan and shes not overweight, therefor shes automatically a keeper

Can confirm, Michfag here, slim pickins. Royal Oak area has some smokin hot Chaldeans that only date other Chaldeans

>>39375105
Im in livonia. People here are ugly as sin. My LA fitness can be absolutely packed and we'll still only have 5 or 6 7/10+ girls in the whole place.

Royal oak area is where most of the sexy tinder girls are, thats the one place i would have figured it wouldnt be so bad. Guess not heh

>>39375042
It is fun, i will say that much. She makes me wear condoms tho, my dick hates them and its almost not worth it.