Sexual Health Thread

Would Trump increase my test?

>>39364635
how do i grab her by the pussy?

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>>39364635
Blood flow
Cardio, bananas/almonds, daily amount of water

Lasting longer
Lotion up the dick daily, thicker condoms, yohimbe and these multivitamin pills help(pic related).

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>>39364635
Alright I have 2 different questions:

1.
> met qt3.14 who is sexy and funny and we really click
> wonder how she's not taken, there must be a catch
> she has hv2
What do you guys suggest I do? How can go about this safely, or at least as safe as possible?

2.
> go to basic training
> lose what little bit of sexual endurance I have
> literally a one pump chump
> have to keep pumping until my dick goes limp once I cum
> make excuses about condom for why my dick can't get hard
> make up for it by being really good with my mouth and hands
> girls haven't found out yet
I wanna be able to last awhile, how do?

>>39364739
Those were just tips btw....

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>>39364720
absolutely.

>>39364739
Try these pills man....

>>39364741

They work trust just the price sucks 65 usually for a 30 day pack, but online there 30.....

>>39364741
> girls haven't found out yet
Of course they have, surely you can't be this stupid.

Have any other guys here ever got a yeast infection after fucking a girl with it?

I've just recovered from it, but my foreskin is still really tight

>>39364750
If they found out, why would they want to hook up again?

They usually think it had to do with me not being attracted to them so they self conscious. They haven't seen the cum filled condom yet so I honestly don't think they noticed

>>39364754
Well it depends on there sex history if they've had guys that lasted mins and they assume it's normal.... Or they notice. Some girls find it flattering.

Any tips on living with herpes?

>>39364760
There's websites for it like eharmony, but for herpes. There's woman out there if you really get to know won't care...but it's like long term relationship kinda thing

>>39364760
Supposedly just make sure you always use protection and take your meds daily. As long as you don't do anything while you're having an outbreak it shouldn't spread

>>39364635
Is it gay to not want to look at my girl's asshole when doing it doggy style? Anal disgusts me and seeing that poop chute has me cringing. This normal?

i never had a problem lasting long, but lately i sometimes cum too fast. any tips or ideas why it could happen?

>>39364857
Any position you know of that doesn't make you cum? If so, add those in.

>thinking of getting an escort
>have a wank
>immediately realize it would be a stupid decision

I'm still tempted, though. It's not worth it, is it? They're pretty cheap around here(around €150/h) and chances are I'll probably go for it at some point when I've had a few drinks. Worried I might not get it up or come immediately, though.

>>39364877
You'll feel worse about yourself and the money you spent. Don't.

>>39364877
you will probably regret it. also what often happens is that you won't get the girl you wanted and instead some 4/10 shit will come and since you are horny you'll pay anyway to fuck an uggo

>>39364890
>>39364880
Yeah, I reckon I'd regret it.
They have pictures online and its the girls themselves who supposedly pick up their ads, but I bet the pictures are fake or just of them in their "prime".

>>39364904

it's like there just comes some other girl and she says 'she doesnt work anymore and im a replacement'

>>39364635
I only last about two minutes when I'm going raw. After I cum I can keep going for another minute or two before my dick goes limp, then I lose any sexual needs until the next hour or so.

How do I last longer? I'm uncut

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Gonna get fucked by a dude tomorrow. But I havent been able to cum from anal alone, and im too shy to jerk off in front of someone, so idk if im gonna be able to cum

this is like the 4th time this will have happened, im worried he might think its him rather than me

makes me anxious desu

>>39365101
that's nonsense.
unless he is a pornstar fucking you for 45 minutes he has no right to expect anyone to cum handsfree.

if you are interested in having an orgasm during sex just touch yourself a little...you only need a little handwork to come actually. or ask him for a reacharound.
if he refuses both options it means he's a bit of a sadist and wants you to be his little bottom bitch...well, do you want it?

>>39365142

he gives the WORST handjobs lol, that isnt an option

and idk why but it just seems embarassing to touch myself while getting fucked, not sure exactly what thats about

>>39365216
So you taking it in the ass is completely ok, but you jerking off infront of someone is embarrassing. Maybe some foreplay, fetishes? Him jerking u off as he fucks you?

>>39365230

um, i guess it is kind of dumb

i think maybe i do need to find some fetishes, try some new things.

Why does it seem like when Im trying to fuck a girl hard and fast, that I get winded so quickly? I exercise and I also bicycle a pretty long distance on cardio days, but I immediately start getting too tired when I try to go from balls deep to only the tip over and over.

Anyone know what to do with a loud girlfriend?

We just moved out of an house into an apartment so we don't have the privacy like we used to have.

I'm no sex god or anything (We were both virgins when we got together 7 years ago)

So it's not like I'm doing anything special.

Should I just shove her face into a pillow every time or do I sit her down and tell her to stfu, or what?

>>39365831
Why dont you like that shit? That's amazing.

You guys are going to give me shit for this but why is fucking a short chick so damn hard? Doggy style she is almost hanging on my dick, 69 is a chore since either she can't blow me or I have to damn near sit up to eat her out, missionary and both cowgirls are the only thing I can do with her.

Unrelated note she accidentally kicked me in the balls while i was cumming. I don't know if it felt great or just Fucking hurt

>>39364739
>Lotion up the dick daily

What does this do?

>>39365853
>tfw you want manlet children

>>39364849
tell her to clean her nasty anus up wtf
there shouldnt be any poop

lads im kind of worried, I just went to uni and bought some johnnies in case i pull a sloot, but i thought i should test one out so i fapped whilst wearing it but it was kind of uncomfortable and took way too long. is this normal or am i not wearing the right size (im 7x5.5 wearing standard durex ribbed) or just need to get used to it?

>>39365853
How short are we talking about? I'm 6'1" and never had a problem doing any of those positions when dating women who were 5'1" or 5'3". You're not dating freak show midgets, are you anon?

>>39367169
I've got a question about rough sex with hookups.
I read on here all the time about guys casually facefucking girls they just met and shit - how does that work? Are there really that many girls into it , or is it just insecure sloots letting guys abuse them?
I'm kinda inexperienced trying my hand at the hookup game for the first time, and seeing fast progress, so I expect it to work in the near future. Would love to try out some rougher stuff with someone I don't know that well, but would hate leaving a girl feeling genuinely like shit.

>>39367169
bro, where did you get there being poop on her anus? Regardless of hygiene I can't bring myself to look at her brown eye.

I remember I did with this one girl I was dating and it made me never want to look again, she had that all natural stained asshole look. Gross af.

>>39364937
Get them off first.

>meet girl
>things go well, thinking I might finally get a gf
>one day she texts me asking if I want to be her FWB
>fine with me, say ok
>2-3 weeks go by because doc prescribed 1 month with no sex (had frenuloplasty)
>text her 2-3 times asking if she's free
>she's always busy
>think "ok , she's not interested anymore" so I move on and don't text her for 1 week
>suddenly she starts being interested again

what the fuck
why do females do this

This girl wants to hook up with me this weekend I think, only problem is location, we don't really have a house to go to or anything, so our next option would be my car
Where do I park so we can do it with minimal risk?

>>39368124
Women are fucking weird, meng.

Maybe she decided to take a break from dating?
Maybe she got dumped?
Maybe she found interest in you again?

Point is, who fucking knows unless you casually bring it up if it matters that much to you. Otherwise just go with the flow.

>>39368100
You have one too, you priss. The problem is you. Everybody shits and farts. what are you, 12? Grow up and get over yourself.

>>39368141
>Don't have a house
>Will probably get the bitch preggers
>Another shitty kid with shitty parents who should have never fucked in the first place

Get a job and become productive before you get reproductive.

>>39368151
well I found out she's been seeing another guy
she once drunk texted me at 2 am and called me the wrong name , kek
saw a pic of them on FB a few weeks later

the thing is I don't really give a shit, but at the same time I want to fuck this girl too
It's just a massive headache to have to go through this bullshit female logic thing

>>39368167
probably not even gonna do piv

>>39364635
My girl is a complete gains goblin. She's cute as fuck but I've been spending so much time her i haven't had time to work out. What do /fit/?

>>39368117
I wanna last longer m8

>>39364635
Here's 2 questions for you, help a sister out.

I'm a girl and I can't get wet. Not even a little bit, no matter how horny.
Other than using lube, is there anything I should be doing? Help a sister out.

Also, my bf cums in veeeeery small amounts. I hate that, to be honest, but I don't know what to suggest him to do to change that?

>>39368200
Bruh you need some discipline and willpower. If there comes a day that your girl leaves you, you're going to be without her or your gains.

Need balance in your life, mang.

>>39368268
1. Slob on his knob. When my girl doesn't wanna bother using lube she'll give me a dirty blowjob which not only turns me on more but makes it easier to get it inside of her.

2. Does he have low test or something? Or maybe he is jacking off too much? Whatever it may be, perhaps do some more foreplay before he gets to fucking you.

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>>39368268
You haven't been reading this board at all, haven't you?

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>>39368273
You're absolutely right anon, she's literally perfect though. But I need to man the fuck up and continue on my quest to make it one day

>>39368309
Nice catch, bruh. Should def be making time to enjoy whatever it is you two do but yeah... moderation. You got this though, go do it.

>>39368309
No she is not literally perfect. Stop thinking of her like this, it gives her too much power over you. It will break you if she fucks off

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>>39368335
You're right brehs, I'm gonna start hitting the gym hard again, doing a 5 by 5 3 days a week since still fairly dyel, and for the past 2 weeks, I 've only done 2 days of it and ate shit. Time to get my regiment back on track. I'm gonna eat my pound and a half of chicken tonight

>>39368124
Her better option fell through. Girls are super calculating liked that. Not their fault, though. It's built into them to choose the best possible mate.

Is there a way to help get a strong boner for the first few times with a girl?

I have a big dick and no problem lasting a long time, but for some reason the first few times I sleep with a girl, it only gets like half hard (especially if I need to use a condom). Once we've had sex a few times, it goes back to normal and full size.

I've tried L arginine with no luck. I understand it's performance anxiety, I just don't know what to do since I feel pretty confident about myself otherwise

>>39368402
I like you anon, you are a realist, and not one of those fags who expects unrealistic things from a female brain.

>>39368403
Bro I have the same issue. I cant get hard for any girl i bring home from clubs or events. It fucking sucks. Basically only get hard for ex gfs

I have an incredibly small penis (6 inches), prematurely ejaculate (can't thrust rapidly for more than 30 min) and don't like eating pussy because it often tastes bad.

Hi everybody i have a problem i'm currently fucking a below average girl regularly
i was able to get an okay erection not rock hard but enough to give her an orgasm
but since last week i can't have desire for sex anymore

so i started no fap 2 days ago and nothing happened what now ? Am i low test ? I am 20 i tought i was supposed to have enough test to fuck a hole in a wall

FYI before this girl i spent 2 years single and furiously masturbating almost every day
Is my libido permanetly fucked ?

>>39368412
Breh... the conversation I have to have with these girls if I intend to GF them up. "It's actually really big, I swear."

Then they stick it out and are like oh shit, you were serious. But I feel like a dicklet those first few times.

Someone please help us :(

>>39368435
It shouldn't matter

I have an average dick size, but I'm pretty girthy I think

Anyways, whenever I fuck girls, they love it even though I may not be super well endowed. Even when I'm like not even hard, and pretty much fucking them with a wet noodle they're still loving it (or acting like they do) in which case whatever it still works

I am good with my mouth and hands though so I make sure they're satisfied in every way possible

I have somewhat plesant feeling on top of my dick while trying to do kegels and generaly feel like im trying to lift my dick up. Am i doing it wrong ?

>>39368428
>incredibly small penis (6 inches)
You watch too much porn, that's not even fucking close to being incredibly small
Fuck you

>>39368402
>Girls are super calculating like that
Why? They were fwbs after all, so she obviously wasn't that into him anyways. Guys do the same, its normal to disregard people you just want to fuck in favor of those you actually want something from.

I have a problem making girls cum (specifically getting them over the edge)

I've been told I'm "amazing" at oral and fucking, but I can never guarantee that a girl will cum. I can get them moaning, wrapping their legs around me and soaked, but they so rarely fucking cum. I get alot of "that was great" and when I ask how they feel about cumming they say "I don't need to cum to be satisfied"

My three go-to finishers are: Fingering with two fingers doing come hither on gspot while grinding the clit with my palm. Oral, starting slow and random and ramping up to constant clit licking, and finally hitting them from behind and using my hand to rub their clit.

They go wild for all 3, but I can only get these girls to cum like 30/40% of the time. Again they say sex is great and come back for more. Anyone know what's up here? What could I do better?

I've got a new girl who I'm going to be sleeping with soon. I really want her to fall in love with me, and giving her a huge O definitely helps with that. What are your go to moves for getting them off?

>>39368403
>>39368435
>>39368458

I know it shouldn't matter, but giving them the impression you're rocking a huge dong definitely helps get them infatuated in the beginning and makes getting return sessions a lot easier

>>39368530
gotta get a rhythm and keep it up until the job is done, sometimes they have weird mental shit that stops it from happening especially if they're not comfortable with you etc.

>>39368530
Depends on the girl. My current GF told me she couldnt cum when we first started dating, started going raw eventually and pretty much ever time she rides me now she cums, but still cant from anything else.

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>>39368403
try any combination of the three:
>increase cardio: big dick = lots of blood required
>do kegels: stronger boner, stronger halfboner
>fap less often or w less porn: like letting the dog out once a day, he gon go nuts

So I'm currently fucking a man who is amazing. He's rough and sensual and the foreplay is great. I've never been more attracted to someone in my entire life. Problem is I can't get off unless I'm rubbing my clit (which for some reason I'm really shy about doing unless we're in doggy-style). He's tried playing with it while making out with me and it didn't do the trick either. Anyone know how I can up my sensitivity? If it's even possible. I'm not fapping or anything in hopes it will help

>>39368548
How long hitting it at a rhythm does it usually take?

I get them moaning and squirming, then keep doing that while gradually ramping on. It seems like I can get them right there, but never over. Eventually my arm/hand just gets too tired and I can't keep going nuts, but I seriously do this for minutes at a time and with multiple girls.

>>39368530
it's like deathgrip syndrome for wimmenz. if you get so used to doing it yourself it's hard to adjust to someone else doing it

>>39368559
idk since I don't have a vaginer but from what I hear that's pretty common, make him gobble your snatch instead

>>39364635
>age 24
>have zero romantic experience (no sex, no dates, no holding fucking hands)
>considering trying dating in the near future, either online or through help from a successfully married friend

How likely is it that my first time having sex is going to be horrific? I'm terrified I'm gonna have zero control and cum buckets as soon as she touches me.

How prevalent are STDs, really? Am I likely to catch something just because I jumped into the dating pool?

>>39368575
>likely to catch something just because I jumped into the dating pool?
just dont drink the water ok?
just wear some floaty wings aight?
just dont take a dump in the pool NAH MEAN

>>39368572
What am I supposed to do if they have this?

Can any women chime in? Is it ok if she doesn't cum (so long as a solid effort was made and she was thoroughly fucked)

>>39368530
pay attention to signs she's reaching orgasm. flushing (turning red), breathing heavy/moaning, vagina ballooning (vag gets bigger inside when shes excited). do more of the stuff that excites girls. also talk dirty, pull hair (at the base of the skull, dumbass, not the end), choke, spank, hold arms behind her back. gently, dumbass.

>>39368575
Just wear a condom and you'll be fine.

Don't fall for the instant cum meme. It took me forever to cum on my first try. Also, it's really not a big deal - just get it out of the way and you will see.

>>39368573
It's been mentioned but he's said it kind of grosses him out :/ I guess he used to work with some guys who would eat out their girlfriends out before work and then their breath would pretty much make him want to go vomit

>>39368611
lol those guys are fucking savages, just give the ol' flaps a good scrub and shove his head into your pucci3

>>39368593
I do all of that already. I also do light choking if the girl likes it.

I have multiple girls that want to come back and fuck me on a regular basis, so I believe I'm doing the fundamentals correctly, like I said I just need help finishing them off.

>>39368559
>unless I'm rubbing my clit (which for some reason I'm really shy about doing
> I'm really shy about doing
get over it

>>39364635
Is it a bad sign that my libido's low? I don't have any of the other symptoms of low test AFAIK.

I've never had sex (primarily because of the above) and I can go weeks without fapping if that's relevant.

>>39368590
no, it's not okay if she doesn't cum.

sexual excitement is more than just a mechanical thing. it isn't just about technique.

when you can talk your girl to orgasm, then you know you're doing shit right.

move slow, talk slow, breathe deep, feel your voice resonate in your chest, and talk to her about sexy things. tell her what to do--turn over, get on your knees, etc. tell her how she feels--your pussy feels so wam, doesnt it, you can feel how hard your heart is beating. don't just tell her to cum for you, wait until she cums and then tell her thats right thats a good girl cum for me.

>>39368559
That's normal. I'm the same way. After starting SARMs I've gotten more sensitive, if you've been thinking about trying them. Currently dating a woman now so I can't tell you if that would help with PinV sex. Pro'lly would.

>>39368636
depends. maybe. maybe it's normal.

it's only bad if it isn't what you want it to be, really.

>>39364760
Supplement with Lysine daily, and keep your lysine intake higher than your Arginine intake
Those are amino acids in case you didn't know, this will help with less severe outbreaks

>>39368621
You want to tag me in?

Look, if shes on the verge of cumming, but isnt cumming, just keep going.

How do i not scare girls away? I already look good and always can attract girls, but as soon as they get to know me better, they give up on me. I barely make it past first dates. I always try to fix this by meeting with new girls, but all i get is more rejection. I regulary meet girls and go on dates but i still haven't had sex or made out with one in years.

>>39368661
build attraction first. tease her, dance with her, talk to her like shes a little annoying and youre not sure you want her around, and touch her in non sexual ways. then say nice things to her so she gets comfortable with you. not so much that the tension goes away, but enough to relax for a bit. then escalate to things like kissing and onward. if she resists, back off a bit, then move forward again. in fact, dont wait until she resists. push forward a bit and pull back before you take her out of her comfort zone. then get her alone.

remember, every time you meet, you have to start back at an earlier stage than when you left her.

also speak and move more slowly. not like molasses, just slowly and gracefully.

>>39368642
25 yo Virgin here.
i've been trying for the first time ever to get with girls and ask them out for the past few weeks. It's going alright, and at this point I assume it's only a question of time and meeting/talking to enough girls until I end up in Bed with some qt.
However, I have a hard time getting over the illusion that your first time should be sepcial, and I think I'm still kinda hesitant over "giving it up". I already stopped masturbating three times a day, so I can let my dick do some of the thinking. But I already pussied out on some great opportunities with attractive and cool girls because it wasn't "special" enough, and therefore convinced myself not worth facing my fears of actually having sex.
How do I stop this from happening ever again?

>>39365885
Makes your skin smoother and repairs damages. Less irritation so you last longer, some lotions actually make it a bit numb.

>>39368717
If you want her to take the lead, then it is a matter of time.

You live your own life. If you want sex with one special someone, find someone nice and do it with her. Dont fuck a lot of chocks when you dont want to just be.cause it works for someone else

But you have to be proactive. Girls can just wait because guys do the asking. You have to ask her.

Come over to my place and watch a movie or have dinner. come go running with me. that sort of thing. get her alone before sexy time and make with the kisses.

>>39368611
Holy fuck this made me laugh. Coworkers are probably full of shit or their girlfriends have nasty snatches.

Suggesting getting in the shower before fucking to clean up. I do that with my girlfriend and treat her vag as if it's my final meal.

>>39368661
Better question is why do you scare girls away? Any idea whether it's your appearance, vibe, personality, etc?

I'm a pretty straight forward dude so I've had women i the past tell me I intimate them. Helps to befriend your dates afterwards to get this feedback

>>39368758
amusingly, its usually not the snatch that stinks. its the sweat glands. you have oily armpit sweat glands in your crotch that also stink. a swipe of deodorant in the crease of your leg (not your snatch or dick, but where the inside of your thigh joins your hip at the top) will stop like 99% of crotch funk.

>>39368775
Well Damm, thanks anon. I had no idea.

>>39368741
Nah, I'm not looking for a gf atm. The more girls I talk to , the more I realise that a lot of them are genuinely alright people I can connect with. Doesn't mean I fall in love or anything, but I think it's perfectly possible to have a good time together on a more than purely physical level even if you don't know each other that long.
I've taken my time hanging out with people from all walks of life, and it taught me a lot. Now I just want to do the same thing with sex essentially - get to know what women are like in that way.It's not about a"number" or anything like that, no actualman would ever measure his value by things like that. I'd actually hate to find that special somone right away - I'd always wonder what it's like to sleep with another woman, inevitably dooming that relationship. Besides, the whole "special" thing was always just an excuse to not get out of my comfort zone and do it already. I've met at least several girls who might've ended up being very special to me if I only let them get close enough...
Also, I'm fine with a girl taking the lead, but I'd much rather find my balls and learn to lead myself. Feels good to get over yourself and risk your ego being dinged up a little.

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Is it possible for someone on the austistic spectrum to get laid without resorting to prostitution? I'm high-functoning and also a virgin at 35. I'm more interested in a relationship, but having sex at least once would make me feel more at ease.

>>39368806
Sex releases a chemical called oxytocin. Its important in pair bonding and fidelity and stuff. Having sex tends to make people more into each other. Don't worry too much about it being perfect. Just find someone nice and proceed at the pace thats comfortable to you.

Or you could hire an escort and get it over with. Whatever.

>>39368708
Good advice, thanks!

>>39368771
In the past i more or less had "game". Then i fell wayyyy to hard for this one girl (i think some people call it oneitis or something). From there on i tried and failed. That's where my youthfull confidence took a big hit, more so with every following rejection. Right now i'm stuck building a non phony confidence, but thats hard work and i'm still not there. On top of that i might come off a little "thirsty". The last time has been a while for me.

>>39368826
Yes, it's possible. But you're pretty much wired the opposite the way sex works for normies.

Sex is a lot of conversational subtext and bodylanguage and reading emotions so you know when you can move forward.

Richard Feynman wrote an essay entitled "You Just Ask Them?" or something of the like that might pose a more suitable method for your predicament.

I can never get off with a girl. I can just never cum, I'd do nofap for a week or more then have sex and still not be able to cum. Halp

>>39368899
Can you get off with another man?

>>39368899
Even without condoms?

>>39364752
What does that even look like? How does it feel? How long did you have it?

>>39368293
Do you have the more detailed inforgraph that's like this?

>>39368912
Yes, even without. I used to fap a lot but now it's quite rare, I'm always very comfortable with sex like I'm no stranger to a vagina. Just can't cum.

>>39368911
I'm straight, thanks for asking though

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>>39364635
IS the lose x ammount of weight gain a dick inch meme or part meme? Is it bc all your gut and thigh fat goes away so you can stroke deep or does the thinning of the pubis fat release the beast from within?

>>39368932
Toys are a god next step.

Vibrating cock ring? Vibrating butt plug for her or you or both of you?

>>39368947
Not a meme. There's a fat pad on your crotch. There's no foied pounds to inches ratio, but about 20 lbs of fat is around a half inch of dick for an average man.

>>39368957
Hmm, I'll suggest. The current girl im banging is quite new so it'll be a while. But hey dude thanks for the tips I appreciate it.

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>>39364635
I was dating this gal for awhile and I masturbated significantly less. She broke up with me about 3 weeks ago and for awhile I was wanking frequently out of being emotionally compromised. Now I want to stop masturbating completely besides maybe once a month but recently I have been really horny and have caught my hand moving south more than a few times. I hear that doing push ups whenever you have an urge is a good way to avoid wanking but what else do you guys advise?

>>39368966
fixed not foied

I have a problem. I have really dry skin on my penis. How do I get rid of it?

>>39368972
masturbation is normal and healthy as long as you arent doing it in public and havent quit your job to do it or something.

Is seven inches a good erect penis length?

>>39368984
lotion. vaseline works, too. a thin layer.

maybe switch to a moisturizing soap as well.

that doesnt work, see a dermatologist.

>>39368972

i find that a great way to get rid of the urge to masturbate is to masturbate

works really well for me

>>39368996

bro how fucking sad is your life that you made this post?

reevaluate all of the thought processes that went into you typing out your post, solving the captcha and hitting 'post'

Christ alive.

>>39368996
top 10%, more or less

considered the perfect size by some sex researchers I dont remember the names of.

>>39368996
I'm 7 inches and I've had quite a few sexual partners, most if not all that's it big but not too big. Porn is not real most girls like a big but not huge dick. Plus the stats are on your side, just look up the average length in your country.

>>39368970
Tell her the truth. That your dick just isnt sensitive to cum and you thought youd both enjoy the extra stimulation.

Maybe get a hitachi magic wand and use it on each other.

Also, prostate stimulation is like working a woman's g spot, even a finger up your butt mit seem a bit faggy at first. something to try on your own maybe to see if it works.

>>39365803
Pick up intensity?

>>39368996
yes. be grateful you dont have a 10x7 cunt ripper like I do. i have zero idea what its like to be balls deep in a vagina, but I know what it's like to have to take a girl to the hospital to get stitches in the vagoo and be accused of rape by the nurse.

Are there any other guys who cannot get off when receiving oral or a hand job? In all my life I've only gotten off by a blow job once.

I'm good with actual fucking but oral just bores me.

>>39369091
Most girls dont know how to do it well.

If you can jerk yourself off, you can get off with a hand job.

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>>39368930
infograph is pretty much the same.
been on this for about a week now and saving up for
>her
hasn't killed me yet but it is really hard to stop myself from fapping right now.

>>39369158
I thought there was another one that also talks about precum and a few other things?

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>>39369304
This one?

>>39369351
Thanks senpai

>>39364849
Yes, not liking anal is really gay

You are a faggot though

>last Saturday
>be a senior kv in college
>danced with this sophomore girl I recently met at a party that I'm into
>take her back to my friends suite to drink since it's in the same dorm as her place
>my friends wingman me by providing alc and leaving the living room for me
>we end up talking until 5am and I don't make a move even though we took shots together the whole time
>she was looking eager the whole time and didn't appear bored or distant from the conversation
>but regardless, I blew my first big opportunity to make out with or even fuck a girl
>get her number though
>we texted casually about the election last night
>I wanna fuck her but getting to really know her on Saturday night was also cool and I actually don't think I'm friendzoned or whatever

How do I make a move through text or steer the conversation in a flirty matter? There's only one more weekend before Thanksgiving break and the iron is still hot so it's now or never. I actually think she's interested.

>>39364731
You can't she's a dog.

>>39365216
sometimes I don't like touching myself, not because it's embarrassing, but because I am worried I'll make them feel bad. But my partner usually touches me anyway, and is good at it, unlike your guy. So if you don't want him to touch you because he sucks, just fkn touch yourself!

>>39365831
have you actually had sex in the apartment? just talk to her, it's not that hard. communication is rule number one of relationships and sex.

>>39365803
just slow down when you get tired. getting fucked hard and fast for a long time gets boring/painful.

>>39365853
Lel at last sentence. but like the other anon said, I'm tiny, and it's never been a problem for me and my partner. We do doggy with my legs on the outside and his on the inside; not sure if that has to do with height, or is just our comfort preference. Also, we do flat iron, spooning, my ankles on his shoulders, reverse cowgirl, me on my side with him kneeling... there's so much to do!

>>39368091
Even if it's just a hookup, communicate and talk to her, ask her.

>>39368200
do you have no life? get some balance

>>39368268
Hey! I'm a girl too. Though I don't have that problem, I don't think you should be ashamed of using lube; everyone has different levels of wetness. I wouldn't worry about doing anything else; I think lube is sufficient.
No idea about the cum thing.

i finally got a high test gf but i still fap like crazy like 3 times a day.

this is def affecting my sex life. sometimes i don't want to have sex and just jerk off. and sometimes i go soft after a little bit.

i really need to lay off jerking off

Don't know if this is thread related but it's pathetic regardless

I'm a mid 20s kissless virgin and I hate professional porn because it is just seems so fake and ridiculous to me. The overly buff tattoed guys, the perfect looking women with the high pitched voices constantly OH YEAH OH YEAH FUCK ME OH YEAH OH YEAH, just everything about it. So I only watch amateur porn.

But what this results in is that I frequently see couples around my age or younger (because late teens through 20s are usually the ones who would videos online) having loving, passionate sex. They do normal sex positions with a lot of missionary or near-missionary positions. Lots of eye contact, lots of smiling, lots of kissing each other passionately on the lips. The girl constantly moaning, even saying the guy's name. Watching the guy be great at sex and fuck her so well, thinking about how this is what everyone my age and younger in relationships do regularly, and even guys who are capable of picking up girls from bars, tinder, at parties, one night stands, friends with benefits.

I like watching them have sex, but it just makes me sad at the end, thinking how I never have experienced that, and even if I miraculously do in the future, I'll have missed out on a decade worth of it already.

Why the fuck do I do this to myself? Does anyone at all have similar feels?

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Has /fit/ ever fucked a fat girl? Not your typical T H I C C bitch, but an actual fat girl?

Was it worth it or is it better to just a virgin? I'm 23 and I feel like I am getting closer to wizard mode. I want to be fuck just so I can get it over with.

>>39368530
SOunds like these girls just don't come all of the time, and that's how it is. Sometimes it's good to take a break if you've been rubbing for a real long time.

>>39369602
you already know the solution, you just said it. in regard to achieving it, get some good hobbies. Gym, vidya, tv shows, reading, w/e

>>39369369
just hang out with her more, ask her to lunch, ask her to watch tv/movies one night. The more often you hang, the more opportunities. Get some physical stuff happening, hold her hand, ramp it up. Go in for a kiss, when/if you are ready, but be careful with this, go in slowly

>>39369091
tell her what feels good and what doesn't, god. nah, but more seriously, my bf rarely cums with hand job, seems normal. not much you can do that I know of. maybe don't touch yourself for a while

I can fuck, but I have never came.

It hasn't negatively affected my sex life too much so far, because I am good w/hands and mouth. But how do I actually cum from sex?

>>39369635

I fucked 2 fat girls, the first one had a HUGE ass that I couldn't resist, and it turned out to be a hell of a time. It was pretty good desu, I think back to it whenever I come across any BBW vids.

The second fat girl was BOXY type fat, you know. Her ass was tiny and hard, no jiggles = no fun.

Come to think of it, there was another girl I banged that had a hard ass. I didn't enjoy it and she always bit my tongue, plus I felt guilty every time because I was way above what she should be able to attain at the time. Giving her a false sense of self confidence meanwhile she wouldn't be able to pull anyone like me unless they were also as horny as I was in that moment.

But yes, I fucked 2 fat girls, maybe 3, but idk.

>>39369715

What positions have you tried?

That happened to me until I found a few positions that worked most of the time.

>>39369715
Think sexy thoughts of specific stuff that turns you on. Or as Cliché as it is, don't focus too much on having to cum as it puts on unwanted stress.

>>39369606
No, not me.

Did you go to college? It's pretty easy to get a girl in college man. At 25 you don't really have to many pools of people to choose from.

Are you good looking?

>>39369744
This read as a church confession, kek.

>>39365803
I would not go all the way back to the tip, just pull out enough to smack her ass with your hips.

>>39369768
>25 year old virgin
>are you good looking

That's funny man

>Did you go to college? It's easy to get a girl in college

Sorry, I'm not as big of a normal guy as you, clearly

>>39369606
uh, I first had sex at 19, with my first bf who I met when he was in his mid 20s. I also hate professional porn, and dig amateur porn for the same reasons as you. Doesn't bother me that 19 is "late", and my bf met me at 24, so i don't think it's a big deal desu

>>39369798
*oops, actually met him at 23

>>39369606
you come from a billions of years old line of creatures who all managed to successfully get laid. it just takes practice with learning the social skills.

start by having pleasant nonsexual conversations with other random strangers. "hi having a good day?" "thats interesting howd that happen?" etc

oncw you have a grasp of that you can try talking to people you find attractive.

>>39369751
Missionary, cowgirl. Nothing too fancy.

>>39369764

I guess I'll try that. I mean, the only stuff I fap to is hentai and Kpop

>>39368084
im 6'1 too. but I can't get it. maybe she need to put ass up higher

>>39369545
short gf anon here. might be cause she's [spoiler THIC[/spoiler

>>39364849
If she had a dirty asshole just be honest with her and tell her she needs to clean more thoroughly. Be gentle but don't act apologetic, if you feel awkward telling her she will be embarrassed and ashamed. But if her asshole is clean and you just don't like looking at it then you really need to grow the fuck up and get over it dude.

>>39364752
I have 'non-specific urethritis' which seems to be from my gf having had thrush recently. Or it could be chlamydia, they didn't know. So I'm on antifungal cream and antibiotics while also treating a fucking cold sore. All I need is a tapeworm to complete my pathogen collection.

>>39368173
Then just don't think about it. Just have the mentality that it doesn't matter if you smash or not. She stops messaging you again? Cool. She wants to fuck? Cool. You get to the sex location and turns you down? Cool, get up and walk out/make her leave. Do this, but remember you have to take the lead, set up a time and place to meet, tell her to wear something sexy. Have other plans in case she flakes. Don't concern yourself with what's going on in her head.

Being on a cut has utterly destroyed my sex life. Was about 304, down to about 199 now.

>meet a new grill
>I'm all feelz, no thrills
>she thinks it's because I think she's ugly
>legit best girl I've ever had around
>could only watch as she slipped through my hands like sand
>dick absolutely refused to work
>don't apologize for it, getting cut is more important to me than getting laid

>also got picked up a bulged disc trying to deadlift, no money to fix it
>now it hurts quite a bit to do squats

Seems like there won't be much left of me when this is all said and done. Does it get better lads?

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What can I expect with a girth of 5.16?

Is this just average or will a girl really love it?

>>39368173
>I DONT REALLY GIVE A SHIT
>POSTING AND WHINING ON 4CHAN ABOUT IT

OKAY DUDE

what are some signs a girl is into me?

I looked her up and she's very Christian and a couple years younger than me, so I can only assume she's not a turbo-slut and actual possible gf material

>>39370097
You seem like such a fucking meme spouting douche

>>39370173
Let me rephrase

How would a more possibly inexperienced religious girl show interest?

>>39370173
Very Christian girls are generally turbo sluts and not gf material, because even though you may not have anything against her beliefs, eventually she will try to enforce them on you. Typical indicators of interest are trying to make and hold eye contact with you, going out of her way to talk to you, being physical with you in conversation etc. It's generally pretty easy to tell when a girl is trying to earn your validation. At the end of the day you should just go up to her and say, "Hey, I think you're pretty cute, give me your and we'll hang out sometime". Hit her up in txt, talk about any random shit and pepper in little flirtatious statements, ramping it up when she responds well, pulling back and trying again later when she doesn't respond well, continuing with the stream of bullshit and tactfully applying the sexual element until it sticks. When you have established a warm response for your sexual intent, tell you have some booze and to meet you at X. Meet, hug, kiss on the cheek, go to sex location (note that X can also be the sex location). More bullshit, sexual statements, warm and intense eye contact, get closer to her, touch her, look at her lips, the kiss will come like a magnet. After making out for a while, tell her in no uncertain terms that you are not interested in a relationship and this will probably only happen once, she will almost certainly not care, then you can escalate from there. And ffs wear a condom.

>>39370287
>Typical indicators of interest are trying to make and hold eye contact with you, going out of her way to talk to you, being physical with you in conversation etc.

check, check, and not check

plot twist: I work with her

she stands uncomfortably close to me and makes eye contact while talking to me. She also does try to talk to me a lot but I've only worked with her a couple times because I just started my job.


>Very Christian girls are generally turbo sluts and not gf material, because even though you may not have anything against her beliefs, eventually she will try to enforce them on you.
s-surely there are exceptions. R-right?

What are some traits to look out for with women that are exceptions?

>>39370318
Nothing about what you describe necessarily indicates that she has any significant interest in you, honestly standing uncomfortably close to people and making intense eye contact is something that I've encountered with very religious people a few times, they also talk in this creepy unnaturally soothing tonality, like they're trying to lul you to sleep or put in a trance. Though she could just be shy or unsure how to progress with you. In any case it doesn't really matter, just go for the number and don't be butthurt if she rejects you. Also there's not really any way to tell if she's a typical Christian girl or not until you interact with her through txt or in private unless she's grabbing on your dick. And even if she isn't, she may well want to make you wait for sex until marriage, do you really want that? And I get it, she's probably really cute and you don't want to fuck it up or face the social consequences, but you always need to be prepared to fuck it up. There are millions of girls out there that you'll find cute, and most are not appropriate gf material for you, but you'll never learn how to attract any of them if you don't keep practising like everything else in your life. Also, as long as you don't allow yourself to feel awkward about the rejection and just act like nothing happened, nobody will give a fuck, even she won't, just say "no worries, I just had to ask", smile and about your day as normal. The only thing failure will do is give you an experience to learn from, and you'll need a lot of those. Literally nothing to lose, don't think just act.

>>39364635
god japanese cartoons are retarded looks like a boy. LOL and I bet straight weebs fap to this shit.

>tfw a virgin with phimosis

I've done the stretches and it's better but I'm afraid of my foreskin tearing during sex. Should I be worried

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>>39370411
Yeah maybe I'm just mistaking it for nothing. I used to be a huge cringeworthy autist growing up but have evolved to be socially outgoing and confident and people are generally recieve me very well, but flirting is still a new thing.

Some highlights though
>shake her hand with confidence but hers was really limp which I think would imply a lack of confidence
>again, stands way into my personal bubble. I'll be standing at the register and she walks near me to talk and makes eye contact with me. She's like 2-3 inches away
>would randomly show me how to do certain things, but maybe it's just because I'm a new hire
>later on I'm doing work on the computer
>the room I'm in has a very short hallway (few feet) and at the end of it before you turn to enter the room, there are brooms on the wall
>she goes to get them
>I could have sworn she was looking at me for a few seconds straight as if to get my attention
>second time she comes in to put them back she makes small talk with me

>>39368100

Put some masking tape over it.

>>39370454
Like I said, it doesn't matter, just go for it and embrace whatever happens. The thing is I couldn't tell you if she's interested or not because I'm not there, but if you try your luck then you'll have a little more data about telling whether or not a girl is interested by either confirming or denying your suspicions. And the more times you do this the more and more data you get until you get to the point where you can just tell if a girl wants the D, as well as learning how to make them want there D. Regardless of the outcome, making your move is the right decision.

>>39370454
>I used to be a huge cringeworthy autist
>used to
>and yet here you sit posting paragraphs wanting girl advice on 4chan

>>39370495
why are you so upset?

>>39370454
And FYI in my experience women just tend to have weak handshakes.

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>>39370501
Women are truly memes

>>39370495
While you're hating he's trying to improve himself.

So I'm a virgin thats almost 30 and I think sex is disgusting. Sex is not necessary to be happy in life.

>>39370498
Not upset at all. It's funny.

>>39370514
>using a random anonymous 4channer to "improve

He's in a lot of trouble.

>>39370529

How would you know?

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>>39370537
>he's in a lot of trouble

for what exactly?

>>39370537
When was the last time your faggot ass got laid? All the successful people I know don't waste their time shitting on people they see as beneath themselves, and certainly not anonymous ones. I'd find it very hard to believe you're the exception to that rule.

>>39370562
>getting this mad over someone telling you what you're doing is dumb

holy shit lol, try to contain your autism with the girl IRL

>>39370671
original poster here

I'm the one that posted the smug mouse.

>>39370671
I was actually the one giving the advice, and I'll be honest, it does upset me because I was once terrified of girls, and if I had listened to people like you (who btw, were always who themselves couldn't get laid) then I have given up and remained a kissless virgin. Like actually, why do you do it? What part of you is so pretty that you want to get in this guys head and hold him back? It's not like you actually critiqued any of my advice, because I'd actually appreciate that. You're just some butthurt dweller trying to enforce your personal limiting beliefs on other people who are actually trying. Wtf man?

>>39370746
*guys who themselves
*I would have
*petty

>>39368924
I used to get yeast infections when I was 12-14 from jacking off with soap as a lubricant in the shower. Just looked like dry flaking skin, and it itched to high heaven. Made my dick sweat smell a weird.

>>39364635
Reposting from another thread. Any directions to help or a better place to seek answers is much appreciated.

Here's a sex problem for you guys.

Three months ago, I fell for the jelqing meme. Everything was fine for about two weeks when suddenly I woke up and realized I couldn't get hard. Thought to myself, "whatever happens to everybody."

Carried on for five days. The day I went to the doctor, my erection were coming back at an extremely weak level, maybe 30%.

Referred to a urologist when my erections were kinda back to normal. But I was experiencing what jelq people call "hard flaccid." My dick was rubbery and stiff, and it couldn't relax into flaccid state anymore. Spoke to the urologist, said he had no idea, but I should take off six weeks from sex or masturbation.

Six weeks went by, literally no improvement. Went to back to urologist, he said rest some more. I went to a second one for a different opinion. He's never heard of this happening and asked if I'm having problems during sex with it. Dunno, didn't try.

Went home and jacked off. For the first time in my life, I experienced premature ejaculation. I wasn't getting 100% erect and I came in like one minute of masturbating. The weird thing though? I reached climax but I didn't cum until twenty seconds afterwards. It was weird... like I was straining or something. It was a dreadful feeling. I waited a few days and tried again, same thing happened, weird delayed ejaculation but super quick climax.

My erections are fucked up, my ejaculations aren't working like they should, and I'm experiencing dick problems the urologist can't figure out. I'm going back in to see him next week but I don't think they know what to do.

Anyone have any ideas? Before you all call me an idiot, I completely agree. I'm only 19 and we all do stupid shit when we're young.

>>39370753
>doesn't have a rebuttal
>better correct grammar

>>39370832
I did rebutt you nigga, you have yet to rebutt me. I don't think you've even answered a single one of my questions.

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>>39370757
I did the same thing to my ding dong. Would get sore, flaky and red af.

Muslim gf who I really like keeps rejecting me cuz muh haram but I can tell she wants it really really badly. Despite that I am getting really fucking tired of getting rejected and consider quitting on this. Is it normal to hate being rejected this much? It hasn't happened before so I don't know if I'm over reacting.

>>39370287
>I'm a virgin , and I can talk well to girls (tease them, eye contact, touching etc.) but I donÄt know how to tactfully steer the conversation towards something sexual - how do you do it?

>>39371963
Wasn't supposed to be greentext...

>>39371859

that's what rejection feels like at first. Later on you just stop caring and move on if you smell a whiff of it

>>39368280
Thank you for your suggestion. Unfortunately, we use condoms because my bf lasts nothing without them, so no matter how much saliva I slob, his penis will be dry when he sticks it in.

>>39368293
I will send it to him, thanks.

>>39369589
Thanks! I do get embarrassed about it, but I guess there's not much else I can do about it other than using lube.

>>39371963
Know that feel bro.

That said looking at their lips when their talking and seeing if they return the favour seems to work.

>>39364635
Just did NoFap for 10 days for the first time to try and break the habit. I've hated masturbating for months now and I've never had sex.

My sexual health as a medical tickbox is Excellent.

My psychoSexual Health is in intensive care.

>>39368265
Okay. I bet you're thinking "plz last longer this time". If you do this you're doin it wrong.

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One Zinc tablet at day (dosed at 25mg) makes my boners rock hard and causes a lot of precum, also cum shots go to my neck. Should I pop a double dose of 50mg Saturday morning to minimise risk of limp dick from alcohol, and increase my load even further? Total dose for the day will be 60g+ because of multivitamin.

>>39364635
Have a dick slightly over 5 inches, probably under 5 and a half.

really self conscious about it for some reason even though i can talk to girls easily.

>>39371842
I feel like that's something they should teach in sex Ed classes.
When I went to the doctor for it, the second question they asked was if I "used hand sanitizer or left soap on it for a prolonged period of time".
The bitch probably saw 20 preteen boys a day with yeast infections.

>>39370796

have you told them that you did jelq or are you hoping to them fixing your dick without that particular info?

honestly I have no idea what's wrong here but I do have the feeling that you didn't told them what you did before going flat.

>>39370796
Do not fucking jelq.
You can fuck up and permanently break your dick.
No I'm not kidding, no I'm not bullshitting you.
You will end up breaking your dick

The dick isn't muscle like your arm or even heart it's basically just a flesh tube. You are basically overly stretching your dick and creating scar tissue and HOPING that it will increase the size.
It can ruin the ability for your head to get hard or your dick to stand up or even to maintain an erection no matter what drugs you take.

You will break your dick in ways that not even viagra or cialis can fix. In ways that the best urologists and dick scientists on the earth can't repair.

The only thing that's been proven to work is stretching and to a far, far far so far lesser that it's not even worth mentioning, extent pumps.

But pumps will break your dick if done too much. This isn't fear mongering or anything this is a fact.

It's the worst kind of masturbation, mental masturbation.

>>39372391
I wouldn't really fuck around with zinc at excess of 40mg, it's toxic and fucks with your absorption of other metals

>>39372391
>found a working dose
>wants to increase it to fuck it up
Don't mess with, you may think more is better, but you'd be terribly wrong
Also what makes your boners rock hard is your mind. Keep that mindset, kill anxiety, stay relaxed and don't drink WAY TOO MUCH, you'll be more than ready to go.

I can get pretty damn drunk myself before my dick starts failing, it kinda only stops when I'm about to pass out. That's from a lot of practice (drunk hook ups) I guess

>>39372938
Pumping is actually worse than jelqing, too much of an agression to your arteries, veins and capillaries in the dick, don't pump unless you've been doing PE for years!
Do light / medium intensity stretching if you want extra length over the course of years, but even when stretching you need to go gently and take safety measures. And again, it doesn't do much.

Even though it is the most common of all, jelqing is a high risk low reward PE method. If you're REALLY desperate and willing to invest so much damn time into it for small gains over a long time, then do it the safest way possible - never skip warming up and shit like that, otherwise you can end up like this dude:
>>39370796

Broken dick, and there's no medicine for that. If your body doesn't heal it properly, goodbye.

>>39368072
Measure your dick and look up what size you need... Maybe you dont have the right size.
I used to wear too tight condoms and went limb during sex. Thought it was a mental thing, no more problems since then.
Also its normal take longer when usuing a condom.

>>39372910
Nah, I told them. Neither of them heard of it and couldn't diagnose me, but they said the only thing to do is to let it heal if it ever will.

Another anon on the thread said I probably gave myself venous leakage (cavernosum failure). I'm truly regretful I ever did this shit.

>>39372938
Lesson learned, far too late.

>>39373513
At least I can stay an example for other guys to never end up impotent like I am now.

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>Be gay
>Cheated on at start of year
>Try to fuck around but no libido and my dick doesn't get up
>Spend summer travelling, reading, lifting
>Think about dating again
>Sexy 18 yo invites me over last night
>We bang
>Cum inside
>He cums just from me fucking him
>On drive home another 18 yo asks me to fuck him
>Just do it in my car, gonna fuck, but he says it's too big and hurts too much
>Sucks me off instead

Feels p good

>>39376091
Damn it's easy being a fag.
Why do you have to learn how to deal with girls before you can do stuff like that with them?

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>>39376091
WHHHHY ISN'T THERE A WAY FOR STRAIGHT GUYS TO BECOME GAY, WHY GOD WHY?!

>>39376170
>>39376189

Believe me there's plenty of downsides. Sex comes easier, sure, but the vast majority of people are freaks. I don't want to be friends with most of them, much less a relationship.

Even if you do find someone you can stand and want to be with, because sex is so assessable and gays are whores, you'll spend your relationship essentially waiting to get cheated on.

I wish there was a balance.

>>39376302
Damn maybe i can get a sex change and just date lesbians, but then again I've heard they are whores too.

People suck.

Maybe the answer is learning another language and moving to a different country like something in eastern europe.

>break up with gf
>get tinder
>fuck 1 chick
>chlamydia

WRAP IT UP BOYS
EVERY TIME

Every-time she's on the verge of cumming I feel Im going to cum to so I stop the stroke and breathe it out or just slow it down, but then she relaxes too. I mean sometimes she does cum but probably not as often as she'd like (or maybe as often as I'd like) because every time she's near I have to stop. It's like her pleasure is transported into my body and I don't want to go beyond that line. Any tips?

>>39376636
I just realized I'm overthinking the whole thing. She's more than happy, I'm more than happy, the magic happens when it happens and I'll just continue with the rhythms and the presence. I guess we both have great pleasure but my mind says "it's not enough" but it's always enough, even just eye contact and an inward smile is enough. Thanks

>>39364635
Just started having sex with my gf, but I keep getting irrationally worried about her being pregnant. We use condoms (she isn't on the pill) but she also hasn't had a period for, like, 2 years. Dunno why I'm so paranoid.

If the male birth control shot comes out in the next few years, I'm taking that shit.

>>39370746
Holy shit relax you aspie

Trying to get advice from anonymous guys on an anime imageboard who know nothing about your specific situation is a really stupid idea. Not only is that a dumb idea to do, but then it opens another issue where you likely won't know how to interact with the girl without the help of said anime imageboard and will blow it anyway

Although I guess your revolutionary advice of "dude just try" should have been respected

>>39377222
research "neem oil as contraceptive"
so far so good for me

haven't kissed a gril in 2 1/2 years
haven't fugged (:DDD) a gril in 3 years

wut do

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>>39364739
CONDOMS? NIGGA WHAT?????

>>39377375
what do you like to do? do things that you like and forget about it, you're still alive and the only time it hurts is when you think about it
forget it and pursue things you love, girls will come once you're in your zone dog
lower your standards, find the beauty in all, don't look at pretty girls online they screw up your perception of reality
go to places where girls are, try yoga, do rock climbing, hike trails, go travel
fuck idk man
obviously you're living a static life, break your comfort zone, do things you wouldn't

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>>39369635
fat girls are VERY NICE

Guys im 18, and I had a wet dream last night. It was the first time in a while, but is it normal for an 18 yo to still get that shit.

In general i'm really sensitive and cum in like 5 seconds during sex. I'm hoping its just an age thing and will eventually go away though.

>haven't kissed a girl since march 2013
>haven't had sex since maybe august 2009
J U S T
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going on a road trip this weekend to seattle. meeting up with a grill friend tomorrow night on the way to meet up with other mutual friends, plan to sleep on her couch. she hasn't mentioned sleeping toggether but should i shoot my shot? or will it fuck up

So many stories here about people having difficulty maintaining erections. How old are you guys?
I'm 24 and I still get erections as frequently as when I was a teen. I can't so much as get dressed or take a piss without getting rock hard.

>>39378476
This is the problem I have and it's so embarrassing. Same age as you.

Now granted I'm a kissless virgin, but I get hard so often. I don't really get morning wood much like on wakeup, but like on my train commute at the same place, a few minutes before getting off the train I get hard for no reason. If my jeans are too tight on my crotch, I'll get hard.

>>39377457
It's fine. If you don't masturbate then your body has wet dreams occasionally to keep it all working.