>when she asks why your mouth tastes like cum
>she
>when she asks why you spit all your saliva into a jar before you kiss and then drink the jar of spit after you kiss her
Why are women so fucking dumb?
>>39357378
WTF my dude
>>39357498
>letting some bitch take your spit gains
>>39357352
when she asks why you have a perfectly shaven boi pucci.... guhhhh slappadabeausmun
>>39357544
>not even considering the lost moisture from exhaling
C'mon man, those gains are lost forever
>>39357352
>welcometofit.jpg
>>39357352
>Why do you know what cum tastes like? You fucking whore