>tfw too intelligent to lift

>>39336343
t.balding nu-male

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>>39336343
>Tfw Chad is plowing every girl you have ever wanted to fuck while u sit in the library raging at how this world is so unfair. Then you go online and white knight on /b/, thinking of how cool u r saving all these internet hoes. Eventually karma will give you pussy and what u deserve.

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>>39336343
Why not both?

>Tfw I have two masters degrees and I lift

>>39336382
and yet you are still a virgin

>>39336382
Womenstudies is not a real degree

>tfw niggers can't into png

>>39336923
That's our boy Hemingway

>>39336343

>Dies of cardiovascular diseases at 43

>>39336370
Is that young George R.R. Martin?

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>tfw average intelligence

>>39336923
....
Jason Blahaha?

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>>39336343
>tfw to intelligent, atheistic, nihilistic, and apathetic to lift
Why must my higher state of consciousness, that is correlative to my higher level of intelligence, cause me to feel more pain than the average person while I perform anaerobic exercise?
Why must my beliefs in atheism and nihilism, that are both correlative to my higher level of intelligence, cause me to be too apathetic to lift?
*sigh*
Why couldn't I have just been born stupid and american like all of you dumb meatheads?

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>>39336923
yumy as usual jason, I'm erect

- Magic Mike Blaha

>>39336923
>>39337010
HAHAHAHAHA