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>>39363918
first

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JBFLGF

MAGA

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I cant believe it, im not even american but you sons of bitches did something right for a change and for that we are all grateful

MAGA

>>39363938
Who?

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fraud ..I....

>>39363918

1.14 ahead with 1.56 left.

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TRUMP TAKES PENNSYLVANIA!
GOD BLESS AMERICA!
MAGA!

>>39363947
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>>39363950

Trump won. Cmon now, nothing will change.

IT'S FUCKING OVER

PA HAS FINALLY BEEN COUNTED
WI TOO

TRUMP 274

MAGA
GOD BLESS

TIME TO SLEEP

(please no riots tomorrow)

>>39363952

Yep. 90+ ahead with 90k votes left. He won.

>tfw 07:45 and haven't gone to sleep yet
too hyped to fall asleep to

All you nerds posting about whtever and I got titties

>>39363970
we're only posting about the future of western civilization, who cares right

keep being a disgusting cuck

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>>39363947
Seth Rich. The source of the Podesta/dnc leaks. He straight up stole Podeata'so cell phone. He was gunned down in the street for it...
F

>>39363973
>future of western civilization
It's fucked either way become a hedon now or regret yourself

>>39363943
... He's taking the piss. You yanks will be wishing you got Clinton in soon enough.

>>39363976
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>>39363976
he was a hero and they put him in the fucking ground

>>39363943
Trump turned PA red for the first time since 1992.

If that's not indicative of some major good shit going down, then I don't know what is

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>>39363999
RIP Seth Rich.
Praise Kek.

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MAINE IN PLAY?
MAGA!

>>39364018
So beautiful

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>>39364018

>>39364018
lol, john podesta speaking for clinton

she wont' concede tonight, everyones buttmad

maga motherfuckers

Why the fuck did Pennsylvania go from 99% to 89% out of nowhere

will roiding help me find a girlfriend to kiss at midnight on new years eve?

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>>39364070

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>>39364076
nah, u still need to outside for it

it increases the possibilty tho

>>39364070
WI just tipped to Trump officially
Pennsylvania is at less than 1% remaining
MAGA 276
Cucks 218

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It's over senpai, dear god I'm not drunk enough.

BUT RECREATIONAL MJ GOT PASSED WEEEEEEW

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GOD BLESS AMERICA!
I LOVE YOU ALL!

>>39364086
Wait, is this final? Over? Decided? He literally, unironically WON?????

What the fuck

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>>39364094
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6qrj_lx2O7w

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I DON'T CARE IF I NEVER COME DOWN

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WE DID IT, BOYS

HILLARY JUST CONCEDED

MAGA MOTHERFUCKERS

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JERRY BTFO

how will he ever recover

praise kek

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LMAO my neighbors are lighting off fireworks.
MAGA!

>>39364101
BRIK BTFO

I'm just here enjoying Americans taking back their country for America

Great job. Now fix your system so the voice of the minor parties can actually be heard

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>>39364105
who else can kek BTFO for us tonight

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TRUMP VICTORY SPEECH LIVESTREAM
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Pence speaking now fraudfam

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CLINTON CONCEDES. THE SHILL CONCEDED. THE REALITY TV HOST IS PRESIDENT. RECREATIONAL MARIJUANA IS LEGAL FOR ME. COULD THIS GET ANY BETTER?

Yeah, Gary coulda gotten 5%.

Fuck me.

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>>39364097

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>>39364111
EPIC TRIPS

PRAISE KEK

the glory days will be back

TRUMP IS IN THE BUILDING

USA USA USA

>>39364097
I don't understand.

He doesn't even know anything about politics, does he? He is some random ass millionaire that said funny things and everyone thought it's a joke; and now he is president lol.

I mean, presidents are basically powerless in the USA, so it won't matter, he won't be able to decide on a single thing, but it's still hilarious.

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PEPE INTHE WHITEHOUSE

>>39364122
AND THAT WALL BEHIND HIM IS THE ONE THATS GONNA BE SENT TO MEXICO

>>39364124
>implying the criminal wife of a disgraced former president is any better than an American that loves America

>>39364132
Not by far, but at least she has some kind of relation to politics.
Trump is literally clueless.

>>39364124
>implying business is that far from actual politics

the only thing different is that the goverment has the power to kill there enemies whether they be real or economic in variety.

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>>39364124
>>39364142
Business IS politics. You have to be educated and sharp.

BUILD WALL

>>39363918
Holy fuck. I voted for trump as the far lesser of two evils but he's still a shit candidate. Basically a fucking moderate dem that happened to run against an extremist dem. He's got a few positives (supreme court, rebuilding the military - amongst other things) but he's still shit. The anti-establishment candidate meme is fucking stupid. Might as well have supported fucktard socialist bernie or voted for that dumb cunt jill stein if that's all you were worried about. Fuck all of you cocksuckers for dragging the GOP to the left. Conservatives being anti free trade. Holy fuck. Never thought I'd see that.

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>>39364124
Time for a classic:

>you

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>>39364147
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAx0t3O55Zo

dont get to meme for your dreams

>>39364136
He has the greatest people though

He is not retarded, he is success driven. He won't do anything that won't help him make an impact and climb high on the best president ever rankings.

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We start to rebuild now brothers. There are hard times still to come.
MAGA!
Goodnight neighbors.

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WHAT ARE WE GONNA BUILD?????

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>>39364209
A wall.
A Mexican manufacturing base better than China.
The greatest international drug force known to mankind that will cripple Mexican/Colombian cartels.
All drugs consumed in America will be produced here.
Mark my words.

>>39364124

Well Republicans just won the House, Senate, AND the Presidency. Which means they also now will control the Supreme Court.

Given that context, Trump will have a LOT of power in the next 4 years (and more importantly the Republican party).

The most important things IMO is that there is a president who doesn't want to start cold war #2 with Russia (read world war 3)
Secondly justice should finally be served to Hillary (inb4 she din du nuting)
Thirdly this should be the wake up call America needs to fix their system

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So what routine do you guys do while on steroids? Could you recommend me a very high volume routine?

>>39364204
>hard times


only if you keep posting ivanka

We all won tonight.

>>39364333
Trips confirm

Maga

And here I was losing hope in you guys. Big daddy murica is still up to the task when they need to be.

>>39363918
If you have gyno naturally, will estrogen suppressors help at all? have had it for 4 years and it's not gotten any better on it's own.

thinking about taking nolvadex to see if it makes a diff. how long should i run it for and what dose?

is this a dumb idea? i don't really know.

>>39364570
so long as your not lactating then you can reverse your gyno with estrogen blockers pretty easily

if your lactating then your gonna have to double or triple up to combat it. or surgery

Does john cena use steroids?

>>39364570
Google "Raloxifene gyno" and thank me later

Is black America rioting yet?

anyone have any idea roughly how much a test only first cycle in aus would cost?

>>39364588
lactated maybe one or 2 times in the early days, haven't since.

>>39364660
looking into it now, cheers. don't suppose you know what dosages would work? will do some research but just wondering

>>39364730
Most studies have it at 60mg/day for males

Broscience says use 120mg/day but usually broscience doses are a lot more than needed as a precaution.

I think youre fine either way, I don't think 120mg is necessary unless youre not getting results after 90 days. If that is the case, take one 60mg in the morning, and one before bed.

>>39364742
alright, the study i'm looking at now they gave a 3 to 9 month course of it, so i'll try 60mg/day for 3 months and see how it goes. thanks for the help man

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GOOD MORNING BRICK
FUNNY ISN'T IT?

Never pinning delts again. Three times now awful PIP and swelling that ruins my workouts. God fucking dammit.

Also MAGA

>>39364913
could you pin chest instead ?

i heard people do it with insulin needles

site injection gains are a myth but if your going for ease of use that would be the quickest

>>39364973
I pin chest with regular needles
Not bad at all

>>39364981
any particular injection sites to use ? pining on the ass isnt hard if its defined just got used to it no problem.

also what gauge and is it the insluin needles ?

>>39364913
I've never understood how this happens to some people. I find delts are the only place as easy to pin as glutes. I tried pinning biceps for a couple of days on tren and had the most unbearable PIP of my life.

>>39364994
I mostly do glutes and quads
Chest isnt bad
Delts are ok, but I tend to shake the needle
Usually use 25g, slin is around 29/30g, ill use those for smaller injections

>>39365012
thanks for the info and MAGA

>>39364981
Yeah I tried chest the last two times and it went great. Minor pip but I could still workout chest fine. With this delt swelling, even if its minor at the top of the rom it hurts like a fucking bitch.

>>39365000
It's like 50/50 shot. Sometimes completely fine sometimes it fucks me up for half a week. No more!

Ironically quads never bothered me at all despite most people saying they get the worst pip from them. Never tried biceps, I think I might try tris first if for some reason I feel compelled to pin my arms.

>>39365024
Don't do biceps, seriously. Even if you're pinning ED it's not worth the effort. I found my arms were worthless on days when I pinned bis.

Quads are pretty good, but when I do get pip in them it's brutal. Personally I'll always be a glutes man. I'm tempted to try lats but now that I only run E3D compounds I don't see the point.

>>39365037
When I first started pinning (not that long ago really) I did VG and one pin had me limping for a week. Couldnt work out at all, even trying to bench caused it to flare up and make the movement impossible. So since them Ive stayed the fuck away. Delp pain may be annoying but at least I can do rows, deadlifts, bench, etc. Couldnt do shit when my glute turned off

>>39365050
Ouch, how did you manage that? Hit a nerve or get an abscess or something? I can't imagine it. I've never even gotten slight PIP in my big ol' butt.

>>39365060
thats what happens when you dont squat heavy and high volume as much as possible, your ass becomes small and weak thus fucking up everything

>>39365064
To be fair, I don't squat with high volume and for a long time I didn't squat at all. I just deadlift heavy with high volume.

Deads are life

>>39365072
dude even airsquats are better than no squats

if you have back problems becuase of squating its entirely becuase your ass is small and weak. and sorta because of lats and abs.

deads are great for back though

>>39365082
I squat now, thankfully, I just hate squatting. At 4pl8 I can definitely say it's the least fun of all the major movements

>>39365072
Be careful a high dead with terrible squat is awful for your knees

>>39365050
I don't like vg
I should start doing them again

>>39365087
it doesnt count if its not ass to grass just so you know you need full range of motion for all of your compounds.

About to start a new cycle and I was wondering what you guys think of it:
Weeks 1-4: 500mg/wk of test-e
Weeks 4-14: 500(maybe750)mg/wk of test-e
225mg/week of tren-a
And then I'll take out tren and start decreasing test till I'm natty again

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>>39365060
>>39365064
At first I thought it was an infection. Was pretty sure even.

Looking back now Im 50/50 on it. Could have been an infection could have been extremely bad PIP and test flu. Both timeframes overlap. Either way Im not chancing it and pinning glutes again. That really really sucked

Btw my ass isn't weak (well it is but not as weak as you're suggesting)Im one of those muh strength memers

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>wake up after taking 1g of DNP yesterday and nearly dying from exhaustion watching the polls
>still 2.4lbs lighter after eating 3,700kcal and an ENTIRE FUCKING PIZZA

we eat PIZZA and WIN THE FUCKING PRESIDENCY

how can you EVEN COMPETE

>>39365098
front load your tren

and do that extra test at the end of your cycle and you should be pretty good

not bad though 500mg is GOAT regardless of stacking its never a bad dosage

>>39365100
>muh strength memers
ahh so you like building your CNS not your muscle size by lifting as heavy as possible.

well news flash faggot unless your competing and need to get to weight you shouldn't worry about doing more volume for the extra size and endurance benefit

>>39365114
Why do your poison yourself that much.
have a little bit patience.

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>>39365114
did you take cold showers and not die ?

also MAGA PRAISE KEK

>>39365098
>tapering pct
brilliant

>>39365091
Explain the high dead low squat thing man.
I really need to know,because of my dead suprasses my squat incredibly.

>>39365124
You literally do not understand what you're talking about in regards to training. Don't reply to my posts again.

>>39365133
>>39365131
my sacrifice brought us to the white house

I did it for Trump

but kek willed that I would live

really though, I can tolerate it just fine. I was mainly exhausted because I took 500mg after eating an entire goddamn pizza and the lethargy and heat from those carbs was brutal.

the pool of sweat in my bed is disgusting. I'm going to need new sheets after this run.

>>39365147
(you) are retarded if you didnt know that training heavy is all about improving your CNS

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>>39365153
Yeah. That's why the strongest motherfuckers are all scrawny and wirey right? Right?

Even in a sport where the lifts are highly specific (i.e. cns development plays the biggest role it can) the motherfuckers in it get jacked.

>>39365149

1g crystal?
Currently on 750mg crystal Ed, considering doing a week on 1g.
How are you handling the sides?

>>39365149
looks like imma have to nut up and buy some dnp then. thank god its not truely illegal or shows up in piss testing

>>39365168
there not massive

you realize this is fraud not fit right ? but i get what your saying

>>39365189
Dan Green walks around above 260 at fucking 5'9" and youre trying to tell me he's not huge as fuck?

What?

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>>39365180
yesterday was my first day at 1g

but that being said, heat was really intense, indigestion was probably the worst. Had my AC on 45 degrees all night long and still woke up a few times in a literal pool of sweat. Like, all three of my pillows were soaked through and I had to get out a new blanket to use

>>39365186
it's worth it if you have a deadline to meet, which is why I'm using it. If you don't? Just diet traditionally. Much easier and much more rewarding imo.

>>39365189
>they're not massive

whewlad

>>39365186
Its not as bad as the forums make it out to be.
Treat it like you would any other drug and you will be fine

>>39365195
im trying to tell you hes tiny as shit like a baby in a wheel chair

>>39363918
So this is how America ends. With a reality star as its leader.

>>39365197
well i suck at math and im often to lazy to count calories. been cutting as much BS out of my diet and have lost 5lbs over the week but if DNP is that amazing then fuck it ill spend the time and money on the product.

gotta lose 20lbs to look decent. that and with my new routine thanks to natT's help i should be better off for my goals of strength and endruance for muh athletics

>>39365214
Dude aren't you 230 at 5'11"?

You have waaaaaaay more to lose than 20lbs.

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>>39365214
yeah you're exactly the type of fucking retard who gives the substance a bad rap and shouldn't be taking it

>>39365226
planning on staying at 210

>>39365227
im not gonna abuse it for fuck sakes i came to fraud to learn mostly. ill have to eat 3 cans of tuna again to lose a ton of wheight but why do that r-right?

now let me move the goal post and ask you have you learned anything that might be useful in my links i gave you here?

>>39365235
just don't even bother using it until you can diet reasonably, like a normal person. It doesn't have to be "3 cans of tuna a day" just eat 1,000kcal under for a heavy deficit, and run with that. It's not that hard

still looking through the links

>>39365144
I hit 5 pl8 dead with sub 2 squats, blew out my knee

>>39365252
fine well shit might as well not like my dieting is going bad.

glad your enjoying it though. PS i dont have schizophrenia

>>39365252
Lmfao try and comprehend his cern time travel imgur.

He legit thinks that hes in an alternate timeline because he misremembers a few facts.

>>39365235
Im 6'3" and fat at 210

And I can guarantee I have a lot more muscle than you, before you try and cop out.

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>>39365235
enjoy your mercury poisoning

>>39365287
never claimed shit im a crosshiter cardio faggot. im suprised i run as good as i do at my wheight.

last 5k was 28 mins which is still shitty mcshit face. since i was able to do 21 mins when i was 200lbs before

as far as the cern shit well whatever fuck it science is gonna prove shit latter instead of know speculations. its more like a merger for 2 timelines or some other shit.
>>39365294
3 cans is jack shit

>>39365294
>>39365305
showdown between the two worst /fraud/ posters

>>39365168
>>39365153
You both are wrong and right in certain ways...so lifting heavy will build muscle but it does mainly train the CNS and that is why most powerlifters will train pretty high volume in the "off season" or building phase so they can build more muscle mass for the CNS to work with essentially allowing them to lift more

>>39365352
kek nameless is cool ill just add mercury to his preworkout shake while i eat mine for wheight loss

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>>39365353
Nothing I said was wrong. At all.

>>39364249
Check out Louis Simmons podcast with Joe rogan. You don't necessarily need to go higher volume

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>>39365384
low volume is for lazy people

>>39365384
next your gonna say is that training frequency doesnt make a difference

>>39365384
Louis isn't exactly the best person to take advice from. He trains geared lifters, first off. He trains people to do the powerlifts, getting jacked is secondary for him.

And lastly he's not even the best anymore. Sheiko is, and all his routines have damn high volume.

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>condoms have been pissing me off lately
>too tight around base
>too loose around head
>too short
>too loose around base
>too tight around head
>too long
>etc
>hatch brilliant idea
>order massive sample batch of 36 different types
>nofap til it arrives
>rail 20mg cialis
>we're at full mast captain
>try on 36 different condoms without losing wood at all
>now know exactly which ones to get

I'm a genius

>>39365447
>not just fucking her in the ass instead

fucking pleb
>>/trash/

Any tips to deal with DNP nausea? I take the cap after eating but it still happens. Only lasts like 5 minutes but still annoying.

Also why the fuck do I start sweating the second I get into my bed (even without blankets) but not before

>>39365447
Post dick pic and favorite condoms please

>>39365447
Cialis doesn't do shit for me anymore.

>>39365254
I mean,do you know the logic behind this ?
Shit man I need to start doing squats then.

>>39365465
I can't show that in a good Christian manga

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>>39365464
Expected side effect desu


Try drinking lots of water after taking cap

>>39365473
Extreme muscle imbalance beyween hams and quads not supporting the knee properly.

>>39365464
taking it with my fish oil seems to help, make sure the meal you take it after his higher fat/protein and relatively lacking in carbs.

eat around 55% carb, 35% protein, 15% fat AT MAINTENANCE for the best experience with DNP.

>>39365513
Thanks jeri.
may the azusa be with you.

How do you guys keep your cholesterol down, and do you use any vasodilators? I feel like I'm not maintaining maximum hardness as much as I'd like. Most of the problem has been estro related, but now that that's fixed I feel like my dick still loses some hardness while I'm actually having sex.

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https://www.rt.com/news/365966-putin-trump-congratulates-victory/

>>39364124
>When CTR is still shilling for Hillary even though Hillary lost

Get a real job now, your $0.02 isn't being deposited anymore.

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>>39365540
just eat 2 dozen eggs a day and some pork brains and you should be fine to reverse your cholestrol levels.

omega 3's and fiber help if your realy that concerned

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>>39365524
Its her birthday friday.
Pretty excited

Going to bang for hours

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>>39365545

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>>39365545
no WW3 fucking great now we can go back to colonizing Africa and rebuilding Rhodesia to its glory days

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0S2NKlMW0vc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbM_0hRTSiA

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>>39365545
Serious question, why do Trump supporters love Russia so much given our history and the ongoing tensions even before Obama?

>>39365598
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/russian-anti-gay-bill-passes-protesters-detained/

NECK THEM ALL

MAGA

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>>39365598
becuase even the russians know that the real threat would be china and north korea for economic reasons more so than political differences

>>39365621
i say north korea becuase there the wild card for chinas polices

>>39365619
Don't you believe that people should be free to do what they chose with their lives though?

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>>39365585
Thank God no war.
>>39365598
Why should we hate them? You know why Obama and crew have been so pissed at Russia? Because Putin is bombing the shit out of Isis on a daily basis and we are buttmad because the US and the Saudis created and fund ISIS and we dont like those mean Russians breaking our toy.
Putin banned global Jewish banking from Russia. Kicks the shit out of terrorists. Wants peace.
Why are we supposed to hate the Russians again? Because muh nato or something?

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What are the first gun you are gonna buy when Trump relax he import laws?

>>39365641
Yeah, people should.

Those thing's aren't people.

>>39365672
>he didnt buy guns incase hillary won and decided to take them from you by force

its like you wanted to be cucked like the boypussy that you are

How should I get more fibre in on psmf? Haven't done a shit for a week desu

Obviously I'll get lots on refeed days but I need more during the week

>>39365682
>he didn't believe in Trump

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>>39365598
Just to be clear I don't love Russia and I am not praising them. We have it far better here.
But what if we were all friends instead of constantly threatening to shoot down each other's jets over syria?
Can't we all just get along?

>>39365685
eat boiled cabbage with small amounts of butter and salt and you can get an assload of fiber. if you eat enough of it


>>39365691
i did believe

>he doesnt perpare for the worse

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so does this mean that I'll get a russian gf?
https://www.instagram.com/babykatyali/

>>39365517
>the carb meme
nah

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>>39365721
yes, you too can be like me

Its day 1 and im already sick of liberal tears

On nor though they had to shut iff an author who went off on how the time of pc was past - all trump supporters are racist
I had a larf

>>39365685
Youre supposed to eat leafy greens

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lmao trump won. Murica you funny

I WILL GET MY REVENGE

>>39365751
now that USA will be filled with skinny russian girls it will cause a ripple effect causing all western women to become more feminine and skinny

>>39365751
>uggo
>balding
>manlet
>hairy af
>pulls girls like this

give me one reason how these girls would even look at you.

Dont tell me its the body alone that does that

>>39365770
don't forget that it will also skew the female male ratio causing women to be even more competitive for men

>>39365764
kek I love you mast

>>39365787
thats how it is in eastern europe when you consider that the russians killed anybody with an IQ above a black mans cleverness to steal

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>>39365787
The ones that don't are just plain jelly

>>39365814
>different pose
>literally his whole body looks different

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>tfw DC won
feels good man

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijQl-KSIwVY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ct0MsvjNM6M

SIEG KAISER TRUMP

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>>39365697
I'm cautiously optimistic because I think Putin has something up his sleeve to make Trump look weak but on the other hand I think the aggression that Russia has exhibited so much stems from their geopolitical isolation and having them become part of the European economy would be good for them.

>>39365827
93-4 wew, gotta love this city.

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>>39365886
>I think Putin has something up his sleeve
Have you seen that diesel powered rusting hunk of shit they call a flagship that they just sailed over to Syria?
The cold war is OVER. We won. Russia is done and has been done. No one can compete with us.

>>39365914
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Y_0ah5v4KI

>>39365914
I'm not saying militarily but maybe economically or something who knows.

>>39365814
You left V taper back and have a T taper now.

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>>39365944
RIP Ivan.
>>39365971
Nah dude. It's just gonna be good times. Putin and Trump will probably go hunting and shit like Putin and Bush used to.

>>39365560
You are da best jeri.
Have you start working legs again ?

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Memes won, the reality tv host is president. I was wrong about Florida, but right about Nevada, and RECREATIONAL is legal, bitches.

Happy day happy day.

>>39364613
Yes

>>39366015
smoke some pot buddy, you earned it

>>39366015
420 blaze it XD

>>39366012
No, went for a mile ish walk the other day, still hurts today.
Dont think im ready

Legs are for gaybois anyways

>>39366023
Dont push it.
If I were you I wouldnt do any squat/deadlift again.

>>39366032
I got the surgery so I could.
Like 6 more weeks of swelling atleast

We'll see

>>39366039
keep your chin up bre.
get big.

>>39365555
holy shit,im laughing so hard im crying a bit.
that image is fucking beautiful.

>>39366052
Im doing lots of arms and chest atm.
Maybe Ill get 13inch arms

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>>39366078
You were pushing 3 pl8 bench m8.
You are going to blow up again,but do it carefully this time.

>>39366100
My elbow still nags me a bit actually.
Starting peps once my slin pins get here

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Omg I just can't get enough.
Mmmmmm

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>>39365779
it's actually the body, to an extent. They like the hairy/masculine look. Higher bodyfat too desu. Czech girl in particular has literally said "abs are fucking disgusting, way to look like a malnourished retard" word for word.

Asked her why she thought that and she said "if I had to pick someone out of a tribe of people in life or death situation, who can i choose? the idiot who is so skinny he can barely provide food for himself or the guy who has a little bit of heft, and can provide?"

she's a bit crude, she'd make it innawoods, I like that

part of it is just finding women who fit your personality/narrative. It's not as hard as it seems.

>>39365770
Y E S

>>39365914
>"A Eighth Crusade"
>not "An Eighth Crusade"

this triggers me

>>39366159
faggots on my kikebook threatening suicide

GLORIOUS

>>39366159
>hes in favor of the literal rape and execution of all minority and marginalized groups in the streets

>>39366184
>Lifting for girls

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>>39364225
>All drugs consumed in America will be produced here
Hell yeah.

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>>39366184
>>39366193
>>39366205

>>39366184

C O P E
O
P
E

>>39365114
Let's binge our way to 8% motherfucker

Past two days I make it fine through the day, then when evening comes I just cant control myself and stuff my ass

Doesn't help that I have all this shit ass food from a election day family gathering

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so I've got test cyp, test u, tren e, and mast e in my cart for raws. Anything else I should add?

>>39366228
Go with enanthate instead of cypionate, cyp's a pain to deal with comparatively.

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Share stories about liberal tears.

>Roommate crying so hard even her dog starts crying.
>Secretary at work comes in with makeup running, can't keep herself together. Might leave early.
>Liberal nu-males congratulating me on prediction but "scared and disturbed" about results.

>>39363938
F

HE WILL BE AVENGED

>>39366241
Really shows how sheltered and insane alot if these sjws are

>>39366184
this goes against everything bro. Confidence and personality is a meme.

I think if you werent jacked there would be no way they would hang out/fuck/ whatever with you.

>the idiot who is so skinny he can barely provide food for himself

That doesnt make any sense because try getting masT's body without shit tons of food. And he has good abs

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>>39366387
>the skinny thing, masT

it doesn't make sense entirely, no. But I won't argue with her on it

means I get to stay /comfy/ and bear it up

>if you weren't jacked

but I'm not, I'm fat and autistic

>confidence and personality is a meme

yes and no

yes if you're some skinnyfat dyel

even if you're just A V E R A G E like me, it doesn't really apply the same way, and it makes quite a bit of difference

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>>39366404
Thicc

I've bought some test cyprionate to go with epistane. I was gonna do an only epistane cycle but was assured I needed a test base.

I'm only injecting 250mg a week for four weeks.
Epistane will be ran 20mg a day for two weeks and then 40mg a day for a further two weeks.

I'll be using nolva throughout and then clomid for PCT.

Thoughts?

>>39366414
why don't you have the nipple piercings anymore? didn't you switch to bars from rings?

>>39366404
why censor dik m8.
how big is it.

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>>39366426
blue board or I wouldn't have

7x5.5

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>>39366237
I was considering it. Never really understood why ugls always choose enth but every pharma makes cyp in the US.

Gonna pick up some DHT to rub on my dick for that MEGACOCK.

>>39366433
>tfw 5'6 with almost 7'' benis
don't know circumference though, it is normal, not thick, maybe will get small silicone implants

>>39366424
I was told I was getting a contract with a military themed site so I took them out. Contract fell through though.

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>>39366414
I think this is bimbo's best look to date. I like the thicker core.

So why exactly am I passing out in class repeatedly on 750 dnp? Is it heat or dehydration? I drank like 10 mouthfuls of water from the bathroom sink between classes while I was toweling the sweat off with paper towels. Started feeling heavy ass eyelids and kept trying to fight it but my head was just drooping and my eyes kept closing, and I couldn't help it. After 30 mins unconscious I feel 100% back to normal and fully alert. Keeps happening lately since I upped the dose to 750, but only in class

Only happens on DNP (happened 1st time I used it too) and never without it so it's the DNP for sure.
But am I overheating, or dehydrating, or what?

>>39366417
>Thoughts?
comedy gold

>>39366497
low blood sugar you fucking retard

>>39366517
wtf? i had 70g of oats with like 100g banana as my carbs at ~9:15 AM, started passing out at around 12:10 or so

is it even possible to go hypo that quick in 3 hours?

>>39366524
youre on dnp dude

>>39366524
>nearly a gram of dnp
>hey goys is it possible to go hypo in 3 hours??

jesus fucking christ these generals have really gone to shit

>>39366542
ree fuck my ass. just gotta deal with it then i guess

>>39366524
kek there isn't really a lot of carbs in those and you probably didn't eat anything else after you woke up?

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>>39366524
>>39366552
>>39366542
>>39366553
>>39366555

the oats won't do jack shit for hypoglycemia, you need a higher glucose intake to prevent this. One banana is not enough

I'm eating fucking 8 bananas a day, duder.

I told you, 55% carbs, 35% protein, 15% fat at maintenance. That's the way to do it.

Minimize fat intake, burn the carbs off immediately, have higher pyruvate conversion rates, and still reach ample protein levels to prevent muscle catabolism.

DNP needs GLUCOSE to be effective. Eat lots of fruits for carbs. Keep the carb intake high, the sweats will suck, but man up

t. guy on 1g DNP as I type this

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>>39366524
>being this retarded

How havent you died yet?

>>39366524
>eat nothing for ~12 hours
>have a banana and some oats
>"is it possible to go hypo on 3 hours guys XD?"
kys

>>39366552
lmfao ayy lmao

>>39366555
No because I have class straight for like 4 hours. I delay eating when I wake up as long as possible, so I can eat as close as possible to when classes start, to try to prevent going hypo/passing out in class.

Guess that's not exactly working out though

>>39366565

>Minimize fat intake, burn the carbs off immediately, have higher pyruvate conversion rates, and still reach ample protein levels to prevent muscle catabolism.

>DNP needs GLUCOSE to be effective. Eat lots of fruits for carbs. Keep the carb intake high, the sweats will suck, but man up

Yeah my B I know all of this shit. I just thought oats would be enough to prevent hypo, guess not.

>>39366580
Well I haven't used DNP in a while and I am not used to living like I have fucking diabetes, going hypo and shit every 5 minutes.

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>>39365823
Yeah i am looking dyel af in these poses. Let's go crazy

>>39366592
that fucking V taper, my nigger

can i suck your dick

btw you look better in the right pic than you do in any of the other pics you post 1000 times everywhere, since it shows the v taper off

>>39366592
mast I am a little concerned about the redness on your upper chest/neck, have you checked your bp and rbc?

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>>39366592
Nice core, your cut is going well

Im in track to hit 50% bf

>>39366608
nice whats ur diet

1000g fats 0g protein 200g carbs?

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>>39366387
>And he has good abs
No my abs suck. But i am lucky that the rest is compensating.

>>39366603
No bp is always around 135-140. But now it's pretty high since i am on the eca stack. Still doing 50 min cardio ed, and taking supplements

>>39366600
>>39366608
Thanks i appreciate it friends

>>39366497
you're getting memed super hard

it's regular old dnp lethargy

I do keto on dnp cycles up to 750mg ed. caffeine keeps me up, which it wouldn't if it was hypoglycemia

carbs are a meme

>>39366404
man i saw the other bathroom selfies of you, you look bretty good for normie standards.

that pic above looks shit yeah, but even then masT can make himself look shit if he wants to.

do you live in murica?

>>39366634
ur the meme.

>>39366634
no it cant be

i try to fight it with all of my effort and no matter what i wind up passing out for exactly 20-30 mins each time and then feeling 100% beast after i regain consciousness

happens the same pattern every time

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>>39366645
>you look bretty good

>>39366592
jesus fucking christ, those proportions. mirin hard as fuck

Fucking T taper

>>39366663
>what is normie standards

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how much P5P should you take for prolactin suppression while on tren?

>>39366652
this is literally proof of lethargy

sleeping doesn't fix low blood sugar issues dude

you'd also have other symptoms other than just wanting to pass out... shaking, headache, something

>>39366592
Like a bitch fishing for compliments.

>>39365138
I can never tell if you fucks are being sarcastic or not

>>39366615
All the semen I can get

I git fat recovering from surgery and am bulking out of it

>>39366698
Of course not.

>>39366691
enough that you dont lactate

okay holy fuck I fucking liberals they are so fucking hypocritical.

On reddit a nude but covered pic of melaina was posted and like the second highest rated comment was "from ivy league to this" like wtf they are the ones that been saying trump is a sexist but that comment is degrading af, like the definition of slut shaming

>>39366615
ur a funny guy

>>39366715
Its like how theyre calling all trump voters racist, attacking white women for #gettingoutthevote

Hopefully sjwship will collapse upon itself

>>39366693
You sound mad, you're still alright?

we can talk about it if you really want

>>39366645
>murica
yeah

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UNBANNED AND TIME TO MAGA MY BROTHERS

im on 40mg mk677 and im getting tired af at night am i dying or is it working

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>>39366592
Looking fuckin good breh, mirin cut results

>>39366838
Youll say that to me eventually

>>39366817
Its a shame that all these images are going to be like farage anime pics soon

>>39366767
not him, but which state?

WA bro here, nothing but sjw/libtards in this state

seattle has 5 coffee shops per block, people with dyed hair, edgy side-shaven heads, edgy makup, chokers, tattoos, trannies ((not the cute kind)), all the girls are fat and used up

it fucking hurts

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>>39366854
I hope so dudester, would be awesome.

>>39366855
ohio

same situation in my city

>>39366838
Thanks man. Long time no see. You were banned or something?

also mirin picture., perfects bodies

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>>39366887
Nope no ban. But most of the people who actually lifted left. I didn't mind people talking about their lives. but it was lives of bodybuilders.

Now it's just randoms.

How much you weighing at now? Another 1-2% and you're going to look insane.

>big butts for Thomas

>>39366911
>big butts for me.

>>39366911
Literally nobody lifts here, or they're just trolling me. Okay, beside Bimbo and Brogandi.

I don't believe most don't take the bodybuilding thing serious.Most people come here for the trolling/banter. Or feel better about themselves when they read about ESTP's life stories.

I dunno, I am never weighing myself during cuts. It triggers my bodydyformia too much. Like i measured my arms last week and discovered that they shrunk during this cut. I was depressed the whole day

I am seeing some changes again since this ECA-stack i am on currently. Plan is to get a little bit leaner on this cruise dose, then bulk when i feel like it. Probably on 500-750mg test and mast or eq

>>39367030
bodybuilding is a meme

I use steroids to keep a body that looks like the top end of natty while doing a fourth of the work a natty would have had to do

and a tenth of the time

time to order domino's tonight

>>39367062
same
except I weigh 500 lbs and dl 400

>>39367030
>Or feel better about themselves when they read about ESTP's life stories
classic masT

>>39367030
>>39367062

fuck bodybuilding lol. I lift and roid so i can fuck hot sloots and intimidate smaller men.

also post arm measurements.
I assume 50 cm?

>>39367062
>>39367087
nice excuse for using steroids as a crutch

stay small

>>39367100
>excuse
I literally explicitly said I'm using steroids to make everything easier

are you stupid?

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>>39367100
They are the most honest posts in this thread for they are your typical juice heads.

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>>39367100
>literally roiding to look natty
>literally roiding for this

All my fucking wat. Just pussified "men" who don't want to work for anything without cheating, even their own body. Sad desu senpai.

I can respect people's goals like masT roiding to get fucking massive, or even notop for roiding to get fucking strong, but I will never respect people injecting bathtub chemicals into their ass to literally look "normal."

Losers. In every sense of the word.

>>39367158
>roiding to look normal
Me

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>>39367158
>natT talking shit

>>39367100
>>39367158
lmao why do you guys care?
lives of such people are miserable and they're most probably gonna end a lot sooner than

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>>39367158
>tfw roiding to look small

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>>39367170
You're like 240 lbs of v tapered god like aesthetic. "Normal" doesn't include 6"5' Roman God status dood.

>>39367185
I don't, I literally just said that. It's one thing to trt because you're low test and want to be normal, it's another to inject 500 mgs test 250 tren while taking orals to look natty. That other thing is "pathetic."

>>39367198
taking estradiol doesn't count as roiding jerry

>>39363918
>>39363943
You did buy your hat before he won, right? It's still buy 3 get 1 free

>>39367158
not the other guy, i dont roid to look natty. I wanna be above natty.

But i DO workout for vein reasons, intimidating twinks and pulling sloots and being a sik kunt.

Also i dont even look close to these jersey shore fucktards.

>>39367158
how mad are you that I put in not even 25% effort you do into this shit and still look better than you lmao

but you're a tiny midget, so really I could not lift and I'd still look better than you

>>39367225
>I wanna be above natty.

You're one of two types of people who should be roiding. The other being low test trying to feel normal.

Roiding to look normal makes me face palm so hard honestly. The kind of people we'll all be laughing our asses off at in 20 years assuming they live that long.

>>39367215
Dont forget the prolactin and spiractolone

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>>39367249
>still look better than you

And yet I can tell right now you're never gonna post a single pic that's actually you.

Too scared for the entire board to post

>Roiding for this.

>girlie and I go to Portland for her photoshoot
>shes lovey entire car ride
>get to hotel complete 180
>gets irritated that I'm letting her do her thing
>give her attention "you're being needy"
>say okay here's some space
>she invites me on set to her shoot
>photographer is helping me get us a house
Cool play

>>39367158
>pussified
>implying putting autistic levels of focus into lifting weights and putting them down makes you a real man
you are so fucking buttblown

>>39367158
Good you're addressing this point. I won't never understand why you would destroy your body for natty results. But hey, everyone should do whatever they wanna do. I don't care if it's not me doing it. Same for obese people.

The problem with these faggots is that they start steroids too soon, without knowing anything about proper nutrition. Steroids made them lazy, because of this delusional thought: muhhh magic, muhh trenn, muhh nectar meme

That's why people always state to learn the basics first before start roids. If you can't grow without steroids, you wont grow with. I mean look at yolo, i can't even believe he even lifts, let alone he fucking is on roids. I have seen tons of people irl on ton of gear and still look like utter shit dyel.

You look bigger natty than most people on roids, which is fucking pathetic. Remarkable that they don't suspect that you're roiding like me when i was natty. kek

>>39367273
it's OK little man, next time you see someone much better looking than you in CBTs, maybe it'll be me

or maybe it'll be literally anyone who isn't a manlet

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>>39367304
So fucking based I'm actually in disbelief it's you posting w/o your trip on.

>>39367322
You're the kind of loser who claims to be natty when he isn't, and looks perfectly normal if below standard for his body frame. No one thinks you're anything special even though you're trying to be something worthwhile by roiding. Even my shittiest pictures before I tripped got (You)'s of encouragement and I can clearly see I looked like trash.

Unironically kys, you'll never be as big as masT and you'll never be as ripped as even a real natty despite roiding. You are a failure.

>>39367345
im pretty sure thats not masT

>>39367345
it's too bad online where you can abuse angles to hide how truly small you are and how shit your insertions are is the only place anyone will ever mention it

my 13 year old brother is taller and bigger than you lmao

I just talked my girlfriend into doing an ECA stack. Next step to turning gf into qt muscular babe is anavar. .

>>39367444
>I talked my gf into losing weight
well congrats

>>39367296
She's being a cunt. Kept looking at me with such a look of disdain. I just said "alright I'm bored #l8tr I'll text you later" and bailed. Not gonna chill and take that.

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>>39367597
You crazy dood.

Are you two still exclusive besides the porn shoots obviously?

>>39367597
You should definitely live with her

>>39367444
lol she's gonna get confident and cheat on you.

>>39367615
Yeah
>>39367617
Yeah lmao

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>>39367597
see>>39367617

>>39367597
dude..

>>39363918

new thread boys

>>39367662
>>39367662

>>39367597
BIMBS
NO
BAD
BAD BIMBS
WHY WONT YOU LISTEN BIMBS

I know this is fraud, but can I get some info on how to look like I've done tren without doing it?

My lifts used to be 1223 like above bodyweight but I've become dyel and don't want to turn in my cats until I can get better lifts. Is there a way to get dry/ 3d ish withou tren? Is it just psmf and no water?