If someone asks you if you go to the gym what do you say?

>>39372083
i tell them the truth?

I say "no".
>"why anon?"
Because I have manboobs.

Sad life bruh :(

>>39372083
what is this, gathering of chicken legs?

>>39372083
I say I do yoga

>>39372083
yeah once a week lol

yeah. wait a minute I don't go to the gym. Im just naturally like this.

>>39372098
first thing I noticed, are homos curlfags or what?

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>>39372083
Actually trolled my aunt pretty good
I told her "nahh just gym in the start to get the foundation, now its zumba and wiifit erryday"

> wow anon, thats amazing

>>39372119
Not everyone is a rippetoesucking fatass

>>39372132
i'd rather be a rippetoesucking fatass than be at homosexual gathering like the above one where everyone is shirtless and wears purses

>>39372150
It's zyzzfest you fucking faggot

>>39372162
thanks for confirming it

>>39372126
that whore is being fucked by a nigger

>>39372098
what about glasses guy with blue short ?

i think he squats pretty big. it just the way how he stands.

>>39372083
Say "Looks like you don't."
Only if you want to piss them off. Just tell them the truth. Seriously. If they act condescending, just brush them off.

>>39372225

Who isn't these days?

>>39372225
my aunt?!

wtf m8

>>39372083
I avoid the question

2/10 female friend started going to the gym 2 months ago and won't stop pestering me about lifting together

>tfw routine consists entirely of compounds and dumbbell accessories
>she told me she only does machines
>she still insists on wanting to work out together
>"hey anon lets go work out! It'll be fun!"
>"yeah maybe next week but hey did you finish the lab?"

>>39372442

>tfw no girl to go to gym with even if she is 2/10

>>39372442
Fuck me, I thought the OP said "if you want to go to the gym".

Answering OPs question, I tell them I do push-ups sometimes

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>>39372225
>Virgins being this upset

>>39372083
I say no

>Going to take too long
>Prob don't know what they are doing
>Likely to talk to me while i'm in mid-set
>Going to ask a lot of stupid questions

No. Just no.

>>39372083
>"yes"

>>39372083
I say I boulder (which is true). Don't mention lifting usually.

"Yeah, sure"

I'm at risk of diabetes, so I've started cardio and eating less sugary shit.

Fear is one hell of a motivator, I'm actually on the treadmill right now

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I ask if there's some sort of power lifting speakeasy below the gym I'm already in with more squat racks, because everyone at work knows I'm too wierd to approach, and the only other places I go are grocery store and liquor store.

>>39372083
nah, wii fit and zumba

>>39372447
You don't understand how unattractive a 2/10 is, lad

You may be thinking a "cute" unnatractive female, but this chick is legitimately really fucking ugly.

>>39372831
>>39372450
Me too bro
Wii fit and Zumba is my answer to op

>>39372841
At least 2/10s can have male friends.

Being 5/10 and above makes it so being friends can only come with sexual tension.

>>39372225
how is that any different than being fucked by chad?

>>39372083
Ive reached the point where people dont ask they just assume

You're dyel if someone has to ask if you workout

>>39372225
>identity politics in a post-Trump world

Get with the times sempai, we're going back to class politics now.

Is that like a gay parade or some shit?

I'm asking for a friend

>>39375080

Stereosonic

Nah I do zumba

>>39372225
get your insecure, racist bullshit out of here, this is not r9k and no one cares about race

>>39372225
>>39372422
>>39372434
>>39372455
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>>39375060
>>39375445
except shes not

http://www.whosdatedwho.com/dating/natalie-dormer-and-anthony-byrne

>>39372150
Those are all straight Guys you idiot. You've obviously never been to a festival in Australia. Theyre all zyzz wannabes

I just say, "yeah, whenever I feel like it" and chuckle. People will just project their laziness and assume you go like once every month or some shit, and you're not lying to them
Of course in reality I feel like going every day and go 6x a week lol

>>39372083
No one asks me because they already know.

>>39372083
People don't ask me, they just assume it when they see the veins on my forearms. I never bring up weight lifting in conversation with normies, but I have mentioned playing basketball at the YMCA. I don't want to see one-dimensional.

>>39372083
I looked at that picture, thought about it, and finally understood why people want to MAGA. I know it's a picture of Australia, but that is the most feminized thing I've seen in a while.

No, I have stuff to lift at home

I tell them i dont even lift and that its just my genetics, just to piss off the fatlords and lanklets.

>"Nah but i do muay thai occasionally, you know, for fun."

>tfw i actually do but not enough to actually talk about it, or for it to interfere with making fukn gains

My go to response is and always has been, zumba and wiifit.

>>39375060

It's not post-trump, it's peri-trump

even then not really since he's not inaugurated till January.

No, but I write about how much I go to the gym on a Cambodian lawn ornament trading forum.