ITT : Times your gym habits saved you

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>work lunch break
>under 5degrees Celsius outside
>Come back from gym after showering and changing back into work clothes
>Dick shrivels and becomes smaller than usual
>Headphones in
>Have a sit down piss for max comfy shitposting at work
>Dick shrivelled so much from cold you end up pissing over the top of the seat
>Sitting there texting whilst you piss into your own trousers
>Don't notice until socks are wet
>Panic
>Luckily have your gym bag
>Change into shorts and take bus home to get new trousers
>Hear people complain about how busses always smell of piss
>Turn up music to drown them out