We share methods of compensating for shortness with woman. I

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We share methods of compensating for shortness with woman.

I remember being with my friend who was clearly shorter than me maybe by about 2 inches and him saying he was 5'8, I called him out on it and he said we were same height, nigga you blind.

>when I pick shoes, I pick ones with a lot of heel
>stand on my toes when someone Is looking at my face
> try to sit in a chair whenever im with girls,
> always ride a bike so no one know my standing height
>tilt head back so it looks like im looking down even though I'm about same height
>abandon all my 6ft friends
> make even shorter friends so I look the tallest.
> always lie down as much as possible so I maintain my morning height of 5'8.
> drink milk in the hope that I can still grow at 20
> find online girls so they dont know my height until it's too late


Also, how much should I inflate my height to girls if im a true 5'8?