Shit normal people say. >In theater, a lanklet with his gf

>>39328930
>"So like, I only ate one piece of lasagna the whole day cuz that would like, equal a whole days worth of food."

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>having a pie and a pint in the local friend
>joined by old friend Norman Normalton
>he says he only takes 3 scoops a day
>'3 scoops is enough' he says
fuckin' normies REEEH

>look bro I know your short, balding, and have a non existent jaw but picking up girls is easy just be yourself and have a good time

>>39328930
>even a fucking lanklet has gf
>tfw

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>Why don't you just forget about her, anon?

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>>39331125
>theres plenty of fish in the sea mate

>>39328930
he's not wrong - there's 4.7 calories in a single skittles, and a 20 second sprint across 100 yards burns no more than 5 calories

>>39328953
depending on the size of the slice, that's not unreasonable - lasagna has a ton of calories, almost 4,000 for a 1kg home made one

>>39329062
he's right, just date around your level instead of trying to nail 9/10s

>>39331125
>>39331494
man up you whiny faggots

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>>39331663
>man up you whiny faggots
thanks coach, just the words i needed desu

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>>39331663
OUT OUT GET THE FUCK OUT YOU FUCKING NORMIE OUTTTTT

>>39331761
>>>/r9k/

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>>39331778
but i like it here

>>39331976
C O M F Y
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>nobody can look like that
>I can't imagine the kind of workout you'd have to do to get a body like that

>>39331663
Ugly guys get 9/10's all the time. It's all about social status and potential.

>>39331663

20 seconds to cover 100 yards is shite for a sprint, m8