>tfw no gym pro bf to take you to the gym and teach you how to lift

Make friends that aren't gay

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>>39365132
Huh?

>>39365077
I already know how to lift though.
I just want a gymbro that I see at the gym a few times a week, sometimes we spot each other, then when we're done working out we can go home and fugg

>>39365077
I would ravage him out of no homo respect for his ass gains

>>39365077
god men like this shouldn't exist
they're asking to be pleasured

>>39365714
>they're asking to be pleasured
What's wrong with that? Are you not man enough to do it?

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>roommates think they lift just because they go to the uni gym
>one doesn't benchpress because he doesn't like it
>mfw

>>39365744
I don't bench either because I don't like it. I do DB press instead. It's more fun and better for hypertrophy and stabilizers.

>>39365744
>thinking you have to do the big 3 to be a "lifter"
>doesnt compete himself

lmao retard. i only do squats on the reg, do deadlifts maybe once a month if i feel like it, completely dropped bench. but i'm still stronger than anyone at the gym

stronger then u 2

>>39365898
>but i'm still stronger than anyone at the gym
home gym master race am i right?

>>39365744
>going to the gym to do exercises you dont like

who's the real idiot here?

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>>39365077

How do I achieve male-prostitute
mode?

>>39365729
b-but what if they're straight?

>>39369043
Their loss. And yours. Everybody loses.