How many pocket eggs do you normally have, fit?

>>39316265
3 every breakfast

>>39316265
Normally a bowl's worth, but had to give them to a hungover girl this morning.

>>39316280
Did she have to eat them all

>>39316265
only one. however i usually carry a pocket can of cooked chicken breasts with me to meet my protein needs

>Not carrying a pocket chicken for eggs on demand, an emergency supply of meat, and a backup alarm clock

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>>39317294
>not carrying pocket eggs to hatch emergency chicks that grow into emergency chickens to lay more pocket eggs

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>>39317359

>Not carrying powdered pocket eggs so as to have both a meal and defensive weapon at the same time

Whachachacha! Pocket eggs!

Any tips to stop crushing my pocket eggs when I squat? I tried to left them out but they keep stealing them between my 3 and 4 rep all the time

bout tree fiddy

>>39316273
This.


Masterrace cutting:

>lift after waking up and on fasted stated, only with 5g BCAA and Glutamine
>Bacon, 3 or 4 eggs and a slice of cheese omelet for breakfast
>proceed to work with a clear mind
>fast easy peasy until 21:00
>Dinner 350ml of Kefir with 1.5 scoop of Casein

Believe it or not I'm putting up on all my lifts even with 1000cal deficit

>>39317624
they're called noob gains, still keep up the good work you fat fuck

>>39317391

Without me, my barbell is useless. Without my barbell, I am useless. I must lift my barbell true. I must lift harder than my gym nemesis who is trying to outlift me. I must outlift him before he outlifts me. I will...

>>39316280
>>39317294
>>39317359
>>39317391
The humor on this board is literally redit comment tier

>>39316280
?

>>39319700
>Not making sure a hungover girl has a whole bowl of eggs in the morning (and finishing it).

Nevr gonna make it, brah.

>>39316280
Kek

10 egg whites and 2 whole eggs a day