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am i crazy edition ?

also

http://rdos.net/eng/Aspie-quiz.php
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First for first chick attracted to not even having short hair or a flat ass, wtf.
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>>39313210
>implying thats not flat

ohh buddy do you even squat and oats ?

hows your night been ?
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>>39313218
Pretty good, been staying medicated on the THC, got some good mexican food, coincidentally saw the crush.
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>>39313210

Not impressed
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Yes you are literally experiencing at least a mild psychosis.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thought_disorder
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>>39313234

Disorder psychorder. Pfsh. Just roid rage and shoot up a school.
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>>39313234
ive had it worse before this shit went down

depersonalization was my major problem from as young as i can remeber to adult hood, clear for 3 years then this shit happened. ruined ever since.

nothing was real to me when i had it and everything was a dream, it hurt to see the world around me since it was no different from when my eyes where closed. sucide wouldve cured the pain of my senses from being dulled to the outside world but no i maned up and had a goal and goals are all that matter to me.
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>>39313149
A couple of my cousins are truck drivers. One had to get a loan to get started (about 6k for all tickets and training courses) and one had all his training paid for by the contractor he works for.The moneys decent. They make about 45k but it's long fucking hours a long way from home. Easy to save money sleeping in a truck for most of the year. Could be a good way to get out a hole.
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>>39313184

>no link to old bread.

>>39308327
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>>39313184
masT is 33% of the reason I visit this board
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>>39313234
also litteraly everybody could have those symtoms of varying intensities so try again
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>>39313251

Link pls? I've correctly diagnosed at least a dozen people by now just from my insomia nights on wikis.
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>>39313271
Wtf I hate mast now
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>>39313274
http://imgur.com/gallery/u5o62

here you go

i dont forget the 22 years that i celebrated my sisters birth day on the third thursday of november whereas its now on the fourth thursday of november

thats my most important connection
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>>39313289

I'm dutch, how did you think i found mast so quickly, the guy's a walking tumor at his 5'9. Kek.
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>>39313210
Would bang/10
>>39313270
These nubs... when will they learn...
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>>39313301
well atleast i have somebody smarter and more dedicated than myself when it comes to science such as this

i believe you

5'9 fucking every time /fit/ was always right

also please read every bit of the imgur stuff before diagnosing

simply misremebering things wont fly with me since some peoples memory is stronger than others due to emotional draws that it illicit's

you atleast know that i assume
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bimbo?
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>>39313316
>>39313168
It's not that it doesn't make sense. I'm just busy focused on current events and personal shit. I don't have time for all this alternate reality stuff.
>>39313289
>i dont forget the 22 years that i celebrated my sisters birth day on the third thursday of november whereas its now on the fourth thursday of november
Dude we number the days...
the maths ya know?
the day of the week her birthday falls on will always change...
>>39313336
He is kill. Rip I peas bimbo =(
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no one replied REEEEEEEEE


time for me to get into voice acting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPMqzuvTpPI
reference for below

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Vqe63bu155

ive practiced a little but i need moar advice

>>39313351
http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2012/11/21/165655925/how-did-thanksgiving-end-up-on-thursday

that is not the case
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>>39313336
Think he's recovering from a shoot right now
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>>39313289
What is going on over here.
>>39313336
He probably fists his ex right now.
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>>39313366
welcome to /fraud/ now fuck off

what you on cycle wise
>cycling meme engines activated
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>>39313370
I shoot 1 grams of everyday m8.
GET ON MY LEVEL DYELS
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>>39313358
You need a new mic and also a personality when you speak/act/whatever. Acting is just pretending to be some imagined personality not reading wc3 command orders or whatever that was.
As for comparing a made up holiday to a numerical date in time that someone was born on...
What drugs are you on right now? Or have been historically for prolonged periods?
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>>39313377
Of every compound*
I wont drink whiskey again,I FUCKING SWEAR I WONT.
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JBFLGF
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>>39313377
thats alot of everyday roids you got there

>>39313386
the voice over link was littearly below that of what i posted, i was trying to be close to it with my own voice close to it instead of a full mimic

drugs no alchol yes, and i dont abuse the cociane that i have used when i used them
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>>39313405

>someone, somewhere decided to put this together and post it here.
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>>39313379
>>39313405
bimbs looks 5years younder without beard kek
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>>39313405
Someone please cap the face on the 6th panel

>I need to reevaluate my life
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>>39313396
What is your best voice/accent?
>>39313405
Why you so jelly breh? Is it becasue bimbo is gonna be a millionaire off this shit?
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>>39313396
What are you on m9.
>tfw tren libido
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>>39313413
I didn't put it together. It was all one picture when I was only trying to download one pic hence why I accidentally posted nsfw material.
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>>39313436
Please screencap his face from that 6th panel. That look is priceless, but Im on my phone
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>>39313424
just started practicing again, i am not a voice actor so dont expect good

i can female orgasim pretty fucking well but im gonna delve into accents tomorrow

im still gonna use references for practice so ill build a libary to fix my lacking recreations, i'll have it sold as my personel touch on it ofc

>>39313425
test E 500mg and dbol 40mg 4 week on 4 week off x forever
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>>39313451
will do
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What's the best stack for aesthetics once I cut down to sub 10%?

I was gonna run 250test/350tren/350mast
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>>39313460
good enough
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>>39313462
But you're natty tho
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>>39313463
implying DHEA or supplements are natty when the point is to improve hormonal output with them

no your autism
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>>39313451
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>>39313451
You are a douche canoe
>>39313454
You need more FL personality, charisma, and humor and less female orgasms to be a good actor.
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>>39313469
Its natty if you shoot test tho.
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>>39313471
thanks for the input regardless of /fraud/ being the right place for it

im guessing your sugesting me write my own material
>>39313473
so true it hurts
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>>39313471
Dude that face is fucking hilarious

>>39313470
>Contemplative sodomy
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>>39313471
Think I could act, man?

I mean, I reckon I could. Not since Temuera Morrison in Once Were Warriors would such savagery be portrayed. You can't replicate the brown man's pain, and I can lay it bare for the camera, cast me as the villain and you'll feel for him before the end.
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Reminder to get enough potassium brehs
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>>39313497
>Once Were Warriors
mfw the ending
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Fuck. So with SST nuked where do we go to get good gear?
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>>39313514
GNC lol
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>>39313512
Yes sir, and the reaction's always like that, because it's real.
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>>39313519
There's gotta be a bottle of M1T hiding at some GNC...right?
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>>39313546
no lol your fucked
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>>39313497
>Think I could act, man?
>I mean, I reckon I could. Not since Temuera Morrison in Once Were Warriors would such savagery be portrayed. You can't replicate the brown man's pain, and I can lay it bare for the camera, cast me as the villain and you'll feel for him before the end.
Without a doubt.
Why?
Statements like this show incredible passion and personality. You communicate extremely well.
The only issue I see is your dedication to this melancholy, oh well, Eeyore lifestyle. You gotta get out of your home town/comfort zone.
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>>39313552
Dedication, haha. I don't figure I'm very content with the way things are, it just isn't working out right now, few things are.
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>>39313550
I just really dislike dealing with unfamiliar sources. There's still a few on SST that have good history, but they're not 1 stop shops :( gonna have to meet minimum orders for multiple people just to keep my cruise going.
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>>39313579
>it just isn't working out right now, few things are.
So what are you gonna do about it?
>>39313582
What happened to sst? I don't personally buy there so I don't know what is going on but I always thought sst was the stupidest shit ever honestly
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>>39313615
I gotta break out of this cage.

>>39313582
>>39313615
They seem to be going through some things over there right now.
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>>39313615
One reseller fucking moron got caught in Florida with FL and DML stuff

And then some legit ugl guy in Cali got busted (possibly unrelated) so all the big US sources are closing shop.

Nothing too big mostly a paranoia wave. Give it a few weeks and it's back to business as usual I bet
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>>39313687
regardless of the previous bulk sellers there will always be somebody to replace them from the users side of things

so even if every single online vendor was hit at the same time you would have a good majority of them repalced by off and online vendors no problem due to there business practices within the month
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Alright guys, I'm going to sleep. Discuss things I should do while I'm gone.
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>>39313721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1DzZ-AMYuM
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>>39313615
I'm too computer illiterate to find other boards I can trust and I'm not dealing with eroids overpriced labs.

Stupid reseller got caught.
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>>39313742
Think about it this way

Huge amount of people here do the reddit board. If the reddit board goes, there's gonna be a bit of a scramble to find the next one. But it will be found, and while there's no sourcing allowed if you lurk and ask at the right times usually someone is willing to toss a bone.

We're all gonna make it brah just stay safe.
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>>39313753
or synthesis your own just saying

https://www.reddit.com/r/steroids/comments/295o6t/dhea_to_testosterone/
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>>39313762
Too expensive when you can still get raws shipped domestically.
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>>39313780
true that but options are always open to those who are desperate enough
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>>39313787
If things are ever bad enough Id have to synthesize my own raws or not roid... I think that means it's time to find a different hobby
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Got a snap from qt chinese tinder girl crying since I wouldn't meet up and fuck her tonight.

Feels bad man.
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>>39314340
wish that was me t be honest
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Which stims do you brahs enjoy for dat dere energy boost while on a blast?
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>>39314359
I don't blast but I am a fan of cocaine.
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>>39314359
adderall or low doses of speed
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>>39314340
doubt
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>>39314359
You shouldn't really need any but usually I just drink coffee, at most I'll take armodafinil. You gotta be careful on a blast with adding stims so you don't fuck your BP too much.
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>>39314407
Is modafinil any good then? I hear it's quite subtle, which is what I want after finishing my EC. What dose would you recommend?
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So I havent shit in like days and now I am shitting my ass off wtf, it's been 20 mins already I am pretty sure I just pissed like 10lbs of shit out of my ass
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>>39314564
I don't understand how you haven't died yet.
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>>39314624
Cuz I am only on 750mg crystal and haven't killed myself yet
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>>39314352
This.
I hope they'd pee in my mouth and force me to come with limp hj's after
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>>39314641
>I havent killed myself yet.
You are doing that slowly.
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>>39314681
So are u by roiding fag
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>>39314698
>>39314681
So are we all by living
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>>39314654
have fun on your vacation anon

>>39314698
you know what's faster than DNP for weight loss?

muscle wasting brought on by deterioration post-mortem

you should buy a gun
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>>39314698
I only cycle test.
Meanwhile you turned yourself into a pokemon by abusing retarded shit.
If you dont stop you will regret it
I
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>>39314429
I mean it is subtle, it keeps you awake and aware slight stim effect. I usually only use it when I get up at 0200 for work or when I have an exam or something important. 150mg of armodafinil is good.
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From last bread:

>>39312929
Thomas, baby, you don't have to justify anything. Your 20k a year is impressive, dw.

>>39312964
Grandpa u crazy bro, tf is all this?

>>39312974
Go somewhere that actually has something worth visiting, like New York, California, Colorado, Washington D.C., or Florida. Everywhere else pretty much sucks in comparison to those 5 states desu unless you're looking for scenery like hiking trails or national parks.

Besides that idk why you'd want to visit America.

>>39312999
FL pls tell me you at least got her number.

>>39313002
Pretty much this, masT.

>>39313019
xd

>>39313043
This is why I love fraud dude. Has nothing to do with roiding desu.

>>39313047
You haven't done molly? Lol. Go find some good shit breh. If you think coke is good you'll flip your shit on molly.

>>39313095
Stfu and try for something slowly dude. Don't over analyze women, if she didn't straight up reject you at least she doesn't think you're a creep, I say go for it. Grow a pair.

>>39313109
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah that's not normal grandpa. I have some pretty weird and honestly boarderline delusional ideas and religious philosophy stemming from my drug use particularly, but even this is a bit far for me.
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>>39313289
Y-you realize that only holidays are celebrated on something as arbitrary as "4th x of the month." Right? Because the days in the month change dude. For example if her birthday is on the 25th it could be on both the third or fourth Thursday of the month depending on the layout of the year, so I'm guessing your sisters bday is actually on the 22nd-27th and you're freaking out for no reason whatsoever.

Am I right?
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>>39314799
why do you awnser to everyone?
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>>39314842
because of he is a good guy.
(for me)
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>>39313470
SAVED. I need more disappointed reactions for the autism I'm exposed to here. Fuckin perfect.

>>39313514

Welcome to the dark net faggot, enjoy your stay and try not to loose your btc wallet.

>>39313615
When you make your illegal dealing public knowledge turns out it's public to the popos too. Some retards are finding this out now. This is part of the reason why no source talk on fit, so you shills don't get arrested.

>>39314564
lol I almost didn't realize it was you, how are you still alive? >>39314641 oh I see.

>>39314712
>implying he doesn't already regret it and is just putting on a mask instead of crying himself to sleep at night

>>39314842
Just woke up and gotta catch up before the gym today broseph.
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>>39314917

>yfw natty 2D women arent enough.

Jfc this guy's way of drawing a back... hnnnnnnnnnng.
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>>39315051

>Mfw i saw this in next post.
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>>39315057

>mfw
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Now that we know masT's real name, can somebody photoshop his face onto thomas the locomotive?
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>>39315051
What do you think her stack is?

Kek.

>>39315073
>Thomas the Locomotive

Britfag detected.
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>>39313271
50% for me tbqh
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>>39315106
lol no but eurofag
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>>39315073
ok fuck it, I'll watch a tutorial and do it myself. can someone post a good pic of his face meantime?
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>>39315106

Falling to earth from skycity x f. Nanomachine body rebuilds x f.
Pouting 24/7.
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>friend who got me into lifting died
Im going to do extra curls tonight
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Tfw currentgf is working 12 hr shift and I have no spotter so I have to use this bullshit for chest day.

FeelsBadMan.
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>>39315369
Aw I'm sorry Jerry. What happened?
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>pours out protein shake
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>>39315369
I'm sorry breh
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>>39315369
today? recently?

that fucking sucks
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>>39313210

>having taste THIS bad

>>39315106

You know they linked liking thomas the train as a kid with autism right?

Sonic too

>>39314564

adjust your diet or hemorrhoids


>girl seems sweet
>wiafu material Jesus freak type
>just been having one night stands with gross whores recently trying to get over ex
>not working too well
>haven't even been on a date with her yet
>going on one tomorrow
>already super clingy
>If I don't respond to a text for 1 hour I get 'Why don't you like me???'
>super jealous of girls that may or may not exist that I may or may not be TALKING too

Is that too many red flags? I keep telling myself no more crazy girls but this is the one relationship type girl I've met since I started dating again.
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>>39315598
negative clingy = bad
good clingy = good

seems simple enough. That type of cilngy you're dealing with is fucking awful, the positive type of clingy is qtczgf

always needs to be attended to by me, but she doesn't poke or prod at what I'm doing, if I tell her "i need to run some errands, back in a moment" she accepts it and shuts up, but eagerly waits for me to message her again

is nice brah
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>>39315598
I guess everybody talking about Thomas is autistic now
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>>39315598
4chan is linked with autism as well
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>>39315598
>they linked liking thomas the train as a kid with autism

source this now...m-my f-friend wants to know if it's true
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>>39315617

I'll still go because it's the first "date" I've been on since ex and it's nice to do something non- degenerate for a change.

Practice in case I meet a less crazy girl I guess.

I dunno, she did the 'Why don't you like me!!!''' one time and I wrote 'I do but if you keep acting like this I'll start to like you less and less' and she cut it out, did it one more time, I told her to stop, and she stopped.

Should I disqualify her if I can fix the behaviors?

I'm just sort of desperate because it's hard to meet nice girls.

The guys complaing here about how hard it is to get laid are in for a real fucking shock when they try to meet someone to date long term

Tl;DR blogpost: You think I can make her into a good clingy type, I'm desperate over here
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>>39315649
lmao wouldn't have expected this from you
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>>39315649

sorry breh

https://www.autismspeaks.org/blog/2014/09/12/what-it-about-autism-and-trains

You know who else liked thomas the train and sonic?
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>>39315649
Lol fuck. I grew up on that shit. I don't doubt I'm somewhere on the spectrum but I could care less.

https://www.autismspeaks.org/blog/2014/09/12/what-it-about-autism-and-trains
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>>39315662
>should I disqualify her if I can fix the behaviors
>had to correct her again after you basically told her no to begin with

I'd disqualify her right away. But that's just me, and you're talking to the guy who gave up a human slave who was paying him $70k/yr to be her daddy, all because she got too emotionally clingy

again, clingy is good if it comes in the form of adoration and a sense of constant respect, when it's that naggy "UGH PAY ATTENTION TO ME" or "pls dont leave me for another woman" bullshit all the time, then I just fucking cut that off immediately

top-tip of the day: don't date american/brit women in general, just fuck them.

>qtczgf at her finest

>>39315669
>>39315681
>>39315684

i fuggen loved that show tho m8, seriously

>it's specifically about trains

well, I thought people who had model trains were fucking retarded, so maybe I'm not as far on the spectrum as I thought
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>>39315598
... people actually liked those kid shows and didn't think they were fucking weird but watched them anyways because of their parents? It's faces made out of clowny looking clay contorted strangely in stop motion with strange voices... I tolerated it as a kid desu but even I knew it was strange.

And sonic has always been autistic. I don't get how people can enjoy playing those games. I've only ever owned one of them and got so fed up with it I couldn't even play it all the way through.

Mr rogers and old animal planet like crocodile hunter and zaboomifu all the way motherfuckers.
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>>39315694
chill, all the fear among grown up people to be autistic is crap

t. psychologist
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>>39315717
shadow the hedgehog was a fuckin dope Gamecube game.
never understood how anyone could watch thomas though
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Is there something easy to get that I can take that will keep me unconscious through a dnp overdose

I hear it is painful as shit but it's the easiest thing I have
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>>39315726
oh fuck what was that sonic game, Shadow Vs. Sonic 2 or some shit. Had the chao garden that I spent like, years creating god-chao in.

takes me back

>>39315742
just wash it all down with copious amounts of liquor and xanax
>>
EVERYTHING IN LIFE IS BASED ON PROBABILITIES

ALL YOU CAN DO IS STRIVE TO MAXIMIZE YOUR CHANCES
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>>39315754
Isn't xanax prescription only

Cuz if I am ordering shit to kill myself with might as well OD on heroin

Idk how risky recs are to order tho
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>>39315742
just by some fentanyl if you are gonna off yourself
LD50 is like 0.03mg/kg
as someone who has overdosed on opiates before
you don't feel shit
it's like getting put under anesthetic
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>>39315742
don't kill yourself breh.
we're all gonna make it
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>tfw been on self administered trt for 2 years
>tfw made some gains but nothing like i hoped
>tfw mostly got fat
>tfw skinny fat after 2 years
>tfw bacne, facial acne, hair all over my back and shoulders, hair thinning like crazy
>tfw wanna bulk but scared of even worse sides
>tfw wanna cut but feel too weak, skinny (arms), and miserable
>tfw feel stuck and don't know what to do

This has all been for nothing. I looked so much better before roids and I enjoyed training so much more. Going bald fucking sucks, I feel so helpless and stupid. I regret it so much. I'd kill myself if I wasn't such a pussy.
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>>39315694

> gave up a human slave who was paying him $70k/yr to be her daddy

>tfw you won't ever live this life


>don't date american/brit women in general, just fuck them.

They're not all whores cat piss if you are selective.

My ex was virgin that bled (so no bullshitting) so I hardly think she was a whore. Claimed KHV.

She was nice too. There are good ones.

Yeah if you date american/brit girls that go to da club111 and shit you're gonna get clucked

This 'All western women have banged 10000 guys' meme needs to stop.

Especially if you are young. I'm 21 so I can date girls that are 16,17,18 and there are still good ones at this age that aren't married yet

>>39315717

I never watched it. I'm tempted to watch an episode now
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>>39315841
>16/17/18

oh, yeah, if we're considering dating this low then the possibilities are much more broad amongst western women. 18 is pushing it, even 17 in some areas.

I was assuming a dating pool of predominantly 21+ and if that's the case, good luck finding a virgin, that's like a literal unicorn. And a virgin that won't be all high and mighty because she's "traditional and pure" and act like a total fucking cunt all the time? Just doesn't exist.
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>>39315836
>go on trt
>expect blast results
???
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anyone around the age of 20 run a cycle? howed you feel after pct?
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>>39315888
yea
suicidal and weak
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>>39315883
The plan was to use low "responsible" doses to make gains and minimize sides. Did not turn out that way. I wish I had just done a cycle or two instead with like 500mg test.
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>>39315869
>And a virgin that won't be all high and mighty because she's "traditional and pure" and act like a total fucking cunt all the time? Just doesn't exist.

That's why I'm so hung up on my ex cat piss, I had the dream.

I got a little head over heals (you blame me?) and we got engaged in like 2 months and I guess it was way too fast because she panicked and we broke up.

Resent her for giving me really high standards.

Just look how happy I was lmfao

(PS: Photo predates me lifting no bully pls)
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>>39315798
The fuck happened to you all the sudden?

>>39315941
Is that an ice skating place?
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>>39315945

Nah, it was like a place for little kid's to have birthday parties inside of a mall.

Like indoor jungle gyms and ball pits and shit
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>>39315908
What did you run? Do you think you did perm. damage or did you recover?
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>>39315941
slav
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>>39315955
With pct with hcg aswell I only just got back in natural range
confirmed with blood tests my test never bounced back to the natty levels pre cycle
I even waited a few years no I am B&C because I have no choice
I ran 750test and some dbol
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>>39315959

yeppp

Huge advantage in terms of atg squat form and ROM desu
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>>39315941
you are one ugly cunt lmao
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So the nearby tranny community center has free testosterone injections (even if you don't want to cut your dick off).

Is it worth it /fit/? Will it actually do shit, or will I just end up with man tits?
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>>39315995

<3

>>39315999

What country do you live in
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>>39316015
The land of FUCKING LEAFS, Canada.

We love our trannies here, so I don't think it'll be weird knockoff stuff, but I can't be sure. My doc says my test levels are normal though.
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>>39315910
keep doing your TRT, go on a suicide cut then do a real blast

it's never too late to leave humanity behind
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>>39315999
>So the nearby tranny community center has free testosterone injections

I didn't think it was advisable or legal for mental hospitals/reformatories to give any form of medication to anyone other than those booked into the facility

learn something new every day
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so my resting heart rate has gone up a little since I started my cycle, what should I do about this? just work on my cardio?
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>>39315999
>>39316049
mtfs get estrogen, not testosterone dude

also there's a 0% chance of a "community center" offering free, prescription-less test injections in Canada so you're just full of shit
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>>39316099
>>39316084
I haven't checked it out, that's what the associated community center at my school said. For all I know they could be lying. I'm gonna call them regardless.
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>>39316094
You should've already been doing cardio.
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>>39316094
it's normal

don't skip out on the cardio though
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>>39316142
>>39316147
>tfw it's a yolk walk, sled pull, rowing, and bicycle kind of day
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>>39315910
you can still do that, anon...
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>>39316155
cardio is seriously awful though

by far the worst part of roiding
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>>39316174
find ways to make it fun

I do HIIT cardio mixed with conditioning, the yolk walk/sled pulling are a combination of that, rowing is a pretty effective form of cardio and doesn't tax me like running, and the bicycling I just do as a 30 minute LISS "burnout"
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>approach girl in subway
>asking her questions
>she didnt even look me in the eyes
>like she just stared at a upward angle to the right
>not even a single fucking time she looked into my eyes

is this what autistic girls look like?
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>>39315941
>watch doesn't fit right
>popped collar on jacket
>clothes dont fit well.
ruff
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>>39316226
>some weird autismo approaches me in subway
>jesus fucking christ not this shit again
>this is the fourth one of these faggots this week
>ugh he's trying to prod at me to see my interests with these retarded questions
>just avoid making eye contact, if I do he'll probably think I'm interested or some shit
>I'll just read the fucking adverts and nod every once in a while and tell him "yeah"

yes, the girl is autistic anon
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>>39316226
have you tried being less creepy?
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>>39316226
>reading clear rejection and disinterest as her having autism

no you are the autist
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>>39316268
>>39316272
>>39316252

nice try but i easily pulled woman that were triple as hot as her and im i wasnt even hitting on her. I literally just asked her something.

Funny greentexting though
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does anyone know the name of the autistic girl that has a youtube channel with 2 other guys? she has black hair and is pale
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>>39316291
whatever lets you sleep at night
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>>39315941
I think you look good, Alex. Not great, but good, and you have really good height and frame for body building. You look pretty dorky and laid back honestly, I'd hang out at bars and ride motorcycles with you. Seem chill nuff to be a wingman.
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>>39315561
The 1st apparently

>>39316130
Get a sex change to a girl so you can get free test for a sex change to a guy
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>>39316388
these are for you jerry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsTH4gesWtQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsUe6T5cDG0
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getting second round of blood tests for Vitamin B12 deficiency, problem is still waiting on my appointment with endocrinologist over my low test so I'm not sure of all the things testosterone-related I should get tested. So far I've got testosterone, free testosterone, SHBG, cortisol, estrogen, FSH, LH written down. Anything else my endocrinologist might want to see? I want to save the extra month it will take getting an extra blood test when I see her. Not even looking for TRT really from the little research I've done I want a prescription to clomid or some other SERM that doesn't have a huge risk of infertility. Clomid's meant to increase testosterone by 2-2.5 which would put me in mid-high of normal range. Not looking for extra gains.
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>>39316226
i think its more autistic to randomly approach to som1 u dont know and ask questions

atleast u tried
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>>39316498

>no one has ever approached him to ask him a question or because they wanted to be friends with him

im so sorry
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>>39316415
Is that you
Be my gf
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>>39316498
jesus fuck is that pic part of a set? sauce?
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>>39316498
That's not autistic at all. Have you never met someone who was lost and asked you for directions? Are they autistic?
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>>39316527
yes google brooke shields nude
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how does this cycle sound?
600mg test e / wk
500mg npp / wk
50mg dbol ed / wk 1-4 and 8-12

the cycle will go on for either 14 or 16 wks, i havnt decided yet. how does this cycle sound? should i lower the dbol dose?
im 19 btw and this is my 2nd cycle
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>>39316525
no sorry, it is just some guy that have downloaded all videos and pics from a girl that had a youtube channel
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>>39316498
You type like a fucking retard, my man
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>>39316515
>>39316530
totally depens what they asking which he didnt say, prob for reason

>>39316538
why u run dbol end of the cyucle too? get it to 16
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>>39316547
Thats ok
She needed to roll up that skirt anyways
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Scpz_Q4s1-4&feature=youtu.be

Faurk dudes, 3.1x bodyweight bench press at the same weight I am... how the fuck do I get that stronk without superior Russian genes? This is a goal, desu. That's like brick benching 750 lbs.
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>>39316563
stop posting this pic of a swedish girl you fucking subhuman
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>>39316563
it doesnt matter, because even if i hit on her, how would that be weird?

lemme guess, you meet woman by texting them on tinder with dank memes and thats it.

everything else is just cringe tier, right?

>murica
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>>39316563
>why u run dbol end of the cyucle too?
STOP
OFFERING
ADVICE

holy fuck man
>>
Natty here. Is it possible to actually grow my skull size with roids or is it just a myth?
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>>39316467
bumping this

doesn't cost any more money to add shit on, anyone have any ideas? Just found an article saying prolactin should also be checked, fuck knows what that does.
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is the guy online who takes meme requests?
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>>39316579
holy fuck those triceps
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>>39316579
get on gear
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>>39316618
1g test str8 to brain should do it
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>>39316579
of course it's fucking rammstein
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>>39316618
do this bro:

you'll need:
-duct tape
-ear plugs
-nose plugs
-butt plug
(can easily make this fom play doh if you have it)
-clamp
-hair dryer

then:
-put all the plugs in their places
-put clamp on your penis
-strap your mouth around the hair dryer
-isolate with duct tape
-put on the hair dryer

I warn you: don't go from 0 to a 100 real quick. your skull has to acclimate slowly. Do this only for 10 mins a day in the beginning.
Then after 2 weeks you can go up to an hour, maybe even 2.

Seen great results with this method
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>>39316632
its like he's got a set of deltoids where his tricep should be. Fucks sake he isn't even insanely disproportionate or fat like most power lifters in light weight category, I'm mirin that strength so hard.

>>39316639
Not even gear makes the average human being bench that much dude. MasT barely broke 1.7 at his bulkiest and brick is benching like 1.65 too I think? He said 405 1rm right now right? Or was it more?

I'm barely touching 1.75 right now, benched 255 today and failed 260, and I can't fucking imagine benching almost lmao4pl8 at my current weight.

Dude must be on insane amounts of gear, but holy fuck the dedication to training to do that much be out of this world. I'm mirin that too much to care about him roiding desu.
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>>39316525
>>39316566
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>>39316734
>fat like most powerlifters in light weight category
what the fuck are you talking about everyone in 93kg or lighter is lean 105kg is "normal" body fat 120kg is chubby and 120kg+ is fat
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>>39316752
>cleverly leaving out "disproportionate or" part of my statement.

Look up men's world records for power lifting then google each of their names one by one then tell me the majority of them aren't either A, midgets, B, disabled in one way or another, C, disproportionate as fuck, or D, fat.

And don't cherry pick the 5 power lifters like the dude I posted who look good.
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>>39316814
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gFCBFLZ9GE

you are retarded do you expect 6'1 guys to compete in 74kg or what? of course you want to carry as much muscle as possible. having proportions good for a lift will help so most deadlift worlds records holders will have long arms and etc
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>>39316734
>1.75
>roiding for this
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>>39316934
>Tfw Azusa will never love someone this jelly.
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>>39316953
>jealous
>of babby bench
AND AZUSAS LOVE IS PURE AND ETERNAL
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>>39316734
It's not even about training at that level
you think these guys are really doing anything different are just trying harder than other people?
It's genetics baby
Genetics>staying Injury free> diet > training
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>>39317023
jerrbear pls.

What are you even benching rn? 2.0 when.

>>39317084
Yeah I figured. People just have to have freak genetics in an opportune position at that point or it's just straight up impossible. His range of motion is so fucking good, too. No insane arch, no half inch down half inch up, just pure, raw, strength of the highest level for his genetics. I want that, man.
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>>39317084
you are kinda right but it is not like brick and masT are specifically training for bench, most top level powerlifter bench about 5 times a week
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>>39315718

t. I still don't know shit and cant prescribe meds.

>>39316734

130+ kg at 75 bw here. And I'm over 6' tall. Go figure.

I think i hit 1.75-1.8 before my accident. And I was skelly.

But, yknow mtren + msten are fun.
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>>39317199

Oh, and It was a decent incline bench not flat. I find flat unnatural somehow.
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>>39317023

Azusa cant touch this.

>tfw no imaginos body.
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>>39317023
I actually respect you jeri.
I just looked up the anime this character in,watching this daily show tier cringy shit requires a strong willpower.
Mirin.
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I have two 80% filled vials of tren from 6 months ago, is this shit still good to go?

>looks fine
>consistency is as good as ever

I mean, it can't POSSIBLY be not sterile, right?
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>>39317271

Sh. Azusa is a qt.
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>>39317285
>I mean, it can't POSSIBLY be not sterile, right?

It can be not sterile. But do you care?
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>>39317129
Im not.
I havent benched over 165 in 3+ years, destroyed my elbow at 3pl8

>>39317225
Dont speak to me or my waifu ever again.
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>>39317302

id still use it desu.

got amoxicillin ready.
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>>39317285
g2g
>>39317271
lol
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>>39317315
Are you gone this far too jerry ?
Please say no.
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>>39317315
Aw. What were you weighing at 3pl8 attempt?

What happened? Just snap city? Poor form? Unfortunate accident?

What would you have done differently if you could?

>>39317346
>impling jerry's real name isn't Greg.
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>>39317346
do you have a gf at the moment?
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>>39317417
I get laid often.
>>39317364
N-No It cant be ...
>>
>they don't know jerry's real name
>>
>>39317466
>what is irony
Pls kill me and yourself to end this agony.
>>
>>39317346
>>39317364
No doxx please

I was coming back from an injury and went full retard trying to get back.

>>39317271
Thank you and Im sorry for your shit taste
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>>39317483
That sucks, Greg. I'm sorry to hear that.
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>>39317548
>trying to deceive newfags
Everbody knows jerry's real name is Abdullah you fucking pleb
>>39317483
Hi man how's jihad going these days
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Decided to cut the DNP run down to 2 weeks at 500mg/day rather than 3 at 250mg

TIME2SWEAT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipqqEFoJPL4
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When crusader shows up, tell him to just get the xiaomi notebook. The 13.3" one.

it's cheap as fuck and it does everything he wants. And because it LOOKS like a macbook you could easily shill it to someone for the same price you bought it a year later.

They're around 700$ and you'll get the newest hardware with it. (i5 version)

The cheaper core m3 one is only 450-500$.
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>>39317565

>Abdullah

fuck you man, that's me. Jerry's actually Ahmed.

>>39317567

>500mg
>TIME2SWEAT

This is how we identify manlets.
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>>39317591
shit nigga I have 4 laptops already but should get one of these

is the xiaomi note 3 or 4 better

wait do chinkphones even work on US data carriers?
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>>39317602
what u do with 4laptops
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>>39316600
>yeah i was hitting on her badly even though she was obviously uncomfortable

fucking LOL
dumbass, learn some social cues.
If she refuses to make eye contact she isnt autistic, she just isn't interested in your aspie chump ass
>>
>>39317602

Get the mi mix.

no bezels. 6.4" screen and as big as an iphone 6 plus.

the mi note 2 is their latest "note" phone.

Their mi5s and plus are 5.1 and 5.7" respectively.

Depends on the carrier, but some should work. 4g should always work iirc.
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>>39317653
Hack unencrypted email servers

>MAGA

nah but really I just have family that pretty much all work in the tech industry at varying levels, so I get a lot of pre-production runs of items to trail as friends and family hardware

I have like 3 4k monitors and one of those wraparound displays too but sold my desktop so I have nothing to run them with kek

>>39317679
will look at the mix, tnkx
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>>39317695
Send me one for the loli you owe me
>>
>>39317602
Only 4 ?
When they said 'CP is a dyel' I didnt believe them,but it looks like they were right.
>not buying a laptop everytime you pin like a true roid master.
Fuck outta fraud.
>>
>>39317704
trip on alex

your cheapo reposessed laptops you dumpster dive for don't count as "buying" you fuck

<3

>>39317703
I can't send them or I would, they require I return them eventually for them to send me the next in line for hardware upgrades
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>>39317719
You cant use it, why would you upgrade it

>i cant swim but I have 4 scuba suits

Im tired of your lies i expect 4k lolis at my door by end of business
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>>39316334

Appreciate it man

I know we'd have shitloads of fun

I lost like 5% bf since that photo and I've already seen some facial gains, still looking to lose another 5% before I start first bulk @ +200

>tfw bad skin and natty

lel

>>39317665

Don't you know? Every girl that doesn't make eye contact and laugh at my jokes is autistic and wants the D but doesn't know how to show it

Duh
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>>39317719
Dont give him laptops.
Give me your fav doggo.
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>>39317719

>implying I think you look dyel
>implying I'm a position to say anyone is dyel
>implying that wasn't not OP
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>>39317750

Best I can do Jerr.
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>>39317788

I make manlet jokes. And walking tumor jokes because I agree with a certain heavy object.

Not dyel jokes.

have a pupper
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>>39317792

Azusa agrees with me.
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>>39317798
>>39317788
It was just an anon.
It was me faggots.
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>>39317829

prove you're not me faggot
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I had a dream that masT was at my gym, we lifted and the banter was good. Would fantasize about again.
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>>39317862
>>39317829

I thought on /fit/ faggot was always implied.
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>>39317871

Did you help him reach the pullup bars?
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>>39317862
But alex I am you.
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>>39317872

unfortunately I still like girls

I'll keep browsing
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>>39317871
>>39317872

Meant to do this and be clever but ended up looking stupid :(
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>>39317878
of course.

>>39317792
Is this a boy?
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>>39317792
Thats tsukiko you double nigger
She is very qt though

>>39317871
Who was on top
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How do I get a gf?
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>>39317915
no need for gf just watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsTH4gesWtQ
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>>39317773
>expecting me to give out my favorite doggo for free

>>39317788
im only being an ass bby

>>39317750
because idk what the next upgrade will be, could be a TV for all I know. It's part of some upgrade pathway they have for trialing hardware
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>>39317915

Never talk to women, never get a job, post on /fit/ about how it's impossible if you aren't a "chad"

After 100 >tfw no gf threads you get one.
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I have doms so bad
Damn not lifting for a month gets you good

>>39317931
Be my gf

>>39317915
Be yourself
But handsome and rich with a huge dick
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>>39317950

Xiaomi TVs are also top tier.

4k passive 3d 60" for under 1000$ iirc. We ordered two last week.

And one 70" one but it was 1400$ I think.

>5'5
>99lbs

This guy did not do his homework on anatomy.
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>>39317984
Are you depressed jeri
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Hi, you guys maybe get this often, but I'm terribly afraid of needles but my beta life isn't really worth it so I'd like to know if there's any non-meme oral only cycles.

Is anavar + dianabol liver memes?

Is there anything else?
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Sup nerds?
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I tore a tendon a while back and I had to undergo surgery. What compounds should I stay clear of and what can help me grow collagen 1 synthesis?
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>>39318040
There are no non meme only oral cycles.
>afraid of needles
>uses steroids
You need to be 18 to use this board.
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>>39318040

Stop being afraid of needles.

Otherwise dbol works. Don't do anavar for gains, do something like sdrol or adrol.

And have a ton of AI and serms on hand.

But it's still not the best idea.

>[email protected]

I'm going to shill like a motherfucker until I get banned.

jk, I don't sell. But an email to ask certain questions would be helpful I think/
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>>39316538
BUMP
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>>39317983
All incorrect assumptions.
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>>39318040
> any non-meme oral only cycles.

https://www.walmart.com/c/kp/swimming-pool-chlorine-tablets

gotcha senpai
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>>39318061

It looks wet and I have no idea what your goals are.

What are you looking to achieve? And are you going to cruise after?

DETAILS.
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ok sembais I guess no oral

I think I will become a woman instead
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>>39318048
Tb500 and some form of growth hormone would be good.
>>39318061
Ya notop is right you are gonna look like a puffy mess if you don't control your estrogen.
>>39318083
>I think I will become a woman instead
That's the spirit!
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>>39318028
If I say yes will you be my gf

>>39318048
Eq and var with test along with some gh peps.
Apparently nand is good too but I have limited experience with that currently
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>>39318099
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>>39318108
jerry how old are you and what is the youngest gf you would consider dating?
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>>39318116
29
13
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>>39318116
26
10
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>>39318070
Like you dyel cancerous faggot could give anyone any meaningful advice :')
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>>39318141
How many non sex workers have you fucked?
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>>39317769
do you use skin care products?
shit can legitimately help
>>
>>39317984
>not lifting for a month
>tfw stopped lifting for two years
>only been back 3 weeks
>tfw getting crippling DOMS from babbyweight
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>>39318124
Thats shockingly accurate
Well done

>>39318161
Uh
Non?
Uh
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>>39318141
to young talk to me when your 65 ;D
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>>39318170

Nah, but I should. I'm OK right now but once every 2 weeks that shit happens.

Suggestions?

>>39318124

>the real fake jerry couldn't measure up

>>39318045

How you doing man? Anything interesting happen today?

I saw a lady walking a CAT on the way to the gym
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>>39318201
Fucking loser
Get it together
>>
Tfw roids don't make life worth living
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>>39318228
>suggestions

I find shits really dependent on the individual. make sure you are doing basic shit like showering daily, washing your sheets regularly and drink plenty of water.
buy some acne scar cream, you dont have severe pizza face should it should be able to help.
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>>39318230
Fight me
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>>39318070
im not cruising after thats why i go with npp instead of deca because i heard fast acting nandrolone dont shut u down as much as the deca. i am going to run an ai during the whole cycle so hopefully to bloating wont be too bad. should i maybe switch the dbol to some other oral? ive been thinking about anadrol but it seems like its really rough for the body..
im not looking for a third injectable because that will be too much pinning for me.

how about dropping the npp around week 12 or so and switch it to some other compound too drive some of the water out?

im looking too add relatively fat free mass, im currently 105kg and im aiming for 120kg.
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>>39318261
If only we could put a bit of fight into Jerry
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>>39318257
wutchu mean
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>>39318258

>washing your sheets regularly

I probably don't do this enough. Thanks anon.

>buy some acne scar cream,

Is this something you apply to fresh acne so it doesn't produce a scar, or does it reduce scars that you already have? I got some scars already existing.

I don't mind them too much but It'd be nice for them to not exist
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>>39318186
Wow thats gotta be rough
Stick with it

>>39318213
Are you a grandpa

>>39318230
Wow, rude
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>>39318124
Lmfao!
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>>39318307
im like 22 yr but most people think im 26, not only that but i just started getting in grey hair :C feels bad man.
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>>39318318

Dw about grey hair.

I got my first few at 17.
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>>39318288
you should be doing it weekly at least

I believe that it is used on old scars, i am not sure.
desu, the only legit acne i had to deal with was bacne during my last cycle.

>>39318307
Yeah, im definitely going to stick with it. not going to date another borderline girl (hopefully) and let her take over my life.
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can someone post some pic of jerry
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>>39318361
>not going to date another borderline girl

Send m my way.
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Smashed last night. You guys ever get that intense just when you're exposed to thick creamy lady thigh and you just bury your face teeth and tongue in supple flesh? I feel like I lose my goddamn mind around that girlies skin.

Oh and Sunday I'm getting tied up and my my face stepped on. Photos for tumblr?
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>>39318410

Jerry is nice. Either jerry shares or nobody does.

Here's an idea though.
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>>39318318
I look fly
I look good
I look like you wish you could.

>>39318361
Thats good
I cany imagine stopping
Do you have virgin pip again?
I did a big front load and it hurts to sit

>>39318410
Here
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>>39318108
Should I keep test dosage below 200mg/week? I've read that large doses of testo decrease collagen 1
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>>39318427
I know what he look like just want a pic
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>>39318419

Yes, but its skinny athletic smooth skin for me, not "thicc".
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>>39318410
a verry veryy hot person ofc

heres his mug shot
>>39318435
fuck i was just listening to RIFF RAF and i mentally raped it in that
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>>39318435

When did his core go to shit?
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>>39318436
They basically all do, the ones I mentioned just cover it up a bit

What are your goals?

>>39318450
Chalie boy is good
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>>39318415

Did you ever date one because no one that has says stuff like that

One night stand or casual doesn't count.
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>>39318415
dont do that to yourself.
its not worth it. I promise.

>>39318435
She was my first serious gf, so I wanted to spend (too much) time with her, stopped going to the gym, fell out of the habit. She didnt work out with me (obviously) and complained when I spent any free time I had somewhere that wasnt with her.
I havent hopped back on cycle yet, going to soonish. need to cut down further and find a doctor for bloodwork as I (stupidly) did not do last time.
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>>39318496
They're great u just gotta manhandle them.
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>>39318509
yeah, I was too delicate and open with her, lesson learned.
She had a lot of shitty things happen in her life, so I tried to go above and beyond to help comfort her and care for her, but it makes a balanced relationship real fucking hard.
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>>39318228
I am well, thanks for asking.
>I saw a lady walking a CAT on the way to the gym
Lmao there used to be this old lady in my neighborhood that did that. Pretty sure she's dead as I haven't seen her in a few years...
Nothing super interesting today yet. Trying to scrape together some money to buy a new car that I'm super excited about?
>>39318318
How tall are you?
>>39318419
>Oh and Sunday I'm getting tied up and my my face stepped on.
Don't mess up the money maker dewd
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>>39318419
Smgdh
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>>39318493

I have BPD. Sue me. Kek.
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>>39318564
5'11
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>useless fucking roommate didn't answer the door when fedex came while I was at work
>I can't start my dnp cycle until monday
reee I hate him so much
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This pic made me chortle.
But seriously this year...
Wtf is going on with the world right now lol
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>>39318736
the age of memes is what kinda world where in now.

pic very related
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>>39317769
Np bro. There's a lot of really cool people on this board I'd like to meet desu. Bimbo's /fraud/ reunion in sac actually sounds tempting, but it'll either happen within the next four months or never because I'll be in on a continent including euroland and the Dutch soon. Regardless I really can't wait to see what you do with your body over the next year+. I mire anyone else as dedicated as I am to bodybuild naturally, you included.

>>39317871
I wish masT was here with me desu. I'd force him to do heavy chest and work his traps until they have some definition, and he'd work my puny fukkin arms until they popped. It'd be cool to have another 5"8' body builder to lift with.

>>39317872
It is.

>>39317909
>knowing the difference between one scantily clad little girl drawing with black hair and another.

And you still call people degenerate...

>>39317984
I fucking love doms. I can already feel my chest tightening up from today. How do you not live for this shit? I'm literally always sore for like 2-3 days after whatever I target while brosplitting.

>>39318040
I'm deathly afraid of needles too, anon. Never slammed heroin when some of my friends Started trying it because of how much of a legit phobia I have of them. When I was a little kid (8-9) I had an allergy panel done on me and they had to inject some of them in big ass needles 5-6 times at once. I freaked the fuck out and haven't been the same with them since desu.

My solution is don't roid, diet, and lift heavy weights every day because I'm not a pussy. Works pretty well.

>>39318045
Sup bb.

>>39318228

Pls don't meme me but /r/skincareaddiction is actually legit. Helps a lot with daily tips and product review.

>>39318318
I got my first grey hair at 21. FeelsOldMan.

>>39318460

Around offseason I'd say.
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>>39318419
How fun would fire play with a bull whip sound to you?

I'm imagining something like rubbing alcohol with a low burn point that won't actually burn someone but still be hot soaked on pic related, then doing some light or not so light play depending on how masochistic the sub is.

Fuck I need to find a true masochist to let out my inner sadist... so much stuff I want to do that I can't to currentgf.
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>>39318752
We (modern humans) have always evolved in a memetic way. What we define "culture" as is just whatever memes are popular at the time. The only difference in the last 20 years is the invention of the Internet aka a global hive mind. It allows the memes to spread rapidly like an uncontrollable wild fire.
The Internet is probably man kinds greatest invention to date imho.
>>39318764
Chillin at work. Bored.
>>39318814
They don't use bull whips on people for a reason...
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>>39318474
ok ill give you the full story.
it happened two years ago, got back to lifting a year ago. I've ran pharma hgh for 6 months with low test, low deca and low EQ, all to increase collagen synthesis as good as I can.

After that cycle I ran tren this summer til I got BP of 103/156 and piss not looking good. Doc fixed me up, told me to get off tren for while, ofc, lol. he's a old BB and a total bro.

I want to bulk up. Thought of EQ too.
2-250mg test
600mg eq

Don't like to look bloated
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>>39318832
aint that fucking true, the last war is over the mind everything external is merely a step in closing the gap of your bundled up neurons from firing the wrong direction.

pic even more related to my reply
>>39318764
sorry buddy ;C
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>>39318764
>my body has never adapted to lactic acid
Ok
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>>39318564

What you thinking of getting? New car as in new new, or new to you?

>>39318764

> Regardless I really can't wait to see what you do with your body over the next year+.

Desu part of what motivates me now is that I don't want to let you down. Really been pushing myself.

So thanks.

>>39318580

OK, but you didn't answer the question.
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>>39318856
Look into var on top of that and more hgh or hgh secrelogue peptides

Eq and var with ghrp and mod grf feels good on my shit joints

>>39318736
Wut
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>>39318832
Idk man I use a horse crop that has a whip on currentgf when she's extra naughty and feels up for a spanking. Bullwhip might have too much force behind it, but I could absolutely tie a small whip like the one I have out of kevlar if it meant fire play.

>>39318858
It sucks man. At least my moms side of the family has really good, full heads of hair, I just have to deal with it going grey in my mid late 20s.

>>39318876
I like it dood. I don't know why I never stop getting sore, but I learned to enjoy it.

>>39318892
Faurk yeah. 2.0 body weight bench, V taper, 18 inch arms, big ass traps, 1.64 hip to delt ratio, calves shredded and quads the size of planets less goooo baby!
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>>39318419
when you bulking and what are you gonna use for it ?
>>39318965
yeah same here i have good thicc and heathly hair from my moms its just my dads that greys out early as shit. poor bastard had to start dying the sides of his head at 19 so i guess im lucky that its comming in delyad and slower than his.
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>>39318892
>What you thinking of getting? New car as in new new, or new to you?
I never buy any vehicles new new. I am looking at an old Galant VR4. I miss having a cool car.
>>39318904
>Wut
THE WOOKIE LEAKS! THE ILLUMERNATTY! OPEN YOUR EYES SHEEPLE!
But seriously the Clinton's have been buddy buddy with epstien for way to long to not be involved in some sick shit. We just never heard much about it because the media all works for them.
>>39318965
>3ft long horse crop
>15ft long sound barrier breaking bull whip
Sounds like bad times
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>>39318832

The internet is somewhat of a hivemind.

More miss alice pls.
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>>39319000
>youll never split roast a loli with bill clinton
LITERALLY WHY LIVE
>>
>>39318288
You want something that treats hyperpigmentation

Ance scarring isn't normally from collagen iirc

Check r/skincareaddiction wiki
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>>39319000
Aight aight aight trips convinced me to make a horse whip out of Kevlar for fire play.

What if I tied something like this out of Kevlar, soaked it in rubbing alcohol, lit it on fire, and smacked a bound sub with it?

Maybe prep his/her back with some water, and have a snuff blanket on hand just in case.

Bimbsie? You alive for thoughts?
>>
>>39319101
You need to make a cross and let jesus into your life, degenerate
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>>39319127
kek the last time i made a cross it was on someones lawn
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>>39319141

was it burning?
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>>39319127
I'll give up bdsm the day you give up Azusa and lolis forever.
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>>39319053
It's absolutely a hive mind. This website in particular. And that's the only Alice pic I have =/
>>39319061
Maybe you should get into politics jerry? Besides moving to Thailand it's the only realistic way I see of you getting a loli.
>>39319101
Lol the fire sounds like a horrible idea. I am just picturing how I would explain to the police why I lit my girlfriends vagoo on fire without going to jail and I'm not coming up with any good explanation lol

Where is crusader?
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>>39319175
of course it was how else are you gonna see it in the night ?
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>>39319127
I've been flogged on a cross
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>>39319188

Yeah, and I'll get over my ex someday.

We can all dream.

>>39319223

needs more alice.

>>39319227

Knowing what you do I wouldn't be surprised if you were crossed to a flog.

>I don't even know what I'm saying anymore.
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>>39319223
HAH FUCK YOU CAP IT'S A THING.

http://thekinkshop.com/product/fire-floggers/

But fuck paying $80 for that shit. I could make it for 20.
>>
>>39319253
the only problem i see is kevlar melting, i dont know if it does but i wouldn't be suprized. just use thick strips of leather made from cheap belts and im sure you would have any problems after the first test for structural intergeraty
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>>39319279
It doesn't melt. I do fire spinning with kevlar and white gas for fuel, which burns way hotter than alcohol.

Leather won't soak up fuel well enough and would spread it all over the place.

I've made enough fire toys to know what I'm doing, I just haven't made any kink fire play toys yet.
>>
>>39319292
Sounds cool but I'd do a flogger instead.
>>
>>39319309
Yeah cap showed me the error of my ways. I'm probably gonna buy some kevlar strips soonish and do that then, seems like a fun project.
>>
Will masT post today? It's not the same without him
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>>39316618
HGH

But it's not desireable
>>
>>39319354

I know, not enough mastlet jokes.
>>
>>39319414

o/

Why are you not feeding your clients drugs and then blackmailing them into paying you? Just tape them doing drugs and banging you and in a few months you're set for life.
>>
>>39319354
notop sent his skilled team of golf playing assasins onto him.
>>
I got the worlds worst ear ache radiating to my upper jaw. Should I take the left over antibiotics I have in prep for what is undoubtedly going to be an infection?

>>39319431
They aren't usually that reputable I don't think there'd be any blackmail to be had

I'm out of meds send help
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>>39319455
>Should I take the left over antibiotics I have in prep for what is undoubtedly going to be an infection?

Yes. Inb4cantgreentext
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>>39319431
She already did that to rob Ford.
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>>39319253
Of course it's a thing lol. It's the current year breh
>>39319414
The hair dryer answer was way better lmao
>>39319455
You just reminded me I need to order more antibiotics. My stash got raided by like 3 different people =/
>>
>>39319451

You can't prove anything.

>>39319455

too many blowjobs?

>yes, hello saskathciojawo;iejkljakjf hospital.
>Someone I know needs meds
>She's not a druggie I swear
>Where? I don't fucking know, just give everyone free hero- I mean morphine.
>>
>>39319489
>>39319503
These ones taste like marshmallow bananas so I'm pretty stoked

>>39319507
If anyone can convince them it's you

Senpai
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>>39319546

Kek, it's probably the thing I do best.

Really the only thing I'm REALLY good at.

>tfw you got all your friends on drugs even though most were anti-drugs before.

I should not be around people.
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>>39319503
Yeah I'm set on this now.

Now I just need a sub who's down to be set on fire and flogged. For some reason Idt I can convince currentgf to try this.

>>39319546
How tf do you even get prescription strength antibiotics like amoxicillin?
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>>39319586

get them prescribed? I should have a box or two here somewhere.

>doc my acne is getting worse and your cream doesn't work

>oh no problem NotOp here's antiobiotics.

all of my wat.

I kept them for the eventual infection. But I've been surprisingly good at not fucking myself up apparently.
>>
>>39319546

>when your profile is so good ESTP can't even suggest an improvement
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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