Have you ever been mired in real life?

>>39370468
When people look at me i assume they're staring in disgust.

Had a qt3.14 make eye contact and deliberately move to where I was working out the other night, of course the autism took over. I'm a out of shape dyel tho so I don't know if it counts.

>lifting and not getting mired

ofc dude. i was gettin mired even before i lifted

I only ever get mired by other guys :"^)

>>39370480
iktf

>>39370480
Same. I brace myself for an insult.

I've only ever had clear mires from highschool aged girls, and I get them a lot. I don't know if I'm just their type or if older girls just hide it better.

The only real genuine mire I got was an old lady I work with. She didnt see me for a while because different schedules but when she saw me the other day she asked if I have been going to the gym
"No one probably notices but before you were a little thinner. I can see you grew some thickness"

It made me pretty happy

I'm often told I have really good eyes

Once it was someone other than my mom

>>39370729
me too

>>39370468
I've gotten complimented for my squat depth twice at the gym. does that count as a mire?

>>39371001
is it a compliment if its expected?

How do I tell if someone's miring? Just catch them looking at me?

>>39371025
You stop them and ask them the following question:
"U mirin brah?"

I just pretend everyone's looking at me. It makes me lift harder.

>>39371001
I got complimented for my deadlift form with 285lbs.

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>>39370468
Recently one guy has grabbed my bicep a couple of times and said "You've been going to the gym apparently". I actually haven't. And now I try to wear baggy clothes as often as I can.
A few years ago I was at a pool party and this skeleton said to me "Stop showing off".
A couple months ago at dentist the cutie nurse rested her arm on my chest for about 15 minutes.
And occasionally guys say I look fit.
Never gotten a compliment from women though.

>>39370468
yeah but im too autistic to do something about it

>be on rotation
>qt junior doctor as my supervisor
>gets all flirty one day, asks me to take her temperature
>do it, walked away afterwards because autism

besides that i catch girls staring every now and then. again, too autistic to do anything about it.

idk, i think im stuck in the mindset that i must be aesthetically perfect before i engage. like not zyzz tier, but at least like 15% BF or something

How do you tell if it's a mire or a girl just looking in your direction when you walk by

Is mirin something that only counts if it's done by a stranger? i mean i guess, otherwise having a gf would be like a very long mire right?

If a girl says she likes you does that count as mirin?

Just yesterday I got mired by my gf, her sister and her mum

>got a bunch of new guys at work
>focused on my work
>overhear colleague sending one of the newbies to ask me something
>describes me as "Mr muscles"

laughed internally but pretended not to hear

>>39371502
I always catch my gf mirin. Catch her staring at certain parts of my body when I'm changing/half dressed

>>39371502
"mirin" itself can be done by anyone not just strangers. Usually we mean it in the sense of "caught mirin", so as long as it wasnt meant to be recognized.
Your gym buddy watching you lift and then commenting on X body part obviously doesnt count then.

Had a milf mirin me tonight though doing shrugs . saw her in the mirror felt good.

>>39370468
Yes, but only when I already get the girl to the bedroom and the shirt comes off. Unless I'm shirtless or wearing a sleeveless at the gym with a pump, I don't look like I lift.

>On holiday
>See jacked black guy by pool
>This fit 30-40 year old women is mercilessly staring at him and nodding to her friend
>This will never be me

>>39370480
Same

>at work
>catch gay co-worker starting at me from a hallway
>he looks away quickly
>head back down to work
>turn head the other way to front of store
>catch another gay co-worker staring at me
>proceed to wish more girls were hired

>>39370662
i know these feels

>>39370468
all the time.

It means little t b h

>>39370662
Yep - other guys, my mom and my grandma

>>39370468
Yes. Not that hard if you have a routine, eat right and socialize.

>>39370828
Same here anon, I'm 30 fucking years old and I get 15/16 year old girls openly miring.

a 70+ yr old woman grabbed my butt at the casino, she double hand gripped, squeezed and shook for 2 seconds, i let her, she cackled that her friend dared her and i saw her friend laughing
i said to them I like a girl that will take a dare and they both laughed, made my night and probly theirs too

>>39372092
thats 2 NSA blowjobs that deepthroat and swallow anytime you want and you're complaining?

>>39370468
Literally get mired everyday.

The funniest mires are when I'm at my university and the kids that take field trips there see me and are like "wow that guys jacked!"

I have too many stories to tell. Too overwhelming and makes me feel arrogant.

>>39370468
Yes, before I lifted. Now it is slightly less frequent, but older people are looking at me disgusted pretty much always.
>>39372313
you sound like a funny guy, not even sarcastic.

>>39371055
15 min? What were you guys doing?

Before /fit/
>Have no trouble taking my shirt off at the beach to show my skellyform.
After /fit/
>Too embarrassed to take off shirt for fear of making people feel like shit and getting mired at.

No escape.

>>39370468
>>39370468
yes.
not even that fit, it's just that i've always been the funny and nice guy. but i've always been chubby.
started working out over 4 years ago and all of a sudden all chicks i know find me hot.
if people knew you longer and you change so much the effect is even bigger.
it's just a nice thing.
the only reason i started working out was because i was getting so fat, i had to pause when going up lots of stairs.
now i'm at OP's gif lvl.
i love myself even more now.
i don't fucking understand fat people who are happy with being fat. when i was at my rock bottom i had a bit over 115kg, stopped weighing it after that until working out.

>some indoor rave
>on E's
>start sweating like a mad cunt
>dont want to wear a sweaty shirt outside in the cold later
>take off shirt
>girl next to me does the most obvious lip bite I've seen in my life
>hits me up later but I am only interested in having fun with my friends

Not much else really.

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>>39370468
>yes
I find it very weird and disturbing.

My go-to card when getting girls was humor and charisma and wide circle of friends.
Having girl touch your arms and just ignore whatever you are saying while eyefucking you feels good and bad at the same time, especially if you invested majority of your time in education.

>>39372638
do you mean before lifting and after lifting or just before you knew about this site?
where I go to the beach im probly in the top 5-10 fittest guys there at any given time and I am 15+ lbs away from visible abs
not saying much as this is burgerland

>>39370468
This girl is the female version of Andre Fili.

Wish I could fuck her.

>>39372653
Love this feeling. But im only interested in having fun with myself.

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>tfw only guys have openly mired me
>one girl as of now has vaguely pointed out my muscles

it's better than nothing i suppose

>>39370468
All the time honestly but I'm not that big.

190 pounds , 6 feet around 12% bf.

Work as a bartender so naturally a lot of grills see me ;-)

>>39372686
What's the epsilon and the (e) for?

>>39372206
Hows that, what do they do?

>>39373287
the e is a unit coordinate vector, e_x is a unit vector in the x direction, etc.
epsilon_ijk is the https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Levi-Civita_symbol
it's a nice compact way to write out that formula and gets useful for tensor products where expanding it out gets tedious.
basically it's +1 if it's e_123 or 231 312, negative if it's not, 0 if a index repeats repeats.

also no, i'm a skinny fat, brown physics drop out.

>>39372686

i'm assuming e is euler's number, no idea about the epsilon though. I'm a biofag and only made it to Calc I.

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>Last night
>salsa dancing
>new session
>new dancers
>be experienced
>class starts
guys stand in circle, while women rotate
>women place their arms on guys shoulder
>pic related
>4 old menopause asians next in line to dance with me
>All really sweet ladies
>there for the exercise
>Be me
>each one giggle as they feel my biceps and shoulder
>"oh ho ho, muscle"
>"very strong"
>more giggling
>I go along with it
>Fun night

yeah, by other guys in the gym

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Last night actually. Went to get dinner before class, wanted some soup in a bread bowl for bulk. Super great, broccoli and cheese. Damn it's good. Anyway, cutie at the register says they're out and that's why the guy ahead of me walked out. I say okay, maybe another time. She loses her shit, stutters and says they might have some in the back. Comes back with a full bowl and 2 bread bowls for the "inconvenience". Mfw I realized she was mirin and she hooked me up instead of the guy before me.

>>39372653
coward

>>39370480
Same here, i dislike people looking at me so much that whenever i walk in crowded school corridors, i never look at others and instead just look straight ahead pretending the people aren't there

>>39370480
I feel U

>>39370480
Caught chick next to me at the gym snapping a picture or recording a video of me while I was doing HIIT on the ergometer. Immediately assumed she was making fun of me. Doesn't really bother me anymore though.

Caught a chick staring at me then look away quickly at frys yesterday
Made me feel self-conscious as fuck
She was black so it doesnt count as a mire yet

Why do black girls only mire me? Srs not complaining, just something I've noticed. Im not black either

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>>39370480
Oh fuck. Now it's all I'll think.

every single time I go outside

>>39371095
>but at least like 15%
you do though, 15% is not hard

>>39371050
/thread

>>39370468
my mom always slaps my ass desu

>>39373426
kek, nice, sounds fun

>>39370480
This is why I come here

>Me: the post

>>39374999
they love us white bois

>>39371095
Rectal thermometer?

>>39370468
Once my girlfriend mired me while I was chopping firewood wood shirtless in the rain.

When I came back inside she gave me bedroom eyes and said "That was pretty cinematic. I like watching you work." and made me bacon and eggs for lunch and that was the day I knew I had finally achieved my lifelong dream of becoming a real life lumberjack mountain man.

I know I probably actually just looked like a dyel skinnyfat doofus dinking around like a retard in the backyard but shh let me believe.

>>39372319
Why is it 2 NSA blowjobs? Are spies more likely to give blowjobs? How do you know he works there?

>>39370468
Almost everyday. Wear multiple jackets/jumpers so you can't even see my body even though it's decent(12%bf and some mass).

>tfw face

>>39373413
sounds like you need to retake calc I then

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>Have shitty eyesight
>So shitty that the government labels me as 'partially sighted'/ 'legally blind'
>Can tell when someone is looking in my general direction from a far
>can never tell if they are looking at me or what expression is on their face
>always feel uncomfortable when qts look in my direction because I don't see what they're looking at
>Assume that they are either disgusted or not looking directly at me

>>39372321
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>>39375248
Kek.

In the hallways in uni girls always look at me and smile while walking past and sometimes the ones ive been in classes with say hello. I just stare forward and ignore them.

Not sure if mirin or just being friendly. I have a gf anyways so oh well.

>>39375248
I think he means No Strings Attached.
Possibly No Sticky Anal

>>39375275
Have you considered fixing your eyesight somehow?

>>39375347
I can't, no technology exists yet. What I have is quite rare and the available surgeries will not work. I wear glasses and that helps a lot but they don't get me anywhere near 20/20

There has been research into a biotech lens, nut there's no info and it'll take years to research, let alone produce for the masses

>>39373405
I wish I wasn't a depressed faggot so I could actually go to college and have the will power to study phys.

>>39370849

>being this proud of being low key called fat

All the time. You should too if you lift breh.

>>39375264
they don't teach that in calc 1. or even calc 2 with the epsilon.
but thought that was just a troll pretending, doing the bio majors are dumb at math meme.

>>39375455
yea me too. but i am that, literally, on both accounts.
definitely don't overextend yourself with debt and something difficult if you're feeling down and insecure. i learned that the hard way.
but you can always self-study.

I was told today my muscles are getting too big by a friend of mine.

>>39370468
Yes. However, only in the showers by dudes who are likely gay because I've got that super lean twink action going on, 5 ft 6 128lbs. Complain about it to my friends. Secretly love knowing they're cock gazing me.

>>39370468
anyone know his weight when hes not water depleted and fighting?

>>39376078
same here except the flabby old men eyefuck me. im 6/10 at best, bearmode so they all think they have a chance with my ruby red starfish

>>39376083
I would bottom for Steve Cook

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>>39370468
I get mired pretty often. Girls and guys too sometimes always ask to feel my biceps and legs but sometimes some weird asian uncles wanna have a pushup contests which makes me feel uncomfortable. I guess thats the price i have to pay for being juicy

>>39370468
no because im not on fucking steroids like sage faggotcutt

>>39376241
>look like shit
>gets more attention than me

please kys myself

>>39373276
if you have to go out, to bars to get girls or socialize to meet girls, youve already lost, the best ones are on CHADs super yacht, eating gormet food, watching movies, skidooing, then having an orgy after, incels lost the game before it even began.

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>looked up at girl who was standing directly infront of me.
>Held eye contact for 5 sec.
>Autism kicks in.
>Look down and think "how could she be mirin me? I'm a manlet and she's taller than me"
>16% bf with only 16in arms.
>She was probably looking at Chad behind me. (Realize there was a wall behind me)
>Weak jaw line.
>Maybe 1000 yard stare?
>Bell rings and I go to gym and feel bad about myself.
Fit has killed my self esteem.

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>>39376248
I look decent mate

>>39370468
It would be funny if someone talked to her about that day.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ATr3nL5SPW0/VoBYI6j9S0I/AAAAAAAABi0/b_WCPAK77dI/s1600/6%2B-%2BTwk9yXO.gif

>>39371095
>stuck in the must be perfect mindset

i know that feel anon. mine is at least 12%

>>39376294
you look like shit, what kind of delusional world do you live in? even for normie standards, your body looks like you literally only curl, and at that, your body its weak.

jesus, it's not a problem to be dyel, because everyones gotta start somewhere. being this full of your shitty dyel body is just laughable.

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>>39376399
Whatever you say brah :)

>>39376060
oke wtf was that all about

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>>39376294
>I look decent

>>39370480
90% they do. Attractive guys hardly gets noticed but uggos constantly gets stared out

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>>39370480
I know this feel

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>>39370468
I've been accused of taking steroids, and random strangers have called me muscles, but they were being kinda of condescending about it. That, and they were fat.

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>>39370480
This is what motivates me further. I will show them one day.

>>39376241
stop lying to stinky Saudi, theyre just wondering what smells like shit whenever you get near

>>39376294
>>39376490
ROFL
you obviously didnt do 8 scoops

sage got choked out by a skinnyfat dude with an ugly face.

muscles mean jack shit if you got no ground game son

just look at diaz vs mcgregor 1

I'm fit, been lifting for 2 years. I get mired practically every time I go outside. I work in retail and some girls do stupid shit like ask me questions they obviously know the answer to, take off their hair clip right in front of me. Some girls are more aggressive and actually hit on me lol.

>>39370993
I've been told I've had a nice smile. He immediately followed with no homo lol

Grill here. Some lady at my gym struck up a conversation with me in the sauna when I still went in there to stretch after my workouts. Stared at my legs the whole time. Saw her months later leg pressing and she was staring at me the whole time I was squatting. The first interaction was a bit creepy but now I appreciate the attention lol.

>>39371095
>>qt junior doctor as my supervisor
>>gets all flirty one day, asks me to take her temperature
>>do it, walked away afterwards because autism
laughingblackmanfromtheoffice.gif

>>39377008
Post leg pics and stretching routine

>>39376985

Just a frendly reminder that if you're being physically assaulted by women, you should call for help and call the police. There is no justification for being hit by anyone, violence should be stopped. Stay safe bro. And God bless.

>>39376490
/fa/?

>>39375595
Audible laugh

>sit next to girl in lecture
>talk to her once at the very beginning
>she will do this thing where she looks in my direction and pulls her hair to the side
>not sure if shes looking at me or something else

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>>39370480

>>39376727
Source?

my hair gets mires all the time

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Work "Captain Nametag" indoor job.
Wageslaver.
Few years back when I was about 10 lbs lighter/smaller.
Old man in line, very "David Niven" (UK actor) looking.
Tells me I'm wearing a nice shirt.

>then says "and so full of muscle."
>true.

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>>39370468
Been lifting for 7 months, last week I had a girl follow me around the gym throwing dirty looks. I ignore it cause I believe it's me being delusional.

The other day I had a girl go out of her way to hold a door for me, I thanked her and she responded with a big smile and a "you're very welcome"

I'm not Not used to this guys.

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A flaming gay puerto rican was looking me up and down in the barber shop one day and winked at me. That's about it.

>>39377928
is it your first 7 months in the real world? you fucking autist

>>39377942

kek

I always get mired at work but thats because I work in healthcare and on a good day our youngest patient is in their 50's. I walked an 80yr old woman out to the front desk once and she felt my bicep and went "oh wow".

doesnt matter; had mire.

basically been skinny most of my life. Kinda self conscious of it so I wear hoodies most of the time. Started working out a month and a half ago.
>get home from the gym
>mom is home early
>not wearing a hoodie
>mom notices muscles
>"are you getting a butt? let me touch it."
>pls no
>grabs my ass
>"wow you're so wide now"
>lots of wows and compliments
>she touches my pecs
>why

last week I was shaving after a shower without a shirt on when she came home. she stood in the doorway and stared at me for a bit.

Gonna make it guys

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>>39377992

Maybe she's impressed her son is not gonna get ass beat by Refugees.... Maybe she's impressed she's raising her son not to be a tranny... Maybe you could thank her for her example of wanting to be the best in life.

>do I have to do everything here ?

>>39377992
So are you gonna incest

>doing seated leg press
>adjust seat for maximum Rom
>go to drink water inbetween sets
>qt has taken hold of it, seems to be trying to adjust the seat for a while
>no biggie idm if she wants to work in
>get closer, ask if she needs a hand
>she starts mumbling, gets off and goes to an elliptical for the next half hour
She left the seat full of spaghetti brehs

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>>39375275

>tfw
>tfw also hearing impaired

So many missed opportunities

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>it's a "get mired and hit on by black guys while at work" episode
>it's a "get mired by decent looking beta white guys who have the deer in headlights look when i catch them merlin, then shuffle away awkwardly" subplot
I hate this show.

>>39378016
This. She's impressed youre a man. And are you from Germany? You guys need to be the ones doing the ass whooping.

>>39378313
Assuming you're not a homo then say something to the white guys. Start with a greeting and talk about a subject you think he's familiar with too. Don't pay att to the negroes.

>>39378332
>>39378016
I'm from canada. But yeah you're probably right. She's probably just impressed she didn't raise a pansy bitch considering she raised me by herself.

>>39378360
fuck your mom anon, most of us never get the chance to live out this dream.

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>>39370480
>folding clothes in the laundry room of the residence hall
>catch a girl taking a picture of me, probably snapchat
>do my best to ignore it
>know it's because I'm ugly

>>39373426

this is how life should be lived. well done

>>39375245

>chopping firewood in the rain

dumbass

>>39370468
I mire attractive guys every day

n-n-no homo

i had some girl in my class gasp out loud when i flexed for her. then she was all excited. felt pretty good

im not jacked but i look like a skinny nerd in tshirts, so it surprised her

>>39378401
>ignoring it
>not staring them the fuck down and making them uncomfortable

>>39370468
only by asians pajeets and dyels

>otter mode mexican dude :/

>>39376241
>sometime allways
Kill yourself

I was at a club a few weeks ago, standing in the bathroom line and a guy said "you need to stop working out now, you're too big"

A-am I gonna make it brehs

>>39375169
i know. but with my studies it takes a lot of my time.

every holidays i have 2 months to cut. which i use to the fullest. lost 16 kilos last time, just gotta push harder again.

>>39375386
Nystagnus?

>>39371055
>cutie nurse
>Never gotten a compliment from women though.
So, you find men cute?

>>39373426
If /a/ taught me anything is that asians go ara,ara

>>39370468
a few dudes approached me to compliment on my atg squat form. Asked if I was in any lifting clubs or getting ready for a competition. Than told me that I had good definition in my legs.

Helped me break a PR the next session.

>>39373426
>>39373426
>"oh ho ho, muscle"
My fucking

SIDES
I
D
E
S

>>39378359

top kek

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>>39374521
>She was black so it doesnt count as a mire yet

>>39376241
This is b8

>>39376490
nice boobs

>>39376241
B8

>>39370468
OK course
> be gym person
> sporting heavy weights
> girl "wow you many muscled"
> Kyrie eleison

>>39379646
Pls don't

>>39377203
/fa/

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>>39379646
i havent been to church in 4 or 5 years, thought 'Kyrie eleison' was some woman's name and had to google it

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>>39379646
>Kyrie eleison

>>39377870
It's just an edit of that Kamen Rider manga

>>39370468

Yea but never because of muscles :(

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An old lady came up to me today in the middle of my pull-ups and said it was amazing how I could do that and how she really likes my shirt. Did I make it guys?
Pic related is the shirt

>>39380433
That shirt is gay as fuck homeboy. She just thinks ur a qt.

>>39370468
>catch people mirin almost every time i take my shirt off at pools/beaches
>feels good mane

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>>39374521
lmfao

>>39380448
That's why I only wear it to the gym. Guess next time I see her I compliment her ass or some shit

>>39380433
SHILL TIME
Made this Zyzz shirt
https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/807864-zyzz-veni-vidi-vici-design

Thoughts?

I also have same design as drawstring bag and stickers

>>39380645
Seriously terrible.
Please never let anyone with any fashion sense see you wearing this.

>>39380645
Actually pretty good

>>39375245
why the fuck would you chop firewood in the rain?

>>39374442
rick rude is goals

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I only get mired by fat teenage girls.

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>>39374521
topkek