So bear with me here, but...

Hamplanets will give you progressive overload, and people won't care, so you get flexibility in your workout. Abduct hamplanets, OP.

>>39348518
>Actually trying to be this edgy outside of /b/

>>39348612
What kind of diet will I be looking at to maximize my gains?

>>39348518
You might consider bringing a spotter in case you fail a rep.

>>39348842
>implying
I'll just start with little colored children and work my way up

Ironically it will make you better with girls. The tension and stress will make you learn to keep your cool at all times and teach you to overcome emotions that could cloud your thoughts.

Would love to see a picture and brief write up about the sort of person that makes posts like this

>>39348893
I actually was thinking about this when i read the thread
Wouldnt this be a pretty viable dating strategy?

If you abduct a girl and keep her locked up and bond with her stockholm syndrome is bound to kick in
Its more likely to succeed than going to bars or trying tinder/online dating but its illegal
I dunno...

>>39348809
Eat them after you fuck them. Mind the cholesterol though. Do decent cardio to compensate.

>>39349101
I will chase and catch a couple gym bunnies a week for cardio

>>39349372
Careful. They kick like mules.

>>39349466
I'll bring protection