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Your physique

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>>39324053
#REKT

# BTFO

>>39324050
>all those questions
If I wanted humor, I'd just ask for your 1rm.

>>39324053
>>39324057
>>39324058
underages, everyone

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>>39324050 #
>>39324053 #
>>39324057 #
>>39324058 #

Same fagg.

>>39325220
>5 posters

>>39324050
>170
>6'2.5"
>15% maybe less?
> 14.7" maybe a little more

160
5'7"
17%
13.5"

>>39324050

75kg
180cm
8-10
38cm

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>>39324050
>Answer me you son of a

>>39324050
155
5'7
14%
15"

>>39324050
84 kg / 185 lbs
186 cm / 6'1''
14%-15%
40 cm / 15.7''

>215
>6'2"
>20-22%?
>14.5

Is roiding the only option?

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>>39324050
75kg
5'7
11.5% according to boditrax

Also pic related wat do

>>39329273
"y..yyou too"

ask someone whose a tinder god anything

>>39329909
why do you feel the need to lie on an anonymous image board?

>>39329273
so, whats ur number

>>39329273
she's not into you. Tell her you want her to suck your dick

>>39329913
lol not even lying my friend

got banned from the misc so now im back here

>>39329273
if you want honest advice say

"hahaha yeah and if you really want to laugh you should come over and ill show you my penis"

>>39329273
Getting a response is 90% of the work on tinder. Ask for her number flat out, not in a cleaver way, and proceed from there.

>>39324050
210
6'2
20
17

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tinder thread?

tinder thread.

1/2

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>>39330600

>>39330612
guess she wasnt too smart after all

>>39330612
>>39330612
>stupid line i could've seen 2 miles away
>"oh you're smooth"

yeah i guess she wasn't that smart.

>>39330788
yeah but its not like im sticking my dick in her intelligence

>>39330810
yes i know, and no one is gonna criticize your for that.

>>39330923
you want to see some more

>>39330929
I do. Why not.

>>39331416
kekkkk

>>39331411
>i enjoy food

She didn't have to clear that out

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>>39331411
>active 12 hours ago

doubtful

>>39331416
>mo're

kek

>>39330600
>>39330612

i like how retarded and sex hungry she is and saying you are smooth to hide the fact

>>39331655
she looks french so..

>140
>5'7
>wat
>small

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>>39324050
>150kg/330lbs (down from starting weight of 190kg/420lbs)
>6'5
>don't know but obviously high, 40%+
>don't know, have been keeping measurements but don't have them on phone

>>39324050
228
6'2
18%
16 inches

>>39331721
>150kg
wew

is it hard to live that heavy?
are u the guy who opens threads about his fat body?

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>>39331760
Believe it or not, the extra strain it puts on my body isn't really noticeable because I'm just used to it. (Plus being really tall with a broad frame helps distribute the weight a bit I think.) What I do actually notice is the difference from losing weight. I work in security doing patrols around a factory most of the night (do about 15-20km for an 8 hour shift) and it's so much easier than it used to be already. I don't get out of breath nearly as easily, my feet and knees don't hurt as much and I just generally feel healthier.

One placeit does make a significant negative impact is on my love life. I'm 24 and still a kissless virgin

And no, I don't start threads about my fat. I usually just lurk

>>39331857
well evidently you will feel far better if you loose the rest of the fat. i mean you just said it

>does make a significant negative impact is on my love life
its sex life, not love

>>39324050
189lbs
5'7
11%
17
>manlet

>>39324050
82kgs
173cm
~18% BF
no idea, but probably pretty small.

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>>39331416
holy fuck

>>39332009
>11% bf at 189lbs/5'7
get the heck outta H

>>39332227
Agree with this dude. lol if you think you're 11%

Nice arms though, assuming they're not fatceps.

>>39331416
Please. Mo're of this

>>39324050
>220
>6'
>17%
>16
Neither fat, nor huge, Phelps torso length and broader shoulders.

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>>39330600
My last message was December 2015

>>39324050
83
175
around 15
43cm

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>>39327816

> 6'7"
> 245 lbs
> 16%
> 16.5 in May, haven't measured since

>6'4
>135lbs
>15%~
>10"~

Get on my level faggots.

>>39329273
>"hahaha"

Fuck I hate that so much. I don't even bother witch chicks like that anymore. Convo is guaranteed to go no where, and she ain't giving out her number.

>>39332455
Dude....

>>39332455
Mate.

>>39331416
Man you brought up height first. I get that she over reacted because she's obviously self conscious about how she's a fucking whale, but you started that conversation topic with what i assume came from a facts about yourself type deal.

>>39331857
>29 year old virgin wombat, my sides kek

> 85.5 kgs- 188.4 Lbs
> 183cm - 6'0
> 14%
> 42cm - 16.1''

>>39324050
~90kg
6;5"
???
???

Your 1RM

>>39332455
You're fucking hilarious

>>39333497
Dude what the fuck how are you still alive?

>>39331629
ayyy
>press X to doubt

>>39331857
she thicc doe

>>39333498
Yeah fuck people who do this, and replies which are just a smiley face or an emoji.

How the fuck am i supposed to respond to that shit? I just drop the convo, usually they come back with "sooo.. Blah blah blah?" After a short while And I'll keep talking

>>39334975
they don't have to carry the conversation they can just expect to be entertained

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>you found a match
>check excited as Im an average guy aka no chance in hell on Tinder
>it's some fatty I accidentally swiped right on

195lbs
6'3
12-17%
17 inches

>>39329273
>75kg
>5'7
>11.5% according to boditrax


holy fuck you must be stacked

>>39331411
Only thing she dismantles is an entire grand slam at Denny's.

>>39331857
>be me
>used to get bullied at school
>decide to say fuck it and start lifting
>lift for 10 years solid
>perfect diet, completely natty
>finally get fucking stacked
>spent so much time getting big that I never had time for women
>one day I'm minding my own business when this fat fuck comes along and picks me up
>completely shatters my worldview, didn't think anything could be bigger than me
>ego destroyed
>fat fuck takes a picture of me and posts it on facebook
>tells all the australians that I'm a virgin
>makes a joke about some anthony burch fucker as if that makes me feel better
>feel completely emasculated]
>nobody will ever respect me
>it was all for nothing
>such is the life of a wombat

>>39335253
>he doesnt swipe right on everyone

220 lbs
5'11
17%
18"

>>39324050
>157 lbs
>5'10"
>8%
>14"

>>39324050
180
6'
~18%
17

>>39324050
162lbs
5'7
18%
16 inch

>>39332455
why would she not unmatch him? Legitimate question.

>>39337576
because, he adds to the numbers. She gets to look find out she has 1000+ matches

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>>39324050
>74kg
>179cm
>~15%
>39cm

>>39337603
If it was purely a numbers game then why wouldn't all women just match with every dude?

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>>39336679

>>39330201
>Not in a cleaver way
I find that chicks kinda dig butchers as long as you don't make it too threatening

>>39330612
holy fuck dude you're so fucking dumb, are you that cringy pun faggot?

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>>39331416
"Do you want to go camping with me? I love eating smo'res too

>>39324050
236 lb
6'2
Like 20%+ easy
Big enough. Bigger by the day

>>39331857
She is CUTE

>>39337682
Because you can like 100 people/day and girls want to brag about hot matches, not loser matches

>>39324050
>345 lbs
>6'1"
>around 40%
>I've never measured them

>>39333623
Her profile stated that she was not interested in anyone under 6'

>>39329273

WE WUZ

>>39331416
jejjjj

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>>39331629

200
6'1
~16%
15"

am i t-rex mode?

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>>39324050
Is this salvageable?

>>39342216
>wanting to hook up with a prude who won't suck dick
Funny thing is i am bi and have sucked dick... not even unpleasant tbdesu

>>39337576

It's pretty funny to have some autist message you that shit. I'd show my friends

>>39342216
No, she forgot the comma between "No" and "do you?"

>>39335325
Kek

>>39342216
yah, just follow it up with
>N-no h-homo
and
>Pl-please respond

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250
6'5
18.5
18
I can dl 480, and bench 3 plate, and I still feel weak, when will this stop?

>>39324050
>205
>5'8
>fuck....
>14 inches

I'm fat as shit dude. But I'm trying.

275lbs
6"3
15%
18in

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>175lbs
>6'1
>idk like 12% maybe
>no clue

Is there a way to tell how big my arms will be when I lose all the fat around my fatceps? I measured the other day and it was 18', and im 5'11 230, which obviously I dont have 18" arms cause im weak as fuck

>>39324050
235-240
6'3"
16% I reckon
16 inches.

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>>39324050
>174
>6'3
>16%?
>No idea

>>39345221
>If dubs
I am sexually attracted to pedophiles

>>39324050
>weight
158 lbs
>height
5'7
>bodyfat
15-25%
>arm size
almost 16" on pump

>also post humour
already posted it above

>>39338525
KING'A'S N SHEEEIT

>>39335285
?? I'm 5'9" and I weigh 79kg with low bodyfat. I wouldn't call myself stacked.

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>>39332455
It actually hurt reading this

I never understand people who write consecutive times without a response? If a girl doesn't respond me I never write to her again, fuck that shit

>>39345221
>2016
>being a Legion dog
I bet you let the Centurions fuck you in the ass, bitchboi

>>39329273
Just say "nice response"

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>>39331629

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>can't even get matches so don't get the chance to funpost

>235lbs
>6'4"
> 20% or 21% not really sure
>17.5"

>>39327925
R u me.
>158
>5'7.5"
>13% bf
>14.5"

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dafuq

my thread is still up?

wew lads

but i thought i said fuckin HUMOUR

fuckin dipshits

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>>39330612
>tfw to smart for your corny tinder lines

190
5'9
>19%
16.5

>>39342917
>weigh 250
>DL 480

When you stop being a fat lanky bitch thats when

>>39330622
underrated post

>>39329993
>banned from the misc

So, was it difficult telling your parents you're gay?