Who else here chugs a liter of water first thing on an empty

>>39332944
Literally me
Every morning first thing I do is chug a liter of water. Feel like absolute groggy shit if I don't get my morning water, don't know how people survive the mornings with a single 250ml cup of coffee desu.

>>39332944
don't do it you autists OP is memeing you. I've done this before and it hurts very badly. No serious damage but it feels like your stomach won't stop cramping

>>39332964
you're me son.

>>39332964
Me, couldn't into the morning coffee may may.

>>39332968
>drinking cold water first thing in the morning
join the room temperature masterrace

>>39332964
>drink .5L water upon waking up
>start drip coffee
>eat oatmeal+banana
>drink coffee
>take a huge shit while drinking more coffee

>>39333221
>drink 3.8L water
>start chicken nuggets in oven
>eat sour keys and spoonful of sea salt
>drink kombucha
>shit on a paper plate and hide it under my bed

>>39332964

>tfw you wake up super parched

Dude that morning water chug is the most satisfying thing ever.

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>>39333235
nigga what

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Shouldn't have taken those 4 scoops

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>>39333221
>take a huge shit while drinking more coffee

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