Fraud Steroid General

>>39330069
I'm talking about the content of the post

>11.5g of gear a week + hgh + insulin + igf-1

>>39330066
does the semen in his asshole count as lbm? if so it makes sense

>>39330066
Woof never said ten lbs lean probably 2-3lbs and the rest well distributed water

Also I'm 6'5 it's easy af to put on weight and not have it look like anything

>>39330066

reposting:

how the fuck do i train my neck at home?

Im only on 250mg test but im blowing up like crazy already and my neck is getting too thin for my body.
And with neck i dont mean my traps.

and training neck at the gym is just cringe af

>>39330098
buy a neck harness

>>39330098

Why do you care what other people think of you so much?

Train it at the gym

>>39330086
Do you count your glands as gains? I mean at least part of you grew right?

>>39330098
take a rope and make a noose shape with it. hang it somewhere

now try to put your head inside the noose and support your weight with your neck muscles only. start with a 45lb plate in each hand, move up in weight every time you do it, neck progresses fast

>>39330098
Do gay porn. Give constant blow jobs. Watch your neck grow.

>>39330126
the bimbo way

>>39330126
>>39330133
Holler

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>>39330098
fall asleep as such

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>>39330081
Get a neck harness and do neck lifts m8. 4x25. Works a treat.

>>39330066
Ez
Take 150adrol + eat
15lbs guaranteed

>>39330098
Throw your neck back on shrugs

>>39330126
>>39330133
Next thing you will remember will be bimbo fucking you from behind while whispering 'beg for it' to your ears.
watch your backs.

>>39330154
I do this a lot

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>>39330098
See

>>39330149

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>>39330083
Please. Enlighten us with better knowledge or fuck off and neck yourself.

>>39330178
nah

if you don't know why it's fucking retarded I don't particularly care

I'm not gonna type essays on my phone to explain completely basic concepts to some retard who thinks a cycle with 12 compounds at obscenely high dosages is a good example. it's much easier to just call you a retard

>>39330195
Yup. Just like I thought. You got nothing. I brought knowledge. You brought fudd.

People come here to learn about roiding and doing it safely. Instead of that, you pull out your dick and just hurr durr dat is shit.

Educate people and share the wealth, or do us a favour and neck yourself so the rest of us have more oxygen while we're lifting heavy things and putting them back down.

>>39330116
this might be a joke, but that would actually workout your neck muscles alot lol

>>39330165
but that will only train the "back" neck muscles right?

What about the front and the sides?

>>39330239
do it

for extra muscle activation jump off a chair into the rope

>>39330236
you brought some copypasted post from some complete retard making up a "pro bodybuilder blast" pulled straight out of his ass

there is no knowledge anywhere in that post. there is no "safety" involved in running almost 12 gram of gear a week and stacking shit like adrol and dbol together

literally, literally kill yourself. or try running that blast, same end result

so i injected with a 2.5 " 23g needle yesterday and my leg feels like someone stabbed it with a knife.

Is that needle overkill? Been pinning like that for a few weeks, mostly delts so far

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>>39330126
Same anon
If gay porn with bimbo isn't an option. Try this.
Just be ready to feel gayer than doing man on man porn.
http://youtu.be/9OWziZywhaI

>>39330255
i laughed pretty hard at that

>>39330276
>pinning delts with a 23g needle
what is wrong with you

>>39330276
2.5 inch wtf dude?? are you fucking 80% bf???

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>>39330276
I personally like to go out of my way to find a nerve in my quads and stab right through it and attempt to inject myself while my leg spazzes out like a catfish fighting for it's life.

I use 25g though.

>>39330297
Maybe he had to pin through swollen glands

>>39330274
That that was the point, to discuss the finding and see if it was legitimate or bullshit. I'll kill myself if you do it first you cockgobbling animal farm outtake.

>>39330304
and I thought bimbo was a masochist.

>>39330304
>>39330297
>>39330295

lol is that too long?
And no im quite lean actually, like 12%.

I thought about getting 18 gauges for delts but i use that for my quads nowl.

>>39330341
Or through a dick in his ass

>>39330366
alright you're trolling

>>39330295
I use 23s myself. What's wrong with that?

>>39330370
What's wrong with dick in da butt m8?

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Are all steroids taken through injection? Or are there other options
What should I google

>>39330385
Literally nothing he's upset I call out his shit constantly

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>>39330366
are you a fuckin mong m8? Hell I thought I was retarded for pinning my right quad essentially every time. I use 1.5inch for quad and even then I'm not always pushing the needle in all the way, withdraw with 23g and inject with 25g. The fact that you use 18g means you either get off to pain or just... don't register pain for some reason. I literally feel nothing when I inject unless I hit a nerve. Regardless enjoy that 18g building up scar tissue.

>>39330394
I will have mercy on you because of doggo.
Go read /r steroids sticky.
and do a shit load of research before even considering to roid.

>>39330394
there are steroids that are taken orally.

But they cannot be taken without specific steroids, which are injectable only.

So tl:dr, there is no workaround for needles. Like not at all, no matter how hard you try

>>39330375
for your delts?

scar tissue, among many things

>>39330394
there are non-injected steroids. they still need to be stacked with testosterone which is injected. don't even start your research into roids if you're scared of needles.

>>39330395
you are objectively a worse poster than swollen glands

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>>39330404

>>39330412
Except for the resoundingly good advice I constantly give.

>>39330400
mesox recommend this for me.

They said 2.5inch, 23g for delts and 3 inch, 18g for quads.

Are you just a sissy or am i actually pinning like a retard?

>>39330419
your advice is mostly fucking garbage

I'm not sure if you do it intentionally or if you just ignore the fact that other people don't react to testosterone like you do however

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>>39330419
Bimbo what's your take on blasting and cruising?

>>39330419
And the entertaining moments involving your ex.

>>39330426
Well whatever duder

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>>39330421
There is no reason to pin with 18g for any compound, you are only adding discomfort and scar tissue. Literally never once had a problem with 1.5inch 25g but i'm not fat so who knows. First ever cycle I gave 21g a try and dropped them fast.

>>39330432
I do it. Probably not for everyone but more worthwhile than cycling. I view it as a for life commitment.
>>39330434
Yes

>>39330421
you are pinning like a retard...
most people pin 23, 25, 27.

>>39330421
They were probably trolling you. 23-27g and 1 inch to 1.5 inches is fine. I'm pretty sure that 18g 2.5" is a spinal needle.

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I dunno why bimbo gets hate, he's prolly the 2nd best dick sucker in fraud just behind ESTP.

His stories are entertaining, he's active, overall decent trip would enjoy again.

>>39330219
Low carb usually, I almost only eat carbs at dinner. I don't really count since I've gotten a really good feel for my body and what it takes to maintain/bulk, but if I had to guess it would be less than 20%. maybe 10-15 out of 2.5kcal

>>39330461
I don't get much hate. The hate I do get is fine though, anons and certain trips just acting out or being frustrated in their own lives. Very reasonable emotional reactions.

Anything I can do to help around here is what I aim for.

>>39330440
>>39330448
>>39330452

Well fuck them then. I have been going through this nerve ruttling bullshit by stabbing myself with fucking spears for nothing.

>>39330461
>hate
feels like good-natured banter for the most part
hes an easy target

>>39330493
Exactly.

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>>39330483
Well, now you know. Bright side is your injections just became near painless.

>>39330482
Yea you're pretty enjoyable.

Why do people say it's okay to do steroids only if you're going to try to compete. Why can't I do them because I want bigger muscles as an amateur? I'm 19 and going to start test e soon, but I'm not going to get bloodwork cause it's too expensive. What is the worst that can happen? Should I take accutane?

>>39330461
he's a mentally unstable shitposter who has been repeating the same cycle of stories with his "ex" for over a year. they're not even fun stories, it's "we had sex but she still doesn't love me REE what do"

he doesn't listen to advice and keeps repeating the same mistakes over and over again then talks about it here

I just realized, he's mocking swollen glands for things he's been doing for ten times longer. that's funny.

>>39330518
Hahahaha its true holy shit

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>>39330513
>Why do people say it's okay to do steroids only if you're going to try to compete.
As both an excuse to use and the acceptance of the prevalence of PED use within elite athletes.

> Why can't I do them because I want bigger muscles as an amateur?
You can, it's just seen as(rightfully?) vain and shallow.
> I'm 19 and going to start test e soon, but I'm not going to get bloodwork cause it's too expensive.
Stupid. Incredibly so.

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>>39330513

>>39330518
Not wrong.

>>39330529
Okay then I can admit I am vain and shallow, but why is it dumb to take it without blood tests? Doesn't your body naturally have higher test when you go through puberty? I never got blood tests for that so what's the difference?

>>39330501
how did they just became painless?

>>39330542
900 ng/dl and 3000ng/dl

exactly the same thing

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>pin chest
>spend an hour 1/2 on chest

I missed lifting so much

>>39330542
Knowledge is power
Always smart to see where you were before for a baseline for later

>>39330557
So what can actually go bad about it then? All the sides I read are acne, endocrine damage, and gyno. None of them seem like I actually need blood tests for them unless I start getting really sick or something..?

>>39330570
you get bloods before and after, to make sure you've recovered properly. if not, you deal with the issues that pop up (liver, lipids, etc)

you get bloods during to dial in your estradiol, potentially liver damage and shit if you're using highly hepatotoxic orals

>>39330518
Accusing somebody of being mentally unstable on a thread that shallow mentally damaged people with body dsymorphia arguing steroids.
Really makes you think.

>>39330576
Okay last question, if I did not get bloods, what do you think the chances would be that I did not recover properly or had a problem? And if I did have a problem, wouldn't I be able to tell and then just go to the doctor?

>>39330595
You are trying so hard to convince yourself to not to get bloods.
Dont get them,and fuck yourself over just because you want bigger muscles.
Do it and delete yourself from gene pool.

>>39330589
>being so mentally unstable you get called out by other mentally unstable people for being over the top
really makes you think

>>39330542
You only get one chance to get your bloods pre cycle. It's a good piece of information to have. Regardless I think you are too young/uneducated to roid. But whatever yolo not my fault you fuck up your natural puberty phase.

>>39330595
>what do you think the chances would be that I did not recover properly or had a problem?
It will literally be impossible for you to know without prior cycle bloods.

>>39330610
>>39330625
Okay maybe I will wait to do it until I have more money then. I have one blood test from when I was sick like 10 months ago, but it doesn't list the stuff I'd expect such as test levels, should I get another one done before my cycle?

how do i get bloods done anyways?

its not like i can go to the doc while im on.

and privatemdlabs is in murica.

so what do?`

not him btw

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>>39330654
>should I get another one done before my cycle?
That is literally what every single one of us is saying. If you can't afford a 60-70$ bloodtest don't roid, next you're going to say you can't afford AI.

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>>39330066
>they take steroids to get girls
absolutelydisgusting.jpg

The only thing more pathetic than you fuckers, are the faggots who go get leg lengthening surgery.

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>>39330678
b...but I don't care about girls.

>>39330666
>tfw asked everyone if i should get bloods done before i roid just 4 weeks ago

>literally everyone was telling me its not necessary if i feel healthy.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>39330691
not here that's for sure

>>39330690
If you take dangerous drugs to your body and go to gym and spend this much time from your one and only life just for the sake of girls you must end yourself.
Literally,buy a rope and hang yourself.

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How do I dose tren a? Only ever run tren e but source ran out.

>>39330678
wew there

>>39330691
if it makes you feel any better I didn't get any bloods done till I've been on gear for about a year and a half- had no problems. Definitely want to get them done every few months if you want to cycle off though.

>>39330691
>tfw asked no one if i should get bloods done before i roid just 4 weeks ago

ftfy

>>39330678

Literally no one here is doing this.

Where are you getting this assumption from anon

Perhaps you are projecting the reasons why you yourself are lifting onto others

>>39330663

Curious here, I thought the doctors had some kind of confidentiality?

They report you to the police if they think your test levels are out of natural bounds?

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>>39330518
hes not mentally unstable

>>39330663

Anyways I assume that you have to cycle off and wait for your test levels to return to natty range and get bloods done then go back to blast

Right guys?

>>39330725
you have literal psychosis, you aren't exactly the best judge of character

>>39330738
if your aware of it then it means you dont have it :DDDDD ebin

can i make it worse so i can have a proper tulpa 2d waifu ?

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>>39330708
Well I take it because I went 26 years without getting boners or having any interest in life. Allowed me to accomplish more in 2 years than I did in all the combined previous ones. But then again my T levels were 190-270.

>>39330707
uhm yes here.
even the trips told me its okay

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>>39330721
>They report you to the police if they think your test levels are out of natural bounds?

>sir, we've received reports you might be harboring unregistered muscle fiber in your delts... may we come in?

>>39330737
once you run a cycle chances are you're gonna want to run a bunch more, may as well just cruise

>>39330721
They do. But the doctors here have to stay true to your insurance. And the insurance has access to the logs/your data.

And the insurance can do with your information whatever they want.

Obviously when they know i am on steroids, they are gonna report that shit.

>>39330098
Neck bridges

If you do enough overhead work and heavy pulls your neck will generally stay proportionate.

>>39330421
Holy shit dude no.

25-27g 1" works fine for delt and quad unless you're fat as fuck.

18g might as well use capri sun straws fuck m8

>>39330276

lemme guess.. 2.5cm right?

I would switch to 1.5cm, and 25g

In Merica that means going from 1" to 5/8"

25g is the thinnest I would go with too. Yes you can go with a 27, but its hard as fuck to push through, 25 is still a small pin, but easier on your thumb and you don't press so hard you shake.

Also, you should NOT be drawing up with the same pin you use to inject. Draw up with a 21g, then switch the needle with the 5/8" 25g before sticking yourself.

>>39330880
reported :)))))))))))))))

>>39330877
no, he was using a 2.5" 18g
so 6.35cm

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>>39330899

While we're at it mods pls deal with this

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>>39330979
kek we dont have mods on /fit/ its to slow for it to matter

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Sup nerds. Where's brick?

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>>39330979
>>39330994
Yee of little faith

you're always being watched

>>39331013
too busy being a nigger

>>39330877
yeah i know that i am supposed to switch needles for injection.

And no, its legit 2.5 inch needles i have been using.

Fuck mesoX. Fucking retards trolled me so hard they made me waste money and then fuck my shit up with those needles

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>>39331017

Yeah there are mods on this board for sure ESTp got warned for that "censored" pic of her cunt in like 5 mins flat

Also,

>On /fit/ the memes write themsevles
>Insecurity thread
>near bump limit

>>39331013
>implying brock bama isnt a 10x better president than trump could ever be

>makes fun of his wife for being a nigress because thats totally the most important thing when electing a president right?

murica, not even once.

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>>39331013
his daughter has a nice butt
more pics?

>>39331053
>t. Muslim shit skin

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>>39331053
kek sure

heres your (you)

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Anyone got any good recommendations for gym pants? Tore open the crotch on mine and i'm starting to get looks at the gym.

>>39330666
>>39330529
>>39330501
>>39330440
>>39330400
>>39330304

post more freakishly hot ginger sloots

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>>39331101

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>>39331069
Bad jerry. No!
>>39331101
They have no souls!

>>39331093
https://www.venum.com/sports/mma-c/shorts-21.html

i prefer looking like a douche bag when i workout even though i stoped fighting years ago

gonna have to slim down and pick it up again

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>>39331101
They aren't sloots they are all nice girls. Perhaps nicer than you deserve.

>>39331124
leanin towards these as I like to look like im wearing a bag in the gym.
https://www.amazon.com/HEMOON-Jogging-Tracksuit-Training-Trousers/dp/B00QN8M2HC/ref=sr_1_11?ie=UTF8&qid=1478394871&sr=8-11&keywords=gym+pants+men

>>39331093
if you dont mind spending a little extra, i have a pair of lululemons that are actually real nice
its their License to Train 9"

all black or all grey, no shitty patterns or crappy material

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>>39331093
literally go to any store and pick out the color you like

>wearing ripped pants
poorfags I swear2god

>>39331120
oh sure its okay when you post 3 underage girls as a trump meme

thats it, Im voting for hilary

>>39331147
looks maximum comfy ill have to pic myself up a pair of em

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>>39331147

That review though

>future aesthetic boy

>family is all literally obese by definition, 30+ bmi at least
>they have been bringing bags of burgerking home literally every single day for probably around 1.5 weeks now


going to savor every moment of their future health complications

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>>39331164
>>39331162

Which bag grandpa/jerry

https://www.amazon.com/adidas-Diablo-Duffel-Skyler-Deepest/dp/B01852BU1M/ref=sr_1_3?s=apparel&ie=UTF8&qid=1478395256&sr=1-3&nodeID=15743181&keywords=gym+bag

https://www.amazon.com/Duffel-Sports-Shoulder-Zippered-Compartments/dp/B01ESN4A5A/ref=sr_1_48?s=apparel&ie=UTF8&qid=1478395256&sr=1-48&nodeID=15743181&keywords=gym%2Bbag&th=1&psc=1

Tired of my school backpack being full of lifting chalk. I wanna be able to bring lifting belt, weighted belt, chalk, oly shoes.

>>39331162
I spend money on weird things and super jewish on others. I'm no poorfag tho friendo.

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>>39331198
Are they savoring your current health complications?

>>39331176
kek'd.

>>39331212
>>Are they savoring your current health complications?
yea cuz it is the same thing right

>>39330979
They're containment threads

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>>39331200
The top one

And prove it, wear these to the gym

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>>39331231
Jerry please, i may wear cheap gym clothes but those are so aesthetically displeasing that you have rendered me both disgusted and offended.

>>39331220
I mean... kinda they are willingly ruining their bodies and you are willingly not going to the doctor to sort your shit out. You do you tho, hope you don't die or lose your jaw fampai.

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>>39331200
the second option so you look more upper class than the poor fags around your living arrangements

https://www.amazon.com/Soffe-197V-SR459A01-Large-Mens-Running-ShortBlackMED/dp/B003AU5VZQ/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1478396088&sr=8-1&keywords=soffes+men

you can always go cheaper

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>>39331220
it literally is
theyre addicted to food

youre addicted to fueling your glandrage with steroids

>>39331251
theyre versace
sorry youre too poor to realize true gym fashion

>>39331251
except i am going

>>39331287
except i would rather kill myself than going back to being low test <300ng/dl

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>>39331162
>thats it, Im voting for hilary
You would vote for the candidate involved in an international child sex trafficking ring...

P.S. someone just tried to assassinate Trump at 9:02 ET.
I swear this country is so fucked in the head thanks to the (((media)))

sup guys

Been lurking /fraud/ on and off for the past year and I finally found a source

It turns out that a guy I work with homebrews his own compounds and sells them via reddit

I bought a few vials of test E 250mg/10ml and some Asin

I just did my first pin yesterday in my ventroglute, I have some muscle soreness but other than that it was a huge success

Wish me luck brahs

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>>39331298
Is your first name johnny?
>>39331293
Good to hear.
>>39331287
baka jerry, i didn't expect you to act like new money. This ain't u.

>>39331308
What's the first part in "both" here?

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>>39331293
it seems like you are, keep going
>doctor parents
>not on trt

doctors are so useless lmao

>>39331295
you say those things like they are bad
now im definitely voting for hildog
free children for every american
AND the Illuminati wont try to have me killed

win/win

>>39331308
new money?
I actually do like how cheap lifting is
wish my homegym wasn't shit now tho, going to have to actually go to a real gym
probably be busy afterwork baka

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>>39331323
Being a pure mommy waifu wielding high levels of power.

>>39331308
nope

>>39331349
what a truly repulsive and unpleasant image

>>39331013
I love ivanka so much

why is she so perfect?

>>39331345
when i was low test at one point i was 100% convinced i had sleep apnea, since i was always fucking tired and never had energy even if i slept for 12+ hours every day

they wouldnt even get me a sleep study. "OK SO WHAT IF YOU HAVE IT. DO YOU WANNA SLEEP WITH A CPAP MACHINE FOR THE REST OF UR LIFE"

few months later, turned out to be low test so i just started using gear

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>>39331361
If turning candidates into hypersexualized loli's is wrong I don't want to be right.

Also, where can I find floor mats like in the pic.

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>>39331367
I don't know but I would like to see her get into politics.

>>39331390
>have carb cravings from 750mg dnp and low cals
>read this as "turning carbohydrates into hypersexualized loli's"

>>39331390
https://www.wayfair.com/Safavieh-Leather-Shag-Black-Rug-I-LSG511A-FV17196.html?source=hotdeals
right fucking here
goddamn sleuth

>>39331404
HAWT


when did you achieve low test ?

like are you late 20's or something ?

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>>39331376
wow thats seriously fucked up
thats a deadly condition

my parents paid for my endo visits
I couldnt get shit anyways but atleast they helped

>>39331390
thats not sexualized, thats gross
this is sexualized

>>39331396
I was a contractor (engineer) working for her on the Trump Hotel in DC. She's really not into bullshit. She had an extremely clear vision of what the place should be and didn't compromise at all. Made my job of designing certain things rather difficult, but unlike how the media portrays anything Trump related, it turned out to be one of my best projects.

Just ask anyone who actually worked on that building. 100% of them will be proud as fuck at what they accomplished there.

(For those not in the know, Daddy Trump backed off of the project very early on during construction, prior to his candidacy announcement, and gave the reigns to Ivanka.)

>>39331349
>>39331361
It's not that. The art itself is just disgusting

>>39331430
yeah thats what im talking about.

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>>39331412
Has this nigger posted his pics yet?

I'm also lol'ing at how hard you're projecting. You accused me of being in my late 20s last night.

How insecure are you, really?

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>>39331408
Any chance you could find the area rug in the first pic? second pic would be back up option.
>>39331430
ill concede that.

>>39331437
litteraly who?

most people in there late 20's have lower testosterone levels as a fact.

there's that and there are plenty of contributing factors involved in testosterone levels either being high or low due to dietary and life style choices.

im sure a small number of people with low T have it because its genetic.but ill end up having to dig more into the research itself to find out

>>39331437
Please leave baitmaster

Make like a bait thread for the rest of fit or something. Don't shit up fraud. Thanks.

>>39330098
Dumb bells, do rows

Row lines you're trying to grow wings

>>39331466
https://www.wayfair.com/Safavieh-Paris-Shag-Grey-Area-Rug-SG531-8080-FV17248.html
the one in your image is probably the 11x15 size

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>>39331467
I literally just goggled "test levels by age" and in 5 seconds I'm more knowledgeable on the subject than you, who has """"done research"""" on the subject

Kill yourself, seriously. Dumbass pseudoscience teen

>>39331488
looks like it starts to decrease after 20 years

wow no shit thats what i said

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>>39331488

>>39331500

"When did you achieve """low test""", late 20s or something?"

Literally 34 year olds still have test levels as high as a 25 year old

You're actually this fucking stupid. Srsly, kill yourself. delete your account and jump in front of a bus

>>39331504
No way 900ng/dl is average at 20

Look at how many low test shitters are in fraud alone.

>>39331513
There's a reason they're here.

>>39331412
19, was low test at 18

lol

how the fuck does this even happen

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>>39331082
Fuck I actually have that bad motherfucker wallet.

Am I degenerate?

>>39331511
>delete your account

still being this new

so your old, fat, short and posting your ex-boyfriend's old pictures to remind yourself of the one that got away

how fucking sweet
>>39331526
like are you an alcholic who sleeps 4 hours a day kinda happened

ohhh well hope get your shit fixed and you should move out.

>>39331536
your not until you vape
>tfw i do

>>39331504
During no point in any region of the world at any time in history in recorded medical science, yes even Africa, was the average test 900 ng/dL.

900 ng/dL is close to the natty limit (1,100 is about the top you'll ever see).

>>39331526
how did you diagnose?
did you just start injecting or get trt?

>>39331544
>>like are you an alcholic who sleeps 4 hours a day kinda happened
no, very rarely drank and slept fuckloads

>>39331554
bloodwork lol. just started injecting UGL test. saw it as a good excuse to start roiding anyway

>>39331565
so no real symptoms except being tired?

>>39331575
and making 0 gains, 0 sex drive, etc.. the usual

>>39331544
I LOVE how you still claim I'm not real

Youre fucking pathetic. IRL I'd beat your ass, I've posted pics and shown I'm strong as fuck. You've actually, legitimately, unironically posted a guy u got from Google images.

You legit said you've "done research" on testosterone levels then got blown the fuck out by your own """research"""

You're legit scared to post your actual pics and will NEVER actually post them bc you're a sad, weak, don't little teenaged virgin retard who literally wants to be un-anon on 4chan.

>>39331518
I feel like it's more likely they happened to take an interest in fitness/amateur bb rather than self selection based on bad gains, and then found out they had low to really low test.

Just got back from London and now I'm bouncing at a bar back home :( America gay af

Also, girl who I'm lowkey in love with told me she needs to stop talking to me because she needs to make sure the guy she's living with in Boston is a mistake and NOT because of me. I don't want her to resent me so I kind of agree but if I lose her to him I'm gonna be pissed. Should I just confess my love and tell her I want her here or just wait it out? Competitive Joben is fucking with logical Joben decisions.
/rant

Anyways wtf been going on in this shit board the past few weeks?

>>39331602
You guys are mad af today chill we're friends here

>>39331609
Just chill on it. The fact that she has to see if she loves him means she doesn't. Just say "alright later baby" she'll call you in a week. Tops.

I tell my ex later all the time and within hours she's like hey

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>>39331602
>thinking your 14 year old lifts are impressive

>has to wear a hooddie indoors to hide his fatass stomach

your second point is retarded since i said it lowered in late 20's and you show a graph and i show a graph proving the point.

it lowers after 20yrs

TFW your mad ;^D

>>39331612
Nah, that guy is a legit fag.

I'm sure it this point he knows he can't compete and is trolling by default

"I was never serious in the first place, heh! Me getting BTFO was all part of the plan heh!"

>>39331626
Literally your graph shows a 34 year old has the same test levels as a 28 year old

Post pic bro.

>>39331635
Nobody in this thread is a fag. If anything you took the time to compare information, neither of you has to accept the other as being right or wrong. It's just comparing notes.

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>>39331612
>>39331635
The one guy is an obvious troll and the others are fucking retarded.

Wygd

>>39331652
That's boss as fuck

>>39331625
Yeah you right. I guess her fucking me over and over is also a sign she doesn't give af about his fatass. He has money, at least.

Need to volumetrically dose this asin because reasons.

Will 25mg/6ml work with water or do I need to get fucking everclear or something.

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>>39331670
Seriously

>>39331585
well looks like its time for me to join the shrunken balls crew. Exactly same situation...

thx for answer

>>39331646
I was never someone who claimed I knew something I didn't then went full pseudoscientist to defend assumptions by saying "hurrr but I might need to do """more""" research" when none was done in the first place

Also, I haven't literally goggled "shirtless buff guy", saved the pic, and uploaded it to an anonymous board claiming it to be me, all while actually posting as un-anon and actually being srs

This guy needs to suicide, I've never told someone to kill themselves but this guy is fucking cancer.

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does this mean I can park in disabled spots

>>39331646
the autists in these threads dont actually try to understand others argument they just shitpost until one side gets bored

>>39331670
>He has money
sorry but theyre getting married but wait like 3 months youll have her + half his money and child support for life

>>39330066
I want to impregnate Miss Anna, and I don't even want kids. They'd just be too perfect to pass up

>>39331696
It's just silly people being silly

So I need a good us domestic tren a source...and like 50% of sst is MIA. Who still good?

>>39331585
are you cycling or b&c?
are you making good gains now?

>>39331700
B-but I kinda have money.

Also I'm a kinda big guy.

Guess its better to have lots of money and lots of big guy than halfass one or the other ;_;

>>39331700
When do I get my virginbux

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>>39331644
kay heres me shirtless now you show your self shirt less you boy pussy
>>39331696
once again at point one you are wrong

testosterone levels decline slowly after age 20

ill kill myself when i cant make 2D waifu a reality

>>39331707
No, this aspie is srs. I fucked with him yesterday and he went full retard, then switched to "nah bro I was just trolling! Haha I wasnt serious!"

Then I see him spouting bullshit, again, call him out and now that he's getting BTFO... again, he's back to "nahhhh bro, I was just playing! "

You'll see, I'll humor him. Asking him over and over to post his self. That's the end game. He wont. And I'll make it clear that this dumbass teen moron I'd indeed a fucking retard... all bc when I make a goal, I stick to it. This guy will stop posting from his fucking 4chan account bc of me, watch

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>>39331420
Basically no one that has worked with Trump and family has anything bad to say. If they did it would be ALL OVER THE news. But since there is literally NOTHING on them the media has to make up stories about "he's raycis" and whatever and convince women to put up fake law suits that they drop because they are discovered to be complete liars.
Anyway I can't wait until this is all over. I'm ready for peace and prosperity and no more stupid fucking wars for Isreal. I just want to see my neighbors become successful. That means all of you here.

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>>39331728
sorry
hope you dont mind raising another mans child

>>39331750
I know
I doubt theyll implement anything, I doubt politians are receptive to the blight of the virgin

>>39331767
literally shut the fuck up no one cares

>>39331771
>I just want to see my neighbors become successful
>by switching from service economy back to an industrial economy where we have to compete with china and india instead of using china and inida

>>39331753

You literally state, RIGHT HERE,

>>39331412

You think """low test""" levels begin at late 20s.

You literally then post a graph proving yourself to be retarded.

So, bro. Do you really think ppl in their late 20s have low test? Fucking retard.

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>>39331771
dont forget the endless rigging that they'll have to do against him to make it seem like it was Hillary won by 10 points so that it hides the vote better instead of the 30 point lead that trump might actualy have

There was a photoshoot in my gym today.

Hot as fuck girl on anavar wearing like a Spandex crop top and shorts. 3-5 people with ugly dyed hair and those flash umbrellas, extra lights and cameras.

Mostly it was just weird as fuck. Stared as much as possible to assert dominance

>>39331808
i honestly posted a pic of my self shirtless this time now post your boipussy

it lowers after age 20

low test can happen at any time and the graph shows the higher upper amount, yours shows the average, both show it lowering with age.

post pics like i just did without my shirt on.

and your on 4chan so ofc you have low test

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>>39331789
You ACTUALLY saved this pic to your phone

Lmao what the fuck is your problem? Fucking nerds on 4chan you ppl actually are degenerates, I thought it was a meme

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>>39331849
be jealous normie scum

fit in a nut shell.jpeg

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This picture was taken at a Trump rally when he visited my town earlier this year.

This is your average hilldog voter.

>>39331845
Yeah, it lowers. By a negligible amount. And u literally said "I'll have to do more research" lmfao. You were being srs too. That's the pathetic part

U legitimately didn't post a pic just now. I know you're telling but you're legit being a fucking retard while trying to do so

>>39331884
quit posting your exboyfriend

but you can enjoy my favorite smut you cum slut

http://pastebin.com/WfLZh5EW

>not being a degenerate

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>>39331849
I have no idea what point youre trying to convey

You literally took a screenshot of a google search for the same image
fucking autists on 4chan you ppl really are retarded, I thought it was a meme

>>39331862
>a dude who's claiming getting roasted online is saying hes getting roasted because of sexist

You're so sad it's humorous

>>39331907
So you're not only degenerate, you're dumb as shit too

I was "conveying" you're a weird little cuck bc at some point you saved that image with the intent to use it at some point in time

What the fuck is your malfunction?

>>39331789
Is it bad that my goal is to be the bull?

I want to impregnate some loser's wife/gf. Have them finance it. Kids visit on the weekend and I teach them how to not act like pussies.

>>39331724
b&c, i make more gains in a week now than i used to in a year

would rather die than come off at this point

>>39331947

only if you're lithuanian

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>>39331925
I saved this too
am i guy fieri of diners drive in and dives and guys grocery games?

does my irish fishing movie mean I am a worm?
perhaps I'm water like that thing in the abyss

apparently yes Im all of that

watch out who knnows what I'll post next!!!!

you need to get off 4chan and stop reading so much into pictures
seriously

>>39331947
I think its natural to want to dominate in this way

>>39331973
>"that would be good out of a shoe"
what did he mean by this

>>39331973
guy fieri

holy fuck i forget how much i acutaly like'd his show. nice pic btw

i'm to big of a fan of kitchen nightmares to have made his show my favorite

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3WmmhqF5To
food rap theme timeo

kwaii desu-chan

>>39331947
whatever floats your boat.

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>>39331484
Thx nigga you're an angel

>>39331973
Why are u guys playin with this niggas bait?

>>39331789
But wait....

I'm the one fucking a dudes girl and I'M ending up the cuck?

4cham memes are getting confusing.

>>39331973

Bro u literally saved a pic u got somewhere on the internet of a chick getting snapchatted while being fucked. There isn't any nudity, there is no porn value. It's literally a girls back.

You took the time to save that pic with the intention of uploading it here. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what type of person does that. You're weird, nerdy, probably skinny. Can't lift 1/2/3/4 and are a virgin. And ugly.

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>>39332023
joke's on you, this is jerry

>>39332023
You post like an insecure teenager

>>/b/

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>>39331959
What reference am I missing?

>>39332019
i was hopeing for meme's but theres nothing left get out of him

how was your workout/physical therapy

good news for me i can finaly do 8 dead hang pullups all in one go, took be about 1 month from doing zero pullups to get here but im still 12 reps away from my goal

>>39332048

U literally paid money to be recognized on an anonymous board

>>39331986
Taste's so good it would even be fine if you were literally eating it out of someone's stinky shoes.

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>>39331511
>delete your account

Holy fucking kek, were you the moron yesterday that thought I "bought a 4chan account"

Do you thing namefags and tripfags PAY for it?

Oh my God lurk moar newfriend hahahahahaha

>>39332041
lol what a garbage tattoo

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>>39332051
Not starting til thursday. Did something to my shoulder doing cable work couple days ago. My best was5 dead hangs with 75lbs belt on me. Haven't done em in a while cuz was getting uneven development and it was buggin me.

>>39332051
>tfw just got my door frame pull up bar for home
>cant do a single dead hang pull up when i used to be able to at 4-5
fuck.
at least I can work on it now

>>39332081
>buying an account
>being so butthurt u legitimately remember an ANONYMOUS poster fromantic 2 days ago

Lmao THESE are the ppl who pay for 4chan

You're exactly the reason I still bully people at 23 years old at bars

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>>39331986
typically anything you eat out of a shoe would be associated with feet, which most people dont want to eat
but thats good enough he still would

>>39331999
guys grocery games is #1
then beat bobby flay

>>39332022
well itss that she'll gold dig him twice, both in divorce court and child support, but you need the kid for that

>>39332023
youre shitposting in the wrong thread
r9k is that way --->

>>39332089
TOO FAR

>>39332108
calm down komeji

>>39332067
>paid money
Wtf are you even talking about? How new are you

>>39332093
well looks like i still have more to add to my goals, 75lbs holy shit i am a weak crosshitter

>>39332100
dips help quite a bit for back, chest, and tricep devlopment. changing the grips up help a whole lot more, going from pullup, neutral grip, chins and any other varation will help your grip strength by alot. also greaseing the grove every single day will be the best way to see results.
more the better whenever and how ever.

also your abbs could be another lagging part, doing flutter kicks with arms away from your body until your hit musle failure daily pain helped alot for holding the position. just dont fuck up your hips from doing it.

where all gonna make it buddy

>>39332108

Why am I better looking than you?
Why have a fucked more girls than you?
Why am I stronger than you?

I'm literally ask around better than you AND can prove it. You can't prove jack shit. So fuck off, suck my fucking dick, this is MY thread. ....and I'm fucking natural LMAO!

>>39332141
Case in point this little bitch has literally started to ignore me

Lmao this is too easy. FUCK yall. Inb4 more anime pics posted from this asshole

>>39332143
but you're just fat dude

>>39332134
Wait..... let me get this right....


You literally type your name in the name line before every post....?

hahahaha holy fucking fuck! This can't be real......

>>39332161
Ha, get meme'd

>>39332143
>tfw I've probably fucked more people than everyone here including Bimbo but can never prove it AND I won't post pics

Oy vey! It's almost as if arbitrary shit like that doesn't mean anything to normal secure people

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>>39332161

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>>39332108
your hairy than me shit now i look androgynous by comparison

good comfy show decent tattoo, nice color how much was it ?

>>39332174
Post your face them, bitch.

Face is everything. so c'mon. prove your good looks that grant you easy pussy

>>39332176
look at your fat bloated face

more like 25% bf you fat fuck

>>39332166
No it gets saved automatically.
>newfags trying to be edgy

Why are you so bad at trolling?

>>39332186
But I'm better looking and I GUARANTEE it

>>39332187
>insinuating im that gay to actually type in my name to know better

You're so fucking lame dude

Post face (u won't)

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>>39332183
hehe, only i can be ESTP's imouto-chan because my body still refuses to grow any hair whatsoever.

>tfw people ask if I shave my armpits
I dont.

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>>39332104
Oh thank god it's b8. At least I got a chuckle at the thought of someone being that autistic.

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>>39331789
Jerry how the fuck is a service economy good for this country? We've been doing that for a long time now and look what it got us? The civilians are poor. SAD. NO MORE. We must produce goods and be the leader in production again WITHOUT it being war time production.
>>39331871
And it's a fucking white person holding it. God damnit the media has done an AMAZING job of cucking an entire generation. SICK! NO MORE!


Sorry for all the pol shit guys. Three more days and I'm done I promise guys.

>>39332185
I'm pretty alright looking but it's mostly gorgeous hair, being 6'4" and not spending my time talking shit to people on anonymous message boards on Saturday nights :^)

I'll get off work and off /fraud/ soon and hang out with all my bartender friends. Where are your friends anon?

>>39332208
Yeah of course I won't, I have no need to justify myself to angry nerds lmao, how sad are you right now?

>>39332236
Post pic proving absolutely anything you've said (you won't)

This is boring and not making my night go by any faster... I still have 2.5 hours to go. Someone talk about something interesting pls

>>39332251
No, you're an ugly, skinny fat, social retard. I'VE literally made myself popular around here as an anon by my posts some bc I'm not a typical 4chan autistic dipshit retard. I stand out as I'm good looking and strong as fuck

>>39332257
So your job you lazy asshole

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>>39332183
like 100 bucks
super cheap, was at a place across the street from a friends house, couldnt even find them on the internet, just some hobby shop I guess

>>39332211
>tfw a tranny hooker asks if youre middle eastern because your back is so hairy

>>39332231
were #1 gdp
just california alone is a world leading gdp
production based econy is for when you have a large unskilled workforce and we have progressed past that point. Our standards of living and cost of living are so high now a production economy would be all robots.
We export the us dollar now
it has to be paid back. much better than the other way around

>>39332257
whats a goodplace to torrent kungfu movies
I want to start watching those at work

>>39332231
It doesn't even make sense. Has anyone told him that hillary is white? It keeps getting worse

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>>39332257

>currentgf comes home from work today
>naps
>wakes up and tells me she had a dream where I told her "let's have an orgy"
>I say let's
>she says she's down.

Faurk dude now I gotta actually leave the house for something other than work and gym, or get on tinder.

I need to meet more couples.

>>39332236
Post hair

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>>39332291
He wont. Here mine though

I'm confident. That dumb fucking retard shouldn't have fucked with me,I'll ruin his 4chan experience until I'm unbanned from bb.com and finally gone from this shithole

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>>39332288
>gf
>orgy

D R O P

>>39332264
I'm checking IDs, brah, that's all I have to do for 4 hours. That and make sure drunks don't grab ass on women, and that doesn't start for another hour or so usually.

>>39332271
Rarbg or whatever it is. Are you an avid watcher or new to the genre?

>>39332252
Would posting a pic of my ID that says 6'4 or my beautiful long hair make you feel better about yourself for trolling so hard all night?

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>>39331673
Pls help ty

>>39332311
No, literally taking a pic of yourself right now would

You're literally on your phone right now. You would have done this by now if you're actually good looking. You literally probably have guys pics saved to your phone for situations like this.

Just fuck off. Hold a god damn napkin and I'll believe u

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>>39332307
This is the same gf who is cool with doing mww 3 ways.

Also I'm dropping in 4 mos anyways. What's an orgy hurt?

>>39332288
Try tinder or whiplr. You can screen people with your woman so you can both decide on the person(s) you want in your orgy.

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>>39332338
>dropping in 4mos anyways

oh well carry on then

>mww 3 way

I never got into these desu, just too much work. There's only so much I can do with just one dick, and the lesbo action doesn't do shit for me unless they're good at it, and usually it's just them experimenting with another girl for the first time

so it's shit for me t b h f a m

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>>39332279
uh
bill clinton was the first black president...

>>39332288
>girl gets you to let her get dicked by other males
>you think its your idea
clever girl

>>39332311
inbetween
was into it in college but stopped, watched fearless dragons again lately and decided I wanted to get back into it

>>39332334
But that implies that I actually care what you think. What kind of sad loser would give in to an anons demands to prove himself lmao seriously how old are you?

I'm only even responding because you're the only entertainment for the past 15 min. Where's masT, he's exponentially better at trolling than this kid

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>>39332338
Does anyone happen to have like... 60 pages or so of a diary/journal/notes whatever. I'm supposed to feel up 90 pages with bullshit related to philosophy or my daily life but i'm over it.

>>39332361
Oh ok, was gonna recommend the usual suspects like Fist of Legend and shit but guess you have seen all those already.

I used to train in Muay Thai and Wing Chun so I've seen every Thai and traditional kung fu movie pre 2005, basically. Not up to date anymore tho.

>>39332377
Search your trip on desuarchive and copy paste

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>>39332355
>Not incorporating toys
>not using a hitachi
>not instructing one girl to bind the other one.
>not having one sit on your face while the others on your dick and you make out
>not having one on top of the other making out while you fuck either at your pleasure.

Guarantee that's what you did wrong senpai.

>>39332351

Gf basically just trusts my taste in women, that's a non issue desu.

>>39332361
>thinking everyone fucking everyone is an orgy

WANNA KNOW HOW I KNOW YOU'VE NEVER BEEN IN AN ORGY, JERRY?

>>39332338

It's "MFF" not not fucking "male-woman-woman"

U know, 2 ppl have said something about me "role-playing" here and I laughed hard about the fact someone would even accuse someone of doing that but after being here for 3 weeks I legit think that is actually an epidemic here

I really think 4chan really is this fucking gay and I'm legit an outlier. A rare exception. Bc ppl have and will accuse me of not being real bc I'm here. Maybe I am autistic and was also blessed as very good looking.

>>39332371
Scrolled

No pic

Just fuck off

>>39332399
I've fucked 2 girls while my friend fucked his gf across the room, does this count?

>tfw you'll never have your prom date vomit on your dick while you eat out her friend ever again

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0GAUeMz6fM

>tfw not enough children to create my own tribe

feels fucking bad

>>39332399
all of that is just so much goddamn work

like, I'd rather just choke a bitch nearly unconscious, smack her around a bit, maybe handcuff her and rip her hair, spit on her a bit, and be done with it

>>39332416
>says the angry manlet

:^)

>>39332423
Lol you actually are role playing. I just saw your "prom date dick throw up" post

God, just fuck off. Seriously, I feel bad for you. I'll stop bullying, you're probably actually getting your confidence lowered

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>>39332390
yeah I've seen those lol

oh damn, what are your favorites that arent the basic bitch level
Ive watched like 5 in the past 3 years baka

>>39332399
>WANNA KNOW HOW I KNOW YOU'VE NEVER BEEN IN AN ORGY, JERRY?
cause im a virgin?

>>39332413
>Maybe I am autistic and was also blessed as very good looking.
right

>>39332437
Not as low as your height, angry manlet

:^)

>>39332445
They're all basic bitch level tbqh.

The original drunken master (1970s) and the prodigal son are 2 of my favorites if I have to ignore all the popular Jet Li, Jackie, Bruce and Tony Jaa flicks.

>>39332302
fuck off fat policeman

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>>39332460
Ok

>>39332495
lol

>>39332495
>fat fuck with a 4/10 gf
?

>>39332495
>tfw I'll never be this insecure about myself

Feels good.

Also she's ugly man. You must be REALLY short if that's all you can pull

>>39332495
Having a pic next to a woman means they're a couple?

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>>39332495
>still posting the same picture of your ex boyfriend

no new pictures where posted by you for 3 threads now
>>39332518
problay borther and sister southerner relation ship by the look of her hair

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>>39332495
>very good looking

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>>39332495
Is she supposed to look like your mother?

>>39332479
the jackie chan one?

there's a giant fucking gecko in my bathroom.

it's huge
it's fast

i have traps but i dont want to hurt it.

i made one out of saran wrap that shouldnt hurt it and hopefully i can release it tomorrow morning

ok

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Just got $400 to dress up like a schoolgirl and make out with my roomie

>>39332542
forgot to send you pick of my face gib me 10mins

nice simple dress though
>>39332540
remeber if the gecko has bigger traps than you do then your not allowed catch it

kek
post cute gecko

>>39332533
Yes. I know it's kinda lame but it's funny and I like goofy young Jackie movies.

Plus there's some shweet training sequences that I attribute my interest in lifting to.

>>39332437

I feel bad for you and your sex life if you consider a mff threesome to be so fantastical that anyone claiming to have had one must by lying

Like 90% of girls are bisexual in this day and age

>>39332399

I had one and I think I uh fucked it up.

>Gf and some rando blonde girl that was hotter than gf legit best I ever had
>too jealous to let that her touch my gf
>this girl was really hot
>obviously wanted to fuck her first since it was a different girl and hotter
>fucked her for 5 mins and prematurely ejaculated
>insider her with no rubber
>my gf literally sat and watched as I pre'd in another girl
>told the girl to get out

bet you can't beat that