What would you do if you woke up with my body ?

I'd probably kms if I were you.

Go to gym, stop eating garbage

We all start somewhere

Damn, honestly i don't think i would have the willpower to change.

>>39353695
Why wouldn't you have the will power >>39353689
Wow abit harsh

>What would you do if you woke up with my body?
Stop eating
>Is my body that bad
Yes
>I'm really big
Yes you are
>would you mind being my size?
Yes

Absolutely disgusting.

Eat 1,200 calories a day til I don't look like 300 lbs of birdshit

You are fucking gross

I just personally don't feel that big no one irl says anything

>>39353681
I'm glad I never let myself get this bad, at my worst I was 220. start eating better man, it's worth it

>>39353791
Do you really think I've become like really obese person

>>39353751
not to your face anyway

>>39353807
stop posting these gay threads everyday.

>>39353807
yes, you look terrible. you're better than that.

>>39353681
EWWW it's the goober

>>39353807
Bro UR fat as fuck and are delusional if you think otherwise. Get help

>>39353681
I'd squeeze my tits together and cum all over them

>>39353751

You've literally posted under the same name with different photos of your disgusting body for at least the last three days.

This is a fitness board. Why are you posting on here unless you want to become fit? If you get turned on by getting fat shamed at least keep it to the fat hate threads where its relevant.

>>39353882
kek

>>39353681
Play with my man boobies

I bet this guy is jacking off to all the fat hate comments.

I would kill myself. I been 200 lbs when I was a 13 and I felt terrible. I would feel actual disgust and really kill myself

>>39353907
No not at all just want opinions

>>39353882
top fking kek

>>39353923
you got opinions yesterday. and the day before. and the day before. stop posting here faggot

Honestly I would kms. Not even joking here

>>39353681
Ask myself if SS and gomad was worth it

I would probably quit my job or take vacation, lock myself inside with mad porn and videogames, and just drink out of the faucet for a month til I lost mad weight. Honestly.

go pure keto and start lifting + cardio

then set to autopilot and watch the change roll in

Thats alcohol and salt, You drink to damn much the shape of the body is starting to resemble a guitar with man tits.

Maybe get a dog, like a Husky or a wolf or something.

>>39353681
>Is my body that bad from everyone's reactions I'm really big would you mind being my size ?


Sure this is a bait post (whale bait), but sure, I'll bite.

Yes, your body is that bad. You fat pathetic piece of shit.

Get in shape and stop being a fucking retard.

>>39353681
I told you to kill yourself at least twice now.

Why haven't you done it?

>>39353681
I'd probably kill myself because if I did anything to deserve having that body I must be a horrible person anyway.

>>39353681
Considering I ate only 1400 calories today and am literally forcing myself to eat another 1500 in one sitting to reach my daily intake I think I could easily lose the weight over time.

I hate cardio though. Couldn't imagine what it's like as a fat person. I would opt for a strict permacut diet and lift 4 days a week like I do now.

>>39353681
be happy since I'm in even worse shape.

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>tfw you realize he masturbates to being shamed and you helped him get off

>>39353681
calories in vs calories out

you are in complete control over your weight. find your tdee and eat 500 less calories than that, you'll look normal in a year

>>39354868
exercise isn't required for weight loss, it is 100% diet. anyone who says otherwise is either ignorant or a shill

>>39353681

I like chubby dudes. Would fug.

I would probably kill myself. Not even exaggerating, I would probably hop off an overpass in to oncoming traffic.

>>39353681
I would put the cheetos down

>>39353681
I would killmyself

>>39353681
Id poopoo myself as soon as i wake up and sit and masterbait in it until I feel like eating. Then ill shower and eat and play league of legends until i go broke and probably buy a mcdouble from the money i get from panhandling or kneepadding or selling my manboobs as penile pleasure for $20 a ride. Man . wow.

I'd pull out 8,000 against my equity and get the fat sucked out and the skin cut off, and if I couldnt, I'd probably kms. Fucking disgusting piece of subhuman filth that I'd be.

Luckily voodoo magic doesn't exist and that kind of long term self mutilation would never fly with my core values and general lifestyle.

And I'm not saying kys. Just, you're absolutely repulsive and idk how you ever thought that suffering through this wasn't worse than death.

>>39353681
I would use my bouyancy to sail to the pacific where i would eat fish and coconuts and do /bodyweight/ on trees

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Tbh I almost wish I looked this bad. I would motivate me a lot more to get fit because the change would be so dramatic, rather than just going from average dyel to fit.

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>>39353681
This is the 3rd thread I've seen you make in the last couple of days?

Do you get off on the humiliation or is this a desperete (subconscious) cry for help?

How does it feel missing out on everything good life had to offer?

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>>39353869
>>39353907
>>39354910
jesus why couldnt i think that
and here i was wonderin wtf is this guy wants

kill ys OP

>>39353681
I would set the new suicide land speed record.

desu i would probably kms

i've spent the last year and a half losing 80+lb now at my goal body weight

i would not want to start again

even though i would know what to do his time around.

>>39353681
you're a big guy

start again. I had that body by this March, now I'm 100lbs thiner and look way way way better. Even managed to fuck four tinder whores and get a GF.

And it was easy, OP. Very fucking easy.

Do it.

>>39353689
Psmf and then test cycle

>>39355964
He didn't miss out on good food.

>>39353681
Cardio over your comfort zone for 4 minutes, then rest 2 minutes and repeat until you feel tired
DON'T push it, you want to do it hard enough to not being able to talk, but easy enough to make it enjoyable
The key is nailing the intensity and not the duration
Build up every week or two weeks
Eat the same as always
All that fat is cardiovascular related

>>39356133
4 u

>>39356141
woow 4 fat despr8 whores from tinder go you

>>39356178
yhh gd damn it hard enough so you can't talk

but you can enjoy it!

I've seen this posted multiple times a day.

Either it's some new ebin meme, or some fatty has a degradation fetish.

>>39353681
>What would you do if you woke up with my body ?
skip breakfast lunch and dinner and reevaluate my life choices
don't buy into the "can't control your weight" meme and start eating healthier and do some sports. even start with something easy as treadmill or bicycle

no point in giving this guy advice

>>39356194
Aka your muscles and bones are on check the next day
Aka you come back to do it every other day

>>39356190
they were pretty hot, bro. I'm 6'2, 200lbs, muscular and decent looking guy. My life has done a 360º turn since march...

>>39356188
deep content comment. good that you keep the trip on so we dont miss the author

>>39356222
0_o damn

tinder != decent girls

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>>39353681
Are you depressed?

>>39356253
I don't know how it works around you, but this is an european city with a vert popular university. I'm 30 yo and I get to meet like 10 different twenty something students, every single one of them hot as hell, living alone far froom their families and having tons of fun. And I managed to fuck four of them even when I'm an autistic spaghetti spiller. The fifth one became my GF and turned out she really loves me and makes me happy.

But hey, if you're not cool with all this I can change it...

>>39356311
weerly luved me ;)

>>39353681
Id vomit and then hop on roids immidietly

>>39353703
If he sugar-coated it, then he'd eat that too.

Oh my god, just go into cardiac arrest already you pathetic attention-seeking faggot, I'm sick of seeing your fat gut every time I browse.

Considering I make a living off of looks I'd have to go full cocoon mode for a few months, taking only potassium tablets and starving

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>>39353681

Everything you need to know to change is in the sticky. You have been told this many times. It's on you now.

>>39353681
same thing i am about to do now.

i am gonna eat 1 chicken quarterleg and 300g of chicken breast (plus veggies) every day for the next 2-3 months. in your case i would go for probably 4-5 months and i should be in manageable weight.

I'd no joke kill myself. I'm super proud of my body and am very vain about it. Wouldn't be able to leave the house or talk to mates for months until the weight was lost, and then I'll have loose skin anyways.

Death would be the only release.

To those who'd kill themselves, would you do it quick or just lean into it and eat yourself to death now that it doesn't matter?

>>39356709
Within hours. I wonder want anyone to see me in that state alive. Probs slit my throat.

>>39356714
*wouldnt

>>39353681
Exact same thing I do now.
Work.Work.Work.Work.Keep lifting keep running keep fighting that bitch inside you that wants to give up.

Where you are on the journey isn't of importance to me the direction in which you're going is what matters. I don't know about you guys but I'm on the way to winning this life shit whatever setbacks I get hit with.

>>39353681
Thing is, you didn't just "wake up" with that body. You made it that way through years of disgusting behavior.

Oh boy! It's ol' five guys burgers and fries! I remember you. I still haven't tried that place yet, but I found one near me. There was a Muscle Makers right next to it, so I went there instead. That shit is off the chain bro. Try that place if you can find one.

I'll get a five guys burger some day, I promise.

>>39356897
dafuq

i remember readin that convo

>>39353681
kms asap

Get rid of it now or never. Good luck....

>>39353882
haha keks

>>39353923
>"OH NOOO NOT AT ALL"
>heh heh *fappafappafappa*

we already know u

Stop making this thread and off yourself.

>>39354106
kek

>>39353681
well shit, I'd try working out, but with that amount of flab, it'd probably be easier to just go kill myself.

>>39353681
"not again" and start cutting again

For everyone saying to kill ur self that's silly I can do anything most people can do and if u don't like the thread telling me "stop posting this thread" you don't have to post in here

>>39357902
>new IP
nice try loser

>>39357932
What ?

>>39357948
Fuck outta my thread kiddo

>>39357950
Don't play u freak post a pic and prove haha

>>39357959
I already posted my pic in the op??

>>39357963
Grow up and stop trying to troll

>>39357971
How about you grow up and get out of my thread?

>>39357982
Wow post a pic if it's you

>>39357989
I already did in the op, please just leave my thread and stop trolling

>>39357995
I could post a pic now of me and prove it but no u got to pretend fucking weirdo

>>39357998
But i already posted a pic of me and you're just trolling me now...

>>39356167
KEK

>>39358001
What ever haha weirdo

>>39358009
Seriously please leave my thread....

>>39358011
Okay you claim my thread like I care

>>39358045
Okay then please take my name off and stop posting in it

>>39358051
Fuck off hahahaha

>>39358059
Seriously please leave, I don't get why you want to ruin my thread

>>39353681

i'd order a tub of DNP and go into cocoon mode for half a year, then i'd start hitting the gym regularly while maintaining a healthy diet, then i'd schedule an appointment with a doctor to figure out how to remove excess skin and start saving up for surgery somehow

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There u go dick boy hahaha

>>39358064
both of you phonies get out of here! you
you
you
hotheads!

>>39353681
are you getting off to this or something?

>>39358116
No I'm not

>>39358116
A little bit

>>39358116
absolutely

What the fuck is this thread ?
Why the fuck you cannot get banned for attention whoring?

>>39358116
Without a doubt

>>39358083
Jesus Christ dude, you really look like shit

>>39358083
That's unhealthy as fuck, how'd you let yourself get that bad?

>>39358413
>>39358427
Worst part is he's proud of that.