Insecurity thread

>>39321342
>never noticed in the mirror
>no one has ever said anything
>notice in some photos I have ptosis
?
one of my pupils are smaller than the other so I think it might be related

>>39321342
my teeth aren't perfect. it bothers me a lot. I have a cute gf so I guess it's ok, but people really do assume you're dumb and unsuccessful if your teeth aren't perfectly straight. plenty of studies on it and I live it every day.

So you are half chink

All my facial features are ok but they are arranged in a dumb way and makes me look bad

>>39321358
Same. Everyone thinks I'm an idiot

Good thing I'm getting braces soon

>>39321342
>I have uneven labia minora. Pretty much have one small one and that's it.
>I have a deep voice for a female, kinda catches people off guard.
>I've lost over a hundred pounds and have stretch marks and low hanging breasts; probably gonna get a lift in a few months.
>BF has an uneven brow bone. Like his left side is more pronounced than his right side. I honestly didn't notice it until he pointed it out 5 weeks into our relationship. He wants to get it surgically fixed but I'm like nah, your'e fine babe.
>He also used to have a large mole on the side of his nose but got it chopped off before we even met.

>>39321342
Don't make that much money.

My skin sucks ass

Acne and dry patches

Dark circles
>inb4 sleep

>my dick is way too large, like, a solid foot long
>i also have this genetic thing where my body naturally produces alot muscle without working out
>my skin is too perfect, people sometimes ask if im wearing makeup
>for some reason i'm always below 10% bodyfat
>my dad changed my last name to Thundercock, which is really stupid to be honest

>>39321342
I have that, almost unnoticeable when I squint, so I squint often. Been compared to a young Clint Eastwood.

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>I have a pretty good face but God has blessed me with kinda big ears.

Fuck my life brahs. If I hadn't this problem I would be 8/10 :(. Otoplasty is the first thing I'm going to do when I get my first salary.

>5'6 male
>no chin
>no jaw
>ugly teeth
>white "stain" on front teeth from mouth breathing as a kid
>super tiny wrists
>uneven eyebrows, right is higher so it looks like I am feeling suspicious about something
>tight foreskin and string, have been thinking of getting this fixed for about 6 years but still don't have the courage
>very feminine bone structure and fat storage

>>39321389
How deep are we talking, like Emma Stone deep? Laura Prepon deep? I find their voices hot as fuck.

I'm more fortunate than 99% of people on earth and I would regret my life if I died now

>>39321433
just start hormones

>>39321413
Your life sounds pretty shitty senpai

>>39321342
>you have to be ABSOLUTELY PERFECT or you're a LOSER
What a bunch of bullshit.
Peoples' flaws are what make them interesting.
Perfect people are boring as hell.

>>39321538
but would the perfect person be able to bore those around them?

>>39321554
'Perfect people' are boring all around.

>>39321374
good for you anon. I've kind of just given up on it. I'd be too embarrassed to get braces as an adult, and for whatever reason my parents refused to spend the money when I was a kid, so I just resigned myself to it. I hope your teeth look money and you find happiness when those things come off friend.

>>39321358
>tfw I never get cavities isn't true anymore
I had legit teeth but fucked them up. If you are going the fake route save menu and get and implant it's a lot of cash but lasts longer and looks very real more so then the glued on caps

>>39321578
I would consider that. How much cash we talking?

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>>39321435
Kinda like a teenage boy.

>>39321342
>large round face that makes me look fat even though my body is auschwitz tier
>uneven eyes, not ptosis, one of my eyelids had the nerves damaged during my birth
>fucked up teeth from when I was beaten up as a kid, it cracked my front tooth and now the nerves are dead, dentists replaced the chip but the tooth is still dark coloured from dead nerves
>manboobs, fat on thighs, pear shaped body, even after starting to diet and lift it's still shaped like this
>bulbous nose
>high hairline, looks like it's receding
>dark odd skintone from spending too many days in the sun and bad skincare

>>39321603
If you learn to sing, it'll stand out positively.

>>39321538
>>39321569
Fox grapes etc.

>>39321652
Bitter loser etc.

>>39321657
Sorry but this contradicts this post you made: >>39321538. Not saying I'm perfect (no one is) but you're directly putting down people you see as more successful than yourself as "boring".

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>>39321681

>acne scars
>goofy looking ears
>big nostrils
>weak jaw
>gap teeth
>bitch tits
>hairy dick

And those are just the physical insecurities. I'm not even gonna try to get into the flaws in my personality that I'm ashamed of.

>>39321342
>Eye color is kinda dark
>hair isn't as blonde as it used to be
>dry skin around nose (recent issue)
>eyelashes aren't lush enough
>nose is ever so slightly crooked
>didn't wear bands on braces enough as a kid, so still have overbite
>skinny
>not tall enough ("only" 6'2, I blame /fit/ for this insecurity)
>posture isn't too great (working on it)


Now that you mention it, I have this ptosis thing too. Didn't know it had a name though.

Overall though I love myself and embrace my flaws. its pretty gay to give a shit about most of this.

>>39321433
what do you mean by string?

Bacne scars

Being poorfag who can't afford medication through high school took its toll

>have ichthyosis
>hear "wow anon, you need to put lotion on your hands" from almost every girl
>I try to explain but they think I'm just bullshitting
>current gf says the roughness adds to my hard working personality
>feels good for a little bit :^)

>>39321785
Same. I regret popping all my bacne and nose pimples.

I wonder if there is cosmetic surgery for fixing that

>>39321342

i'm black

+99% likelyhood of being shot in white neighborhoods

5'9 dick

I have real bad smile lines from acne medication that dermatologists prescribed me in my teens and my skins already developing pretty bad wrinkles at 18. I also have a very odd facial structure which is by no means appealing.

>Wide hips
>Gyno
>4 incher


brehs....

I work for an oculoplastic surgeon. Ptosis is an easy surgical fix if it makes you that insecure. Also if it interferes with your vision it's not considered a cosmetic surgery and most insurances will pay for it.

Pretty much perfect except have hank hill ass

>>39321807
Then stay out of them. Problem solved and everyone will be happy.

>>39321839
Not a significant problem if you're a dude.

Sucks a lot if you're a chick tho

>5'7
>Can't grow beard for shit
>I tend to be introverted

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>Mixed but I dont look like a normal lightskin guy
>Inherited my mother's father's ginger genes
>Basically nappy dark red hair and freckles
>Kinda skinny but im working on it

>I have a bunch of mental flaws but I've overcome come all but a few
>Dont have any guy friends, only girl friends
>Kinda faggish voice

Working out is the only thing deterring me from suicide rn.

The creases on my eyes are different, which causes one eye to look drastically different to me.
My philtrum is so pronounced and my mouth so tiny that I feel like one of those creepy dolls.
Working out causes my rosacea to freak out and now I permanently look like I've been in the sun too long or I'm blushing.
I've lost 160 lbs and still need to lose more, so my upper arms, breasts, stomach and maybe thighs are all getting floppy.
My body is covered in stretchmarks from my shoulders to the pit of my knees because I gained so much weight when I was between eight and nine and bulked for too long.

>tfw balding
>tfw circ scar
>tfw 177 cm/5'10
Kill me

>>39321342
>roastie
>no outer labia unless I get fat
>masculine bone structure (wide shoulders/ ribcage)
>head too big for face
>pointed ears
>strong chin
>too much jaw
>was born with an underbite

Still, there are a lot of things I like about me

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>>39321342
fat distribution puts it all on my ass and thighs so I look like a woman

skinny fat with a little muscle now, really want to cut it all off. Makes me feel fucking terrible about myself daily. Looks like two different bodies are joined at the waist

hair everywhere

i have impressive natural mutton chops

hair on my back, thin

all over my torso including boobs, thin

pubes are thick as fuck, go ahead and make rope with it

disgusting thick ass hair

hair on my face too, but somehow my unibrow area is very void, everywhere else though..

fucking lasers man im too shy to inquire about it

>>39321342
My bushy and messy eyebrows and my small legs

I have self harm scars from when I was a kid, thay have healed a lot but I am still well aware it's a big no no sign for birds to see

>manlet
>thin wrists
>super pale
>wavy hair
t b h I don't mind, because it's all qt

>>39321694
That is actually a pretty great post. I find myself doing this at times also.

>>39321984
There are personal home lasers like Tria 4x. It works for some women, but not everyone. I'm one it doesn't seem to work on, yet I keep using it with the hopes it will over time.
A lot of other women have said it worked for them with fantastic results. It might be worth it to try on some areas because it is overall cheaper than getting it done professionally.

>>39321942
Pls be in london

>>39322073
that stuff costs like $400

$400 i could have spent on lasers if i wasnt a giant pussy

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>>39321342
>one side of my face is lower than the other. Hard to notice unless it's in a still picture though
>only have one testicle because of cancer
>losing weight but still fatasfatass. Started at 190kg (420lbs) at 6'5. Now down to 150kg.

>>39322117
Professional laser treatment takes multiple sessions and would cost way, way more than taking the chance on this. It's usually recommended to get 4-6 treatments, which range from $250 all the way up to $800 for the larger areas for each session. Even if a home laser doesn't work, you can sell it on Ebay to get most of your money back.

As for the pussy thing, these people talk about and see this all the time. You're not going to be some special case where they gawk at you in disgust. Hirsutism is something professionals see all the time and they're the ones you can worry about the least because they understand it's a condition.

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>fat arms even though my fat distribution is pretty good, e.g goes to hips/thighs/boobs and my stomach is flat but soft
>deep arm pit stretch marks from growing huge tits when i was 11
>deep inner thigh stretch marks from growing huge hips when i was 11
>really light stretch marks pretty much everywhere except for stomach
>acne prone skin
>pale and paranoid about getting any sort of tan cos i dont want wrinkles
>teeth kind of yellow from braces
>kind of chubby but idrc cos its !HIGH TEST! but i know deep inside i'll always aspire to be skinny because it's i wanted as a kid


>>39321389
what does ur bf think of ur stretch marks? idk how to get a bf and have stretch marks at the same time

>>39321421
Haven't we all.

>>39321353
Holy fuck are you me.
I never notice it until i take a pic.

Acne.
Its the difference between being a 6/10 and being a 2/10

>>39321593
look for veneers, they are like 2 grand i think depending on if you get 2 rows or not. they last like 10 years without professional maintenance

>>39322788
Tanning will help with the stretch marks
I'd say it's worth it, even without sun you'll get wrinkles when you get older anyway, you'll need to invest in good skincare treatments when you're 30 or 40 to get rid of it regardless
Besides I think it's dumb to condemn yourself to being ugly now for the sake of still being ugly later

Anyway, none of your problems sound like real problems, more like lazyness
Bleach your teeth and lose weight fatty

Big ass nose. People still think im handsome. But i whenever i see myself in a photo i legit want to kill myself

>>39321353
Same here. I can't see it in the mirror or selfie camera, but if I use the back camera on my phone I have it.
I don't know how I look because I don't have anyone I can ask.

>>39321538
But being boring is a flaw, anon. Thus they aren't perfect.

3.5 inch (9cm) penis.
I don't know what to do.

>>39321342
I'm about 10-15 lbs overweight, my eyesight is bad, and once I cum I have no interest in women

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I haven't lifted in 3 months because of a broken ankle

i have a fat bump on my back that looks like my spine is sticking out...

I have the facial structure of a fighter jet

>skin issues on my legs
>spotted teeth from too much iodide as a kid
>huge forehead
>nose has a bump
>asymmetrical, weird ears
>faggy voice
When you write it up it doesn't sound like much, but it bugs the hell out of me

>>39321342
One of my flaws is that I have pectus excavatum, but it doesn't really make me insecure anymore, because my chest looks good enough to compensate.

The flaw that makes me most insecure is my crooked penis. The curve isn't that extreme, but if I make the bottom of the shaft horizontal, the tip pretty much points straight down at the floor.
It can be fixed with surgery, but I'm not sure I'm willing to risk that. Besides, I haven't had issues with sex, it's just an aesthetics thing.

>>39321576
You look like an adult still focusing on their dreams imo. Alpha adult

>>39321342
I have only one
my earphones, being born handicapped is shit

>>39321342
my dick is too big when flaccid and i'm ashamed when it comes to wear shorts or light coloured pants

>>39321576
It's has been become alot more common for adults to have bracers

>>39324538
Only if they're live-action roleplaying.

>>39321342
Ptosis is when one eye is bigger than the other, or is it when one side of the face is higher than the other?

>>39321353

Dude get checked for Myasthenia Gravis

I'm lazy as fuck
My bike had a flat tyre so I just went to work by car for a week, just fixed it today (I live 1 mile from work)

>>39321576
invisalign

https://www.invisalign.com/#sm.0000n7ggqe17wue5oqvreyj02bkjf

>>39321342
I'm ugly af. I look like I've got FAS.
But I've got a gf.
So yeah.
Apply yourself.

>>39323584
thundersplace.

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I'm fat (92Kg now) and have severe gyno. Like, I have to wear X4 size shirts so it doesn't look like I need a bra, and I live in a hot climate so wearing layers is fucking impossible.

Adopted hunched posture to hide it since I was 11 or so, which really fucks with my back and neck. It also lead to very low self-esteem whenever I'm even a little overweight, which was most of my life, so relationships with women is hard and I'm very self-conscious.

Buying clothes that fit and look good on me is really hard so I dread shopping, as a result I have just a few dark very large shirts that I wear pretty much on rotation and the colors never really match, thank god I don't work in an environment where looking presentable is important or my life would be hell. For similar reasons I don't have many outfits for going out, not that I have the social life to justify buying any.

Dread going to the beach and taking off my shirt so haven't seen the ocean up-close in many years, despite loving it.

My life is basically shaped around my weird chest, I wonder how women with badly-formed tits do it.

>>39324572
Pretty sure its a fucked up muscle in the eyelid.

>>39321622
This, you people need to leverage your shortcomings to your advantage. Deep voice for a lady? Learn to sing! One eyebrow too high? Look at people sideways to seem inquisitive and intelligent! Feminine bone structure? Become a trap! Everything has an upside.

>>39324662
I was the same. Buy some tight compression shirts until you get the surgery. Drop fat until you're in good shape, so that when you get the surgery, they'll shape everything up right.

>>39321538
hehe just bee urself

I got pretty good genetics; except for the fact I'm 5'9 in Australia

>>39324653
>FAS
fat ass syndrome? Stop using acronyms asshole.

>>39321342
I am still skinnyfat imo. Also I hate my hair.

>>39324688
>Buy some tight compression shirts until you get the surgery
Explain.

Also, did you do surgery? How did it go, and how bad was your gyno before?
Will a surgeon throw me out telling me "come back when you weight X"?

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>horrible acne scars
>stuttering
>lisping
>crooked teeth
>5'7 in one of the tallest countries on earth

>>39324606
My pupils have been like that since birth. If its something you just notice randomly it might be worth checking out next time you are at the docs.
>>39323398
>>39321353

>teeth aren't great
>Big forehead
>Slightly crooked nose
>Bitch wrists
>Freckles
>Shitty skin in general
>fat face even at low bf%
>Barrel chest so I always look fat

>hips/legs bigger than upper body

>tfw 70% of male attractiveness is in the torso

So basically it's like I'm ugly, cause my face only accounts for 30% of my attractiveness

So I'm 30% alright-looking and 70% hideous

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>>39321948
>tfw

I wish I didn't sink into depression and started all my vices. Fucking hate skinny fat and because of my vidya hobby I have fucked up my back, neck, posture.

>>39321773
Frenulum.

Lots of stretch marks and some lose skin from losing weight too fast. 35kg(115 to 80) in 4 and half months wasn't good idea. Who cares though it is what it is.

I have scars on my wrists when I tried to kill myself a few years ago. No way these things will go away on their own I was actually trying to get the job done but my gf found me and here I am.

Will a tattoo cover them up? Every time I look at them it reminds me of when I was life's bitch and couldn't handle it.

Way better now btw. Life is my bitch.

>>39324886
>35kg(115 to 80) in 4 and half months wasn't good idea
Jesus, how did you achieve this?

>>39321353
Horners syndrome, look it up. I have one pupil that's a different size from epilepsy/seizures. I found out about horners while looking it up.

>>39323671
> I haven't lifted in 3 months because of a broken ankle
>ankle
Work upper body then u dolt

>>39321342
I have forehead acne, red spots all over my thighs and horrific posture

Jew nose

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>>39322788
My BF doesn't really care about them. He was with me when I was losing the weight. He's pretty understanding and chill. If a guy doesn't wanna be with you because of stretchmarks then he's a fuckboi and you shouldn't worry about him. Same with women who only like big dicks and money; it's shallow and should have no bearing on the compatibility with the other person. Personality matters more than anything. You'll be fine anon.

>wide ears
That's about it, one is a bit more outwards than the other, probably going to have otoplasty when I get rich enough

>>39321342

I have stretch marks all over my damn thighs and ass... I wish they would go away... Is there any real way to lessen/get rid of stretch marks?

They're not very noticeable unless I bend over for sex, then they're on full display... pretty sure a couple of guys have lost their boners because of it. (5'10 165 lbs tranny, not chubby)

>>39324886
Diet and routine plox? Did you use DNP?

>>39322159
I know that feel bro. People claim they don't notice it IRL but it's so obvious in pictures.

>>39325305
>tranny
degenerate, go die in a fire.

>>39324918
Vitamin E oil

>>39322788

tanning is disgusting

>>39325357

you first bitch

Slight ptosis
Really shitty skin. A combination of mild eczema, acne, and I'm black but none of my skin is really the same color, I have splotches of lighter colored areas all over my stomach, thighs, and ass.

>>39325407
Better yet just wait for the inevitable suicide, you do know the suicide rates among trannies right? Being mentally unstable doesn't just go away along with your cock and balls on the op table you disgusting trash.

>>39325464

>you do know the suicide rates among trannies right

Says the man to the tranny of course I know the fuckin rates, doesn't mean I'm going anywhere. I got that shit out of my system when I was a teen, I'm here to stay motherfucker.

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>>39324785
I know where you come from but I love big legs and wish mine were bigger

I'm 5 weeks into my military career now and getting my cals is kinda hard sometimes, lost about 5-6 lbs already and my legs are the only part that got considerably weaker :(

>>39325499
>I'm here to stay motherfucker
That's what every self-mutilated man said to himself at some point before eventually taking some sleeping pills and vodka and going away like the pussy he wished he had. You're by definition mentally unstable, enjoy the rest of your miserable life, in a better world people like you would be thrown to the furnace and your ashes would be mixed with the asphalt for road well-adjusted people drive on on their way to work. Please die quickly so I don't have to breath the same air as you do thanks in advance.

I have that too, never knew it had a name.
I also have an asymmetrical chin, which I think is my biggest flaw and probably the first thing people notice about me.

Also, wide torso, skinny arms.

>>39324991
>>39325314
Not them but I've lost 72 pounds over the past 5 months. I've legit starved myself by only eating 300-800 calories a day with no carbs and with the occasional cheat day. I did a couple weeks of eating regularly and have recently got back on it and have lost 6 pounds this week alone. I work out as well and am honestly experiencing no adverse side affects or tiredness.

I know I shouldn't do it but the number on the scale makes me press on.

>>39325546
Didn't you lost all muscle mass doing this?

>>39321358
>tfw I regularly get comments on how nice my teeth are
>tfw dentist visits always are "hi, any issues?" No, okay fine see you next year
>tfw never had anything done on my teeth besides getting wisdom teeth out
>tfw naturally nice teeth
Still no gf tho

>>39325573
>tfw always loved my teeth
>straight and clean
>big canines, looks bad ass

>visit the dentist one day
>"you have a crossed bite, you should wear braces"

what the fuck

>>39325531

I'm taking a *deep* breath just for you anon. Life is great since I transitioned, it's honestly pretty entertaining to watch people like you get triggered over my very existence. Stay mad, faggot.

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>>39325238

>Feels like I come off as an idiot more than half the time.
>Not really autistic anymore, just come off as stupid so I stay quiet.

>tfw strabism
literally look like wojak with downs

>tfw pectus
Looks like somebody shot me in the chest with shotgun point blank

>5ft8 nitromanlet
worst of all

I often fantasize about travelling to some 3rd world country and killing myself there so nobody knows who I was

Premature ejaculation
Below avg penis size

>nice face
>broad shoulders
>strong jaw
>5'7
>5'7
>5'7
FUCK, im not gunna make it

>>39325531
I didn't read the rest of the comments, so I may be missing something. Maybe the tranny dude really does seem like an asshole. But why do you care so much what someone else does to their own body? It's like if I decided to get a piercing, and you attacked me over it. Get the fuck over yourself.

eyebags, will they go away if i reach <12% bodyfat and stop eating shit/staying up late?
considering going under the knife in korea because I'll never make it in investment banking/acting/politics/porn with these fucking eyebags

>>39325714
You'll be fine bro.

>>39321342
>weak jaw
>tiny gap between front teeth
>only 6 feet
>big feet
>weak eyebrows
>hair takes a ton of styling to look good

>>39325559
Not really no. I work out and eat protein. Exercising has gotten considerably easier. I move just fine and feel better than I ever have. I'm starting to think all that's a meme to be honest and only applicable to people who don't take precautions to prevent it.

Acne
No facial hair at all
Wide nasal dorsum

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>>39325735
>getting a piercing
fucking disgusting.

>>39321342
Biggest one is my brain, propably.

Its funny to be doing the biggest deadlifts in the gym in long sleeves because you were cutting yesterday like a good emo girl

>>39325763
If you needed say 130g protons that alone translates directly to 520 Kcalories, that leaves like, an apple to eat a day. I just can't see how you got enough protein with so few calories on your menu.

>5'6
>super wide hips
>super wide shoulders
>disgusting saggy, veiny tits
>giant nipples
>ptosis, right eye is almost closed in a relaxed position
>used to be really fat (still fat but less so now) and still have giant insecurities about my arms
>havent gone outside without a jacket and long pants on for 8 years

>>39325876
I haven't died yet so I think I'm fine. Have had no fatigue, no random tiredness, no shift in moods. I feel fantastic and have no problem working out. The only weird thing I have had happen is when I do feel hungry I NEED food. Like I feel so pressed and just starving. I have to fight the urge to get a bag of chips or candy from the machine at university. I usually eat 3-4 small meals a dat of generally no more than 250 calories.

>>39321342
It's like you faggots find new insecurities to go with everyday, fucking losers

>poor social skills
>chinlet
>baby face

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My fucking disgusting weight loss skin flab

>>39321342

Bit of a belly I can't get rid of
Pointy shoulders
Difficult to gain muscles
Psoriasis

>>39325736
You'd be surprise how many girls find eye bags cute

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Noddle arms :^(

>Acne

DRINK MOTHERFUCKING WATER
I had fucking disaster acne on my face but after drinking the fucking water like a crack whore thirsty for dicks and clean my face with delicate soap and its going fucking away like a fucking miracle. Try it lads. (give it 2/3 weeks and see it by yourself)

AND BY FUCKING LOT I MEAN FUCKING LOT 1 Gallon PER DAY SHOULD BE YOUR FUCKING TOP-PRIORITY!

God speed.

>>39321342
>I'm fat, need to lose weight.
>Hair loss. (but I can live with it)

I can't get hard when i'm with a girl

>>39326637
let her suck you, play with her, tease her, play a role-play game with her - be kinky with her

>>39326645
I have performance anxiety

>>39326653
Elaborate.

>>39321342
>autist
>too much bodyhair at just 21 years old
>receding hairline
>5'7"
>weak jaw

>>39326659
I have a form of erectile dysfunction, only that its mental and not physical. I get nervous when i'm about to 'perform' with a girl, and lose my erection. Its a vicious cycle and it ruins my self esteem.

>>39321342
stutter, everyone around me is getting internships while i sit around playing games and hanging out with people so i feel like im not making any progress in my life also i hate cs. whats a good decent paying job in the US that caters to lazy people that requires little to no experience or like a training program or something

>>39326693
>bodyhair
"too much" what? Body hair is fucking sexy and shows manliness
I have hair on my belly, torso, legs, arms and can grow a beard

>receding hairline

trim the shit down, develop some nice muscles

>autist
take a self amusement of yourself and keep distance at what/who is saying towards you.

You can treat this as a game of tennis when someone and keep the tennis ball bouncing from you to other people - this was a metaphor to give you more insight to keep yourself cool and made a joke about everything, it will make you to relax and get outside beyond of comfort zone feeling very alive indeed, also remember about >>39326622

>my example

I'm real fucking introvert fat, hair loss on crown shit.
I have made a girl in my school fucking hate me, then we met at the same job one day and I started to escalate, make a joke about job, myself while she kept me teasing and tried to make me feel uncomfortable but kept my head above and feeling alive with "no shits given".

The result?
She said that "I'm cool guy after all" and she gave me her number.

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>5'8
>acne on my back
>Huge tights because lel ebin fat distribution.
>one tit bigger than the other one for some reason
>a little gyno
>rigid as fuck, a yoga workout will send me into fucking coma from pain.

But the worst one is my fucking hair.

It just wont style for shit when its long on the top (and i like it long on the top)

I can use 3000 kg of product a day and it still will fall off into its original position after 5 minutes.

Pic related is my dream haircut (ye i know its faggy one for many) but it just won't stay up.

How the fuck do people style this shit??

>>39326803
>>acne on my back
see
>>39326622

>>39321433

You tried stretching the foreskin ? It may be possible to fix that instead of cutting it off.

Cocks nearly as thick as my wrist..

And I have thin wrists..

>>39326829
>You tried stretching the foreskin

Wat

>>39326855
Pull foreskin up and down, do this 10 min per day and after few months you will be good to go

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>>39321342
look the good side, you can create an overrated band and make millions

>>39326900
What band?

>>39326904
o_O

>>39326907
O_o

>>39326694

I have this as well sometimes. Other times I am hard as a rock for as long as I want, its a weird system. A little alcohol helps but mostly I need to chill and not think about it. If I start thinking it goes wrong.

>>39321433
Sometimes doctor recommend steroid creme for the foreskin, this way the skin will get thinner and it will give more elasticity. My dad had a circumcision because of his foreskin.

My problems:
> ptosis
> haircrown on the back of my head is weird, so when I shave <5mm it looks like a big scar
> little overbite
> gyno (lol this should actually be on top of the list)

As of late my bad feature: a big ass, turned into a positive thing: many girls commented on it in a very positive way. Still feel insecure though :)

>>39321342
I was nearly beat to death when I was 10 and now I have weird indents, discolouration and shapes in my muscle tissue, all over my body.

It looks like I've got chunks of muscle missing or pressed into strange arrangements like I'm made of putty.

>>39326810
>>39326622
Kiddo, you think all acne can be cured with basic hygiene?
You couldn't be more wrong.

>>39327236
>drinking water
>hygiene
do you even english you fuck cock asshole anonymouse?

>>39327258
meant basic hygiene/diet or whatever over the counter solution you're offering

>>39327288
the solution is fucking A+++ solid, now your turn

>>39327311
A dermatologist

>hair everywhere body hair is supposed to be
>big nipples from being fat before /fit/
>stretch marks (not very noticeable, pale ass fuck)
>hump back, but with manly figure
>52" shoulders and 38" hips ensure everything fits me loosely
>5'11"
>CripplingDepression™
>still have voice of a teenager
>too kind, wallet always empty bc everyone takes advantage of my giving personality
>too smart for my own good

At least I can grow a sick beard, have a slightly above average cock, and insane muscle-building genes.

>>39321342
mole on dick other than that im perfect

6ft3, green eyes, good frame, good jaw but my lower lip is unsually larger because of an accident I had when I wa sa kid
kinda fucks up my whole face

>>39327322
>too kind, wallet always empty bc everyone takes advantage of my giving personality
>too smart for my own good
got indoctrinated by fit to hate being just below 6', smart to the point of being dumb that's what you meant by that, right?

I have 7 inch dick, I'm 5'11" tall, I have pretty good "gym" genetics (pretty strong naturally and gain muscle mass easily)...
But my face is all flawed. No matter what I do, I'm never going to be able to make up for it in any way. Life is good other than that, I have a lot of friends of both genders and no problems with school and money but literally NOBODY is, has never been and probably will never be sexually and or/romantically attracted to me. Not considering a suicide to be honest but I often feel pretty sad about the fact than nobody will ever love me.

>>39327342

Cancer dick, m80

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>>39321342
I'm gay, and my posture is really bad. Slight gyno.

>>39327348
I don't mind being 5'11", I just look like a short faggot because my figure is so fucking bulky.

I'm also "too smart" because I almost always have an answer for everything and that makes me annoying to normies. Also because if someone is wrong I correct them, as politely as possible, but no matter how polite I am people are always offended.

I have a pig nose and a fat face. Even on a cut at 5'9 145 I still have a double chin. Also a manlet

MY NOSE IS SO FUCKING HUGE HOLY SHIT HELP

Also my teeth are fucked up, I had braces when I was a kid but didn't wear the retainer long enough.

On top of that my hairline is receding but desu I just got a buzzer and I'm cutting my hair short and it looks fine, I'm just worried about when/if the top starts thinnin out too and I need to actually buzz it all down.

>tfw banking on getting wealthy enough to get corrective surgery for these things someday

M-money can fix it, right brehs?

Bummpp

I'm close to benching 235lbs (Max was 210 last week)

But for some reason. I struggle with 95lbs on incline bench. I get embarrassed.

>>39327319
>dermatologist
A simple water is better, I was very close to see one, but after weeks of heavy drinking water my skin cleared up, so what you got on that Einstein?

Can you comprehend that even stupidest solutions you think are fucking easiest and can be the best solution out of the hat?

>>39327424
That's an intellectual failure, but rarely recognized as such. Learn to internalize the cognitive processes of others. It's when you're stuck in your own mind that you fuck up like that.

>>39327485
Thanks, friend-o, I'm working on it.

>>39327424
>I'm also "too smart" because I almost always have an answer for everything

1) Whats beyond observable edge of universe?
2) What is the best way to make girl like you and make her comfortable? (personality traits)

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Crooked teeth, I've advanced periodontitis and getting treatment though.
>mfw no girl is interested in me
>been working out for a year, finally I have a good body
>mfw I can't even get attention from 5/10 frunk girl

>>39327565
you have good body, but your personality is a one big meme frog pepe m8

Need pointers?

Check RSD about dating and mating, its solid piece of knowledge

>>39321342
What´s with this shit ? I didn´t have it 4 years back. How did i develop this ?

>>39321413
kek

>>39324735
Like under armor compression shirts.
No, they'll feel for breast tissue, and if they feel some they'll cut it out for you. If it's just fat then they won't do it, cause it's not gyno lol. You'd just have to drop fat and get a skin reduction or something.
My surgery went pretty well, healing didn't take too long, and now that it's healed it looks a million time better. Think the doc may have left a tiny amount on the left side though. One negative is that now my left nip is super sensitive. I don't mean like ticklish, it's like a pain if it's rubbed hard or pressed/pulled on.
Was it worth it? %100

>>39321342
bitch I don't have any

>>39321342
I hate myself despite being modestly successful. I've traveled, I'm educated, and I have a decent job (albeit contract work). I've got a roof over my head and a family that cares about me.
BUT:
-5'9". I fell for the height troll and am now extremely insecure
-single. Not a virgin, thanks to 1 girl I met while traveling. Since then, nothing.
-poor. I had money, made some awful investments, and now make just enough to cover tuition fees.
-I think I'm mentally fucked. I can't maintain friendships, and I never stay interested in the same people for more than a few weeks. I learn as much as I can about them immediately, and then almost discard them. Not sure what that's all about
-just a general lingering dislike of myself. I thought I'd be doing better at this stage of my life (26 years old), but I live with my family, have no wife or dog, and still don't know what I want to do with my life.

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>>39327479
>but after weeks of heavy drinking water my skin cleared up, so what you got on that Einstein?
I got that your acne was not hormonal like a good part of the population, that's why it cleared just by drinking water, which will not work with someone with hormonal acne.

>>39324735
It was pretty bad before hand. Bad enough that I fucked up my posture and always wore a compression shirt to hide it.

>>39327611
thats why you drink WATER WATER WATER

t. Having acne caused by hormonal imbalance, me

>>39327536
1.
>almost always
2.
>>You're never going to have the interest of girls who aren't interested in you. If there is one thing you can ensure about women it's that.

Other than that, being thoughtful goes a really long way. Remember things like her favorite food, the way she likes her coffee, her favorite colors, movies, vidya if she's that cool, etc.
>Learn to eat pussy really good.
>Treat her like a normal human being.
>Be knowledgable, confident
>Laugh at her jokes, even if they're shit
>Tolerate the Facebook memes
Also, make sure you never forget this one
>Grab her by the pussy

>>39321342
>cystic acne
>love handles

Got prescription meds about 2 weeks ago that have nearly fixed the acne and the love handles are slowly going away on this cut, have maybe 10 more lbs to lose to be lean. Feels good man.

>>39327630
Ok I'm willing to experiment since you seem so confident that it helps, how much water per day are you talking about?

>>39326588
Shit up, mom.

>>39327674
>AND BY FUCKING LOT I MEAN FUCKING LOT 1 Gallon PER DAY SHOULD BE YOUR FUCKING TOP-PRIORITY!

give it 2/3 weeks and report to us back with results. God speed

>>39326588
>>39326588
>You'd be surprise how many girls find eye bags cute
I wouldn't be surprised at 0, man.
>>39325736
Depends if it's skin or fat but I don't think if you have bags even with restful nights that you can make them go away by getting skinnier.

>5'7
>small frame
>weak jaw
>acne
>bad teeth
>terrible eyesight
Im 18, is There any chance my life will be less miserable in the future? Im quite strong but still am 2/10 bc of my flaws

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bald as fuck
lifting and shaving it all off was the only way in the end

>>39327653
>Grab her by the pussy
and then she smack you in face, call you a "perv" and its end of one big love story.

Other pointers are not shabby but the last one don't match up. The girl would be furious if I would do that to her.

>>39327713
>acne
READ THIS >>39326622

>>39327713
>>bad teeth
I'm 5'7 and have shitty teeth as well, i'm gonna get braces. Also i have a bump on my nose which i'm getting fixed.
don't wait so much and fix that shit asap. I'm 21 and wished i did all that at 18.

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>>39321342
vitiligo on my nuts, hold me brahs

>>39327776
The last one was a meme faggot gtfo

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>>39327820
the last one was....a meme?

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>>39321342
I'm a bit chinlet

>>39327805
P-p-pics?

>>39327846
Yeah you probably don't want to grab a woman by the pussy unless you're Big Dick Donald™

>>39327860
>Big Dick Donald
Who?

>>39327605
Thanks. I know for a fact mine is lots of breast tissue, in addition to fat abnormal distribution - I had gyno even when I was skinny many years ago.

Some more:
1. What's the purpose of wearing those shirts?
2. How big was yours to begin with - just bulging nips or like real breasts (like mine)? Did you need leftover skin to be removed?
3. Are you employed? Did people around you question your surgery, made jokes, said anything?

>>39321342
Are you ryan gosling?

>>39327864
It's an American meme, friend. Donald Trump said that in a leaked video.

I'm a lanklet and will never get stronk or A E S T H E T I C enough for gf. She says I'm perfect for her, but lets be real lads I could be bigger and stronger and more A E S T H E T I C.

also small benis.

>>39327964
I would suggest to work on your personality ASAP because what you are saying is that you are a very asocial suicidal person. Accept of who you are and work from that point onward.

>>39326855
Serriously, just stretch the foreskin. Circumcision sucks, it's not just a flap of skin. Dudes restore their foreskin after being circumcised, only takes a couple of years. Stretching your foreskin out would take like a max of two months to fix.

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Deviated septum and crooked teeth, pic related. Perfectly healthy and have had no cavities in my adult teeth, but they look like shit. Just don't smile. Could be worse, the deviated septum gets me more.

Crippling insecurity of how people perceive me and what they think about me

I have no idea how people look at me and I have recently been treated as I am an animal in the street for some reason while shopping in a store. People judge, what they see but they have no idea who you are at all

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>>39321342
At least you're not this guy.

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>5'5"

Five foot five inches

No i don't think you understand.

I am an adult male and I am five feet and five inches "tall"

Kill me

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Small freckled face.

Also I have a weird combination of structure where I can't be a top tier sprinter, but I can't be fully aesthetic. I just kinda look dumb.

I also wish I was never circumcised.

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>>39328592
>I have no idea how people look at me

beeeyourself

>>39321413
upvoted

>>39321342
lazyeye is qt

>>39321727
>>hairy dick
pretty sure you can do something about that my man

>>39321342
>Right leg ~ 1 cm shorter than left
>Very mild scoliosis and some minor muscle imbalance do to skeletal imbalance.
>Everything else is pretty good.
All things considered I feel like I lucked out.

>>39321389
Yo semi deep voices are hot. Any time I hear a chick with a chipmunk voice I immediately tune her out. Can't deal with that shit

>pretty bad acne at 21 yrs old
>lordosis/kyphosis from sitting all day
>awful fat distribution and big ass dinosaur pelvis
>small wrists and narrow shoulders

saving grace is I'm 6'7 and have a good face and a big dick

honestly though bros you'll always see what you lack in other people. All I see when I look at other guys is their clear complexions and good posture, but I know they're thinking "damn that guy's got exactly what I don't, he's tall and has a nice face. He must be swimming in pussy." Seriously just focus on making your life happy and fulfilling and pass on the positivity. That's literally it.

It's not wrists or fucking droopy eyelids or anything, nobody notices shit like that. All they'll notice is either a guy who thinks he's a loser and doesn't open up, or a guy who's comfortable with himself and wants to spread good feels. I love you guys and I mean it, be happier you fucks

>6 inch wrists
>acne, not severe but moderately bad, convinced it will never fuck off at 21 years old

6 inch wrists really are a fate worse than death on a man, though. Not a day goes by where I don't fucking hate them. However, I'm still pretty damn skelly, I hope there's a bit of fill-out around them when I'm at my goal weight.

>>39321342
Small dick, stutter, bacne, slight overbite and short
>>39321410
Also this

>>39321389
>ptosis
learn to green arrow dumbitch

>only have a dimple on one side of my face
>i have a chubby chin, but I guess it's better than being a chinlet
>I'm too short for my liking, and I have a large head, relatively large feet and long fingers (ayyylmao)
>I have hooded eyes
>my tits are far to big for my liking, losing weight hasn't shifted them
>seem to get really heavy periods, to the point that I feel awkward doing exercise, if I'm not suffering from cramps
>at this point I might as well be a man, my face in general feels too masculine, especially compared with my very feminine figure

>>39321948
me except just skinny. but terrible posture makes my stomach and butt bulge

>>39327891
To push down the breast tissue and it looks more like a big chest, rather than tits.

Uh, I'd say in between. Close to tits. Enough that people would tease me in school, and it was brought up as I got older.

I got mine while I was in the Navy. Nobody gave me shit, but I was also more muscular than everyone else. I just said that I developed breast tissue, it won't go away with working out, and that it had to be cut out. If anybody made a joke it was probably to make light of the situation, not to poke fun.

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>171 cm male
>medium scoliosis and kyphosis
I would rather be 5'4" with a straight back

>right peck is just slightly bigger than my left
>it's such a small difference that you don't even notice it unless you are up close and looking for it
>it makes me feel super insecure

It sucks, /fit/

>>39327131
pics?

>>39321342
>ptosis
I thought i was the only one.

And I have extremely wide jaw (had to get dental work done for it). And extremely pronounced jaw muscles from years of chewing on multiple pieces of chewing gum.

Some girls think its a turn on and others thing I look like a nazi.

If I wasnt 5'6 Id be perfect

>>39321342
I'm aloof and don't put enough effort into relationships and empathy.

Also 40% bodyfat I'M WORKING ON IT I SWEAR

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>>39321610

This post just made an atheist. How can God exist and let this happen

I think my only flaw is I'm too perfect.

>>39321807
>black 'hoods
FTFY

>>39325464
You're doing Kek's work, son.

>>39321413
let me guess, all you eat is pizza?

>>39321342
i have a 4.8 inch dick

>>39332300

I have a 7.5 I guess, probably 8 once I'm gettin laid in bed. Grass isn't greener my man. Certain gals love seein it on snapchat but flake out.

>>39332321
is there anything i can do for it, are supplements a meme

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Still break out at 20
I'm awful at conversations and my normal resting face makes me unapproachable at times
Have puffy curly hair if it gets long enough but sometimes I just don't want to cut it

I orgasm way too fast and can't seem to stay 100% hard for a decent amount of time. Whether I'm masturbating or having sex it can be from 1 minute to 5 unless i stop a shit ton (which is not okay for girls)

>>39332335
thundersplace

>>39332335

I jacked off a ton in middle and high school? Perhaps that helped, dunno. The foreskin makes it look donkey like as well. But I drink to blackout the anxiety then get kicked outta the clubs so can't really use it on chicks lately

>>39321342
The only thing I don't love about myself is easily fixable. :^) (Back acne caused by lying in bed all day, laptop+bed=comf af.)

>>39323584
are we talking stiffy or floppy here

>>39323624
15lbs is easy to lose, just get it off, also get glasses. the last part is normal and is only avoided in the case of really interesting and/or hot women.

These are not things to be insecure about ya idjit

>>39332354
>thundersplace
thank you very much

>>39332436
No prob. Read the warnings posted there. The shit is safe for %99.99 of guys, there's just a rare defect that can fuck with your penis. If you start to notice that your erection quality goes down in the beginning stop and wait for it to come back. If it doesn't come back, then stop all together. Good luck man, It's like bodybuilding, it takes a decent mount of time and a decent amount of effort. Have to be pretty consistent.

Look kinda young, have some acne. Would Tinder be a good idea?

Pearly papules on my dick
Not really a big deal though

I have Huntington's chorea and symptoms are starting to appear.
I don't wanna die

>>39321652
Literally everyone has some kind of flaw, lad.

>>39321342
Jaw's pretty small, can't grow a beard, and I don't build mass in my upper body easily.
But I'm 6'2", got huge shoulders, a decent face, and a 7x5.5, so you take the good with the bad I guess.

5'9"
Acne scars
Sik jaw with average chin
beard won't connect

That covers it all. Hoping the last three get better with time.

>>39321342
I'm ugly and have gyno

5'10''
No jaw

Everything else fine desu

>I am me

>>39321389
R O A S T I E

>>39321538
Keep telling yourself that untermensch

I'm super knock-kneed
My feet are worse than perpendicular to each other when I stand knees-forward, and I walk with a duck-like swagger that people mistake for a limp.

My ass and hips make an H-shape. I have a good ass, but no matter how much I squat, I think it will be forever H-shaped, instead of heart- or roundshaped.

>>39321432
Big ears are qt anon!

>>39327393
no its been there from birth

>>39321817
Same bro... but my hips arent that wide. Why havent you killed yoursef yet?

>>39321342
mye eyes have white dots

>>39321342
i have a mole on my cheek

my head while unshaven looks messed up and uneven

>>39324696
fetal alcohol syndrome

I have trouble walking perfectly straight because of flat feet/foot, the only walk that works for me is a "cool guy" walk that luckily looks great according to my female friends (and I am 6'3" so that helps).

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my hair is thinning

not as bad as my dad at my age, i'm still gonna go bald though

feelsbadman

>>39324918
Why would you off urself if u have gf?

>>39321399
Cut out junk food, add more memecado, nuts and olive oil in diet.